♦ pitied by @glaringActuality
I wish someone (⒈) Told Me This Sooner.
trying to figure out rollerskating and i keep falling on my ass. safe to say i am basically really awesome at this and don't even need to continue trying.
I just really like ravens and crows.
RESPONSE ON THOSE GROUNDS! CAN YOU FUCK OFF I AM TALKING TO MY FRIEND
i dont even have a middle name
Is that another fucked up Scratch on the dash? Can we have one day where the shit is normal weird and not cosmic weird? PLEASE?
Normal weird, as in: I'm pretty sure they're courting each other in a way that will make me find it cute and endearing in the long run. THAT'S normal weird.
Like if he showed up right now I would put a hand up and be lik I do not have time for your fuck shit Lycaon Rori's about to slob his knob for real #nsfw i guess
Good morning, good day, and good evening, residents of the bubbles and beyond! :B Traveler's log number... whatever! You won't believe what @galootTyrranicide and I are doing right now. This intrepid pair of roaming buddies are on a HUG PARADE for the next forty-eight hours, and our pace is set to FORWARD MARCH. If you happen to cross our path, prepare yourself for a LOVING EMBRACE. Errr. Friendlystyle! ... But we're discovering in real time that just because we SAY we are going to hug everyone we happen upon, it does not actually invoke more company onto your path. Sometimes I think we must really be out in the dreamboonies. These bubbles are thinly settled at best, and usually only with consorts! :( ... So if you know how to navigate the bubbles any better than these hapless adventurers, come give us a holler! Wait, and a squeeze! XB Toodle-oo!
[I JU$T REALIZED I HAVEN'T TOLD MY P$Y#HOLOGI$T ABOUT MY MAJOR TRAUMA??? #WHAT???? #WOOP$!]
why do both of my roommates have(profile badges) now // what does al's even mean();
Wait, why is there so many alternates of my cloistermates?? But I have not seen a single version of me...
🔍 _-_-_- Hyp⌕thetically, that means I died, and that is scary. _-_-_-
🔍 _-_-_- Thank y⌕u f⌕r answering my very hyp⌕thetical questi⌕n that is n⌕t at all based in reality, and I am n⌕t freaking ⌕ut ab⌕ut dying and c⌕ming back fr⌕m the dead as s⌕me s⌕rta spirit. CAuse gh⌕sts aren't real and GHHSDKJLHHSHDHGSGD _-_-_-
apolgy for bad alternian where were u when digital penguin appreciation society die i was at hive eating nacho cheese triangular flavor chips when palmhusk ring "digital penguin appreciation society is kil" "no"
i do have to say that im not actuallly crown heir yet since i havent dueled the rest of the striders here to death yet and i just made a blatant grab for power and it WORKED
OH MY G8888888888888888DDDDDDDD I NEED A MATESPRIT
A little slappy, make daddy happy.
DON'T LET THE PANTSUITS AND PIXIE CUTS FOOL YOU.
HOT ON THE RADAR: @blackliquidSorrow ♥ @glaringActuality I don't think it's a coincidence they've both posted about: Lawyers
this just in live at the scene robots can in fact be left dizzy and useless
⧃ I will never make a joke again. =o
⧃ This is what being silly gets you. =o
I was QUITE ceremoniously invited to appear on the next episode of Rumble! After clearing my schedule, having the garments for the event custom-tailored, and hauling myself all the way down to the Patch, it was only after physically climbing into the ring that I discovered that we CANNOT proceed. Because someone (@golgothasTerror) couldn't hit me. Or even stage-hit me. Or even convincingly raise his fist to me. We tried for over an hour. I thought he was going to toss his cookies from sheer stress at one point. We cut the line on that catch when he began to sizzle and glow. I suppose I ought to find it sweet, but I'm moreso inconvenienced by the way I am squeezed into this MINUSCULE leather getup with nowhere to take it. :|
After playiing a whole lot of Miiii Gunner iin 2uper 2ma2h Bro2 Ultiimate, II have learned that they are the be2t fuckiing character iin the game becau2e you can play a2 your2elf. II fuckiing 2olo Bow2er, Mariio, Luiigii, Bayonetta, Lucariio, Mewtwo... thii2 ii2 the biigge2t ego boo2t iive had iin 2weep2.
I didnt think you would r£ally ch£ck.
