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she/they/he // troll wikipedia moderator // c3NoIEB3aXJlZA==;
conflict of interest was so frequently violated() on the wiki page for dirk strider that it is now edit;locked() to only site admins;
ive gotten(too comfortable) on this website but to be(fair) no one on here is relevant enough for anyone to care();
I AM GOING(TO KILL(HEWLET PAKARD)) MYSELF SO FUCKING HELP(ME);
fucking computer isnt even turning() on anymore; // i JUST rebooted(it) NOTHING ELSE;
nothing like(blocking(striders));
i dont know(what a strider) necessarily is but they're(all annoying);
this is(exactly the kind of behaviour) that gets(you) blocked();
｢(*/∀＼*) aaah~! senpai noticed megane!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: nnngghh i can't help it(^ー^)]
why do both of my roommates have(profile badges) now // what does al's even mean();
/| Oh I See. The Name Of The Badge Is " Wage Slave " With The Description Being " What An Industrious Little Bug This User Is! Hope The Pay Is Worth It ? " |\
DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! i've had the verified one forever, but the rest were fairly recently implemented, comparatively. i have them for being nonbinary, a businesstroll, & also for being Hallowen.
Species with h⚣⚣fbeast features. h⚣⚣fbeast legs, ears, tails etc.
you really can(get(away)) with anything on the job if your code is compiling(); // just scrolled(dreaddit) for an hour
READING ONTO THE RECORD! i'm sure resending the relevant Troll XKCD is unnecessary
/| God I Wish This Was Me |\
/| Hey Can You Look At My Husktop When You Get Back To The Hive A Small Corner Of It Just Broke Off And You Can See Its Guts. |\
you havent felt(true pain) until you troubleshoot(UART); // minicom can go(fuck(itself)) and so can screen;
alright; finished(bug fixes); im going() to hit compile() on this thing & call() it a night; // early for me honestly but work schedule changed();
i need() to move() accounts fucking SIGNLESS trycks;
/| Always Moving Accounts And Never Out Of Your Room To Take Your Garbage Out. |\
i dont use(dishes) thats the perks of instant meals;
// need() to get back to work() on the myconet;
/| Can You Get Back To Work On Paying Your Part Of The Rent On Time? :) |\
gog damn yes sorry gog forbid() a troll have a fucking hobby; not that you would understand();
/| Some Of Us Don't Have The Privilege Of Rewiring Our Rent Money From Highbloods Into Our Own Funds! |\
ive literally offered() to do the same for you and you said("no");
nothing beats the feeling of success; // fuck(you) troll microsoft;
troll wiki page on human anatomy has been edit locked due to vandalism; //no one needs() that much detail on sexual organs;
is it worth it to post(notable changes) to troll wiki here; //not sure;
if anyone has(any tips) on marchbug care; please respond() to this chitt; // starting(a hive);
okay fuck all of you im going(back) to dreaddit;
READING ONTO THE RECORD! couldn't hack it in the big leagues, huh?
ancestors arent real what the fuck are you all talking(about);
where do you think your genetics came from....
well duh 8ut WHO'S slurry. did you think of that at some point in time somepuppy's slurry was put into the mothergru8 and your egg was made from it they're very much real I literally live in my ancestor's old hive. there are photos of him
READING ONTO THE RECORD! as an agnostic i think you might be living in your ancestor's old hive & also might be insane
oh I'm definitely insane 8ut this is just, like...schoolfed genetics man
we're literally all produced() from the same slurry as every other troll of our generation; //ancestors are just some bullshit that highbloods use to fill(theVoid) in their lives;