♦ pitied by @glaringActuality
I understand being a God and all, rig)(t? Like. Okay! I am t)(e Witc)( of LIF-E! W)(y are we writing crazy fanfiction about me and putting me on body pillows and stuff. 38/
ᐖ I BIT A HOLW IN MY SHRIT ᐛ
OBJECTION! YOU DON'T GET TO RESPOND. MOTION TO STRIKE OFFENDING TESTIMONY FROM THE RECORD.
Everyone should tell me their favorite thing about me, Casper Cooper, and do irreparable things to my ego.
ha\/ing multiples of yourself sounds like hell the concept of there e\/er being a prime \/ersion of me that isn't me would break me
Nah, I'm pretty confidently a man.
Every iteration of Trycks is literally so fun
My time in recent days has been spent watching the Outdoor Boys and musing to myself about how I could absolutely do that, to every impressive thing he does, while knowing full well I could not.
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘: @glaringactuality if Asked, Trycks — Filigree Hallowen, Esq., Actually, Unless You're Encountering Her In The Uniquely Casual Environment Of Social Media, Or Are One Of Its Small Prongful Of Friends — Is Entirely Willing To Admit That There Are Things He Doesn't Know. Star Is Not Particularly Fond Of The Fact, But Knowing Literally Everything Is A Blatantly Impossible Endeavor, And It Would Be A Little Silly To Bluff About. sev Would, However, Immediately Add A Caveat That She Does Know Everything That Particularly Matters. beyond The Obvious Bravado Of The Statement, Even In A Genuine Enough Mood To Read That Onto The Record With A "just About" Or "probably" Thrown In There Rather Than A Simply-stated Point Of Order Or Smug Disclaimer, There Is A Lingering Understanding That This Is (blatantly) Impossible. But Beneath That, At The Innermost Layer, Trycks (you May As Well Be One Of Its Friends) Thinks This Is More True Than Not. It Certainly Feels True. trycks Knows Just About Everything There Is To Know About Troll Magic: The Gathering, Everything That Matters About Practicing Legislaceration In Stars Jurisdiction, And Has All Sorts Of Interesting Trivia To Share About All Sorts Of Things… Alright, Maybe It Would Be More Efficient To List Things That Matter That Trycks Doesn't Know. 1. There Is A Space Station Orbiting The Surface Of The Harsh Alternian Sun. the Alternian Empire Has Been Conducting A Series Of Expirements On A Series Of Stars, But This Was The Most Important For A List Of Reasons That Someone Unimportant Had To Notarize. The Experiments Themselves Don't Actually Matter, But The Fallout Certainly Does. 2. There Is A Reactor Core On That Station. this Is Where Things Get Dicey. That Reactor Core Uses The Psionic Energy Of Dozens Of Helmsmen To Collect Power From The Sun's Core And Convert It Into Enriched Uranium, Which Is Then Used To Power The Station And Shipped To Imperial Outposts On The Homeplanet And Every Violet-class Vessel In The Quadrant. 3. Two Perigrees Ago, This Timeline Split Off From The Alpha Timeline. for Trycks - Who, Let The Record Reflect, Is Agnostic To The Concept Of Sgrub And Not Very Interested In It At All - This Has Had Very Minimal Impact On Sevens Life. But While Most Doomed Timelines Simply Collapse And Wither Over Time, This One Will Go Out With A Bang. 4. Two Perigrees Ago, The Firewall On The Station Systems Broke Down. this Was The Beginning Of A Chain Of Events That Will Lead To The Premature Death Of Every Star In This Universe, Starting With The One Orbited By Alternia. Even Now, Top Scientists In A Very Discreet Branch Of The Imperial Fleet's Bureau Of Astrophysics Are Trying To Analyze The Potential Consequences The Imminent First Pseudo-supernova Will Have On The Rest Of The Immediate Surrounding Galaxy. They're Trying To Find A Version Of Events Where The Supernovae Are Containable, Where Not Everything Will Be Destroyed. suicide Rates Among The Imperial Fleet's Bureau Of Astrophysics Have Begun To Spike, And Will Reach 87.5% In The Coming Sweep Before Stabilizing At A Solid 30% Up Until The Very End, When The Last Stragglers All Get Very Drunk Together On A Meteor Base With A Perfect View. per Protocol, The Mother Grub Has Already Been Discreetly Escorted Off Planet. Issuing The Order To Do So Simultaneously Felt Like Giving Up And Being Completely Naive. 