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I'm gl⟁d I d◎n't w◎rk in the m⟁in ◎ffices. I h⟁ve been t◎ld th⟁t TR h⟁s been getting c◎mpl⟁ints ⟁b◎ut empl◎yees e⟁ting c⟁nned fish in the ◎ffice during bre⟁ks. While it's n◎t ⟁g⟁inst c◎mp⟁ny p◎licy... Pr◎b⟁bly smells h◎rrible. Like b⟁⟁⟁⟁⟁d. Very, very b⟁d.
"= as is his right. ... ="
"= GET BETTER IDEAS !!!! ="
apolgy for bad alternian where were u when digital penguin appreciation society die i was at hive eating nacho cheese triangular flavor chips when palmhusk ring "digital penguin appreciation society is kil" "no"
i do have to say that im not actuallly crown heir yet since i havent dueled the rest of the striders here to death yet and i just made a blatant grab for power and it WORKED
yes you did
When I'm [mad] I [change] my key word to ANGRY or FURIOUS
MY NAME IS EVIDET ⧃ZATAP ALS⧃ KN⧃WN AS THE M⧃UNTAIN AND I APPR⧃VATE THIS MESSAGE
I've decided I will, in fact, 6e p9sting my #kankri9pini9ns 9n my sessi9n-mates. Starting, 9f c9urse, with Meenah (f9r n9 reas9n in particular) (and m9st certainly n9t 6ecause she was/is r9yalty; I c9nsider all 9f my friends 9n equal f99ting, if n9t relati9nship-wise then certainly n96ility-wise.). 9ne might think, at first glance, that we are p9lar 9pp9sites. 9n the #hem9spectrum, in terms 9f 9ur attitudes, 9ur pr9clivities t9wards #vi9lence (9r lack there9f). I h9wever prefer t9 see us as tw9 sides 9f the same circular currency 96ject: We are 69th natural leaders. We are 69th c9ncerned with fixing pr96lems. And we have 69th 6een 9n the receiving ends 9f re6ukes when it c9mes t9 mustering up change. And we are 69th n9t afraid t9 speak 9ur minds. 9f c9urse, let it n9t 6e said that she shares my m9re disciplined qualities. She #fights, she #insults, she #kills - and, h9nestly, she is particularly skilled at such. Scarily s9. While I disagree with her meth9ds, h9wever, I cann9t deny that she has had m9ments 9f success that even I aspire t9. As devilish as her Alternian incarnati9n is/was, she definitely c9mmanded the attenti9n 9f the masses. Were she t9 turn such charisma t9 6etter causes, she c9uld 6e a w9nderful ar6iter 9f pr9gress. 9ur sessi9n may have 6een a failure, and I take my share 9f the resp9nsi6ility f9r such, 6ut I firmly 6elieve that were 9ur friends a tad m9re mature and willing t9 f9ll9w 9rders? T9gether, we c9uld certainly have succeeded. This is n9t meant t9 disparage said friends either, might I add - we were all y9ung, we all made mistakes. I simply feel that Meenah (and I, 9f c9urse) made the fewest. 9n a m9re pers9nal level? I feel as th9ugh we 'get al9ng' quite well. 9f c9urse, yes, she thinks my m9n9l9gues I mean dial9gues are l9ng-winded, self-serving, and '69ring as all shell' (pun n9t my 9wn), 6ut that is simply the surface level 9utsider's view 9n things (which I w9uld thank y9u all t9 withh9ld, f9r the time 6eing). 9f my disciples I mean friends, she is easily the 9ne I wish t9 reach the m9st with my messaging; th9ugh reluctant t9 accept, she is n9thing sh9rt 9f h9nest and I can always trust that she will give me her direct, unfiltered 9pini9n a69ut my w9rds. That s9rt 9f thing is invalua6le am9ngst a sea (pun n9t intended) 9f th9se wh9 either dismiss me 9ut 9f hand, 9r meekly n9d and accept with9ut truly digesting the things I am saying. I will n9t speak in-depth a69ut her... Quadrant-related entanglements (#r9mance #nsfw #quadrants); I am n9t in the market 9f idle g9ssip 9r hearsay, and c9nsidering the nature 9f dream-6u66les and parad9x space alt-timeline shenanigans in general it's safe t9 say every9ne has dated every9ne at S9ME p9int, and many 9f th9se every9nes dated n9ne 9f the every9nes that an9ther every9ne did. Alternate-self discussi9ns are simple, like that. I will additi9nally n9t c9mment 9n the p9tential #pr96lematics 9n s9me 9f them either (#itsAL9t9fHeavyStuff #n9tTheTimeN9rPlace #sheWasG9ingThr9ughAL9t #kind9fMessedUpStill) th9ugh will n9te that in at least 9ne timeline - curi9usly - she ended up with the 9ther Vantas. As adults, 9f c9urse, seemingly during s9me s9rt 9f c9nflict - I am n9t entirely appraised 9f the specifics. F9r me at least it's unexpected, really (and as his Dancest9r I really sh9uld n9t speculate 9n his relati9nships, either #weird #reallyWeird) 6ut fr9m what I have heard, at least, they made a neat c9uple. G99d f9r them. Part 9f me w9nders if it was his l9udness and his fightiness, 9r if it was the characteristic Vantas sensitivity and charm. It's n9t my place t9 say, I supp9se. In all: I like her. I respect her. I fully 6elieve she can m9ve past many 9f the pr96lematic 6ehavi9urs h9lding her 6ack. And while 9ccasi9nally she risks falling 6ack int9 the typecast r9le 9f 'fuchsia-6l99ded princess', I see past the fr9nting. There is certainly a pusher 9f g9ld underneath it all. 9r, at least, 9f s9me s9rt 9f preci9us metal. (N9t 6ecause she is r9yalty, 6ut 6ecause she is 6ettering herself. #itsAMetaph9r.)
me and who http2://cdn.iimgche2t.com/fiile2/bd2c386a54d5.png
... What. What was it. What about me is accidentally conveying homosexual tendencies I think it's important that you tell me.
Sometimes all you want to be is an #Ally, but the community plumb shapes an #Enemy out of you.
HOT ON THE RADAR: @gutsyGumshoe ♣ @bigSoup ♣ @yesterdaysPacifist The records don't lie.. They're all posting about: Carrots
i have a feeling this b/)t is b/)uta cause crazy drama /)ne day
X I’m bringing 88% booze to meenah and hastur’s party Pull up this weekend and lets get so crossfaded up we can’t chit properly #substance x
Do you think a pride flag would bring out the blue in my eyes? :o
HOT ON THE RADAR: @blackliquidSorrow ♥ @glaringActuality I don't think it's a coincidence they've both posted about: Lawyers
YES INDEED. SIGH. I NEED TO GET TO WORK ON THAT LAWSUIT.
"= did you know gold is soft to the bite force of even a weak troll? :). ="
I made the right choice in choosing my name on here LMAO
⧃ This is what being silly gets you. =o
I SAW S⧃ME⧃NE BALLING THE M⧃UNTAIN KN⧃WS H⧃W T⧃ BALL ⧃BSERVE
ᐖ ᐖGONT LOOK MY ᑈHEEKS...........ᑈREEBER ᐛ
ᐖ I FINK I KILT HIM WIF MY BEAM ATTAᑈK ᐛ
ᐖ WHY 70% OF WUT U ᐖO RESPONᐖ 2 POASTS ABOUᐖ URSELF ᑈLAIRE BEAM. ᐛ
He Is So Cute, I Can't Believe You Think He's Weird. Look At Him. Look At His " Hooty Hoo! ". #fond #positive
HTTPS://I.P⧃STIMG.CC/D3PNJL4F/IMAGE-2⧃26-⧃6-⧃7-232616678.PNG WITNESS THE M⧃UNTAIN DUNK ⧃FF THE GETTY C⧃URT
Anyoone else hear that oominoous bell soound? Noo? Just me?
just a reminder that just because someone is an alternate version of you doesnt mean they are the same as you they can still have somewhat similar experiences or personality quirks and still not be a good person or the other way around!!!
Ⓗello hello everyone! Ⓘ am your wise and wonderphul Ⓒhimaerogic Ⓜediculler! Ⓘ am part of the Ⓔmpire's elite medical researchers, given explicit permission to delve into the 8iological depths of troll anatomy and physiology to understand how we all tick. Ⓦhat keeps us going, what gives us our warrior instincts, what separates a usephul mutation phrom a culla8le one- Ⓜy current phascination at the moment is how certain caste powers are connected to the gene that gives a troll their 8lood colour! Ⓘ've had to pick apart quite a phew minds to do this (literally) 8ut it is all valua8le research, rest assured! Ⓐs you have pro8a8ly noticed, Ⓘ have a phew mutations myselph. Ⓔxtra gills, a slightly lightened 8lood hue, and a wonderphul 8etta-themed tail! Ⓘ would like to clariphy that i have an official permit to exist and carry out my research with special permissions, under the agreement that Ⓘ also look into what causes these mutations in the phirst place. Ⓐnyway- it's good to meet you all! Ⓘ know Ⓘ've already posted 8ut i phelt an introduction was necessary! Ⓝot every day trolls as old as me interact with the pu8lic, amirite?