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ wHy iS... mY QuIrK NōŌōŌō7... wŌōŌōŌrKiNg?...
if you ever have a moment where you feel like nobody believes in you, remember this i do, matriarch valvia believes in you :)
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TW: #Jimmy6uffett
-- this users palmhusk has been crushed by a falling anwvil! --
They're (idk) saying that I'm (Casper) him (Casper). Could mean anything.
｢eto... konnichiwa, minasan! ahhh~ (^-^; this waifuification is a little chigau! σ(^_^;) keke~ megane-san didn't initially keikaku to make a tricky-chan @glitteringAcuity post but... gyaahh~!! (゜゜;)＼(--;) someone asked megane to! neeiht-san had to listen! (O.O)y-~ it kyudn't be helped! (((・・;) syooo.... this waifu is an epic bengoshi, using sūpājasutisufanbasshu to beat off (nyaht like that, silly! (ФωФ) kekeke~) her teki in the courto! (；・ω・) megane-san doesn't really care about court dramas, butttt... nyeehhh~ (；^∀^) it's okie, i guess!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: chigua means different! as in... uwu, what's this! owo, megane didn't expect it! keikaku means plan. d(^ー^d) bengoshi means courtlady, a legislacerator! sūpājasutisufanbasshu means SUPER JUSTICE FAN BASH!!! trickortreat-chan's signature move! up up down down left right left right, kyahhhh!! teki means enemies.]
OH·SO·THis·IS·PRAISE·THAT·YOV·DIVVY·OVT·LIBERALLY
੯•໒꒱ show me the physicsss
⚓︎ sorry
THERE IS N⧃ P⧃INT IN LIVING IF Y⧃U ARE N⧃T LIVING WHILE Y⧃U D⧃ IT - THE M⧃UNTAIN BEF⧃RE CRASHING HIS TW⧃ WHEELED VEHICIJHVBZVCV GHBN
DIRECT EXAMINATION EXPERT TESTIMONY! i would hazard a guess as to the uncanny valley effect!
A brief lapse in judgment, is all. #Lotus
talking to a dude and my heart genuinely stuttered. so gay that its impacting me medically. this is bullshit.
੯•໒꒱ 8ut wouldn't...we 8e dead..how do we get the money
https://imgchest.com/p/9249ej6j2yn Oldie but a goodie.
the heat is going to do that before i get the chance.
｢megane-san is vexed by many akuma...｣ ｢depression...(´；ω；`)｣ ｢anxiety... (*゜ロ゜)｣ ｢acidu reflux... ｡･(つд`｡)･｡｣ ｢megane-san is so tortured.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: akuma means demons.]
I personally love being sexualized right when I find time to pick up my phone. I've never felt happier. I would post proof of my massive joyful grin but I'm sure someone would post about how they're suddenly extremely into being bitten and marked and expect me to not see it. #nsfw
unfortunately for sentient life, and fortunately for the fish wvwho quivwer in his presence, the dashing and alternate of myself @orphanerdualscar is dowvwn wvwith another gill infection today. or something like that. the point is he's busy. wvwe are important men wvwith important time, not to be wvwasted. this means that is has fallen to my handsome and large shoulders to champion #fishingfriday so wvwhile i wvwill not be hosting an island, i wvwant evweryone to get off your pelvwic sitting basins, put on your wvwading boots and start casting lines. chop cho, cadets and post your catches to #fishingfriday today. i sawvw these beauties belowvw at a human locale- a bait and tackle shop, it is called. i wvwant evwery guppy wvwho sees this post to identify wvwith one of these four stickers and vwote belowvw for wvwhich one you think you are, if you'vwe got the guts to make the fish swvwoon and the wvwomen fear you. you knowvw wvwhat i mean. ♥️ - if i am fishing i am happy ♣️ - wvwtf wvwhere's the fish ♦️ - patience luck and lines all day ♠️ - wvwishing i wvwas fishing https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dfd3653a0575.jpeg
yes of course. just not too much on my newvw look.