5. Trycks, And Everyone Else On The Planet Of Alternia, Has Somewhere Between Six And Twelve Minutes Left To Live. some Will Boil In The Sopor Of Their Recuperacoons, And Most Of Those Will Awaken To Feel It. Some Are Deep Enough Underwater Or Underground To Survive The First Several Waves Of Overwhelming Nuclear Heat, But The Planet Itself Will Be Entirely Incinerated Very Shortly After. The Atmosphere Itself Will Catch Ablaze, First, A Fascinating Visual Spectacle For The Handful Of Individuals With A Good View From Far Enough Away That They'll Live Long Enough To See It. * that List Could Stretch On Much Longer - Trycks Would Certainly Prefer That If Such A List Be Defined At All It At Least Ends At Lucky Number Seven - But It's Dishonest To, In The Face Of The End Of All Things, Consider Anything Else At All To Matter. the Trolls Who Would Leak Any Real Information From The Particularly Discreet Branch Of The Bureau Of Astrophysics Are Cut Off At The Pass And Made An Example Of In Front Of Their Peers. civilian Astronomers, However, Have Also Noticed The Shift In Color Of The Sun And What Appears To Be Some Type Of Rapid Expansion. These Civilians — Hobbyists, Really — Have Tried To Warn Other Trolls Out Of The Kindness Of Their Pusher And In The Desperate Hope Someone Can Prove Them Wrong. Well, Trycks Knows Better Than To Look At The Sun, Has Never Bothered To Invest In The Sort Of Equipment That Would Be Required To Do It Safely, And Trusts The Alternian Empire To At Least Vaguely Have Its People's Best Interests At Heart. And The Empire Has Been Summarily Executing The Trolls Publicly Spreading Those Rumors, And Their Respective Online Presences Are All Completely Scrubbed Within Minutes. So It Must Be Nothing. star Is Trying Not To Worry About It. After All, Really, If The Sun Was Going To Do Something Weird, Surely She Would Know. surely. trycks Is Walking Home From Work. It Took The Train In Tonight Instead Of Driving, Figuring That The Weather Was Pleasant Enough To Warrant It. (the Night Is Unseasonably Bright, Even This Close To Dusk). there Are A Handful Of Other People On The Sidewalk, And Most Seem Nervous In A Way That Trycks Quietly Looks Down On Them For. She Enjoys A Smug Sense Of Comparative Dignity By Straightening Sevens Back And Hardening Its Face. then The Sky Washes Impossibly, Blindingly Blue, And There's No More Room For Denial. Or Dignity. Or A Brave Face At The End. Only A Belated, Distant-seeming Realization With No Time To Process It. everyone Dies Alone, Metaphorically. Trycks Is About To Do So Literally: Staring Up At The Sky In Numbness That Gives Way To Abject Horror, Accompanied By Nothing But The Screams Of The Other Nearby Trolls Trying To Flee From The World Around Them. It Stands Stone-still In The Cacophany As The Surrounding Trolls Attempt To Get Indoors, Underground, Anywhere At All. there Isn't Time To Get To His Hive, Or To Anyone Else's. Trycks, So Rarely Struck Dumb, And Perhaps Never Before This Ever Struck Speechless, Does Not Have The Wherewithal Of Mind To Open His Palmhusk And Say Goodbye. To Decide Between Texting As Many Loved Ones As Possible Or Focusing Everything On Calling Just One. To Do Anything But Stare Through Tears. trycks Looks Up At The Sky. trycks Looks Up At The Sky. trycks Looks Up At The Sky. it Still Doesn't Feel Real. Then She Experiences Warmth. Unpleasant, Unnatural After A Beautiful Night Of Cool Breezes. Then Painful. Then Very Painful. trycks Looks Up At The Sky. then Those Tears Boil And His Gazebulbs Pop, Burning The Sockets With Melted Viscera. Things End Pretty Quickly After That. suicide-mention, Gore-mention oh My. 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗 ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀
Tried mind beam on an underling and I think I gave it a psychic lobotomy. @malleablePersonage Thoughts?