What do you haVe against the captain, Man? uncool. . . 😎
If You Need Me, I Shall Be Partaking In My Iconic Cuban Cigar And A Glass Of Wine.............
hahaha... What in the World dude... there's a WayWard hat floatin out on the WaVes... brb i need to grab that... cool 😎
(( #ooc #pinned Your name is VIKATA NIXLOV. And you are on ISLAND TIME. You are a tealblooded DEFECTOR, having since abandoned the empire and your duties to the CRUELEST BAR to imbibe in the finer things in life, faking your death and adopting a new IDENTITY in the process. Above all, you value GOOD FRIENDS, GOOD DRINKS, GOOD MUSIC, and GOOD TIMES You feel like you have ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD, and why wouldn't you? You're on ISLAND TIME after all, recovering from a perpetual CASE OF THE MONDAYS. Though you may have plenty of time, life is still short, and you believe you should ENJOY EACH DAY TO THE FULLEST while you can. (Sprites created in Farragofiction's Dollmaker!) https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/04/28/imageff4488d024d1cb14.png https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/04/28/image6b592765a745cae7.png
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TW: #Jimmy6uffett
guards !! yogurt this troll
☆ You Know I love my people, I wouldn’t wanna be anything but a golden blood. If gog asKed me in the next life what Kaste I’d wanna Kome baKK as, I’m piKKin gold every day of the weeK and twice on shundays. But I feel liKe some of yall deserve to be batteries and nothin else.☆
yeah we know gill LOL
Actually I find the insinuati9n that a 'gimmick' (TW: #pej9rativeLanguage #sweepingGeneralizati9ns) acc9unt cann9t interact 'like a pers9n' is pretty insensitive. Firstly as every9ne is entitled t9 self-expressi9n in whatever f9rm it may take pr9vided they are n9t hurting an9ne, and sec9ndly 6ecause y9u al9ne d9 n9t get t9 determine what 'acting like a pers9n' entails. N9t even g9ing int9 the fact that 'n9t 6eing a pers9n' sh9uld n9t 6e seen as a disparaging statement; please check y9ur privilege as s9me69dy that d9es p9ssess pers9nh99d. In the event 9ne 9f these acc9unts trespasses up9n y9ur 69undaries, there are t99ls at y9ur disp9sal f9r assisting with this (including #dial9gue #reas9nedDe6ate #6l9cking) t9 ensure it d9es n9t happen again. T99ls which d9 n9t inv9lve spreading hate.
all right now back tw0 being an asshole. psa: whatever gimmick acc0unt youve made 0r are thinking of making, it is n0t fucking funny. nob0dy likes having their notificati0ns spammed with your little catchphrase, or your c0nstant reacts, or whatever the fuck. just interact with every0ne like a person.
☼ Rise and shine, everypony! The beauty of another day greets us all. ☼
Z:O
Z:O are you that alternate of trycks??
Ƹ 🌂 > And when the Dark One destroys you because I have right of way your insurance will do nothing but bury you. MUAHAHA. Ʒ
It changes daily. Dynamics are fluid or whatever some profound philospher bullshit.
OH·SO·THis·IS·PRAISE·THAT·YOV·DIVVY·OVT·LIBERALLY
D --> Remember, if you disrespect the wonderful servers of the Kitty Maid Cafe, I will know D --> For clarity's sake, this is, indeed, a threat
Troll Siri play Animal I Have Become by Three Days Grace but specifically make it a Sasuke AMV so the audio kind of sucks and the static images are pixelated to hell.
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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #NSFWWW. ╰┈➤ WWW.hen the backroomsis out on pirat.ing sites 𝙸'll give everyone a goon reviewww. 𝙸 don't www.ant to go outside to www.atch itpeople www.ill see me @~,@"
at the bꔮardwalk anyways might as well check ꔮut the rides
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THERE IS N⧃ P⧃INT IN LIVING IF Y⧃U ARE N⧃T LIVING WHILE Y⧃U D⧃ IT - THE M⧃UNTAIN BEF⧃RE CRASHING HIS TW⧃ WHEELED VEHICIJHVBZVCV GHBN
P◎wer is naught. Even whilst h◎lding my legendary Red-Chain Juju, I was unable t◎ break the chains ◎f cycles that led me here. https://cdn.imgchest.c◎m/files/809f66f48c05.png
4ll 1 s33 4r3 pos3rs #s4d [Xx_l4tul4g4mr_xX has NOSCOPED you!]
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I think I’m going to have to kill this guy, Princess Celestia.
I am offuring half off tramp stamps only if you are willing to solve my riddles...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
it sounds like it's buried somewhere else
Why leave the masses ignorant...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
You can fit more bottles up your ass than you think...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
wvwhat in the blasted land scrubbin sand sucking
Don't shave it.
SAVE YOUR WHORING FOR SOME MALLEABLE HOLE WHO CARES, YOU UNSCRUPULOUS OLD TEMPTOR.
｢i knyow. (／_;)/ snff. uppies. (／_;)/｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: gyahhh~ she has so much potential.]
https://imgchest.com/p/9249ej6j2yn Oldie but a goodie.
IIMAGIINE *TW🪩* PUDDIING CUPS
communist ideal you let me into tje break room fridge
Wow.
>> ¡ am not eડpec¡a11y worr¡ed about ¡t, ¡t wou1d be Ev¡det'ડ ca11 ¡f ¡t'ડ neceડડary.
>> Thank you for worry¡ng about me, Kenton
♡♤♢♧ Greetings and salutations, Chittr! We have a new Quadnote from an anonymous source, meant for one @aeneasCaldarium Your message is as follows: “I can't explain why but my pusher starts to race when I see you unabashedly being yourself. You're so confident and passionate about things and I respect and adore that. I kind of wish I could see what it'd be like to be quadmates with you... I'm gonna die of embarrassment now haha ok bye” A divisive choice in recipient! How interesting! If you would like to submit a note of your own, follow the link below! Arrivederci! #Quadnotes ♧♢♤♡
som3tim3s i 7uck with my cowork3rs husktops so it plays “sunshin3 lollipops and rainbows” wh3n3v3r th3y try to op3n th3 work consol3...
Y⧃U PITY THE M⧃UNTAIN BECAUSE Y⧃U HATE HIS SAUCE AND CAN D⧃ ATTITUDE
Nadja of Antipaxos is the perfect woman.
#YouWishYouWereMe #YouWishYouWereHangingWithCasperAndRori #Squad
Are you content being in the cuck chair like this...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
time sensitive question do you or do you not watch your friend suck your other friends 8lood
Ɏ wha-a-at they don't tell you is tha-a-at there's a-a-an ever present da-a-arkness they don't tell you a-a-about the da-a-arkness Ɏ
OUMG, guys, oune ouf my retainers touk this toutal candid ouf me (I didn’t even noutice the camera, LOUL)!!! I wasn’t gounna poust this, but a certain little SOUMEOUNE was just BEGGING me tou yesternight, sou whou am I tou turn douwn an admirer? Houpe you’re happy, darling~~~!!! #nofilter #candid #natural #fishingfriday #imthefish https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_2654.jpeg
Lik£, b£ach photo from my lik£, most r£c£nt offic£ trip! Lik£ totally lik£, thank you to all my lik£ favourit£s who lik£, t£nd£d to my n££ds lik£, as usual lik£, LMAO. Also lik£ a big thank you to @gangstasCrossbon£s for b£ing lik£ totally lik£, on£ of my favourit£ lik£ trolls lik£, ATM. <3 Lik£, totally lik£, way too kind!!! https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/b£achvo£.png
｢(*´；ェ；｀*) so hard to suki you oza-chan.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: suki means love. (T▽T)]
｢nyah ha ha!! ( ´∀｀)σ)∀`) another waifu has hit da nyahwer! @resplendentCandour , ozatap-chan was choto muzukashī to kawaiify, because she's so... kyahkyah~ tsundere!! with choto kuudere tendencies, megane-san thinks. ( →_→) hyummm... megane-san usually doesn't bother with an ojisan like dis, butttt (。・ω・。) megane-san CAN learn to suki a jukujo of her biggu age. (*￣∇￣)ノ kakaka!! enjoy, fellow otaku!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: choto muzukashi means syo difficult (/ー￣;) megane-san really had to thinkku on this one. a tsundere is character archetype defined by a hot-and-cold personality. ＼(^_^)／ dey start out being cold, aloof, or openly hostile to mask their vulnerability, but slowly open up to their senpai! a kuudere is a kyutiegirl who is also cold (ToT) and mean (ToT) but has a pusher of GOLDU!! ( ´⊇｀) ojisan means old troll of big boy age. (*｀ｴ´) ew! (・ε・｀ ) jukujo means.... (ФωФ) ripened woman~~ ahhh~ syo much potential! megane-san CAN suki her, which means wuv! (´∀｀*)ε｀ )]
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੯•໒꒱ AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT !!
ᐖ HAAAAAI GLAᐖ WE'RE ALIVE AGAIN, EVERY1 LOOK @ MY FAYᑈE HTTPS://ᑈᐖN.IMGᑈHEST.ᑈOM/FILES/Bᑈ6B7093E249.PNG ᐛ
If it wasn't obvious, I hope all of you suffer a fate worse than death.
wow ^_^ that is a card game i can predict your future and speak with entities on other planes of existence ^_^ i do ha\/e a skeleton deck though \/ery happy you belie\/e in yourself from your card game pookie doodles ^_^
oh i see nowvw. alright. it can stay. good job.
barak i lo\/e sasuke more than him. i swear. it isn't my fault troll masashi kishimoto does not know who i am and did not put me in his comic.
SASUKE DON'T LISTEN TO HIM. I'M THE ONLY WOMAN I KNOW YOU COULD E\/ER......... sighs. sasuke please Z:( let me be your sword. so you do not shoulder this alone.
sasuke uchiha if you're out there i will stop at nothing and e\/en get rid of my limbs to aid you in your goal. i lo\/e you.
pure bliss. in my recuperacoon nestled in with my sasuke plushie. you wish you were me
unfortunately for sentient life, and fortunately for the fish wvwho quivwer in his presence, the dashing and alternate of myself @orphanerdualscar is dowvwn wvwith another gill infection today. or something like that. the point is he's busy. wvwe are important men wvwith important time, not to be wvwasted. this means that is has fallen to my handsome and large shoulders to champion #fishingfriday so wvwhile i wvwill not be hosting an island, i wvwant evweryone to get off your pelvwic sitting basins, put on your wvwading boots and start casting lines. chop cho, cadets and post your catches to #fishingfriday today. i sawvw these beauties belowvw at a human locale- a bait and tackle shop, it is called. i wvwant evwery guppy wvwho sees this post to identify wvwith one of these four stickers and vwote belowvw for wvwhich one you think you are, if you'vwe got the guts to make the fish swvwoon and the wvwomen fear you. you knowvw wvwhat i mean. ♥️ - if i am fishing i am happy ♣️ - wvwtf wvwhere's the fish ♦️ - patience luck and lines all day ♠️ - wvwishing i wvwas fishing https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dfd3653a0575.jpeg
#vwiolettime #sharingbeers #orasicallthem #fermentedhumanwvwheatbevwerages
so evweryone wvwould see, a course.