X @glaringActuality did you like this because it would be a big payday for you? x
i dont use(dishes) thats the perks of instant meals;
The body. And the ghost is the mind. And they are separate entities according to people smarter than me.
troll wiki page on human anatomy has been edit locked due to vandalism; //no one needs() that much detail on sexual organs;
/| When Was I Supposed To Find Out About The Marchbugs? That Seems Important To Tell! |\
˚.⋆﹏𓊝﹏ I wonder if anyone ever yearns for someone like me.... ⚓︎
if you stick in a reply thread vwith me for more than like twvo responses i havwe to assume its because you vwant me
so is dat a no or
https://forms.gle/2w9FseGAoHseZEcN7 QUESTION: Would you make out with Roxy Lalonde sloppy style ANSWER: What? What. I don't. You want... Of all the preposterous- insufferable- INTENTIONALLY INFLAMMATORY- THIS IS OBVIOUSLY MEANT TO INCITE SOME SORT OF- WHY WOULD YOU EVEN ASK ME THAT? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ANSWER THAT? YOU OBVIOUSLY WANT TO COMPLICATE MY PERFECTLY WHOLESOME FRIENDSHIPS. THIS BORDERS ON SOCIAL SABOTAGE. YOU WANT ME TO SAY SOMETHING TO EMBARRASS MYSELF. WELL, GUESS WHAT, BUCKARONI! NO FUCKING DICE! I BELIEVE YOU WILL FIND AS FAR AS MAINTAINING COMPOSURE GOES, I AM SIMPLY THE BEST THERE IS!!!!!
THIS IS BULLSHIT.
Fair warning to those who flirt with me, I will probably ruin your life. Do what you will with that info.
ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >n0 y0u /\r≡
wait i fucked it up. i need to llearn actuall seer terms. PRETEND I SAID WOE
That w£ continu£ to p£rsist at all is a t£stam£nt to our faith in on£ anoth£r.
I have only ever had correct opinions on Troll Twilight.
bitch i showed him this an he didn't say anythin but like coughed to hide he was laughing.😭😭😭😭 he HATES me. he's NEVER liked me. he's tellin me to put the phone down. h
beau hates me
the fuck what do you mean not compatible what's wrong with my compatibility
@glaringActuality why'd you pity this? :(
I was NOT trying to 8e fatpho8ic I was just making a stupid comment a8out my dead lusus
because i'm not a nonbinary person? i *just* said i was a heterosexual.
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✿ please d❦ n❦𖧧 w𖥧𖧧h 𖧧he 𖧧rees ✿
✿ ❦ur sun 𖥧s usually 𖧧❦❦ much f❦r s❦me plan𖧧-l𖥧fe, s❦ 𖧧hey 𖧧ake 𖥧𖧧 up❦n 𖧧hemselves 𖧧❦ per𖥧❦d𖥧cally m❦ve ❦u𖧧 ❦f 𖧧he way s❦ 𖧧he𖥧r bark 𖥧s n❦𖧧 s❦ br𖥧𖧧𖧧le. 𖧧hey are an 𖥧n𖧧eres𖧧𖥧ng s❦r𖧧 ✿
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! here's my business card. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e5d3c7741e57.png / https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/72b443d535b0.png
TH1S FLUFFY R3D F4BR1C 1S M4K1NG M3 SN33Z3. DR4GONS 4R3 SUPPOS3D TO BLOW F1R3, NOT PHL3GM! >X[
[I'M HIVE NOW BUT OWWW MY BUTT#HEEK HURT$ #$UGGE$TIVE]
maybe it is a failing on my own behalf? to be unable to be funny? god, that kind of should be my whole… thing. i guess things are just not very funny right now. i dunno. blar.
DUE TO THE UNCEASING WAILING. CRYING. PISSING. AND MOANING. OF THE LIGHT THEME FREAKS. I HAVE CHANGED MY COLOR. CONGRATULATIONS. MY IRON WILL. HAS BEEN. FOR THE FIRST AND ONLY TIME. BITCHED AND BENT. IT BASICALLY LOOKS THE SAME. ON THE CORRECT THEME. WHICH IS DARK. SO WHO GIVES A SHIT. DO NOT EXPECT THIS TO HAPPEN AGAIN. I DO NOT BELIEVE IN #DEMOCRACY.
i wvwonder if, after all this change and all this bluster and the newvw sparkle on my rusted old limbs, if it wvwill evwer bring her back to me. i wvwonder if he wvwould approvwe of this, wvwere he to evwer meet me. i havwe the feeling i wvwill nevwer knowvw. maybe i just havwe to hope.