-- yesterdaysPacifist [YP] is now tomorrowsTragedy [TT]! --
Had a meeting. She is not happy with me either, but I don't remember asking her if I cared. She acts like she's so wise, the apex of self-preservation. It wasn't a physical fight this time. Just. An angry woman. By all accounts, she is me. She looks so much like our mother. Even has the disappointed look down. She asked me how many times will it be before I learn my lesson. How much of myself will I sacrifice, and I asked how many times will it take for things to finally be okay? She broke my nose. Cracked my jaw. Left me in the nothing. Told me she was going to fix things. So here we are. #violence
You would think that SBURB/SGRUB/the fucking Game would know better than to give the asshole of all time direct access to the soul signatures of the twenty-seven people he tricked into playing the fucking game but ANYTHING TO GET A UNIVERSE MADE I FUCKING GUESS?
calling it. i could let it keep on keeping on, but i think wved all be happier (besides meenah) if meenahs the one wvho movwes on this round. trust me. next up. wvell, vwe already savw wvhy you should vwote for either candidate. jane crocker up against the handmaid. #cronusbabeoff! bouncy, bodacious, a real boss bitch, janey crocker herself! the maid wvith the most, shes got plenty of junk in her trunk, and the business acumen to buy you out if you hawve anything bad to say about it. dont think just because shes a life player shes a healslut. she, uhh... she scares me. and then wvevwe got the handmaid, alternias vwhore-er, the shame of beforus, servwant of time and friend o mine! wvhat a wvoman! you wvant some timestop? shes got you cowvered. time clones? easy. you vwanna get covwered? shes got you covwered. and the #contraptions. oh the contraptions. and the #doohickeys. phewv. she, uhh... she scares me. lifemaid wvs handmaid, let the wvoting begin! #nsfwv <3 or <> for janey <3< or c3< for handy
one of the be⚡︎t part⚡︎ of walking alternia proper again? the food and you might ⚡︎ay, "kali, gho⚡︎t⚡︎ don't have to eat!" and to that i ⚡︎ay loaded nacho⚡︎ :)
Well. That happened to someone we know
gettin jiggy CANCELLED he said no an said to soak in the tub #nsfw #not-nsfw;(
this still beats the one time i got snagged down there climbin a fence i'll tell you that
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ Imagine how they must feel about the ranges of variance in our blood colors. ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ They have only the one. ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅
forgot to close a parenthesis and nowwww spirits enter mmmme like a wwwwaterslide
B33 < nyawn? is that one B33 < one part of me is catgirl pun expurrt but the other part is trying to make sure the puns arent too too silly B33 < like a little bit of silly B33 < silly to the extent youd let your pet kitty get befur deciding its too rowdy and throwing its furry behind in the bathroom with a snack and closing the door
Sometimes I just post shit like "hmm" and then go offline for 6 hours
~~~i dunnQ hQw many trQlls actually read a versiQn Qf the clQwn bible but..sQme Qf this stuff is hella deep.~~~
...bitches (pitchuationship) hate me for my swag (purring so loudly when he tries to insult me)...
don.t play peggle deluxe. that shit nearly bricked my husktop.
I LOOK AWFUL. YOU’RE LOSING POINTS RIGHT NOW.
prsk full combos dont even hit() the same anymore;
its too bad that troll will toledo died() in the supernova i wanted(to see(him live));
{r} https://img.umapoi.moe/trainer_card.png?umaId=narita_taishin&extraversion=0&agreeableness=0&conscientiousness=1&emotional_stability=0&openness=1&umatism=8 {/r} umapoi personality quiz says(im narita taishin); // cute :) https://s.umapoi.moe/aWD7uH
Y-o-o-u ever feel like sl-o-o-wly but surely all -o-o-f y-o-o-ur friends are falling victim t-o-o- the same, -o-o-therwise invisible, malady that n-o-o- -o-o-ne really wants t-o-o- talk ab-o-o-ut t-o-o--o-o- l-o-o-udly? N-o-o-? Just me?