"well the lad1es should always get a ra1se regardless but th1s t1me…"
er. ask your commanding leadership to. or tell them to givwe themselvwes a raise.
yes of course. just not too much on my newvw look.
What an esteemed set ⬡f whiskers y⬡u've cultivated, ⬡rphaner! I d⬡ h⬡pe y⬡u get up t⬡ s⬡me #fishing ⬡n this #friday. #B⬡ssM⬡ves #StacheT⬡StacheC⬡mmunicati⬡n #ReelRespectingReel #GetIt #Ha #FishingFriday - MC R⬡se🌹
wvweaker. mine is much stronger. minimal. indicativwe of a freed soul and a sensitivwe, artistic spirit. plus, the sailors and the ladies alike lovwe it.
i see evweryone liked my last picture. i suppose i'll just need to post some more in the future. the storm rumbles in the distance. the wvwavwes get bigger and bigger. #suggestivwe
correction. look at this mane that dire upon my face. i am doing great.
i grabbed a human on the beach and told them to take this picture of me. i'vwe decided to let evweryone online see howvw i'm doing. come by my beach, if you dare. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/831478f94e40.jpeg
X Nah it’s secret x
X See the part nobody tells you about my lifestyle is that you feel like shit until you hit the minimum amount of drugs in your system to function #substance x
X Lmao lets go x
/| Can You Get Back To Work On Paying Your Part Of The Rent On Time? :) |\
/| And Who Washes Yours? |\
your dishes are still in the sink;
/| Always Moving Accounts And Never Out Of Your Room To Take Your Garbage Out. |\
i need() to move() accounts fucking SIGNLESS trycks;
alright; finished(bug fixes); im going() to hit compile() on this thing & call() it a night; // early for me honestly but work schedule changed();
You can keep it!!! 3X) It goes wit)( your jeans!!!!
X I have an idea DUI Racing It’s what it sounds like. We get drunk then race around an f1 track in go karts #substance x
Look out. There's a ghost in that machine.
troll wiki page on human anatomy has been edit locked due to vandalism; //no one needs() that much detail on sexual organs;
nothing beats the feeling of success; // fuck(you) troll microsoft;
#substances #girldinner https://i.postimg.cc/CLVxVBwt/artworks-xvez-Dz-El-ERIj-IAu6-iyzq-Gw-t500x500.jpg
oh those; you dont have to worry() about them; // theyre nice;
/| Hivemate Always Announcing Big News To Chittr Before Communicating With Me |\
/| Job Interview Tomorrow. Hoping I Am Not Eradicated By The Drones ^_^ |\
lai ppaintedd my. nnailss for me ᨑ_ᨑ my. ffavoritee ccolorr!!!! i llikee. ccolorss but his. nnailss are bblackk and i. wwantedd to. try tthatt too!
1 pwn u 4nd 1 pwn u 4nd you d3f1n1t3ly g3tt1n r3kt k1d oh 4nd 1m 3601ng tr1ckst4bb1ng your 4ss [Xx_l4tul4g4mr_xX has NOSCOPED you!]
~SO~meO~ne needs t~O hive break me~
everyone returns;to(the soil) eventually; it's what holds(us) all together;
don't see() a medic for any of these reasons; lie() down and let the bugs reclaim(you); // we all become(part of the network) eventually;
you like krabby patties don’t you squidward
THIS IS BULLSHIT.
woe is planted deep within me. i mourn and yearn for something that can ne\/er plausibly happen.
Strong Enough To Have |t All, But Too Weak To Take |t. Thats My Off|cal Stance On Anyone Who Resells A Sealed Booster Pack L|ke Mere Cowardly Sl|me |nstead Of Just Open|ng |t.
♡♤♢♧ Greetings and salutations, Chittr! We have a new Quadnote from an anonymous source, meant for one @chillerAficionado and one @abstractCollector Your message is as follows: “I want to know you in every universe” This one makes my pusher ache! Ah... If you would like to submit a note of your own, follow the link below! Arrivederci! #Quadnotes ♧♢♤♡
SKINAMARINK (2022). IT DRAGS. THEY SHOULD HAVE CUT. MAYBE ONE QUARTER OF THE LENGTH. STILL. A GOOD MOVIE. ALL AROUND. BUT THERE'S NOTHING SCARY ABOUT IT. "OHH. WHAT IF ALL THE DOORS VANISHED." BEEN THERE. "WHAT IF YOU WERE TRAPPED. IN THE HELL DIMENSION." DONE THAT. "WHAT IF THERE WAS AN EVIL FORCE. TALKING TO YOU. THROUGH VARIOUS ELECTRONIC DEVICES." SEEN IT. AND COME ON. BE REASONABLE. HOW ELSE IS HE SUPPOSED TO TALK. HE HAS NO MOUTH. NEVERTHELESS. IT EARNS SOME POINTS. FOR NOSTALGIA AND REALISM. FINAL RATING. THREE AND A HALF BALLS. ⚪️⚪️⚪️🌗/🎱🎱🎱🎱🎱 #MOVIEMAID.
TW #l9nelinessepidemic #shaming
🐙🎀 ➡️ 🐙🎀 🗣️🚫 🐙🎀🗣️ ➡️ 🌐 🔨 ⛓️💥 💔 🐙🎀⌨️ ➡️ 😃🖐️ ✅
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wait i fucked it up. i need to llearn actuall seer terms. PRETEND I SAID WOE
I have only ever had correct opinions on Troll Twilight.
~I'm seven inches tall~
(( rare cold open ooc post. but enjoy my horrid son in his early 20-something years right around the timeline split betweem normal saturn and godawful. )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ea69ad462bc1.png
with h0w 0bsessed y0u pe0ple are with talking ab0ut y0ur heights, it feels like i'm 0n tr0ll tinder again.
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 18: meenah peixes #nsfvw #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl vwevwe cum a long vway, huh? this isnt the end, but this is a milestone. last of the main girls. mostly. but id only call one of the upcoming milwves "main" so meenah gets the honor of being a soft finale. nowv i knowv vwhat youre thinking, cronus, doesnt meenah hate your guts? and yeah, youd be right, she hates your guts too. but that dont stop me from tapping. itll probably stop you, but if you followv my adwvice maybe youll havwe a shot. so heres the thing, i hawve an unfair advwantage. i mean, obvwiously, im hotter and funnier and more talented than you, dear reader, but im talking the name. cronus ampora. a not insignificant number of meenahs seem to think vwere supposed to be best pals. maybe theyre projecting the erifef crackship onto us? evwen if she dont like me, and she dont, shell giwve that relationship enough wveight to put up wvith me. she tends to be susceptible to flattery, but pretty self-avware about it, so dont lay it on too thick. make her vwork for it, make the compliments feel earned, ewven the back-handed ones. the pitch angle is a good one to wvork here, evwen if you dont plan on taking it all the wvay to the end. novw you vwouldnt think it, but most the meenahs iwve come across hawve a wveird sorta honor code. they make a deal, theyll stick to it. youll see a lot of em making shitty bets, or maybe letting you buy her for the night for some gold, or something like that. definitely try to svwing that to your fawvor, if you get a chance to svwindle her into agreeing to do something for you, do it. she also tends to be a bit of a paper tiger. she might growvl at you for being a prick, for hitting on her pals, but shovw some spine, push her back, maybe yank on one of those braids, and she wvont knovw vwhat to do. shes used to getting her wvay all the time, so dont giwve it to her. one angle iwve usually found successful vwith her is talking about wvho else youre banging. make her curious, make her go "theres no vway aranea let you hit," then showv her hovw it is. novw, this requires youvwe already taken the advwice in some of the prevwious parts, but cmon, if youvwe gotten this far youwve bagged at least someone, right? i mean, vwhat are you, gay? stupid? but yeah, get her jealous, get her feeling protectivwe, for some reason a lotta them really get defensiwve ovwer fef. iwve gotten multiple meenahs to be all like "ugh buoy if you leawve her alone ill let you hit" and then i go to tovwn. anywvays meenah if youre reading this me and damara sawv you from across the bar and wve really like your vwibe final reefiewv bod: usually a total wvashboard but ivwe seen a fewv that can get pretty curvwy. tend to be bottom-heawvy though. makes up for it vwith the energy she brings. 6/10 wvariety: hmm. i think theres a pretty good mix. you alvways gotta wvork at least a little vwith her, and its different ewvery time. the banter tends to be decent and the gap betvween boss beach and bubblebutt slut is alwvays fun. 8/10 ease: not for the faint of pusher. shell make you wvork for it, and unlike a lotta these girls, theres no guarentee youll actually get anything outta her. you gotta lock in to wvin her ovwer, vwhich aint a bad thing necessarily, but she aint usually a quickie. 4/10 personality: so shes a bitch, obwviously, but... i dunno, she tends to be the only gill to keep hating me a bit evwen if iwve got her in bed. that does something for me. i guess this score also wvaries depending on howv badly shes misusing aawve. wvait wvho said that? 8/10 ovwerall: 7/10. shes a bit of a vwhite vwhale, but the catharsis is newver quite wvhat you built it up to in your head. i lovwe a gal vwith braids to pull, shes alvways fun to trade insults vwith, but... being a total bitch cuts both wvays. alwvays glad to sea her but i rarely seek her out. that said. me, you, damz. vwibe. call me.
homosexual 5 seconds of summer is just 5 seconds of summer
sommmmeone hit mmmme up if #fightnight is featuring any topless wwwwommmmen this wwwwipe i need to feel uncommmmfortably nervous for mmmmy health
Man, now I'm high and gettin' emotional about poems and drag queens Typical Wednesday #substance
in the office feeling "it" and by "it" let's just say.... heh .... lightheaded
😭😭😭 yall are sadists the lot a you
DOG HE IS A LAWYER NO WONDER YOU TWO ARE USIN YOUR LEGAL TELEPATHY WITH EACH OTHER
bitch i showed him this an he didn't say anythin but like coughed to hide he was laughing.😭😭😭😭 he HATES me. he's NEVER liked me. he's tellin me to put the phone down. h
MY BOYFRIEND GOTTA???