hmmmmmm. i see. this makes more sense to me. i can certainly do that. i knowvw, for example, i like to wvwear fuzzy robes after i showvwer. mindfang once told me i looked like a pansy. sometimes i feel as if i must keep myself awvway from these wvwaters or i wvwill lose wvwho i am, and wvwithout that i wvwill havwe nothing. it's infuriating. it's a shell. i feel too old to molt but i feel choked. ugh.
wvwhat's so hard? wvwhat's so hard? maybe for you this isn't hard at all. maybe you hatched out of your little cocoon a perfectly self actualized person. this is hard. it can't be that easy. just think about it. just call yourself that. wvwhat's hard about it is the crushing wvweight of reconciling evwerything that came before wvwith the asininely simple solution presented to me of "just do wvwhat you are doing nowvw except you magically are this thing nowvw". wvwhat's hard is the feeling of wvwasted time and the shadowvws of relationships torn asunder because i wvwas dreaming in a language i nevwer understood only to be told it's this simple to speak it. not that anyone wvwould havwe listened back then. nevwermind. this anger is getting me nowvwhere. my temper is doing nothing but ruining this. i need to relax. i need to.... be more non binary. i think.
see nowvw this is advwice. strangely, i don't feel it wvwill help at all.
this seems like a fucking prank. perhaps a crock. if i wvwas a lesser man, i'd say it seems like a scam. are you telling me that the key to my true expression is to do evwerything exactly the same and just "think" about it differently? that a simple and asinine twvweak of my "internal perspectivwe" can abate the choking, clawvwing pressure at my neck to keep a straight face or choose a drink i despite just because it's tough? i don't believwe you. better yet, i don't believwe it's that simple. surely not for me.
i got upset. i'm fine nowvw. so. wvwhat. i just sit here and think? i'vwe been doing that all morning. i'm trying to givwe you the benefit of the doubt but this truly does feel like you are trying a blindfold around my eyes and telling me to wvwalk into the sea.
oh. i must havwe dozed off and entered a dream. i am on an "alternian" beach in this earth-c. it isn't the same as home. nevwermind then. crank it wvwithout me. - the orphaner dualscar
"1 already was once young one, they took my pronoun away"
...Human folk kept sendin me messages sayin 'neigh'. Felt.. a bit .... I unno.
haha but not me right babe
Bein an older brother to a kid is all plain and simple until you meet 3 versions of them in one day, and one tries to fight you, one is scared of you, and one asks for a hug.
I've been hiding it pretty well, so it might come as a surprise when I tell you guys that I am deeply mentally unwell.
nvm he in mine now too
they (yall) call me casper because well you know (im not allowed to be called daddy)
※ OBSERVATION: He never grinds up pills to put in mmy food.
It seems you mistake my hates for the normal kind. They are targetted, they are hateful, and they are meant for you.
-<so feel free to start bribing me whenever>-
I H̵̛͍̮͗̿̇͒̇̿̆̔̓͒̀A̸̙̮͈̐̐̑̅͐̄̌̊̋̚Ţ̶̟̮̮̬̺͉͔͉̈́̆̚Ȩ̶͓͎̩̳̙͇̌̀ EVERYTHING.
one day ii wwiill havve 2ucce22fully made the entiire wworld block u2..
Everyone who doesn’t like me does it for fucked up reasons. Like the fact I have wings. Or that I say cloaca sometimes. Or the fact I’m two swords. Or the fact I could beat their dad in a fight.
NOTICE HOW MOST PEOPLE HERE HAVE FUCKED UP VERSIONS AND IMITATIONS OF THEMSELVES? I DON’T. THAT’S BECAUSE I’M INIMITABLE. ANOTHER REASON UPON A PILE OF REASONS FOR A COSTAR BADGE.
god penguins freak me out
THE FACT YOU BELIEVE SUCH TRIFLES TO BE RELEVANT IS YOUR OWN DEFICIENCY, NOT MINE.
