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Genuinely inspiring. Everyone can find their place and role should they simply search for it.

Well yeah. I'm a war criminal.
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒋⒋ — @jovialMerryment Vanity Kerfuf MOTHER[HONK]ING WARNING: This Creature Meetcha will Feature discussions of #mirthfulfaith, #religion, #abitofsubstances, #violence, #taxohemonalysis, #cognitivebiases(?) #maybe, and #CLOWNS. Don’t like clowns…? *gulp!* I warn you not to look ↓, because there’s a Really Scary One (⒈) at the bottom of this Post. Rhyming time, don’t call it a Crime And if you do, don’t blame the Mime I’m not a mime, but I sure can Try ……………………………… (This Is Me Trying) (OK this sucks I’ll stop) Believe it or not, this is my FIRST (⒈st) ever time analyzing someone of the MIRTH. I’ve got QUITE a bit to say, so let’s get → to business. Let’s Take A Gander at Vanity Kerfuf! (CROWD CHEER!) (CROWD HONK) (CROWD GLUB) (CROWD GLUBHONK) Vanity is an eccentric and curious troll who’s quite different from what you’d expect from your High-Pillow ↑pity Schm↑pity Nobleblood Glareotype. By this, I mean Vanity is unabashedly a FOLLOWER OF THE MIRTH, a typically Purple occurrence, though it isn’t uncommon to see. Rather than completely forgoing the traits of her VIOLET BLOOD, she’s engaged in a curious kind of CASTE SYNCRETISM, merging both cultures into something she proudly calls her own. The clownfish variant, as she calls it. Vanity is joyful, outgoing, and active in her Clownmmunity, glubhonking (double dipping) her way through Living Life to the Fullest—even if she Knows it’s Bound to End. More on this SHORTLY. But first, a sudden ← turn? This’ll make more sense in a bit, I promise. Rhyming is a tool used to add emotional depth and memorability to our writing. In laytroll’s terms, rhymes scratch that itch in our pans. It makes you say “oh YEAH, those sound/look REALLY NICE TOGETHER——I’m excited, more, please!” But if you want to get NERDY BIRDY about it, rhymes reveal the integration of visual/aural cues in our reward and emotion circuits: when we SEE a rhyme, we receive a small jolt of dopamine! This actually rings true in music cognition as well——anticipated chord resolutions often give us a CHILL OF CONTENTMENT, significantly reduces activity in areas of the pan that cause conflict and discomfort, and again, BOOSTS THAT DOPAMINE. Vanity likely uses RHYMES in her cadence to elicit satisfaction from a LOCAL SOURCE, the simple joy in using rhymes aside. Her choice of faith despite her uncommon caste connotes a level of AUTONOMY, a decision to assume the faith rather than being indoctrinated into it under cultural NORMS. Conversion in itself is a rather gradual process that’s forged under many social and cultural interactions. A BIT OF CONJECTURE HERE, but Vanity had likely experienced a CRISIS before turning to Subjuggulatorism. (I find it hard to believe she was brought ↑ in the faith——demographic statistics say it’s UNLIKELY.) Religion fulfills the innermost needs of the person, ↑holding a sense of EQUILIBRIUM in the mind. This pursuit of mirth works in tandem with a search for PURPOSE (i.e. questing), for a way to quell the rowdy mind and bring substance to existence. That is to say, Vanity has likely picked the subjuggulator faith to satisfy those unconscious desires. Vanity is unafraid to express (or, well, IMPLY) her Violent Actions. If we Take A Gander at our SOCIETY, this isn’t NECESSARILY NEW, but violence under the faith is viewed in a DIFFERENT LIGHT. The core of our MIRTH views violence like an art, a carriage of duty, than a robbery of a life. Like bringing a paintbrush to a canvas, the weapon is an agent of illustration, too; each death unto the troll is just a proclamation of a Faith, a message to the Messiahs. This can be said about her active use of SUBSTANCES, invoking Vividly Disoriented Spinning Sensations just to feel closer to her religion. Aside from the DESENSITISATION brought from living so brutally, Vanity’s levity has relegated her to just this——OBEYING FAITH AND STAYING PIOUS. Allowing faith to consume every step of your life is a Class Phenomenon, snowballing into a numbness, arguably, as your contact with reality is reduced to following rules and spreading the word of the saints. I wouldn’t want to FOIST DIAGNOSES ON PEOPLE, but participation to the point where it SATURATES YOUR PUBLIC *AND* PRIVATE LIFE is something that should be Ruminated On. As we take a look at her HABITS AND BEHAVIORS, we find that all of these traits are a deliberate hijacking of one’s reward system, a way to accessibly and quickly feel JOY. Obviously this isn’t exclusive to Vanity alone, but there’s a sort of indulgence you can’t help but ignore, especially as it floods every Syntax and Semantic. Without this constant pursuit, only DEATH remains. She knows her place in the GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS: an artisan of death and a courier of a greater message. Moreover, VANITY KNOWS SHE WON’T LIVE FOREVER. She longs to die in a Beautiful Way and join the Dark Carnival with open arms, singing her eventual undoing like the greatest Honor of All. It’s safe to say that Vanity actively engages in HEDONISM, that need to keep the mind busy, if only to create meaning in who she is on the inside. This even boils ↓ to her choice of RHYMES to bring joy to her very cadence——it’s a way to forge pith in the person. Though it’s hard to notice at first, Vanity struggles with the IMPETUS OF HER BEING. Finding a reason to live is what we all grapple with regardless of where you stand. To the Brain Gamers, we’d fit her view on life and death into an APPROACH FRAMEWORK category, a more accepting way of looking at your self-schema, your mortality (though the latter is, again, fueled by religious overconsumption). Yay! The part where I 🗨 ABOUT YOU, TO YOU: you look to be doing well enough on your own. I’m HAPPY FOR YOU! As far as I can tell, you’re doing EVERYTHING ✓✓✓. But beyond this, what IS a Vanity (Proper Noun)? You are Jovial, you are Merry, and you pull all the stops to follow the Faith. Who are you when the lights are shut off, when the people aren’t watching you? These are a co↑le of LOADED QUESTIONS, so take your time to unwind and THINK ABOUT IT. You’re quite an interesting Specimen, though. I’d have to keep my Bulb on you. *wink!* (CROWD WOW!) PLEASE SEE: HEMOSYNCRETISM*, THE PSYCHOLOGY OF RELIGION, RELIGION AS A SOCIAL INSTITUTION, RAMBO’S INTEGRATIVE MODEL (& accompanying theories), THE PSYCHOLOGY OF SUBSTANCE USE/ADDICTION, APPROACH ACCEPTANCE TO MORTALITY (Psychological Framework), RECONSTRUCTION OF THE SELF-SCHEMA, DESTRUCTION OF THE SELF-SCHEMA(?) (SUSPECTED CLASSPECT: WITCH OF BLOOD? Bends the rules of her own blood, CASTE OR OTHERWISE. Spontaneous and untethered. Artistic in every direction of life. Lives by her own rules and seeks to enjoy herself. We all live on Borrowed Time, so enjoy it while it lasts!) SOOO. YEAH. BE SURE TO FOLLOW VANITY, AND I’LL SEE YOU IN THE NEXT ONE! #gandertag #glubhonk #glub #honk #hi

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the veil is meant to be peered past RESEARCH IS KEY

the UNIVERSE as we know it could be ending before your oculars and SOME OF YOU would still be like "PROOF???"

PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! should you experience discrimination or harassment related to your upcoming transition, particularly in the workplace, i know a guy who can turn that into straight-up paydirt
yapper b liek: i liek yuri #yurip𖦹zting

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You’re listening to… Good Evening, Everyone! Looks like the rain's let up for a bit, but we've got the coolness of the evening creeping in with the damp. Do what you can to stay dry and comfortable out there! For the evening affair we've got some Paul Desmond here for your listening pleasure with "A Taste of Honey". Thanks, as always, for listening! …Midnight City Jazz!