I've got that DOG in me. *curls ↑ on the ground* *★ts whimpering*
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You would not believe the first thing I saw upon opening Chittr for the first time in hours.
This is my #distraction post I didn’t have anything else to say.
3> I hate dogs, and I have a burning hatred for Jade Harley, but not in a kismesist way. I wouldn't want to kiss her ugly buckteeth, anyways. <3
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This novell is drawing tears from mine eyes. This does not happen often...
I was not always a gladiator~. I used to serve as a Ruffiannihilator in Her Imperious Condescension's glorious army, adventuring across the galaxy, slaying foul beasts and conquering worlds in her beautiful and terrifying name~! But then I took an arrow to the nub~. #MyLore
[$OB $OB $OB $OB #$AD]
Hell9. My ap9l9gies f9r the 9dd chitts as a result 9f my acti9ns last night. It will happen again.
SIIIGGGGGHHHH WHATS A GIRL GOTTA DO TO GET A DATE!!!!!
My color is a less eye searing green now. Do you guys forgive me for being a highlighter for that long?
♯why is there ♯two ♯caspers
Despite everything, It's Still You.
i feel like i should have asked karkat or dave to come with. the beach experience is kind of sad when you realize it's just yourself. or maybe vris would have liked this.
Be honest guys, am I a bitch?
i think if i had bigger tits itd be llike. the straw that broke the desertbeasts back type situation. my posture polle allready is in constant pain. i dont need to add onto that. think im good with my barelly above nothing amount #suggestive i guess tho its just biollogy
Why is there two Trycks
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ther are bno cheater2 allowed ibn my hive.
OBJECTION! this is entirely too many words to express "this corpse is a pathetic waste of space with no backbone or grit".
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒊⒉ — @glaringActuality Trycks Treats WARNING: #LONG … Wait a minute, haven’t we already DONE Trycks Treats? YES! WE HAVE! But this is a DIFFERENT TRYCKS. This one (⒈)… is DEAD. (CROWD GASP!) (Is saying Dead insensitive? Geese, I hope not. Existentially challenged? Unalive? No, unalive is dumb. What is this, Newspeak on a Budget?) This blog will be a little different than the others: I want to begin with JUXTAPOSING THE TRYCKSES before delving into who Dead Trycks is. (For that, I want to politely redirect you to PART ⒈⒏ OF THIS WINDINGLY-LONG SERIES TO REFRESH YOURSELF ON WHAT WE’RE DEALING WITH HERE.) You’d think there wouldn’t be differences to point out, but this couldn’t be any Further from the Truth. I also append this with a Hypothesis and an Offer extended to all of my Dead Chittrers. If YOU, TOO, ARE NO LONGER ON THE LIVING PLANE, please stick around to hearread what I have in store. With that out of the way, let’s Take A Gander at Trycks Treats! (CROWD CHEER!!) i. THE THESPIAN To quickly recap, Trycks Treats, at her culmination, struggles with who she is behind the Stage Curtains. Trycks, irrespective of the VERSION YOU’RE LOOKING AT, is not comfortable with the absence of its mask; more than that, sevs ROLE in society. It’s easier to be defined by the world than having to come to that conclusion yourself, and I think Trycks (Dead) attests to that. To keep it Short, Sweet, and Easy on the Bulbs: the Trycks you know here is dead. Literally. But I do also mean this figuratively, in the way that the legislacerating front has been long shed. OK, LOOK, I’m not saying that sev is a COMPLETELY different person now. Think of it as a divergence from the CORE OF TRYCKS——at least, the One (⒈) We All Know. ★ is a BAD END that emerged from the grave to bombard you with a Grimterestboard Menagerie of Emojis and GOOD VIBEZ. Trycks is diametrically opposed to the one we know in a way that has you straightening on your chair and wondering WHAT WENT ✕✕✕? Not because of the Tragedy sev has faced, but the fact that suddenly, sev has capsized sevs OWN IDENTITY. No longer loud and bombastic, but adopting a quieter policy, not simply in cadence alone. Relax, put your pods ↑ and float idly in the lazy river that is the