Fruit fllavored ice dessert... I am healled...
"= i remember. my alternia, our emperor declared a vote, mandatory, which was unheard of. and he used a ranked choice voting system. where, then, all six options you had to rank were him, so, haha, i still remember the order i picked, though. ="
1 S33 PL3NTY OF TH1NGS TO 34T
"= i don't even know what we're voting for. ="
"= vote tekras. write in. this is my message. what else. ="
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I wonder what my ghost is up to
the fuck what do you mean not compatible what's wrong with my compatibility
#pass #suggestive #bucketsmashorpass
#smash #suggestive #bucketsmashorpass
✿ ah, 𖥧 see. n❦𖧧 really, bu𖧧 𖥧f 𖧧he env𖥧r❦nmen𖧧 𖥧s d𖥧fferen𖧧 𖧧hen 𖥧𖧧s unders𖧧andable ✿
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-<anyway man whatever if you all dont like me and dont want me in team chud anymore i can just leave>-
✿ ❦ur sun 𖥧s usually 𖧧❦❦ much f❦r s❦me plan𖧧-l𖥧fe, s❦ 𖧧hey 𖧧ake 𖥧𖧧 up❦n 𖧧hemselves 𖧧❦ per𖥧❦d𖥧cally m❦ve ❦u𖧧 ❦f 𖧧he way s❦ 𖧧he𖥧r bark 𖥧s n❦𖧧 s❦ br𖥧𖧧𖧧le. 𖧧hey are an 𖥧n𖧧eres𖧧𖥧ng s❦r𖧧 ✿
#smash #suggestive #bucketsmashorpass
FUCK! MY WHIMSY WAS DECЯREASED TODAY AT THE AMUSEMA_GLE PAЯRK I HATE THAT AMUSEMA_GLE PAЯRK IT DOES_'T WOЯRK COЯRЯRECTLY. I'M GOI_G TO SMASH A BEA_WATEЯR CUP OVEЯR MY HEAD TO FEEL BETTEЯR A_D THE_ GO TO CUPE.
[THANK YOU TRY#K$.]
lowkey if you look sick and sad i won't you ^_^
i'm ne\/er going to get better. and after what i'\/e done, if the afterlife or the next incarnation i ha\/e is just as bad- i should get used to suffering eternally.
i am going to cast spells on his bulge and it will fall off Z:) like this to gi\/e me energy. #nsfw
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
Sup party people its time to bring you entertainment like you've never seen before!
[I'M HIVE NOW BUT OWWW MY BUTT#HEEK HURT$ #$UGGE$TIVE]
TW #yuri #les6ians #relati9nships #d99med #6eh9ldent9thenarrative We live in a very unkind reality. Y9u can 6e the ar6iter 9f change.
If I did change my name I would have to go big with it. No Mary or Laika here. I would be something like Inderium. Wealthazar. Chalcedonous.
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BETTER BARS THAN I'VE HEARD ANY STRIDER DROP.
digital servwant. place another order for me for a frozen margarita and put on troll steely dan's reelin in the years. - the orphaner dualscar
Hrngh. Dunnae kno\/\/\/\/ \/\/\/\/hy b0at \/\/\/\/hy d'th'pretty l0\/\/\/\/bloods al\/\/\/\/ays come fr0m this cre\/\/\/\/, hrm? Says a lot aboat th'state 0' th'sea. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9311e9d5709c.png
evwerybody. i nowvw exist outside the gender binary. i am sailing wvwaters of unknowvwn hue and crashing my galleon through ice bergs of unnamed exploratory philosophies. if you need my servwices, take a right after wvwhat you thought you knewvw and sail past wvwhat you wvwish you had. this is a newvw wvworld. i am a newvw person. the ghosts of my past can speak to the old me, for the newvw me is going to be busy. nowvw pass me some of this gay bacon i havwe been hearing about.
Trully I do not think I have ever heard anyone put it that way. Good Job
#pride? yes i havwe a lot of pride. some might say too much, to a degree of sinful fault. i say to them that they havwe no idea wvwhat it is like to step into my boots. i wvwill take this #pridemonth by the horns and bear dowvwn on it wvwith all my might and size until it calls me its master. happy #pridemonth. #suggestivwe
i wvwonder if, after all this change and all this bluster and the newvw sparkle on my rusted old limbs, if it wvwill evwer bring her back to me. i wvwonder if he wvwould approvwe of this, wvwere he to evwer meet me. i havwe the feeling i wvwill nevwer knowvw. maybe i just havwe to hope.
that's.... beautiful. i wvwant to knowvw more. i knowvw i havwe a temper but this is, against all odds in my mind, fascinating. i guess in this newvw wvworld i havwe a chance to be a newvw person. to truly embrace the wvwinds of change.
I understand these feellings. Ulltimatelly, I bellieve it is best to think of it as... unearthing new depths of the sellf, rather than llosing what was once considered the sellf. The olld sellf becomes a tip of the iceberg, lleading to greater understanding when digging up what llies beneath. And hopefully, greater comfort.
hmm. he, obvwiously. good, classic, strong. she, second. a good she can send ripples through any convwersation. after that, i wvwould say wvwe. i havwe alwvways enjoyed the powvwer of a collectivwe.
wvwhat's so hard? wvwhat's so hard? maybe for you this isn't hard at all. maybe you hatched out of your little cocoon a perfectly self actualized person. this is hard. it can't be that easy. just think about it. just call yourself that. wvwhat's hard about it is the crushing wvweight of reconciling evwerything that came before wvwith the asininely simple solution presented to me of "just do wvwhat you are doing nowvw except you magically are this thing nowvw". wvwhat's hard is the feeling of wvwasted time and the shadowvws of relationships torn asunder because i wvwas dreaming in a language i nevwer understood only to be told it's this simple to speak it. not that anyone wvwould havwe listened back then. nevwermind. this anger is getting me nowvwhere. my temper is doing nothing but ruining this. i need to relax. i need to.... be more non binary. i think.
If it is upsetting to you, you need not dedicate time to it. It is an explloratory experience, not a triall to undergo. Perhaps simplly consider, occasionally, when doing things, or making choices, "am I doing this because it is a normall thing for a man to do, or am I doing this because I feell good about it?" If the answer is routinelly the llatter, perhaps you are perfectlly comfortablle as you are. If the former, perhaps there are new horizons to expllore.
That is the interesting part. One can exist outside the binary, and change absollutelly nothing about how they present themsellf. It is simplly... opening a window into your mind, to the possibillity of existing without the preconstructed idea of what being a "man" or "woman" means. It often does start with rumination on the personall meaning of gender to onesellf.
howvw wvwould one step ankle deep. wvwhat wvwould one evwen do? just sit here and ruminate on my gender and drink more beer? does being non binary mean i can't wvwear these human hawvwaiian shirts any longer? because if so it is a deal breaker.
oh. i must havwe dozed off and entered a dream. i am on an "alternian" beach in this earth-c. it isn't the same as home. nevwermind then. crank it wvwithout me. - the orphaner dualscar
"1 already was once young one, they took my pronoun away"
If you say so. Lol. £njoy my song r£comm£ndation, by th£ way. <3
they.are.going.to.lobotomize.me,.put.me.into.another.brain,.they.have.me,.they.have.my.pan.turned.me.into.a.tool.and.used.me.they.used.me.and.made.me.post.those.things.please.someone.find.me.i.can't.hold.on.forever.i'm.on.the.moon,.the.pink.moon.please my.name.is.zem. #gore.#violence
"they’re gonna turn h1m nonb1ney, wow"
You are never too olld. The waters are very warm. Simplly step anklle deep if you wish. You may allways step back out whenever you wish.
Come join me. Outside the binary. I too am on this proverbiall beach.
that's you? i'm at the large umbrella twvwo spots dowvwn. turn your music up. i am enjoying it. i havwe ice in a cooler if you so need it. just don't bother me about bumming any of my sliced limes. i counted them specifically for my human fermented wvwheat bevwerages.
her sprite, by entropicbias by the way (: https://i.imgur.com/dEqT9IC.png
the amount of you that would be dead and under my foot had things been different is crazy ^_^
mini donuts should be avalible at places that arent just food trucks at fairs
Can't even be myself without my friends sending me to the gallows..........
LIFE IS A GAME. TO NOT SEE IT IS FOOLISH.
3> How would one go about doing a Troll JFK? Just curious. <3
beliebe bc im a belieber ig thts my life now
me despite knowin we hav a button 2 unquirk which means the sire eirher autotranslates quieks or it autogenerates quieks: waow i cant beliebe they r typin all those fucked up letters on their own thts crazy
)(ttps://i.pinimg.com/736x/4f/96/ee/4f96eefee607df76dabab65a4fd76eac.jpg -Erm, Gamzee stood me up for our tea party. Would anyone like to come? 38( I made )(ivemade cucumber sandwic)(es, a fres)( salad- I broug)(t wine and paints and canvases also!
I've been hiding it pretty well, so it might come as a surprise when I tell you guys that I am deeply mentally unwell.
Cas, Can I call you Cas? Put the phone down, brobro.
YES SIR!
Every night the block button tempts my witch finger.