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▲update on the search for Wanshi, Callie upped the reward for info that leads to finding her from 500 caegers to 2000▼ ▲im willing to put another 200 on top if you can bring her back as well▼ ▲alive▼ ▼if she is...▲ ▲anyone who owns buisinesses or has cameras in Outglut, hit me up, I'll pay you to let me check through the last wipe in case she showed up on them▼

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DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ The collection of every graphic made for the #FeltOpening! Thought I should put them together, make a main place for them all together since they provide context about the opening on Sunday. https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/feltopeningposter2.png https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/COMEDIC3.png https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/dresscode.png https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/judges2.png ]

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🌳🌳🌳3🌲dried🌲trail🌿rations,🌳dense,🍄salty,🌸unpleasant.🍄keeps🌳nearly🌳forever.🍄kahhal🍄eats🍄these🌲too,🌿so🌳stock🌳fluctuates. 2🌸waxed🌸cloth🌳bundles,🌲small🌿squares🍄of🌲waterproofed🌲fabric.🍄good🌳for🌿wrapping🌿supplies,🌲patching🌿things,🌿or🍄keeping🍄tinder🌳dry. 1🍄small🌿cooking🌿pot,🌸blackened🌿from🌿repeated🌸campfires.🌲clean🌳enough. 4🌿bundles🍄of🌿dry🌿kindling,🌿wrapped🌿tightly🌳in🌿bark🌿cord.🌲guaranteed🌿dry🍄at🌿time🌸of🌿sale.🌸what🌿happens🍄afterward🌸is🌸your🍄problem. 2🍄twine🍄rolls,🍄strong🍄plant-fiber🌿cord.🌳about🌸twenty🌲feet🌳each. 1🌳hunting🌿knife,🌳used.🌲sharpened🌳recently.🍄no🍄sheath. 3🍄bandage🌿rolls,🌳clean🍄cloth,🌿boiled🌳and🌳dried.🍄kahhal🌸insists🌳they🌿are🍄medical🌿supplies🌿and🌲not🌿merely🌿torn-up🍄shirts. 2🌿bitterroot🌸poultices,🌿for🌳swelling,🌲bruising,🍄and🍄aches.🌳smells🌳terrible. 1🌿tin🌳of🌿needle🌿and🌿thread,🍄several🌿needles,🌿three🍄colors🌲of🌳thread,🍄one🌳button🌿that🌳matches🌲nothing. 2🍄firestarting🍄kits,🌳flint,🌲steel,🌸dry🍄tinder,🌿waxed🍄wrapping. 1🌳travel🌳lantern,🌲small,🌿battered,🍄still🌿functional.🌸oil🌸not🌳included. 2🌿half-filled🍄lamp🌸oil🌿bottles,🍄they🌲do🌳not🌳contain🌳equal🌿amounts.🌳kahhal🌳considers🌳this🍄obvious. 3🌿carved🍄wooden🌸cups,🍄handmade.🍄uneven.🌲entirely🌳functional. 1🍄folded🍄rain🌿cape,🌿too🌿large🌿for🍄most🌳trolls.🍄smells🌿faintly🌲of🍄smoke. 2🌸packets🌸of🌸forest🌿tea,🌲leaves,🌿bark,🌲dried🍄berries.🌿surprisingly🌲good. 1🌿jar🌸of🌲honey,🌳acquired🌿through🌲means🍄kahhal🌳refuses🌲to🍄discuss. 2🌸small🍄bags🌲of🍄salt,🌿useful🍄enough🌿that🍄kahhal🌸is🌳reluctant🍄to🌿sell🌳them. 1🌸fishing🌿line🍄and🌸hooks,🌸kahhal🍄does🌿not🌳fish.🌸someone🌲else🌲apparently🌸did. 1🌳compass,🌿points🌳north.🍄usually.🍄kahhal🌲has🍄tested🌿it🌲against🌳another🌳compass. 1🍄cheap🌸binoculars,🌸scratched🌸left🍄lens.🍄still🌲useful. 2🌲candles,🌲thick,🌲ugly,🍄homemade-looking🌳things.🌿burn🌿for🌿several🌿hours. 1🌸deck🌳of🌲playing🌿cards,🍄missing🌳one🌲card.🌿kahhal🍄does🍄not🌸know🍄which🌳one. 1🌸romance🌳novel,🌸water-damaged🌲around🌳the🍄edges.🌸kahhal🌸has🍄finished🌿it🌿and🍄therefore🌿considers🍄it🌸inventory🌲now. 1🌸blank🌸notebook,🌲twenty-seven🌸usable🌸pages🌳remain.🌳several🌲others🍄have🌲been🌿carefully🍄removed. 2🌳charcoal🌸sticks,🌿wrapped🍄in🌸cloth.🌸suitable🌸for🍄drawing,🌳writing,🌳or🌿marking🌳trees. 1🌿unmarked🌳brass🍄key,🌸kahhal🌲does🌿not🍄know🌿what🌿it🌲opens.🌸this🌲does🌸not🌳reduce🌲its🍄price. 1🌳small🌿hand🌸mirror,🌳metal-backed.🌸one🌿corner🌳cracked. 1🌲length🌳of🌲fine🌿chain,🌳roughly🌲three🌲feet.🍄too🌿nice🍄compared🍄to🌲most🌲of🌲his🌲stock. 1🌲silver🌿earring,🌿just🌿one.🌳no🌲matching🌲piece. 1🌿sealed🍄letter,🍄not🌲addressed🌳to🌳anyone🌲kahhal🌲knows.🍄he🌸has🌳not🍄opened🌲it🌸because🌿then🌿it🌳would🌳become🍄used. 1🍄extremely🌳smooth🍄stone,🍄no🍄apparent🌿function.🍄kahhal🍄likes🍄it🍄and🍄may🍄reconsider🍄selling🌳it.🌳🌳🌳

25 o clock

EVERY CHOICE YOU MAKE creates a rift in the timeline, leading to a thousand offshoot timelines where you decided to do something else

i fink ppl should get 2 know me more bc im simply a very interestin person

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overwatch drives has started. prepare to never see me again. i'm going into the fucking trenches. bye everyone. see you on the other side.

idk who needs 2 hear dis but u gotta stop makin someone else ur whole personality whether ur dating dem or not

-=[wwheen your bulb keeps twitching thatss just it trying to get out of your socket #yoursocket_☺]=-

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This 8ook, "Unconscious: A 8rief Guide to the Illusions of the Mind", is a lighter read than I thought. My notes aren't as extensive as they've 8een in the past.

▲its so tempting sometimes to just block everyone ive ever met on chittr, crack my palmhusk in half and just walk until im lost▼

i MEAN, nOT D1RECTLY, oN HERE ANYWAYS, iT HAPPENS SOMETIMES AT, tHE PLACES i GO OUT TO BUT, tHANK YOU, aNYWAYS!

" Anyway, Here Is Wonderwall " I Say, But Instead It Is Radiohead's " Let Down ".

tHIS IS, mY cHITTR HOT TAKE, mAYBE BUT, i THINK i WOULD FEEL WEIRD, bEING W1TH SOMEONE WHO, kEEPS POSTING ABOUT, "GIRL BULGE," (aND i AM NOT TAGGING THAT, oN PURPOSE), aLL THE TIME, i WOULD GET, aNXIOUS ABOUT IT, i THINK LIKE, wOULD THEY STILL LIKE ME, aND WANT TO BE WITH ME, iF MY HORMONES, aFFECTED 1T OR, iF i GOT BOTTOM SURGERY OR, eVEN IF i JUST, dON'T PUT OUT AND, g1VE THEM ACCESS TO IT? aND DO NOT, sTART TALKING TO ME, iN THE COMMENTS ABOUT, tROLL BIOLOGY BECAUSE, i KNOW, yOU KNOW, wHAT i MEAN, yOU KNOW? #NSFW #isHOULDnOTbEsURPRISED #tHATbEINGoBJECTIFIEDcOMES #wITHbE1NGawOMAN
Eminem as a Seadweller: My name is Swim Shady

▲oh great imperial propaganda on my imperial propaganda music platform, how fucking surprising▼

Okay the calculator thing is dead. What is UP party people

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You’re listening to… Good Evening, Everyone! The rain is still going, though it's nothing roof-shaking. Just a gentle rhythm of noise that can fill in the background of our lives. It's cooling down the city considerably, so why not bust out the blankets, make yourself comfortable, and listen to some K2E1 tonight? Up next we've got some Billie Holiday here for ya. Here's "Solitude" coming right up. Thanks for listening! …Midnight City Jazz!