REST OF YOUR DEATH. It sure is easy being dead. Trycks has abandoned just about everything that made him a HARDWORKER to pursue a simpler life, an Easy One, in his words. No more acting, →? Not really. The (metaphorical) Thespian isn’t dead. That title still rings true in the Grand Scheme Of Things. Because you find that, where the vacancy opens, a new pretence occ↑ies its space. ★ takes on the FOREVER VACATION mindset, a place where all your qualms go to rest. You can indulge and keep indulging without pause like the Hedonist you are. But this in itself is still another front he wears. There’s little ingenuity in that, no matter what it tells you. Having said that, allow me to posit my first conclusion: The Vacation is a Lie. ii. THE FLAMINGO Wait. The Vacation is a LIE?! (Plot Twist!) (I Don’t Mean This Literally!) (But The Vacation Means Something!) (Metaphorically!) I mean, if the grass is so good on the other side, surely there’s no need to JUMP THE FENCE to mingle with the Living Locals. Wouldn’t that make you feel worse? Surely one (⒈) understands the hierarchical dichotomy that is ALIVE VS DEAD? Simply put, Trycks has reached out as a way of feeling less isolated in the Afterlife, striking conversations with people she once knew, and lingering over them like the smell of perfume. Perhaps the truth is as it believes: it interacts with others to sate its boredom and catch ↑ with old friends. If you asked me, it’s even more selfish. It’s Desperation. It’s REFUSAL that death is forever. Because reaching out wasn’t the cure, but the symptom. The plight of the DEAD, I find, is the fact that your mind doesn’t die. Maybe it diminishes over time, but it never truly ceases. The worst part is, the fallout is happening → in front of us. Let’s face it: the replacement of the act was never the point. In the pursuit of being opposite to his ideals, he has become a caricature of himself. A statement that bleeds into what she is and isn’t at the same time: someone who can only function in hiding, and someone pretends they don't. One layer has to be under another in order not to topple over completely. Relaxation veils desperation. It’s all to distance sevenself from the glaring actuality: sev is dead, and there is little sev can do about it. That’s why it’s easier to call death a vacation from responsibility, given that you no longer have anything to do. HOWEVER, Trycks is grounded by activity, the thrill of HAVING SOMETHING TO DO. This isn’t any different for this edition. Even if it proclaims the CALM LIFE IS THE BETTER DEATH, that desire to be active isn’t lost on it. Rather, it’s morphed into a sort of stagnancy, a foist into untimely retirement. All this knowledge has become worthless since there’s no case to defend. The flamingo, above all else, represents balance and its loss. Someone (⒈) as well-spoken and argumentative as Trycks Treats having all their talents become obsolete can leave you with a deepening ache, especially for someone who lives for the crowd. What happens when the curtains fall on you? I understand how harrowing it is to lose your own life, thus being thrown off your life’s Trajectory. The flamingo is dead. But the flamingo also represents Fantasy. A Clumsy Escape. The cloying taste of pink in your mouth that makes your tract sick. A dead flamingo is still pink. You still have something to look at. OK, OK, I’M DONE WITH THE ANALOGY. The point is, all of this has been a crafted COPING MECHANISM, disconnected complacency only a front to the real grief he hides from. When you are removed from all that you know, you turn belly-side ↑, and it’s NOT for a moontan. For what it’s worth, I’m sorry for everything you had to endure. I can understand why you cling to the #CHILLMODE Refrain——you aren’t ready to let go yet. The clever adapt, and you are doing exactly that; shifting to your situation and looking for the best opportunity. But this isn’t your destination either. Don’t think it is. You are a person who ♥s to feel like they’re winning. This HASN’T CHANGED: you’ve tried to best your circumstances by taking your death as an ABSOLUTE WIN. YOU CANNOT STAND THE FEELING OF BEING BEATEN. The problem is, you’re already at the end of the finishing line. You don’t have to keep running. Not from your issues, not from your grief, not from who you are. 