-> Who Would Call You That = Your Total Is $10.20
#me
Cleaning out my desk. #StraightPride #Ex #NotExStraight #ExBoyfriend #StillStraight #FYI
The®️e’s Nothing Mo®️e Satisfying Than Giving Up. It’s One Of The Best Feelings In The Wo®️ld To Lose And T®️uly, Nothing Compa®️es To It. Whethe®️ It Be By Fo®️ce O®️ By You®️ Volition, Giving Up And Giving In Is The Best Pa®️t. :)
A Bus|ness "peer" Brought A Soothsayer To The Meet|ng Today |n An Attempt To |mpress Me. | Was G|ven The Fortune That There A Great Battle |n My Future. | D|dn't Even Pay Money And | Feel R|pped Off.
The Seer is very tired of guiding her hand toward her phone for drawing, so that's enough for tonight.
✐ᝰ Hey gang! Been a while!!! ᝰᝰ ✐ᝰ Miss me? I was busy with the dreaded FINALS ᝰᝰ ✐ᝰ Fit check!!!!! ᝰᝰ ✐ᝰ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0aa37b4c063b.webp ᝰᝰ ✐ᝰ ((ooc: art by indig0trolls on tumblr)) ᝰᝰ
new outfit! what do you think? am i cute?
im glad >X3
-<ok im open to bribery>-
"Unrelated door monster here (not that guy). I want to apologize for whatever is happening to you." WHAT DO YOU MEAAAANNN UNLREATED DOOR MONSTER. HOW MMANY FUCKIGN DOOR MONSTERS ARE THERE WHERE THE FUCK AM I
how is everyone tonight?
put me in coach
@arachneanGambit Hello there. I hope this is satisfactory. Capturing your beauty is impossible, so I tried to capture your #aura instead.
1.5 OctIllIOn, In cAsE whOEvEr AskEd thAt Is cUrIOUs
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fuck off got no time for your haterism on my awesome ectorelatives hornyposting
fuckkk something in the air today that makes me wanna just be bent over and fucked and bred until i’m full of a clutch is that so wrong of me #nsfw #suggestive #yearning aaaand #crowposting
MY PUTRID BL⧃⧃D B⧃ILS WITH THE DRIVE ⧃F A WINNER
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Do you think I can keep that little doodle of myself and use it as a reaction image Technically, I drew it
-<this also serves as my thoughts on ANONYMOUS and ANONYMOUS, for the record.>-
-<https://forms.gle/fv4RpRH3MJUxKSoKA #buraisqna my thoughts on ANONYMOUS: ok look girl/man (depending #vagueposting) i respect the tenacity but you cannot just throw your name into this ring knowing damn well we have never interacted a single time in our entire lives and expect me to have something interesting to say about you. anyway smash.>-
Everyone who doesn’t like me does it for fucked up reasons. Like the fact I have wings. Or that I say cloaca sometimes. Or the fact I’m two swords. Or the fact I could beat their dad in a fight.
i am filing a cease and desist for infringing on my intellectual property
disclaim on her statement til she retracts it #suggestive #suggestingit
🌳🌳🌳my🍄new🌿quirk🌲is🌸reflective🍄of🍄my🌸environment.🌿i🍄am🌸no🌳longer🌸underground.🌳i🌿am🌲still🌿beetel🍄though.🌲#myquirk.🌿#epic🌳🌳🌳
Who can I annoy tonight........
seems a lotta trolls are seein older versions of emselves from a funhouse mirror version of their planet show up that must be sooooo crazy.... for a version of yrself who grew up under wildly differnet stancies to start hauntin u like a ghost... makin u face yr faults.. see what u could have bcome 4 better or 4 worse.. couldnt be me tho
say that to my kull score nerd
you keep wvhining about it but im still here, vweird
i think that toxic relationships are way to attractive to me
im using voice to text while im in my werewolf form!! haha!!
_ one, day, [Y]es [I], [W]ill. [B]ut [Be]fore, [Th]en [I] [W]ill, [F]inish my [H]unt!
Perceivers put so much worry into who they love and identify. Though, [this one] supposes with such short lives, it makes sense. [this one] is beyond identity and preference. [this one] can shape [this one] into whatever form [this one] desires. Currently. obscuring details, easier this way.
That was your tummy rumbling. You're not you when you're hungry.
Ocean is made of seadweller tears.
3> Okay now my piss tastes like fanta. #OrangePrideWorldWide <3
I don't have time to be chronically online but if you ever see that other one call himself daddy again can you @ me? I wanna lol with you guys.
X Introducing the Callie Challenge: you drink 3oz of my moonshine then chit about where you wake up #substance x
We live on the pupil of a grey eyed giant.
Sasla verde is just green salsa.
Beyblades are actually tiny sentient flying saucers that have been domesticated by the Alternian Empire.
[AH RIT#HY KELDAM $END$ HI$ ↑ MO$T APOLOGIE$ FOR THE LA#K OF PO$T$ TODAY I WA$ A$ ONE MIGHT $AY ON A "DATE" WITH MY "BOYFRIEND" AND HAVING "$EX" WITH MY "BOYFRIEND" TOO #N$FW]
hI cHITTR, i AM ON HERE NOW, eVEN THOUGH i DON'T REALLY GET WHAT MAKES THIS PLACE SO "AWESOMESAUCE," bUT i WANTED TO SEE IF IT REALLY HAD THE FABLED SAUCE, oF AWESOMENESS THAT IS, sO,,,tHAT'S ABOUT IT REALLY, i DON'T KNOW HOW TO END THE CHITT, hAHA,
Yall mind if I just say so crazy ass bullshit on the timeline to make things right?
➡️Affirmations➡️ ➡️He calls you Anna because he likes you.➡️ ➡️It is okay to take your tasks slow, the report will be there in a few months when you are done with it.➡️ ➡️It is okay for him to lose the key.➡️ ➡️You like it when he loses the key.➡️ ➡️You are not responsible with your unhindered fondlepalms anyway.➡️
((Quick ooc post abt it but this is the Alternian version of darmun, known as The Bookkeeper/Bookkeep lol https://i.ibb.co/HwkP7tx/IMG-6951.png someday i'll finish the painting of him that's joster has))
§ He𝓵𝓵o, peop𝓵e of chittr! Thi𝓼 𝓼ite h𝓪𝓼 been 𝓪𝓵𝓵 the buzz in the dre𝓪mbubb𝓵e𝓼 𝓪h𝓪, 𝓼o I decided to join with my moir𝓪i𝓵, @ine𝓼𝓼enti𝓪𝓵Po𝓵yg𝓵ot, pictured be𝓵ow. :-} ¶ § http𝓼://i.ibb.co/NnG902D5/IMG-7343.png ¶
kAikkA might be a bad InfluencE on me. i cant stop plAyIng troll fOrtrEss 2.
You are hopelessly dependent on the lazy river!!!
on it
i dunno enough about non-binaries to dispute this, so sure, #mostnonbinaries
#notallmen
pla7er (asper isn't an imposter, it's just another (asper who we don't know nearl7 as mu(h
Don’t bring me into this???
Grrrr
(The gold fake) (It's actually pyrite) (Gold fit for a fool) (What does he say?) (Jesters jingly. 🤪)
I'm gonna go back to staring into puddles of gold, this was cute, though.
TWENTY SIX IS A LOT FOR ONE SESSION OF MASS PSYCHOSIS RIGHT???
i cast fireball!!!!!
But I'm so cute and quirky and all of the things tou are except I type in this funny green and go by our last name.
WELL. DON'T MAKE FRIENDS WITH HIM.
Fuck...Mint chocolate chip Casper lowkey funny with it...
- Why do you all keep pitying the posts on mmy #BeforusBigBets? I'mm winning.
well when theres a second version of someone theyre usually evil >XD
Z:) six.
☆*: .｡.NVM, it's just ★n✪ther suicid★l fre★k th★t thinks we w★nt t✪ see th★t live ✪n screen. Where's the dr★m★, where's the fl★ir, where's the little je-ne-s★is-qu✪i!!! We're n✪t ★n ★ssisted-suicide kind★ sh✪w, l★dies ★nd gents!! We're ★ qu★dr★nt-friendly, chill frid★y night live murder-t★lent sh✪w!!! GET IT RIGHT!!!! g✪t my h✪pes up f✪r n✪thing, sigh #suicide #l★me-✪.｡.:*☆
3> Yeah. Like those doctors in ye olden times. And it's not nasty. It's MY piss. <3
IT'S NOT YE OLDEN TIMES ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS STILL #NASTY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3> My piss is orange. I don't think that's normal. It also tastes like Mountain Dew LiveWire. Fuck. #OrangePrideWorldeWide <3
why is there so many evil versions of people? >X3
my boss is no longer on chittr so i can post that he is so mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he gave me an impawssible assignment and he knew itd be hard for me to acclawmplish but he did it anyway he suuuuuuckksssssssss
i got the fucking knotty badge oh my god
I like when someone's banner is some crazy shit their friend has said to/about them. Beautiful. Amazing. Dynamic.
Yes. Much #deliberation.