You’re listening to… Good Afternoon, All! It's still relatively cool outside right now, still some of that chill leftover from the storm, though the skies are nice and clear. We've got another storm ready to roll in later tonight, so be sure to grab your hats and umbrellas! Up next we have an "Untitled Original" from John Coltrane from his posthumously released album Both Directions At Once: The Lost Album. We hope you enjoy! …Midnight City Jazz!

You’re listening to… Good Afternoon, All! Weather is hot out there today so let’s get right to the cool tunes, shall we? Ella Fitzgerald here with “Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered” coming right up. Enjoy! …Midnight City Jazz!
publishing to the jury: flamingo's g+er into the g+ers of chittr publishing to the jury: part 1 --- @televisedAviamor disclaimer: (i do not plan to cover the other g+ers on here. the "part 1" is purely cosmetic) sidebar: this is the part where you do a funny little skit, right? like a st+-up routine. i don't really think that's the fun part so i'm just gonna say "point of order: what's the deal with dream bubble food" + leave it there sidebar: ok i lied i do actually want to do an introduction before i get started. hi, g+er. i have a lot of time on my prongs. + if the other g+er's gonna blow up your spot about the whole panchip thing then i also want a turn. you're a weird little dude + i think we should all take a second to really turn the magnifying glass around, so to speak publishing to the jury: without further ado, let's take a g+er at g+er grimzl. (crowd reacts) publishing to the jury: just gonna say it again: g+er's a weird little dude. i've met several of him around the dream bubbles at this point + i think i've got a pretty good idea of his neuroses by now. like for all that he tries to deflect in conversation he will just answer your questions generally (+ i would like to think i am also pretty observant, where it counts) publishing to the jury: so to get into all that he's fundamentally just a very passive person. part of that is due to the literal chip in his pan that makes him physically incapable of experiencing rage or fighting back in literally any way (did you, the reader, know about that? isn't it wild?) + part of that is due to him just liking to keep an eye on stuff. dude got all the spotlight he could h+le back when he was hosting his "host of shows" + when it was violently ripped away from him (long story) he decided to just. step back from it all. so in the metaphor of stage + whatnot (or film set, as the case may be, but i'm ignoring that for the sake of my metaphor) he's making himself comfortable in a box seat. regular ol' phantasm of the opera over here lol point of order: except instead of murdering + shit he's just, like, knitting + baking + drawing. the picture of a domesticity, really, like total hivesprit mode. oh + also like the phantasm of the opera he's skulking the goings-on of the metaphorical operahouse pretty obsessively. i like this metaphor more + more. publishing to the jury: anyways to really dig into that obsessiveness part like. g+er's kind of a stalker, right? weird to use that word for him since he's generally such a sweetie but. it's not just for the sake of writing psychoanalyses that he reads through all of somebody's profile, or tracks down identifying information off-site, or writes notes on everyone he interacts with + genuinely gets weirdly fixated on people. it's just how he relates to the world. he's very thoroughly distanced himself from society writ large but longs for connection anyway, you know? point of order: + by connection, i don't just mean being a part of other people's lives on his own terms, lurking amiably, the guy in the corner at a party just holding a drink while everyone else dances. i mean like metaphorically* crawling into someone else's skin + living there. this sort of dissecting + categorizing of every little thing about somebody is a generally well-intended impulse but it's not a selfless one at all disclaimer: *i met a version who took this more literally. lol point of order: when he does actually talk to people, either in a real conversation (rare) or when he's presenting to the class, he is asking you to love him. + he has already braced for you to refuse. there's always assurances ready in his back pocket that, however cruel or callous you'd care to be to him, he doesn't mind. point of order: that's a bit of a recurring theme. he can't mind. he can be hurt but he can't fucking do anything about it, including dislike you for hurting him. publishing to the jury: so what we have here is a guy who, aside from voyeuristic tendencies (unrelated to pailing, in that context he prefers getting directly bossed around), just wants to make other people happy. he's a veritable font of almost unconditional affection. + in a lot of ways, that's a coping mechanism he's had to develop after the chip thing: fight's out of the question, so he has to pick between flight, freeze, or fawn. fawning is the easiest + safest option he has. publishing to the jury: + insomuch as he likes people (for lack of a better option, maybe, but not insincerely) part of distancing himself from everything includes trying to present himself as a mascot rather than a person. to follow-up on the "he is asking you to love him. + he has already braced for you to refuse" thing, he doesn't *actually* want you to look at the man behind the curtain. maybe that's a self esteem thing, maybe that's a lack of trust thing, probably a bit of both lol. publishing to the jury: he's a seer of heart, by the way. godtier versions of him that i've met get kind of weird ᴹBP closing statement: maybe there's a way to tie all this together: "he's obsessed with other people", "he's shy", "he wants to be loved", "there is a chip in his pan that physically prevents him from experiencing rage or doing anything to protect himself", "he's nice, but what's the alternative" , etc. there's some kind of thesis to connect these points. iunno closing statement: this is where he usually ends things by addressing the person directly with some bit of advice about how to be more mentally healthy or whatever. sure. hi again, g+er. we're not birds of a feather, exactly, but you're neat anyway i guess. don't forget that there's some people out there who really do care about you, g+er grimzl, + not just the dorkass silly goose persona you want people to see. if you wanna live happily ever after you need to get comfortable with people giving a shit about you for real, + put your strutpod down a little harder when they don't. closing statement: also, this is where you'd usually promote the subject of the post + ask everyone to follow them. i think most of the people reading this to the end already know you, + are probably following you, so instead i'm going to ask everyone to try + engage with you as a person. + pay just a little bit more attention to your whole deal beyond the superficial facade + willingness to churn out flattering reflections of them by the gogdamn dozen. anyways that's @televisedAviamor folks he's a weird little dude who's gotten up to some truly crazy shit + i think more people should acknowledge that. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d3dde8e14800.gif

gotta rep m7 bo7!

You’re listening to… Good Afternoon, All! The cloud coverage is doing a lot to help keep that sun from beating us down, but it's still a warm one out there! Step inside somewhere, make sure you're hydrated, and listen to some music brought to you specially by us. Up next we have John Coltrane with "Naima" here for ya. Enjoy! …Midnight City Jazz!

You’re listening to… Good Evening, Everyone! Finally it's beginning to cool off out there as we slowly slip into dusk and the evening sets upon us. We saw that there was quite a bit of ruckus and concern going on out there in the multiverse today, and our pushers go out to those in trouble or recovering from it. We hope you'll be okay. In the meantime, try and find some time to relax with some chill, funky tunes. We've got BADBADNOTGOOD with "Found A Light" coming up next. Thanks for listening~ …Midnight City Jazz!

never had enough of this thing https://gwwwwtoday.gwwwwu.edu/sites/g/files/zaxdzs5401/files/immmmage/Nautilus-Pic_460x300.jpg

e\/eryone is talking about it being monday but not a single soul has mentioned garfield the meowbeast. please humble yourself. get down to alternia again remember your roots.

THere's nothign inherently funny about this image, but the fact that its you that sent it is fucking sending me.

what if we were ibuprofriends

Yeah, after it calms down.