🗨 to someone, even yourself. (The living version of you.) I mean, no one can understand you Better Than Trycks Treats, and yet you continually poke fun at him. Try to Know who You Are and what to do next, even if it means peeling away at everything. Find the fundamentals. You have all eternity to do so. When you’re ready, the truth you’re looking for will finally blossom. (SUSPECTED CLASSPECT: ROGUE OF VOID? An interesting case. TRYCKS HAS INVERTED! This doesn’t mean ★ has turned from the light. It’s the opposite. The BASK OF KNOWLEDGE has become FEAR OF THE UNKNOWN. What am I meant to do? I don’t want to go. I had everything figured out, once. The fear of being nothing but a shadow of what it once was. This is why he’s here, trying to make his presence as known as possible. This is a fear she will grow into and ultimately harness as her own strength.) ADDENDUM: PIXELLATION + AN OFFER So it has been SECONDHANDEDLY PROVEN that there is LIFE AFTER DEATH, and it isn’t as Nice as you think. You don’t get the privilege to die forever, only exist in a different medium. I don’t think anyone 🗨s about the horrors of living in a limbo painted as The End. We can see here that it isn’t necessarily PEACEFUL beyond the CHILLAXING OVERTONES. If anything, it’s TERRIFYING. You’re alone, wandering, and expected to melt away for the rest of eternity. You aren't ready to call it quits, you had a whole LIFE ahead of you! Like pixels on a screen that keeps shrinking. A face you can’t entirely make out anymore. There was an art piece here ← to admire. It’s for that reason I want to extend the possibility of a private interview session for those from the AFTERLIFE. Think of it as a way to examine, sympathize, and preserve you + your memories in these trying times. I’d like to hear things from YOUR side and see if we can make your circumstances a little Easier. Does that make this an impromptu therapy session? Well, I’m not Certified, but I can Sure Try! (Rhyme) Anywhom. You should Follow Trycks Treats… NOW! I’m gonna get a Move On with these interview questions. SEE YOU IN THE NEXT ONE! #gandertag
I wish someone (⒈) Told Me This Sooner.
trying to figure out rollerskating and i keep falling on my ass. safe to say i am basically really awesome at this and don't even need to continue trying.
I just really like ravens and crows.
RESPONSE ON THOSE GROUNDS! CAN YOU FUCK OFF I AM TALKING TO MY FRIEND
i dont even have a middle name
Is that another fucked up Scratch on the dash? Can we have one day where the shit is normal weird and not cosmic weird? PLEASE?
Normal weird, as in: I'm pretty sure they're courting each other in a way that will make me find it cute and endearing in the long run. THAT'S normal weird.
Like if he showed up right now I would put a hand up and be lik I do not have time for your fuck shit Lycaon Rori's about to slob his knob for real #nsfw i guess
Good morning, good day, and good evening, residents of the bubbles and beyond! :B Traveler's log number... whatever! You won't believe what @galootTyrranicide and I are doing right now. This intrepid pair of roaming buddies are on a HUG PARADE for the next forty-eight hours, and our pace is set to FORWARD MARCH. If you happen to cross our path, prepare yourself for a LOVING EMBRACE. Errr. Friendlystyle! ... But we're discovering in real time that just because we SAY we are going to hug everyone we happen upon, it does not actually invoke more company onto your path. Sometimes I think we must really be out in the dreamboonies. These bubbles are thinly settled at best, and usually only with consorts! :( ... So if you know how to navigate the bubbles any better than these hapless adventurers, come give us a holler! Wait, and a squeeze! XB Toodle-oo!
[I JU$T REALIZED I HAVEN'T TOLD MY P$Y#HOLOGI$T ABOUT MY MAJOR TRAUMA??? #WHAT???? #WOOP$!]
why do both of my roommates have(profile badges) now // what does al's even mean();
Wait, why is there so many alternates of my cloistermates?? But I have not seen a single version of me...