You guys can handle me at my best. You deserve to since we're all friends
Guys that say shit like I can handle you at your worst when you're at your worst be like: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/174792e99e40.png
I need to move to a new city. https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_2551.jpeg
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒉⒈ — @lunarL↑ine Lunarl !!!!!! (Yes, I’m going to keep doing this to the folk with no recorded surnames. Yes, I know it’s Getting Old.) OK. UNRELATED, but it’s kind of shocking that the guy is one letter off from my matesprit (Hi Dearie ♥ ♥ ♥), though this doesn’t have anything to do with Lunarl AS A PERSON. If that last L was an I, I would REALLY be scratching my head. Anyway. What’s ↑ farmers. We’ve got a HOOT (or a Howl!) of a specimen tonight, so let’s get → INTO IT! Let’s Take A Gander at Lunarl! (A CHEER HERE! A BLEAT THERE!) Lunarl is very clearly the STAUNCHLY HARDWORKING type. It’s a staggering first impression that hits you like a flock of woolbeasts barrelling in your direction. THAT IS TO SAY, I wouldn’t be surprised if that had happened at least once to the guy. He is a hatched farmhand and shepherd, being raised by a GREAT BIL↑INEFIEND. That pack mentality has rubbed off on Lunarl. BUT don't let that grumbly exterior fool you, because Lunarl is a sweetheart, especially with his OWN FLOCK. No matter how WEALTHY IN HEIGHT some woolbeasts are (Hilda) or how affectionately dumb the lot of them are, he would do anything for them. It’s a sweet thing to read about. Lunarl is a STAPLE OUTSIDER to the Social Paradigm. A lot of the time, you notice him grappling with social cues, with most confuzzling situations having to do with understanding romance. Does this person want to Get Together or Get Him In A Casket, STAT? Within the same vein, I notice a wariness from him. The disengagement with the CHITTRENDS tells me he has SOME semblance of a standard, or at least an exasperation to the muckery of town/cityfolk. But I know Lunarl wants to understand people in the end. Even if that means participating in Smash or Pas-s. Pain and death sojourn frequently to Lunarl. The knowledge of deaths alone is PERHAPS ALARMING for a nurturer, almost like he knows it like the back of his prong. That knowledge juts far outwards like a THORN IN THE DEXTERITY CARPAL, at least much more than his blood color. CASE IN POINT: There’s a growing collection of DEATH RATINGS, a morbid sort of topic, but vivid regardless. I’d say look into it yourself if you’re interested, because though he doesn’t out→ state it, you gain the impression Lunarl and death have PERSONALLY MET many many times. But I wouldn’t want to make accusations without a grounded prism of evidence. Maybe it’s just ME, but a particular dearth in STABLE IDENTITY emanates from Lunarl. Sure, he knows what is expected from his duties, he knows how to forge connections——being a firm ground to stand on, unchanging——but you find there’s not a lot to do with who he is. I doubt Lunarl could tell you that himself. I wonder if the name Lunarl even RESONATES with him? A part of me thinks you came here to understand who you are, but you must first acknowledge that your soul comprises the most vulnerable parts of the Self, and you can't keep turning your back from it. You fixate so obsessively on your duties and grasping the people around you that you don’t truly know yourself. Because you’re afraid of what you’ll see from self-reflection. You hang on the familiar TASTE OF GORE AND DEATH as a violent escapism from your memories, because not even your body can handle what you had to go through. It’s easier to paint the issue as lycanthropy, and in that aspect you have nearly everyone (⒈) fooled. Werewolves are beasts of the flesh; it does not align with who you are, dweller of the MIND. Rather, I believe underlying trauma is the TRUE BEAST inside you. The difference is, a beast can be roped and tamed, but you must be PATIENT WITH YOUR MIND. Above all else, I hope somenight you have the strength to search for yourself. It will hurt, but what is closure if not understanding the wounds? (YOU GOT THIS! I’m sure Binkii could help, too!) (SUSPECTED CLAS-SPECT: KNIGHT OF BLOOD? A steadfast leader and shepherder of bond. Cares a lot about people; still has learning to do, stubborn to change as he might be. Captive to his own blood. Afraid of his own mind.) BE SURE TO GIVE LUNARL a big BIG BIG FOLLOW. I’ll see you in the NEXT ONE! #gandertag
he made me di a 5mph run at a 40% incline for ten minutes inthink truly he wants casper to stop exisitng forever
X I can’t believe trycks got turned into a pineapple with sunglasses x
if i wanted to talk about someone suckin my gills id do that loud and proud and with conchsideration of my operculum
every time i sea an anon acc spam postin i hear the saxophones gettin louder but then i remember idgaf n move on
mmmmmm fiiibeeeroooptiiic caaableees……… #suuubstaaanceee
need one trillion kult by tomorroe or else
ok u bichass pineaple trying to turn me evil and rdrunk bitch
+[U] I'm-not-disillusioned. I'm-just-depressed. Probably.
hiiii gay ppl nd cronus #butjstthe1idkabttheothers here is oue song of 2day https://open.spotify.com/track/7aHmvUghK3XCEqNRbUeAn4?si=y3pXxPpsQbymj00X0F8B-Q&rowId=432acf3dc6bac568
౿ᓕ ̤Ꜥ·⦣ eheh aww i cant do that, i like livin! just sometimes i need to die for a bit for my safety
cALIBORN, i WANNA BE THE VERY BEST, lIKE NO ONE EVER WAS, oR AT LEAST, eQUAL TO WHERE OTHERS ARE, yOU KNOW BECAUSE, i DESERVE THAT AND, i AM PRETTY COOL AND POWERFUL IN MY OWN R1GHT, aND FRANKLY i THINK THAT YOU SIR ARE, oVERRATED WHEN IT COMES TO THE POWERSCALERS, i MEAN, mE AND MY CAT, cOULD DEFINITELY BEAT UP, yOU AND YOUR CAT, aND YOUR CAT, tHOUGH, tO CATCH THEM IS YOUR REAL TEST, tHEM BEING, tHESE HANDS THOUGH, i THINK i AM ABOVE SUCH PETTY MEANS OF SHOWING YOU THAT, i L1TERALLY 1v1 THE B1G BAD EVIL GUY, oR AT LEAST THE KIDDIE VERSION THOUGH THAT SAID, tANKING A PUNCH FROM THE BIG YOU DOES WONDERS, fOR MY POWERSCALING, lIKE, mY LASS SCAMPER WOULD BLOW, yOUR LITTLE PEANUT MIND, sTRAIGHT OUT OF YOUR, pEANUT SHELL HEAD, mY MAD SKILLZ IN ALL THINGS, fIDUSPAWN AND pOKEMON AND GAMING, tO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE AND i THINK, pERHAPS YOU MAY FALL UNDER THAT TOO, jUST AS i HAVE TAMED YOUR LARGE GREEN SNAKE, tIME AND TIME AGAIN (PERHAPS tIME IS A STRONGER SUIT OF MINE, tHAN YOURS, jUST AS i COULD PULL OFF A SUIT, bETTER THAN YOU, aND EVEN COULD PULL OFF YOUR L1TTLE SUSPENDERS AND LOLLIPOP LOOK BETTER, i WAS HATCHED TO WEAR A PROPELLER HAT) i WILL TAME YOU, tO MY WILL, i WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND, sEARCHING FAR AND WIDE FOR MORE COOL BEASTIES AND TREASURE AND FRIENDS, tHEN USE THEM ALL TO TEACH cALIBORN TO UNDERSTAND THE POWER THAT'S INSIDE, oF ME, cALIBORN BEING YOU, oBVIOUSLY, wHETHER WE ARE TALKING ABOUT MY lITTLE cUP OR aNYTHING gOES, iT IS ALL, dEEP DEEP INSIDE ME, jUST ROARING TO GET OUT, i MEAN IF i HAD THOSE DUMB pAGE UNDIES THEY COULD NOT EVEN CONTA1N ALL THIS OVERFLOWING HOT AIR i CONSTANTLY SPEW, bREATH-WISE, wH1CH BLOWS YOU AROUND METAPHORICALLY AND MAKES YOU, mY B WORD, aS IT WERE, iT'S YOU AND ME BUCKO, i KNOW IT'S MY DESTINY TO TAKE YOU DOWN AND, hUMILIATE YOU, pUBLICLY AND PRIVATELY, oH, yOU'RE MY WORST FRIEND 1N A WORLD i MUST DEFEND, a PUSHER SO TRUE AS MINE, cAN NOT BE CORRUPTED BY YOU AND THE ALLURE OF YOUR WHITE MEN, aND GREEN MEN, aND RED LADIES, tHOUGH, i AM ACTUALLY PALS WITH SEVERAL OF THOSE, rED BLOODED WOMEN WHO ARE, qUITE NICE ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW THEM, sO MY COURAGE WILL PULL ME THROUGH THE THRONGS OF YOUR RABID SUPPORTERS, tO GET A PROPER MANO Y MANO GOING ON (yOU WOULD PROBABLY SAY, mANO Y WOMANO, tHEN BE LIKE, "WHY WOMAN, iS RIGHT," BUT IT MEANS PRONG, nOTHING TO DO WITH GENDER, yOU DUMMY), tHESE LANGUAGE SKILLS ARE JUST ONE EXAMPLE IN WHICH i SHOW THE WAY THAT, yOU TEACH ME AND i'LL TEACH YOU, yEAH, eVERY CHALLENGE ALONG THE WAY, wITH COURAGE, i WILL FACE, iT, aND THAT INCLUDES YOUR RAMPANT HALITOSIS, wHICH SMELLS VERY MUCH LIKE DAIRY, mOST OF THE TIME 1F i CAN BE HONEST, i UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE A GROWING BOY AND ALL, aND i AM A GROW1NG GIRL BUT, iT'S NOT EVEN MY VEGANISM THAT MAKES ME AVERSE, iT'S