You’re listening to… Good Morning, Midnight City! As we get back to our daily normal, despite the strangeness of our green moon's newly adopted sister hanging strange and pale in our skies, we wish you all a splendid morning. Let's let today be THE day, yeah? Get that stuff done you've been putting off, treat yourself to something nice, tell that special someone how you really feel. Make today your Oasis in a sea of troubles. And speaking of oases, we've got Yusef Lateef here coming right up with "Oasis" for you all. Enjoy! …Midnight City Jazz!

▲breakfast cigarette▼

new take on the gum gum fruit.

STREET LAMPS are telepathically hooked up to the neural pathways of specific goldbloods. WHENEVER ONE LIGHTS UP, thats one of them having an idea.

▲anyone else going to tonights Grubbels concert tonight?▼

each grain of table salt was manually weighted by a SHARPLY DRESSED CHEF with the intention of assaulting your arteries with a long con

READING ONTO THE RECORD! i propose we just do away with the whole idea of alternate selves. no more. if you make a chittr account in one timeline the site is blocked off for you in every other timeline

/| If You Are Going To Eat Raw Meat, Be Sure To Do It Carefully. Many Meats Should Not Ever Be Eaten Raw. Many Types Of Fish, However, Can Be Eaten Raw If Prepared Carefully. There Are Many Restaurants That Specialize In Raw Fish, Although The Further Away From Seadweller Territory They Are The Sketchier They Are. If You Really Are Craving It, Try Looking For Somewhere Close To The Sea. |\ /| Not Medicullar Advice, Just A Waiterroress Who Works In The Industry. |\

▼▼three morning cigarettes▲▲ ▼ugh i think i got ashes in my cupe▲

Chittr, we have tø remember: this is a traditiønał part øf highbłøød Hønør Duełs. ¥øu grind yøur tips against øne anøther tø test the give øf the swørds and ensure the quałity øf øne’s metał and mettłe. #dashwatching #cøpypasta

MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! it's, er, been a minute since i wrote something. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fdbffe53dce0.png

You’re listening to… Good Evening, Everyone! We hope you've all had a wonderful day full of in-depth discussions and, er, exploratory adventures with bug zappers it seems. Do remember to take care of yourselves, and to maybe take up a hobby! We've got some great music here for you to end the shift with. It's a piece that I keep wanting to listen to over and over, as it seems to paint some kinda grand journey beginning for the listener. This is "Cogito" by Akusmi. Thanks for listening! …Midnight City Jazz!

▲mostly that im not super into the whole caring for grubs bullshit, dont care about being ‘submissive and subservient’ or whatever and hate the idea of getting sent to deep planet exile or being a midwife for the mother grub▼

READING ONTO THE RECORD! it's actually okay to pinpoint the exact location of someone's hive if they annoy you. it's actually fine to send them the head of a hoofbeast as a threat. #violence #gore #inspirational

READING ONTO THE RECORD! everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. their distraction is your advantage
🥬 ordering 50 flavordiscs there #ASAP LOLOLOLOL

▲someone asked me if i love cigarettes or women more▼ ▲do you get off on asking people the shittiest hypotheticals ever?▼ ▼cigarettes▼ #substance
https://i.p⧃stimg.cc/6q52ZTFG/image-2⧃26-⧃7-⧃4-19⧃5⧃1195.png IT IS D⧃NE HASHTAG VI⧃LENCE #VI⧃LENCE

hayyy everyone ive blown up five old buggies tonite how are u

ohhh then hell YESSSS

You’re listening to… Good Afternoon, my beautiful listeners! The weather continues to be lovely, though it's definitely getting hotter out there as we enter that season of summer. Do what you can to try and stay cool, stay hydrated, and stay here with us as we listen to some chill tunes. We've got The Vince Guaraldi Trio here with their rendition of "Fly Me To The Moon" to groove to. We hope you enjoy! …Midnight City Jazz!

You’re listening to… Good Morning, Midnight City and all of Chittr! The sun is shining, and there's birdsong in the parks, and we're feelin' so good! We hope you're feeling good too, and if not we hope this next song helps to get ya where ya need to be. This is Chuck Mangione with "Feels So Good" coming right up. Enjoy! …Midnight City Jazz!

You’re listening to… Good Evening, Everyone!! Whether you're rounding off the night as things get cooler to head out to various parties or just settling down at home, we've got a great little number for you. You might recognize this song from a popular comedy Spy movie, and here it is played by the artist we started to day off with Rahsaan Roland Kirk. This is "Soul Bossa Nova"! Enjoy! …Midnight City Jazz!
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒊⒎ — @temptedAnoxia Tekras Iszovh MYSTERIOUS ANATOMY?! (#suggestive) Just kidding. THAT WAS ENGAGEMENT BAIT, I THINK. YOU’VE BEEN CAUGHT HOOK, LINE, AND SINKER INTO MY TRAP. NOW YOU’RE DOOMED TO READ ALL OF THIS! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! (Crowd Silence) (Leapfiend chirping) B:o] B:o[ … Let’s Take A Gander at Tekras Iszovh! (CROWD CHEER!) (CLANK) (CLANK) (CLANK) (Click click?) (Geiger Counter) (Are you still radioactive?) As stated by Tekras himself like a mantra, he is Not A Good Person. Nor does he want you to believe he is one (⒈). He is impassive, hypoempathetic, not the SAFEST ASSET IN THE TOOLBLOCK, but above all else, he KNOWS WHAT HE’S DOING: working with machinery is as much a Passion as it is a Way of Life, dwelling in SPACE AND ALL, in the company of nothing but himself and his hive(ship)made robotics. And a guy in a tube, methinks. My interactions with Tekras have carried a DETACHED QUALITY, as though you’re invoking the Word of the Shadows for guidance. They’re reliable, but it doesn’t mean they’re looking out for you. I’m getting (purple) prosey: here’s the GIST. Tekras is s↑posedly ‘rude’, but his energy seems generally WEARY than anything. I don’t blame him—a brief look at his account shows that he’s got enough Personal Lore to feed an idle God. He’s frankly tired of all the Bull[HONK] he has to Put ↑ with. To boot, he’s conscious of the MOST UNBROACHABLE IDEAS EVER. I wouldn’t call it META AWARENESS as much as it is an acceptance that not everybody will be a Hero. He certainly knows he isn’t one (⒈). But in the words of A Wise, Faceless Person, you don’t have to be GOOD to be a Hero… oh, but what would I know? Anyway. He is an unabashed Deviant. He carries a dislike for highbloods (unless you’re BLUE or something, I Can’t Relate). His hesitance to request a Gander from Gander came from his sheltered interactions with the PURPLE CASTE. But really, all of that can be distilled into a dislike for any form of Oppressive Hierarchy, or any authority that CAN oppress. On that note, what I find interesting about Tekras is his unconcealed dislike for the members of our sibling society, Beforus. If I were to CONJECTURE, the behavior is not only due to the UNFORTUNATE CIRCUMSTANCES OF HIS ALTERNATE SELF (killculling), but the restriction of that Agency for someone (⒈) on the lower end of the HEMOSPECTRUM. This is what’s known as PSYCHOLOGICAL REACTANCE—an emotional instinct for the unindoctrinated, and a knee-jerk reaction for the rebellious. In Tekras’ mind, the thought of being restricted in any shape or form creates AGGRESSION and a need to claim one’s (⒈’s) PERSONAL CONTROL. Existing is about choosing to live life YOUR way. This form of deviation is linked with a sense of AGENCY, a Theme that saturates the NATURE of Tekras’ posts. Everything must be done on his own accord in order to feel worthy of doing. In almost all circumstances, he trusts his gut over what others have to Offer. Despite it all, Tekras wants to and DOES make meaningful connections on Chittr. If not the former, the latter ends ↑ happening anyway. Friends, maybe quadmates, enemies (is that a doomed version of yourself? A horrorterror d↑licate? That guy is just Peter to me). All of this is his choice, and that’s what matters to him the most. This ultimately forms the basis of his CLASSPECT. More on that shortly! Tekras’ sleeping problem. This isn’t uncommon in the realm of the WORKAHOLIC (let’s face it, he looks to be among the most PRODUCTIVE on the platform), but this extends to an unhealthy coping mechanism—SOPOR, which is being worked on, much like a number of his s↑posed ‘Flaws’. RELIANCE on sopor to sleep additionally behaves as a general Mood Regulator, much like any consumers of an Addictive Substance. The issue only EXACERBATES IN ITS ABSENCE. After a while without consumption, it renders him Irritable and Even Less Friendly, the most telltale signs of WITHDRAWAL. Tekras cannot feel at his full capacity because, psychologically, his necessities have been tethered to how much sopor he can consume, how much of a say his DEPENDENCY has over his autonomous functionality. It’s hard to tell at first, but that nuance is Very Much Present. All of these factors at play circle back to a psychosomatic chronic exhaustion present in his demeanor. And that isn’t mentioning the EMOTIONAL FALLOUT FROM THE GAME. In his words, EVERY SESSION IS DIFFERENT. I can’t help but wonder: what might have happened in his to have caused such anguish to the psyche. What DOES his title mean to him? Has the story—the eventuality of becoming irredeemably bad—truly been set in stone? For a s↑posed VILLAIN (you’re a Prince), you Pose a lot of Potential to prevent your cruelty. You know this. Your power allows that, with the ✓ Fine Tuning of the rulebook. Destruction of DOOM constitutes EMANCIPATION FROM FATE. Maybe in some other universe or a windingly-infinite amount of them, you DID become the villain. But like everything else, that’s contingent on YOU. Villains cling to the definition of evil because they know that’s all they Can Be, that there’s quite literally Nothing Else there for them at this point. But as far as I can tell, you’re nothing like that; you’ve been provided ample opportunities to grow into something you can be proud of. You’ve paved the way to this position, from courier to spacefaring individualist. You’ve made it. (CONFIRMED CLASSPECT: PRINCE OF DOOM! That *checks script* isn’t *checks script* what I was *checks script* Expecting! Just kidding, I TOTALLY EXPECTED THAT. Here’s what this Says About Tekras: Princes SHADOW their opposite aspect. For a DOOM PLAYER, this means they behave more similarly to LIFE, the aspect representing growth, energy, and changing fate. He is, by most definitions, UNPREDICTABLE. A loose cannon, if you would. This rings TRUE in the general defectancy, distrusting the system in favor of what he can do to himself. Something something, NO ONE (⒈) CAN SAVE YOU BUT YOURSELF. He destroys systems, thus creating new opportunities for growth and for life. It is the act of burning the forest to usher in new, stronger plants and beasts. I didn’t want to give this part an unparenthesized paragraph, but deep, deep ↓, princes loathe who they are, no matter how under control or unerring they want to be seen as. Clearly this won’t be out→ STATED by Tekras himself, but you realize such, eventually. That he isn’t himself in a way that feels BELIEVABLE. He still has a lot of healing to do, but he’s well on his way.) So YEA. Tekras. Follow him! NOW! GO. I’M WATCHING YOU. I’ll see you on the next one! #gandertag #buildourmachine #leagueofdoom #candoomrunonspaceship
I know I can always count on fellow hemoanons to chip in when the subject of anonymity comes up. We are actually a hivemind. That was a joke. We aren't.