🔍 _-_-_- Hyp⌕thetically, that means I died, and that is scary. _-_-_-
🔍 _-_-_- Thank y⌕u f⌕r answering my very hyp⌕thetical questi⌕n that is n⌕t at all based in reality, and I am n⌕t freaking ⌕ut ab⌕ut dying and c⌕ming back fr⌕m the dead as s⌕me s⌕rta spirit. CAuse gh⌕sts aren't real and GHHSDKJLHHSHDHGSGD _-_-_-
apolgy for bad alternian where were u when digital penguin appreciation society die i was at hive eating nacho cheese triangular flavor chips when palmhusk ring "digital penguin appreciation society is kil" "no"
i do have to say that im not actuallly crown heir yet since i havent dueled the rest of the striders here to death yet and i just made a blatant grab for power and it WORKED
OH MY G8888888888888888DDDDDDDD I NEED A MATESPRIT
A little slappy, make daddy happy.
DON'T LET THE PANTSUITS AND PIXIE CUTS FOOL YOU.
HOT ON THE RADAR: @blackliquidSorrow ♥ @glaringActuality I don't think it's a coincidence they've both posted about: Lawyers
this just in live at the scene robots can in fact be left dizzy and useless
⧃ I will never make a joke again. =o
⧃ This is what being silly gets you. =o
I was QUITE ceremoniously invited to appear on the next episode of Rumble! After clearing my schedule, having the garments for the event custom-tailored, and hauling myself all the way down to the Patch, it was only after physically climbing into the ring that I discovered that we CANNOT proceed. Because someone (@golgothasTerror) couldn't hit me. Or even stage-hit me. Or even convincingly raise his fist to me. We tried for over an hour. I thought he was going to toss his cookies from sheer stress at one point. We cut the line on that catch when he began to sizzle and glow. I suppose I ought to find it sweet, but I'm moreso inconvenienced by the way I am squeezed into this MINUSCULE leather getup with nowhere to take it. :|
After playiing a whole lot of Miiii Gunner iin 2uper 2ma2h Bro2 Ultiimate, II have learned that they are the be2t fuckiing character iin the game becau2e you can play a2 your2elf. II fuckiing 2olo Bow2er, Mariio, Luiigii, Bayonetta, Lucariio, Mewtwo... thii2 ii2 the biigge2t ego boo2t iive had iin 2weep2.
I didnt think you would r£ally ch£ck.
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ wHy iS... mY QuIrK NōŌōŌō7... wŌōŌōŌrKiNg?...
if you ever have a moment where you feel like nobody believes in you, remember this i do, matriarch valvia believes in you :)
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TW: #Jimmy6uffett
-- this users palmhusk has been crushed by a falling anwvil! --
They're (idk) saying that I'm (Casper) him (Casper). Could mean anything.
｢eto... konnichiwa, minasan! ahhh~ (^-^; this waifuification is a little chigau! σ(^_^;) keke~ megane-san didn't initially keikaku to make a tricky-chan @glitteringAcuity post but... gyaahh~!! (゜゜;)＼(--;) someone asked megane to! neeiht-san had to listen! (O.O)y-~ it kyudn't be helped! (((・・;) syooo.... this waifu is an epic bengoshi, using sūpājasutisufanbasshu to beat off (nyaht like that, silly! (ФωФ) kekeke~) her teki in the courto! (；・ω・) megane-san doesn't really care about court dramas, butttt... nyeehhh~ (；^∀^) it's okie, i guess!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: chigua means different! as in... uwu, what's this! owo, megane didn't expect it! keikaku means plan. d(^ー^d) bengoshi means courtlady, a legislacerator! sūpājasutisufanbasshu means SUPER JUSTICE FAN BASH!!! trickortreat-chan's signature move! up up down down left right left right, kyahhhh!! teki means enemies.]
OH·SO·THis·IS·PRAISE·THAT·YOV·DIVVY·OVT·LIBERALLY
੯•໒꒱ show me the physicsss
THERE IS N⧃ P⧃INT IN LIVING IF Y⧃U ARE N⧃T LIVING WHILE Y⧃U D⧃ IT - THE M⧃UNTAIN BEF⧃RE CRASHING HIS TW⧃ WHEELED VEHICIJHVBZVCV GHBN
DIRECT EXAMINATION EXPERT TESTIMONY! i would hazard a guess as to the uncanny valley effect!
A brief lapse in judgment, is all. #Lotus
talking to a dude and my heart genuinely stuttered. so gay that its impacting me medically. this is bullshit.