We don't need cupcakes, or poems, or tea I only need you to love me!
would i be standing there if you did would you still look if i was
3> Okay now my piss tastes like fanta. #OrangePrideWorldWide <3
I know that guy’s Beforan but I think I’d rather be drowned in my own cleaning fluid than have a single conversation with him #vaguepost ‧₊˚🧹
oH, uH, hI, i GUESS IT MAKES SENSE THAT YOU'D BE ON HERE TOO, bUT I WASN'T REALLY EXPECTING MY FIRST REPLY TO BE FROM YOU, vRISKA, bUT MAYBE, mY EXPECTATIONS SHOULD HAVE BEEN A LITTLE MORE EXPECTANT,
CONCERNEd my alternate self may be of similar bum Potential to my dESCENdANT. Much to worry about.
i dont fuck with flamingos those things go straight to hell
Grrrr
YES YAY YOU A REAL ONE
YOU MISUNDERSTAND, AMPORA. I CARE VERY LITTLE ABOUT YOU IN PARTICULAR. ALL TROLLS ARE SLIME.
It turns out, when you are suddenly down a level on the hierarchy of needs, you forget about external goals until a couple nights later........
☆*: .｡.NVM, it's just ★n✪ther suicid★l fre★k th★t thinks we w★nt t✪ see th★t live ✪n screen. Where's the dr★m★, where's the fl★ir, where's the little je-ne-s★is-qu✪i!!! We're n✪t ★n ★ssisted-suicide kind★ sh✪w, l★dies ★nd gents!! We're ★ qu★dr★nt-friendly, chill frid★y night live murder-t★lent sh✪w!!! GET IT RIGHT!!!! g✪t my h✪pes up f✪r n✪thing, sigh #suicide #l★me-✪.｡.:*☆
I didn't think Kratom would make me this itchy. Also, my keyboard is skipping keys. #substance
need one trillion kult by tomorroe or else
im tryin 2 get better for da pple i care baout. ok.
BECAUSE I CAN ONLY MENTALLY HANDLE ONE OF THAT FUCKER AND NOT 5
౿ᓕ ̤Ꜥ·⦣ eheh aww i cant do that, i like livin! just sometimes i need to die for a bit for my safety
i want to make it in this crazy world
too perverted for the normies not perverted enough for the real perverts how am i supposed to make it in this crazy world?
I don't even have the energy to dunk on the meatgrippers tonight. Just imagine I'm making fun of you today, okay?
ion even needa be papped anyMMore that’s what the #substances are for
no. you told me to fuck off. <:B
D4MN 1T. 1'LL G3T 1T.
>>>(Just) a reflection of a reflection
final thou6ht of the ni6ht: i love men i love women i love enbies i love... probably way more than any folks ou6hta love me.
i dont think my therapist is actuly good at thier job
W£ don’t hav£ anything to talk about anymor£. £v£ry combination of words has b££n play£d out. Th£ atoms don’t form us anymor£.
Sorry guys I blacked out.
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「I miss Rankmaid.」
Hi again. I've been folding my laundry for three hours.
[ >THE WIZARD FUCKING HATES SUDDEN CHANGE *MY POWERS THROW EVERYTHING ACROSS THE ROOM* *THE WIZARD STARTS SCREAMING BECAUSE ITS SURROUNDINGS ARE SUDDENLY CHANGED*_ ]
not if its YURI
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: cant not okay??? but you mother fuck:ng mother fuckers never mother fuck:ng |_:sten!
Question marks? (???)
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OBJECTION! i thought it would be cool & we could play tmtg but she said no so i'm mad.
WHY ARE THERE TWO (⒉) OF YOU NOW? Is this Your Alt? Is this the PURPORTED EVIL DOPPELGANGER coming to light?
˚.⋆﹏𓊝﹏ Am I still m' own troll...? Even if 'm an alternate of one main template...? ⚓︎
1 DON'T W4NT TO D34L W1TH 4N 3V1L T3R3Z1 PYROP3.
I miss the Jades frøm my cavern, Chittr. I miss them a łøt. I’łł be back.
is it weird the best i've felt lately is from talking about how much i hate myself with someone
"Casper you can't say things like that! Hemofaking will get you KILLED." Baby, being a burgundy will get me killed. Shut up.
if you call me au casper i will start throwing up everywhere FIRST GOD!CASPER, NOW BEFORAN CASPER? LMFAO
POINT OF ORDER! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
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ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >R0m/\n《 ≡ !s yu《 ky >!gn0r≡ th!s 《 h!tt !m try!ng t0 g/\sl!ght mys≡lf
another week another successful pity+mediate scratch combo. i am the best shelter dog ever.
highbloods.better.than.lowbloods.or.something.my.pusher.isn't.in.it.today