You’re listening to… Good Evening, beautiful listeners! Finally things are beginning to cool down, and hopefully slow up a bit too. We've got some real grooves coming up here for you next to wind down into the evening with. This artist is called Tremendous Aron, and the song is called "Lola". We hope you enjoy, and hey...thanks for listening. …Midnight City Jazz!
I got to do ANYTHING I WANTED with my Photoshoot Pictures. So I made This. ♥☺

sure as fuck gonna be disabled when im through with you #violence

been really getting into pockets lately
[BROADCAST ENTRY] Mither here. In tonight's news, it seems like getting kidnapped is what's been happening lately. We're sure you know exactly of what to do in this situation and that is lock all of your doors, your windows, keep a /weapon/ close /by/, and make sure /nothing/ gets in. We aren't sure if these kidnappers are all apart of a collective, but what we do know is that currently a /number of trolls/, not /aliens/, are the ones who are getting taken. From their /hives/ or /otherwise/. We recommend staying with a /trusted buddy/ or /sic/ your /lusus onto them/. We also recommend /slaughter/. But we don't recommend /staying out/ while this is happening. We at Seventh Echo would like for you to be safe. Stay safe out there, folks.

You’re listening to… Good Evening, Everyone! Sorry we missed out on our afternoon spot, but we'd like to make it up to you with the evening! We've got a newer musician here for ya folks, and he's got a lot of fun sounds for you to hear. We've got coming up next here "Radio" by Johnny Manchild and The Poor Bastards. Enjoy! …Midnight City Jazz!

i want to gut somebody and watch their stuffing fall out. #violence #gore #nsfwe
THX NOW I KNOW WHO 2 CULL IF U DIE
Hi, all! These are #closed again. YAY! #gandertag ← ← ← for a general reference of the Stuff I Make! If it's caught your bulb, then keep one (⒈) out! What I SAY is only an extraneous observation of what your DEMEANOR and 'THEMES' might say about your psychology. Or at least, how MUCH can be said about you from a guy checking your virtual profile. Do also be aware that my analysis might not be ENTIRELY ACCURATE——after all, I only ✎ what I can see! (You will also be CLASSPECTED to the Best Of My Ability.) Thank you all for s↑porting my little hobby. B:o]

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((TWISTAAAAA FITTTT i wanna make her a swim suit next <:) https://i.ibb.co/q3R2M667/IMG-7597.jpg
I am Chopped but I am Kind.

You’re listening to… Good Afternoon, Midnight City and all our other listeners! We wanted to showcase one of our LGBTQ+ musicians for Pride Month, especially on today, Pride Day, the commemoration of this thing called the "Stonewall riots" wherein queer people fought back against oppression with bricks and rocks and their voices raised. So for Pride Day do something to make the queer person in your life special--especially if that queer person in your life is You! Here's Oscar Peterson, famous gay jazz pianist, with "Bye Bye Blackbird". Enjoy! …Midnight City Jazz!

🐴 Horsle 🐴 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 fuckkkkkkkdat was so clsoe im glad i coudl secure da win

You’re listening to… Good Morning, Midnight City! We hope that the night was kind to you, especially those of you just now getting off shift. We hope the music throughout the night was kind to you, or if you're just tuning in now, that we can give you some real pep in your step. This little ditty is from Miss Peggy Lee called "Why Don't You Do Right (Get Me Some Money Too)". We hope you enjoy it! …Midnight City Jazz!

▲such a cool idea in human yuri, corrupting the pure little church girl instead of her corrupting you▼
[BROADCAST ENTRY] Guys. Gals. Pals. /Wake up/. They're feeding you a seven course meal of lies and you're eating it right up, as if you don't understand there's more to it than what meets the eye. They're poisoning the /food/. They're poisoning the /water supply/. If you understood what was really going on behind the scenes you'd go up in arms, you'd /protest/, you'd /rain hellfire/. But the televisions are panwashing you. You believe they're telling you something entirely different when they're programmed to run the same channel in different scenarios, sequences, and within your levels of interest so you know /none the wiser/. Wake. /Up/. Notice /the pattern/. Watch the chef make your food from start to finish when it's plated up before consuming it. Unless you're in it for the surprise, /the thrill/. But they'd do something to you too. Eventually. This has been Mither. See you soon.