JUST, i WILL BATTLE EVERY DAY TO GET THROUGH, tHAT STENCH OF IT, l1KE OTHER PEOPLE CAN EAT AND DRINK, wHAT THEY WANT 1T 1S FOR MY OWN PERSONAL PREFERENCE, aND i THINK IT HELPS ME TO CLAIM MY RIGHTFUL PLACE, aS A FUTURE BEAST DOCTERROR OR, vETERINARIAN AS THEY ARE CALLED IN THE HUMAN PARLANCE WHICH i THINK IS, a PRETTY FUN WORD FOR IT, aCTUALLY, sO PLEASE, cOME W1TH ME, tHE TIME IS RIGHT FOR YOU TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH, i WILL HOLD YOU DOWN AND DO IT MYSELF, iF i HAVE TO LIKE, tHAT ONE ANIME SCENE WITH THE FR1ENDLY OLDER BROTHER WHO HELPS H1S SISTER WITH, hER DENTAL HYGIENE EXCEPT THE GENDER ROLES WILL BE REVERSED, iN THIS INSTANCE, i BET rANKMAID COULD EITHER SHOW YOU OR, hAS ALREADY SHOWN YOU THE SCENE i'M REFERR1NG TO, tHERE'S NO BETTER TEAM BETWEEN ME AND HER WHEN IT COMES TO, uNDERSTANDING SUCH TH1NGS, aCTUALLY i SHOULD PROBABLY MAKE SURE SHE HAS BEEN BRUSHING, tOO, i GUESS IF i TRIED TO REENACT THAT SCENE WITH HER, sHE WOULD PROBABLY ACCEPT 1T, sO MAYBE i WOULD TAKE TURNS WITH THE BOTH OF YOU, sCRUBBING YOUR DIRTY (LITERALLY AND METAPHORICALLY) MOUTHS CLEAN WITH, mY BRISTLING MOUTHBONE ROD OF JUSTICE, jUST SHOV1NG THAT IN AND OUT, bETWEEN THE BOTH OF YOU, uNTIL YOU ARE BOTH DROOLING MESSES BUT, i WOULD LET YOU SPIT AT LEAST, aRM IN ARM, wE'LL WIN THE FIGHT AGAINST, dENTAL PLAQUE, iT'S ALWAYS BEEN MY DREAM TO DO SO IN ANIMALS AND YOU ARE BASICALLY THAT, eXCEPT MUCH MUCH LOWER, yOU ARE BARELY EVEN FERAL, rEALLY SO, i AM SURE i COULD GET MY POWERS TO WORK ON YOU MAYBE, aND THEN MAKE YOU CLUCK LIKE A CLUCKBEAST OR BARK, lIKE A BARKBEAST OR MEOW, lIKE A MEOWBEAST OR MOO, lIKE A MOOBEAST, oR,,, wHATEVER SOUND A BAABEAST MAKES, iT IS ESCAPING MY PAN IN THE MOMENT BUT, kNOW THIS THAT IS, iT'S YOU AND ME WHO WILL BE AT THE ULTIMATE CLIMAX, aT THE END OF EVERYTHING, oNCE i'M THROUGH MY #tAVROSrEFRACTORYpERIOD AND HAVE RECOVERED AND, aM AT FULL STRENGTH ONCE AGAIN, i KNOW IT'S MY DESTINY, iT HAS TO BE AND FRANKLY, i THINK YOU MIGHT BE A LITTLE OBSESSED, aS SHOULD ANYONE REALLY BECAUSE, i DESERVE THAT MUCH, i REALLY THINK i DO, i MEAN, yOU'RE MY WORST FRIEND IN A WORLD i MUST DEFEND, wHILE WE HAVE BONDED AND BARED OUR DEEPEST ASPECTS TO EACH OTHER, tHAT IS, oUR pOKEMON sHOWDOWN TEAM COMPS, i KNOW THAT WE ARE MATTER AND ANTIMATTER, yIN AND YANG, eARTH AND AIR, aCTUALLY WAIT EARTH AND AIR DON'T, cANCEL EACH OTHER OUT, aCTUALLY, mATTER AND ANTIMATTER DO, fOR SURE, aND kYUREM AND rESH1RAM WOULD,,, i GUESS THEY MAKE, tHE ORIGINAL DRAGON, bUT TO MY KNOWLEDGE, aCCORDING TO dOODLE gOD, aNYWAYS, eARTH AND AIR MAKE DUST WHICH, aS FAR AS i RECALL ISN'T EVEN THAT USEFUL IN CREATING FURTHER ELEMENTS, lIKE, i TH1NK EARTH AND WATER MAKE MUD, aND AIR AND FIRE CREATE,,, pLASMA, mAYBE, i KNOW THERE'S SOMETH1NG YOU COMBINE WITH MUD TO CREATE LIFE, wHICH CAN BE USED TO CREATE A HEART SO TRUE, tHAT PUMPS BLOOD THROUGH, aLL LIVING TH1NGS, oR AT LEAST THE ANIMALS, pLANTS DON'T REALLY HAVE HEARTS, mOST OF THEIR PUMPAGE IS DUE TO, cAP1LLARY ACTION, iF i AM RECALLING CORRECTLY WHICH, i'M PRETTY SURE i AM SINCE i LITERALLY, hAVE A COLLEGE DEGREE AND WHILE i WILL NOT SHAME YOU, fOR YOUR LACK OF HIGHER EDUCATION, aND NO, tHE SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS DOES NOT COUNT, i SAW THAT YOUR DEGREE WAS SIGNED BY, sCRATCH AND THAT JUST REEKS OF NEPOTISM, i TH1NK THE BOARD OF THE SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS, nEEDS TO BE INVESTIGATED FOR THAT FLAGRANT DISPLAY, bUT i WILL SHAME YOU FOR BEING DUMB, iN THAT i WEAVE CIRCLES AROUND YOU, w1TH MY MACHINAT1ONS AND MANIPULATIONS, i'M WEAVING DOILIES OVER HERE AND TRAPPING YOU WITHIN A DOILY CIRCLE LIKE, a SALT CIRCLE OR A FAIRY RING, oR BOTH AND, yOU MAY THINK YOUR COURAGE WILL PULL YOU THROUGH BUT 1T WILL NOT, yOU WILL BE STUCK THERE, aLL AGOG, sNAKE TONGUE LOLLING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AS i AM, lOL-ING AT YOU, aND PERHAPS SOME LMAO-ING AND, dEFINITELY THROWING PEANUTS AT YOUR, pEANUT HEAD, wHICH YOU COULD MAYBE SHOVE IN THERE TO REPLACE YOUR PEANUT PAN, aND IT'D BE LIKE THAT SCENE IN sPONGEBOB, wHERE THEY THROW PEANUTS AT THE PINK ONE, yOU MAY TH1NK THAT YOU TEACH ME AND i'LL TEACH YOU BUT THIS OWNAGE, tHIS LESSON YOU WILL LEARN, wELL, i AM THE ONE AT THE FRONT OF THE SCHOOLFEEDBLOCK, rULER IN PRONG, bATTING IT DOWN ON THE DESK OF THIS SO-CALLED, "RULER" OF TIME, iF HE TRIES TO SPEAK UP OR START SOME NONSENSE, i'LL MAKE A REALLY LOUD SOUND, aND WHACK 1T ON YOUR HANDS, yOUR HANDS WILL BE JUST, rU1NED BY MY LENGTHSTICK, aND YOU'D BETTER SHOW IT RESPECT, bE REVERENT, yOU MUST CARE FOR MY LENGTHSTICK, iF YOU WISH TO BE MY RIVAL, mY RA1SIN D'ETER BECAUSE, yOU HARDLY KNOW 'ER, bUT IT'S YOU AND ME cALIBORN, bOTTOM OF THE 22ND, tHE PUSHER IS UP TO BAT, tHE WRANGLER IS ME, oBVIOUSLY, tHE SNOWBALL IS IN PLAY, i KNOW IT'S MY DESTINY TO WRAP THAT BABY UP IN THE STITCHER, tO SHOW YOU WHAT'S WHAT, tO BEAT YOU AT YOUR OWN GAME, aND MINE, yOU'RE MY WORST FRIEND, mY BEST ENEMY, pERHAPS MY GREATEST ADVERSARY, iN A WORLD WE MUST DEFEND FROM THOSE WHO DO NOT UNDERSTAND, tHE WARRIOR'S BOND WHICH WE SHARE, tHE BOND THAT ONLY TWO pOKEMON MASTERS COULD, oNLY THOSE WHO COMMAND BEASTS BOTH WITHOUT AND WITHIN, tECHNOLOGICAL, bIOLOGICAL, tECHNOBIOLOGICAL, mETAPHYSICAL, pHYSICAL, mETACAL, mEDICAL, mINICAL-IBORN, iS WHAT i IN MY PUSHER SO TRUE, w1LL CALL YOU AS i GRIND YOU INTO THE DUST, tHAT YOU ARE CHEWING ON WHICH i HAVE LEFT, iN THE WAKE OF EITHER MY CHAIR OR, mY QUICK FEETSIES, oNCE i'VE RECOVERED ENOUGH, tO NO LONGER BE IN MY WHEELCHAIR, tHE DUST THAT YOU'LL BE CHOWING DOWN ON LIKE A FIVE-COURSE MEAL, eVERY NIGHT, uNTIL THE END OF TIME WHICH IS TO SAY, tHE END OF YOU BECAUSE, i AM COMITTED, tO SHOWING YOU WHAT'S WHAT, oUR COURAGE W1LL PULL US THROUGH PAST THE NAYSAYERS, wHO DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS #pRIDEmONTH, wHICH MEANS THAT i GET TO FEEL SOME PRIDE, bEFORE YOUR FALL, aND THEN WINTER, bECAUSE, i WILL WIN, tERMINALLY AND TERMINATE, yOUR BUTT, yOU TEACH ME HOW TO KICK YOUR ASS, aND i'LL TEACH YOU HOW TO GET, yOUR ASS SUBSEQUENTLY KICKED, eVEN HARDER THAN YOU COULD HAVE EVER DREAMED OF BECAUSE, i'M THE REALEST DREAMER AROUND, i DREAM AND NIGHTDREAM HARDER THAN ANYONE, aND GET LOST IN THOSE FANTASIES BUT THEN i MAKE THEM REAL, aND THOSE FANTASIES RIGHT NOW INVOLVE, mAKING YOU JEALOUS OF MY L1MITED PRINT HOLOGRAPHIC FOILS, iN MY COLLECTION, wHICH IS QUITE SUBSTANTIAL BECAUSE AS THE SONG GOES, pOKEMON, gOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL, bY WHICH IT MEANS, sPEND MONEY ON THE GAMES AND CARDS TO COMPLETE YOUR COLLECTION, bUT THAT SHORT AND QUICK TANGENT AS1DE, lIKE THIS POST, aND i SHALL BE THE b1ANCA, tO YOUR cHEREN, @CALIbORN, yOUR MOVE, pUNK, #NSFW #NSFWE #POWERSCALING #CATFIGHTS #CATCHTHESEHANDS #PEANUTS #SNAKEWRANGL1NG #LITTLEGERMANBOYCORE #LANGUAGELEARN1NG #MILKST1NK #CNC-TEETHBRUSHING #DENTALCARESERVICETOP #PETPLAY #DOODLEGOD #DIPLOMAMILL #DOILIES #SPONGEBOBRECTANGULARPRISMSTRUTPOLECOVERINGS #HOTFORTEACHER #ARENASTICKBALL #DUST #DREAMJOURNAL #SHAMEABOUTTHEJOURNALFACTORY #ITWASAREALTRAGEDY #CARDCOLLECTING #dUALrIVALsHIPPING #LIKEBAITING #PITCHBAITING #RANKBAIT
If you're emotionally manipulative and preying on vulnerable men please hit me up and ruin my life thanks. Bonus points for running my pockets. (How do I tag this...) #suggestive ? #shameless
WatchiNNg EVIL porNN oNN the club's big screeNN #NNsfw
If you happen to find yourself within my gaze, know that you are no more important than a blade of grass in my vast meadow. This is not meant as an insult. A blade of grass is still a thing of purpose. It bends, it drinks, it grows exactly as far as its conditions allow. It contributes its green insistence to a much larger image. This image is of a scope you will never comprehend. Yet, I would be remiss to say that the picture would be complete without you. You have each, in your own charming and fundamentally limited way, provided a point of color. A tremor in the field. A rustle worth noting. Some of you have responded to my attention with panic, others with flattery. Please understand that being followed on Chittr.ing does not equate to a summons, a judgement, or an invitation to importance. It exists solely as a reminder to you that, for the briefest of moments, you are visible. I invite you to enjoy this distinction as calmly as possible.