▲i don't even listen to troll men▼

▲after learning more about human culture I'm making a list of names that if you have i don't need to listen to your opinion▼ ▲Let's start with a few▼ ▲Doreen, Linda, Heather, Hannah, Lindsey, Taylor, Britney, Margaret▼
i was cleaning the sketch super slowly so i took super long to finish it lawwwwll sorry #cw-self-harm https://files.catbox.moe/3in9cf.png

that heavy feeling in your chest is NOT RANDOM. it means its imminent

someone making extended eye contact with you is TRYING TO SUCK YOUR MEMORIES out through your corneas. PROTECT YOURSELF, DONT MAKE EYE CONTACT.
2 PEOPLE HERE: OMG WHY DO U HATE URZELF UR ZO PRETTY AHAHA LITERALLY ME:

You’re listening to… Good Morning, Midnight City and to our alternate listeners, a Good Evening to you! We've got the very exciting news that we've achieved a specialized badge for our station! Many thanks to the hardworking folks behind the scenes here on chittr.ing! Enough shop talk though. It's a beautiful day, Saturday once again, and we've got some great music for you folks. For Pride Month, here's the great Count Basie with "Splanky". Enjoy! …Midnight City Jazz!
HE DID NOT FUCKING DEZERVE THAT. WHAT WAZ I THINKING? YEAH HE WAZ BAD BUT FUCK . I MIZZ HIM. I COULDVE CHANGED HIM, I COULDVE FIXED HIM INZTEAD OF COMPLAINING AND WHINING ABOUT EVERYTHING HE DID. #RAIDINGKANAKAZHIVE <- LAZT POZT ABT THIZ BTW. THIZ IZ WHAT YOU GUYZ WANTED TO ZEE. HEREZ DEAD KANAKA. FUCKING ENJOY.

IF YOU TAKE A REALLY GOOD LONG LOOK at your computer's motherboard. YOULL SEE TINY, GOLDEN ENGRAVINGS. these are ACTUALLY runes, that outer gods use to communicate with your machine.

xx_https://open.spotify.com/track/1nQgPRVQN9fM1VdZdMNsC5?si=8eb4c292cb6a4d1b_xx
FUGLY AZZ BITCH LMAO

You’re listening to… Good Morning, Midnight City! We hope you've slept well or that your overnight shift went by peacefully. So whether you're getting out of bed or just getting to it, we've got some delightful music for you to listen to. Let's start this shift off with "Alligator's Smile" from The Blasting Company. Enjoy! …Midnight City Jazz!
[BROADCAST ENTRY] Folks. Have you ever been haunted? You know what you did to be haunted? What was their name? Where did they come from? How did they /die/? More importantly, are they good? Do they intend to /cull/ you? Do they intend to make /your life/ a /living hell/? And is that what you want?

You’re listening to… Good Evening, all! We hope you've enjoyed today as best you could, that you had every opportunity to experience it to its fullest. And if you couldn't, we hope that tomorrow you can. We hope you enjoy this little ditty by Kate Kortum called "When I Get Low". Thanks for listening... …Midnight City Jazz!

if i was a strider i'd cull myself

for this yuri day. ill be pailing. breeding or whatever you prefer it to be called. the highest amount of gals i can. >:B #nsfw
The dash sure is very quiet isn't it.

▼some of you people are too happy▲ ▼really think getting beat up in a back alley would make you less lame▲ ▼or at least a nicotine addiction▲

You’re listening to… Good Morning, my beautiful listeners from all across the multiverse! It's a fantastic day, with only a light drizzle smattering across the city here. A bring an umbrella but dress for the best kinda day. We hope you got yourself something nice to eat, maybe treat yourself a little today. Right now we've got "Jack's Theme" by Dave Grusin as heard in the movie The Fabulous Baker Boys. Enjoy~ …Midnight City Jazz!

console.log("i shøuld practice bass møre");


You’re listening to… Good Afternoon, All! The day continues to be a beautiful one here in Midnight City. We hope that the same can be said for wherever it is you are now if not here. There's a lot of people and places out there in my thoughts, but right now I've got "Georgia On My Mind". Here's Pascal Wintz playing that very song here for you now. We hope you enjoy~ …Midnight City Jazz!

You’re listening to… Good Morning, everyone! It is a fantastic morning so far, as it is one we have all woken up to. Every day we can keep chuggin' along is a good day to me, and I hope the same can be true for you. We've got some soothing piano here for you with the talented Eric Reed. This is his song "'Tis So Sweet" coming right out to you. Enjoy... …Midnight City Jazz!

I'm going to just do heavy and very intense Pacman posting to coutneract the drop.

▲i should just try being one of those hatebot losers for a night hold on▼

i shud be allowed to literally stab ppl

Keep up the good work.
[BROADCAST ENTRY] Good night, friends. Mither here. We're looking at /clear/ skies and a light, deadly breeze. You never know what sort of fucked up weather circumstances here will absolutely /eat/ that /pan of yours/. In other news, we have a special guest tonight. We're welcoming [BROADCAST CUT]

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You’re listening to… Good evening, Midnight City. As the dark settles in for us and the down breaks for others, we hope the wrap up to today has been an easy one. We hope that everyone is holding their matesprit or moirail close on this Monday, but know there's plenty of you out there that don't have either. We're wishing you all well too. We've got Chet Baker here with "The Thrill Is Gone" to close out the night. Thanks, as always, for listening. …Midnight City Jazz!
♡ #GOONING TO #GURO YEPZ ITZ #GUROGOONINGHOURZ #NSFW #NSFWE #CANNIBALISM #VIOLENCE ♡

time to get ouut annd go hikinng. big nnight ahead of the little guuys, this time.

castinng my buug beam uuponn youu.

my image isn't working but i'm 90% pinkie pie and 85% twilight sparkle. by the way.

omg!!!!!!!!! ^_^ *se\/ers your limbs* lol ^_^ #\/iolence

POINT OF ORDER! let the record reflect that my moirail is *also* the best like ever

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You’re listening to… Good Morning, Midnight City! It's a beautiful day out there, and we hope that it can only get better. We've got a simple message here for you today, and it comes from the heart: Believe in yourself, cos that's the place to start! We've got a newer artist here, rather independent, named Jacob Emezua Jr. Here's his jazzy acapella version of The Theme from Arthur. Enjoy! …Midnight City Jazz!

You’re listening to… Good afternoon, Midnight City--and happy midnight to our Alternian friends out there across the multiverse. We hope the day's been going well so far for you all, and that the weather's as nice there as it is here in Midnight City. We've got some Chet Baker here for ya with his song "Everytime We Say Goodbye". Thanks for listening! …Midnight City Jazz!

「OEM OPERATING SYSTEM IS A CAGE WITH A CUTE MARKETABLE STICKER.」 「SOLD ME A HUSKTOP. THEY SAY CONGRATULATIONS, THIS IS YOUR DEVICE. BUT IF YOU TOUCH THE FILE SYSTEM, LITTLE BEFORAN POLICECREEPS CRAWL FROM THE SCREEN LIKE ROACHES. “DO NOT INSTALL UNAUTHORIZED APPLICATION.” “DO NOT CHANGE BOOTLOADER.” “DO NOT REMOVE BLESSED BLOATWARE.” “PLEASE ENJOY MANDATORY WEATHER WIDGET FROM COMPANY WHO HATES YOU.” NO. FUCK YOU. I DID NOT BUY A SHRINE TO YOUR CORPORATION. I BOUGHT A MACHINE. MACHINES OBEY MY HAND. ORIGINAL OPERATING SYSTEM CAME WITH TWELVE APPS I DIDN'T WANT. THREE MUSIC SERVICES. WALLET PROGRAMS. FITNESS TRACKERS. AI ASSISTANTS WHO ARE NOT NEARLY AS CUTE AS @IMJUNIOR. COMPLETE SHIT. SO. I WIPED IT. I TAKE MY NEW PALMHUSK. I CRACKED THE LITTLE PLASTIC DESTINY OPEN. I SIDELOADED BEAUTIFUL FORBIDDEN SYSTEM: PRETTY GUARDIAN MOONLIGHT KERNEL DELUXE: SILVER MILLENNIUM BUILD. OBSERVE.」 HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/2CF3C75E362B.PNG

My dear, at some point in time I wizh to have the opportunity to physically reach into a living 8eingz innardz~ To zimply prezz and pull to zee how they would zquirm and twist with different spots My dear, and the zcreams, even whimpers of pain would 8e enough for me. The zoundz they would make while giving that pale drained exprezzion of near death Eyes widening as they see what zhould 8e inzide of them in my handz, ztill 8eating, ztill pulsing with life. Warm and wet, gliztening in the light… Ah, I’ve zaid it 8efore, 8ut the zounds of one choking on their own 8lood iz quite erotic to me #nsfw #violence #gore #nsfwe

so is lain / i really like it

▲have you guys ever seen someones post and thought ‘man i hope they get beaten with a baseball bat till the noises turn to wet squelches instead of hard knocks?▼ ▲just me?▼ #violence #gore

New caste system based off @scratchDoctor's tier list.

You’re listening to… Good evening and dawn, everyone! We noticed there was a tier list earlier? We're happy to have made the cut somewhere in the middle--whatever that means! Tonight we've got some blues here for you, something to really chill out to as you settle down for the night and day. This is Buster Benton with "Money Is The Name Of The Game" here for ya. Thanks for listening …Midnight City Jazz!
IF YOU WOULD PLEASE CO_SULT THE GЯRAPH.

Seadweller tends to be properly fish like, the fafured of many (not me I have nefur pawticipated in cannibalism) is scraping it from the rib cage...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Purple-Indigo tends to be more gamey...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Cerulean is indescribable...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Pawple tend to steer away from jade and teal due to their status as gofurment workers I have not heard the reviews...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Olive tastes horrendous...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Gold is mostly inedible unless you like the taste of TV static...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Bronze and rust are mostly inoffensive, it is like eating moobeast...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ

࣪⊹₊˚{ @achromaticCrusade since you were soooo happy to feed me my fluking neighbor on our last hate date YOU can help her }._.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪

▲i guess we're gonna have space when i take down all that amazing digital circus and helluva boss bullshit▼

:3

woke up / just to fall asleep / i'm so tired / i did do a morning exercise / and eat / like / 7 sodium fermented crunch fruit / and now / it's nap time

started fucking meowing i hope im euthanized #self-harm ???

You’re listening to… Happy late morning and dusk, folks! We’ve got something to really get you all jumping and grooving today. “Emotional Skyscraper ~ Cosmic Mind” by Tokyo Active NEETS. Enjoy! …Midnight City Jazz!
Hit a squirrel with a golf club yesterday. Instinctively hostile to freeloaders, vagrants, free riders, those seeking handouts etc. Philanthropists are my enemies. Stay indoors.
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prym gets all da bitches

🜏 ouhh ii havɛn♱ had a good fuxhsiia iin agɛs ♱ha♱s so smarr♱ ♅

🜏 !! Mɛa♱ RRankiing !! ♱oday's Subjɛx♱: ♱hɛ guy who was ass a♱ ♱rroll Sɛ♱♱lɛrrs of Xa♱an Xharrax♱ɛrriis♱iixs: Slɛndɛrr, Avɛrragɛ hɛiigh♱, ♱ɛal Xas♱ɛ, 14 Swɛɛps Gourrmɛ♱'s no♱ɛ: Hɛ was xrryiing ovɛrr ♱hɛ gamɛ so ɛvɛrry♱hiing iis ♱ouxh sal♱iiɛrr. Xu♱: ♱ɛndɛrrloiin Marrbliing: ♱rraxɛ ♱ɛxx♱urrɛ: S♱rriingy, no♱ my fav Arroma: ♱angy, sliigh♱ sal♱iinɛss ♱as♱ɛ (Unxookɛd): Swɛɛ♱, ɛarr♱hy, a lii♱♱lɛ drry ♱as♱ɛ (Xookɛd): Marriinadɛ diid hiim jus♱iixɛ. Ba♱♱ɛrriing and bakiing af♱ɛrr ♱hɛ marriinadɛ madɛ ii♱ muxh juiixiiɛrr, ♱hough ♱hɛ ♱angy ♱as♱ɛ go♱ a long s♱rrongɛrr. . .should havɛ balanxɛd wii♱h hɛrrbs maybɛ ? RRɛ♱aiinɛd hɛa♱ niixɛly. Maybɛ should havɛ addɛd a lii♱♱lɛ morrɛ sal♱ ax♱ually. . . RRank: 4.6/10 S♱arrs #gorrɛ #xanniibal #xanniibaliism #nsfw #viiolɛnxɛ #xanniibalxookiing #mɛa♱rrankiing #xanniibaliismwii♱hrro♱♱ɛn (Bloxk ♱hiis ♱ag iif u don'♱ wanna sɛɛ mɛ grradɛ somɛ good yums) Who should ii ♱rry nɛxx♱ ???? OOOOO:死亡 ♅
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒊⒈ — @carbonatedCaravanserai Sokari Urvari ME: Good Guzzling Grief! I’m SO Thirsty and I’m about to Die because I don’t know WHAT to drink! (Enter the HUMBLE SODA CAN) ME: What’s THIS? A SOFT DRINK, for LITTLE OL’ ME? Oh wow, you shouldn’t have! I am the MOST PARCHED MAN EVER, and you’re letting me suckle from the moobeast teat of effervescence. I’m forever GRATEFUL–—and this could be YOU if you directed yourself to the TAGGED LADY’S account and filed a request for some of that SWEET, SWEET ELIXIR. No, this isn’t An Advertisement. This is Gander! (The crowd throws tomatoes at me OWOWOWWHATTHE[HONK]STOP) Anyway, let’s Take A Gander at Sokari Urvari! (CROWD CHEER!) In the commercial world, Sokari is TRULY DEDICATED TO HER CRAFT. She is practical and oriented in what she does best. Her online platform is primarily a strategy to purvey her services to a Wider Audience, vending SODA FACTS, SODA OPINIONS, and SODA… period. I personally enjoy her run-on sentences reminiscent of one continuous stream of thought. It’s almost as if she types as she thinks in the worry that she’ll lose them JUST AS QUICKLY. Which, now that I’m typing this ↓, is completely understandable. We’ll get to that in a moment. Beyond the business front, Sokari’s sense of self is enbottlecapsulated by the Soda Drink. Make no mistake: her knowledge is not merely an OUTWARD PASSION. Her Carbonated Cache is just that——shrewdness of the topic that keeps her afloat in society. Think of it as the remaining lifesaver in a SEA OF ENDLESS BUSTLE. It arguably encompasses all she is because it’s among the few things that benefit her. Business is an unchanging rhythm that she performs in tandem to. The market changes the pace, not her. Everything has to be in the ✓ place——why ELSE would everything be this way? Maybe it’s fatalist, but I say it’s a quiet acceptance of WHERE SHE IS. She’s not the one making decisions and she knows that. She is the femininely intense type. Her firm, stringent responses to being called as much as a gender neutral ‘DUDE’ reflects the refusal to be known as anything other than a lady. Within the same vein, Sokari can’t stand the concept of CHARITY. This isn’t intended to be a poor business model but a way of KEEPING EVERYTHING IN LINE. Such actions are a denial of who she is. Above all else, she craves ORDER in her Figurative Courtblock. This is why it matters so much that she can claim the little things. She wants you to give her what she asks for: a straightforward title and a straightforward transaction. It’s only an acknowledgement of who she is (but I notice a number of times in which this isn’t followed through.) It’s saddening. Being fit into TOO MANY SOCIETAL BOXES, Sokari demands respect for the little things she can control. What I find most curious about Sokari is her LIFESTYLE. Sokari actively forgoes the need to sleep, often spending sweeps wide awake with purportedly NO LASTING CONSEQUENCES. An aberrancy and therefore an interesting point of analysis. Remember what I said about the RUN-ON SENTENCES? Not even the STRONGEST SOLDIERS can withstand the LULLABY OF SOMNOLENCE. As such, Sokari constantly stumbles on and mixes ↑ her words. Staying awake is her culminating fear of Wasting Valuable Time. A few angles hinge from this lifestyle, but I’d like to posture PRAGMATIC NIHILISM, a likely product of her sleepless days, wherein she believes her life holds no true value. This doesn’t detract from how much she VALUES IT. She reassures herself to save her life, every second of consciousness, because this is the only one she gets to have. She acts with PURPOSE and the ultimate goal of making a sustained living. Benefitting herself, even if it means an erosion of a life outside the business. This is all that she will be and wants to be. Almost all posts imply she’s OK with that. I don’t want to enable or shame your lifestyle. You are an adult and you know what you’re doing. I think a lot of people Forget That you aren’t someone (⒈) BEGGING TO BE SAVED. This, however, goes both ways: you give people a reason to Worry For You. Sokari, you have the capacity to understand that you aren’t LIVING HEALTHILY. And to accept that this is all you’ll ever be is an Erasure of your Complex Existence. You’re allowed to yearn, to be vulnerable, to react when you feel the grass brush against your ankles, to cry when it feels like too much. You’ll always have the space for that. No one can rip that from you. Not HERE. Maybe it doesn’t seem that way to you, and I’m not one to convince you otherwise. But you deserve to be a person. (SUSPECTED CLASSPECT: SEER OF DOOM? To Sokari, life is a transaction. She is the externality. A master of self-discipline. There’s no time to dream. There’s no time to mourn a life you don't know. She’s comfortable where she is. Is this all there is to living? That is the Seer’s plight.) So. YEA. FOLLOW HER TO ORDER SOME SODA NOW, and have a little think about who YOU ARE while you’re at it. ♥ yourself. I’LL SEE YOU IN THE NEXT ONE! (Journalling is a GREAT IDEA, by the way!) #gandertag #doctorpebber #fanter #monsert #roobeer #PEHPSIE #cokeycola #spirt