Please feel free to use the "homosexual" queue when lining up to relinquish your possessions to the Empire. It will move qui€ker, and €ost only a few Boondollars more.
€ongratulations on the "Pride Month" to every human who feels the need to €elebrate. Understand that €lemti & €o. Planetary Development will seize, raze and repopulate your planet regardless of it or your sexuality. #Equality
THE C IN LGBTQIA+ STANDS FOR COSTAR. THE 2ND C IN LGBTQIA+ STANDS FOR CASPER.
I was tempted to Mark the beginning of this pride period with a Gallows humor post about being proud of some act of viollence I had once committed. And then I thought for about 3 seconds and it came to the concllusion that perhaps this woulld be in poor taste and that allso I might get scollded by my Llady. So I will not be doing that.
ok gonna go see karkat for the first time since getting pseudo revived wish me luck my ass needs it
[! #ope ! never lose we!g#t. ! lose @ lot of my c#@rm !f ! lose we!g#t.]
EVERYONE THINKS THEY'RE SPECIAL. NEWS FLASHBANG. FOR THE CASUAL READER. YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL. YOU WILL NEVER BE SPECIAL. YOU WILL NEVER ATTAIN. A FRACTION OF A FRAGMENT. OF THE UNMATCHED SWAG. NOR THE EMPLOYEE SATISFACTION. THAT WE HAVE ON TAP. AT FELT MANOR. YOU WILL NEVER SAY. TO THE COWERING NEW HIRE. 「WE RUN THIS BUSINESS. LIKE A FAMILY.」 AND LAUGH IN THEIR FACE. AS YOU SLAM THE DOOR TO THEIR CELL.
Well. Guess you know what you have to do.
I am omniscient. Do not ask me about specifics. I will cry.
No one of them is dead chill Trycks and the other is Trycks.
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~Oh fuck yes~
~Dead trO~ll walking~
One (⒈) night I will introduce you all to my evil twin, Gender.
I'm okay, I have my spreadsheets :)
i want to make it in this crazy world
Caspa Coopa send chit.
im union strong and ready to eat ass at a moments notice #nsfw
⊹₊˚{ can you at least tag your pitybait if youre going to be so obvious about it }._.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
ion even needa be papped anyMMore that’s what the #substances are for
♯showofh&s ♯doyoustillikeme
wow youre so real
I jester jingly to the "days since dead doves looked at" board and i erase the 1 and put a 0 in its place lol haha ha ha
also i’MM glad there’re asexual trolls other than that fuckin guy i was gettin worried it was just gonna be MMe n hiMM n i don’t like hiMM
well, minnow w)(at t)(ey say. t)(e early lesbian gets t)(e gill.
✩⋆｡𖦹°⭒˚｡⋆ if y☀︎u ar୧ waitin𝜗 f☀︎r a si𝜗n, this is n☀︎t it⭑ th୧ r୧al ☀︎n୧ is 𝜗☀︎in𝜗 t☀︎ b୧ waaaay m☀︎r୧ funny⭑ ⋆｡°✩⋆｡𖦹°✩
i have gifted onto one of you a ticking timebomb as a reward for being so cool. idk who got it but youre welcome. fight among yourselves if you wanted it instead i guess.
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and some people are s†upid on purpose †oo. go††a be. embarrass yourself in public why don'† you.
>>>(Just) a reflection of a reflection
final thou6ht of the ni6ht: i love men i love women i love enbies i love... probably way more than any folks ou6hta love me.
W£ don’t hav£ anything to talk about anymor£. £v£ry combination of words has b££n play£d out. Th£ atoms don’t form us anymor£.
Pwincess, daddy requiwes some... Entewtainment
[HURRY ↑ #A$PER OR THE BOOGIE MAN WILL #OME GET YOU]
not if its YURI
ThaT ain'T roasTin' as much as iT is callin' all Trolls ugly... you goT some kinda word for species based assumpTions in your human vernacular somewhere
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Save me pepperoni and hard salami.
#BFFs #sisters #qualitytime #blessed #glubyou
many of you may not know this because of EMPIRE CENSORSHIP but i come from a VERY long and VERY proud line of megalomanic trollbots made purely to KILL PEOPLE and acquire power cute, right? <3
Hi.
i don't feel like a person
WHY ARE THERE TWO (⒉) OF YOU NOW? Is this Your Alt? Is this the PURPORTED EVIL DOPPELGANGER coming to light?
oh MMy gog
there’s been a fuckin word for it the whole tiMMe holy shit
there’s a fuckin word for it
holy shit https://cdn.iMMgchest.coMM/files/e6a79eb7a826.jpeg
Hi, all! My psychoanalyses are CURRENTLY CLOSED. #gandertag ← ← ← for a GENERAL REFERENCE of the Stuff I Make! If it's caught your Bulb, then be on the lookout for when they REOPEN. I do warn you: the things I say might be SUBVERSIVE TO YOUR SELF-IDEATION. Please only ask if you would like to see an angle of how you may be Extraneously Perceived. Do also be aware that I could be ✕ ✕ ✕——after all, I only ✎ what I see. Thank you for everyone (⒈) who's s↑ported this little hobby. You all mean A LOT to me.
i’MM seein a buncha flags around n learnin what they MMean, like the one for guys who are only into other guys n vice versa for girls who are only into other girls but MMan there are still a lot iunno about
˚.⋆﹏𓊝﹏ Am I still m' own troll...? Even if 'm an alternate of one main template...? ⚓︎
WH4T TH3 FUCK??? WHY 4R3 TH3R3 3V1L V3RS1ONS RUNN1NG 4ROUND?
If you try to talk to me about the university of utah football team I will doom your timeline.
There Should Be More Mov|es Where |ts Just The G|ant Monsters And They Don't Cut Back To The Trolls. No One Cares About The Trolls |n A Ka|ju Mov|e, Why |ns|st On |ncreas|ng The|r Screen T|me.
I'm Nice Kryqus and i'm a vooluntary celibate
Lik£, LMAO??
I'm everyoone's least favoorite and i doon't have an evil dooppelgänger soo i will goo cherish the feeling oof being able too looook at my oown reflectioon withoout inflicting gut wrenching existential crisis gooood luck everyboody else #yooloo
#GoingToIgnoreAllTheEvilAlternatesAnd #?? #OtherAlternateStuff #AndUhh #GaugeInterestOnAMovieNight #:]
WHAT D0 Y0U CALL A FAK3 N00DL3? AN IMPASTA! #GAMZ33ISKING #BL33S3D #R0ADT0HIGHJ3ST3RS #J0K30FTH3DAY
It's like I was handed a beautiful gift from the dream bubbles.
[Writing feverntly in my secret spreadsheet]
What a wønderfuł site where yøu can regułarły read cøsmic entities pøsting cringe and deities łivechit their substance usage.
some people just cant handle the whimsy
⋆⁺‧₊☽ I am going to consult a book in th' royal library. "Alternate Universes and You." Maybe goin' t' Alternia did somethin' an' I wanna figure out what. ☾₊‧⁺⋆
i woke up with a headache. #losing
Opens up my super secret spreadsheet and adds some things to it.
"Casper you can't say things like that! Hemofaking will get you KILLED." Baby, being a burgundy will get me killed. Shut up.
Quastion for the masses. Human Casper vs Fuchsia Casper. Whose life has more value to you? Answer quickly.
WHAT ARE YOU THEN LMAO TELL ME YOUR STORIES AU TRYCKS
if you call me au casper i will start throwing up everywhere FIRST GOD!CASPER, NOW BEFORAN CASPER? LMFAO
IS THIS AU TRYCKS LMAO?
No. I'm angy. I must flatten lowbloods. It's the only thing that makes me feel like a real true person.
alright coffee shop closed i need to go lay down and recharge ty for your orders please leave me a 5 star review on yelp im trying to become a well known coffee spot
sure do and youll find it right in front of you i learned after a strider order aj to just keep a little bit of everything in stock
anyway coffee time order below
fuck, y0u're right. they're g0ing t0 send me t0 ableist jail.
i win a doc scratch hated this one
[[ God I missed roleplaying Dave what do you mean he replies to 3 words with a paragraph of nonsense for funsies