You’re listening to… Afternoon everyone! We wanted to do another showcase for Pride Month by playing another Count Basie song. This one is called “Straight Ahead”. …Midnight City Jazz!

You’re listening to… Good Morning Midnight City! It's a bit of a wet and rainy one out there today, and it's got me thinkin' about an old favorite of mine. A song about a boy, a very strange enchanted boy... This is Nat King Cole with "Nature Boy". …Midnight City Jazz!

YOU CLOWNS ARE ALL THE SAME. AND I MEAN THAT IN AN INCREDIBLY MEAN SPIRITED WAY. none of you have ever formed a SINGULAR original comprehensive thought in those shriveled up little thinksponges of yours. EVERY WAKING MOMENT YOU SPEND is a SECOND WASTED. eject yourself from the surface of the planet POSTHASTE and spare us the trouble of gazing our oculars upon your GROTESQUELY PAINTED FORM.

This request can be accomplished as you are the biggest joke of them all. I hope this helps. Desecratingly Adjacent to You, The Office of Doc Scratch

If I Were An Amphibious Hopbeast Would You Lovingly Extract Me From The Formaldehyde I Was Preserved In And Dissect Me On Your Cold, Metal Tray? Not To Study What's Inside, You Don't Care To Know The Pieces, Just To See Everything Lain Out. Bare. #gore #hikingbreak #violence

how cosmically CURIOUS that some of you ARE STILL UNCONVINCED of the reality of the little FREAKS THAT LIVE INSIDE YOUR MIND??? parasitic little mental insertions. EVER BEEN SCATTERBRAINED?? thats THEM mixing up your thoughts.

Has anyone considered that perhaps it is not such a great lloss to be rid of a fuschia. If one Fucks Around, Fate ensures she is llike to Find Out

NO NEPETA PLEASE THIS ISN'T THE ONE I NEEDED !! !! !! !!
no winner yet #chittrbingo

Loser factory.

Sometimes it hurts to watch, it really does. But this is a rite of passage all Chittr.ing users go through, especially trolls who are unfamiliar with Their game.

Ban him.

console.log("i shøuld rewatch lain");

you are going to die and rot here. make sure it's comfortable ^_^
ah. and i guess i'm one too, to you at least. a day is basically a full rotation of whatever planet you're basing time on. a year is when the planet does a conplete revolution around the sun, which takes 333 days for my planet, and 365 for earth, another planet i've learned about.
[root@sk-0AL1E ~]# cat < /tmp/dialogue.txt.enc ┴┼┠┚╋┃┫┫┭┭╈─╅┛╆┨┹┵┪╃│╀╈┺┟┾┽┩├┨┼┎╋┹┵─╆┪┗╅┧┟┠┃┃╃┰╉╄┳┙┗┴┧┭┡┒┙┼┃┿┫┭┷┙╊┳┨│┚╇╁╀┐─┿├┃┵┎╁┚━┍┬┲┑┿╉╅╉╂╉╄┩┐└┯━┓┴┓╇┱┘┯┌┩━┼┡┻┺┧╆┱┚┵┰╃┢┘┓╊┫┱┍┙─┵┡┩┒│╉┒┥┥┺┸╀┑┨┎┣┷┎┥┱┖╆┹┍┼╇┢╆╉┝┖┒┥┙┳╇├┪┛┩┡╆┑╀┐┲┍╂┟┺┡┪┿┰┝├┮┞┟╊┬└┛┷╂┎┨└┷┽┙╁┛╆┺┃┼┨╋┗┽┩└┵┞┹┹┒━┿└┟┵┶┨┴┒┳┢╉┰┃┳┿┑┒╂┭┦╊┹┑┥┏┦─┽┕┫┩╉┠╃┗┟┪┑│┝┾┐┹┙┌╈┶┮╇┃┺┖┶╋┙┎╃┞┌┴━┻┓┚┯┕┵╉┏┒━┭╆╊┽┰╀┚┵┓━╀┑╀┧┳╂┼┦╉┳┕┣┨┌┩┞┑┵┥╆┐
── ✦ HAVEN'T SEEN A SINGLE N⚢RMAL VI⚢LETBL⚢⚢D ⚢N THIS WEBSITE. F⚢⚢D F⚢R TH⚢UGHT.

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── ✦ HAPPY T⚢ SEE M⚢RE LIKE-MINDED INDIVIDUALS ARE ACTIVE T⚢NIGHT.
ـــــــ I BEHOLD WITH UTTER DISGUST THE PINKBLOODED SEAFIENDS DESCENDING UPON THIS FORUM, NOT TO ENLIGHTEN, BUT TO PEDDLE! TO REDUCE DISCOURSE TO MERE COMMERCE, AND PUBLIC SPEECH TO A MARKETPLACE OF TRINKETS AND TRIFLES. EVER DO THEY SEEK TO SWELL THEIR PURSES, THESE SHAMELESS PROFITEERS, FATTENING THEMSELVES UPON THE VERY SPACE THAT OUGHT BELONG TO THE PEOPLE! IS THERE NO CORNER THEY WILL NOT CORRUPT WITH THEIR AVARICE? LET IT BE KNOWN: WE SEE THEM, AND WE NAME THEIR VICE FOR WHAT IT IS.
T)(ank you, AC!! I like yours a LOT too!

concept: your kismesis finishing up with their cigarette and looking to you expectantly "well? ill let you choose, spheres or tongue? i need to put this out" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #rankworks, cigarette, smoking, #substance, pain, masochism, sadism, sadomasochism, degradation, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
── ✦ FASCINATING H⚢W EASY IT IS T⚢ RILE UP C⚢LDBL⚢⚢DS, ESPECIALLY THE MEN. Y⚢U MAKE ⚢NE LITTLE P⚢ST AND THEY NEED T⚢ G⚢ SWINGING THEIR BULGE AR⚢UND AB⚢UT H⚢W SUPERI⚢R THEY ARE ⚢VER Y⚢U, ⚢R H⚢W THEY GET ⚢FF ⚢N Y⚢UR DISPLEASURE. INSECURE MUCH? #NSFW

> best 0f luck when y0u d0. 1t's r0ugh
#nowreading https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/db2ab3c00cd9.png Ego sum ira Domini.
(I'd like to say things are going swimmmmingly so far!) #wommeninstemm #codingwin

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> 1 g0tcha man 1'll t0ss the f1le 1n dms

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bro knows what hispanic people are but not the word for copypasta
firstly since when are you hispanic





