੯•໒꒱ 8ut wouldn't...we 8e dead..how do we get the money
https://imgchest.com/p/9249ej6j2yn Oldie but a goodie.
the heat is going to do that before i get the chance.
｢megane-san is vexed by many akuma...｣ ｢depression...(´；ω；`)｣ ｢anxiety... (*゜ロ゜)｣ ｢acidu reflux... ｡･(つд`｡)･｡｣ ｢megane-san is so tortured.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: akuma means demons.]
I personally love being sexualized right when I find time to pick up my phone. I've never felt happier. I would post proof of my massive joyful grin but I'm sure someone would post about how they're suddenly extremely into being bitten and marked and expect me to not see it. #nsfw
unfortunately for sentient life, and fortunately for the fish wvwho quivwer in his presence, the dashing and alternate of myself @orphanerdualscar is dowvwn wvwith another gill infection today. or something like that. the point is he's busy. wvwe are important men wvwith important time, not to be wvwasted. this means that is has fallen to my handsome and large shoulders to champion #fishingfriday so wvwhile i wvwill not be hosting an island, i wvwant evweryone to get off your pelvwic sitting basins, put on your wvwading boots and start casting lines. chop cho, cadets and post your catches to #fishingfriday today. i sawvw these beauties belowvw at a human locale- a bait and tackle shop, it is called. i wvwant evwery guppy wvwho sees this post to identify wvwith one of these four stickers and vwote belowvw for wvwhich one you think you are, if you'vwe got the guts to make the fish swvwoon and the wvwomen fear you. you knowvw wvwhat i mean. ♥️ - if i am fishing i am happy ♣️ - wvwtf wvwhere's the fish ♦️ - patience luck and lines all day ♠️ - wvwishing i wvwas fishing https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dfd3653a0575.jpeg
yes of course. just not too much on my newvw look.
X @glaringActuality did you like this because it would be a big payday for you? x
i dont use(dishes) thats the perks of instant meals;
The body. And the ghost is the mind. And they are separate entities according to people smarter than me.
troll wiki page on human anatomy has been edit locked due to vandalism; //no one needs() that much detail on sexual organs;
/| When Was I Supposed To Find Out About The Marchbugs? That Seems Important To Tell! |\
˚.⋆﹏𓊝﹏ I wonder if anyone ever yearns for someone like me.... ⚓︎
if you stick in a reply thread vwith me for more than like twvo responses i havwe to assume its because you vwant me
i am working(); // unfortunately;
so is dat a no or
https://forms.gle/2w9FseGAoHseZEcN7 QUESTION: Would you make out with Roxy Lalonde sloppy style ANSWER: What? What. I don't. You want... Of all the preposterous- insufferable- INTENTIONALLY INFLAMMATORY- THIS IS OBVIOUSLY MEANT TO INCITE SOME SORT OF- WHY WOULD YOU EVEN ASK ME THAT? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ANSWER THAT? YOU OBVIOUSLY WANT TO COMPLICATE MY PERFECTLY WHOLESOME FRIENDSHIPS. THIS BORDERS ON SOCIAL SABOTAGE. YOU WANT ME TO SAY SOMETHING TO EMBARRASS MYSELF. WELL, GUESS WHAT, BUCKARONI! NO FUCKING DICE! I BELIEVE YOU WILL FIND AS FAR AS MAINTAINING COMPOSURE GOES, I AM SIMPLY THE BEST THERE IS!!!!!
THIS IS BULLSHIT.
Fair warning to those who flirt with me, I will probably ruin your life. Do what you will with that info.
ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >n0 y0u /\r≡
wait i fucked it up. i need to llearn actuall seer terms. PRETEND I SAID WOE
That w£ continu£ to p£rsist at all is a t£stam£nt to our faith in on£ anoth£r.
I have only ever had correct opinions on Troll Twilight.
bitch i showed him this an he didn't say anythin but like coughed to hide he was laughing.😭😭😭😭 he HATES me. he's NEVER liked me. he's tellin me to put the phone down. h
beau hates me
the fuck what do you mean not compatible what's wrong with my compatibility
@glaringActuality why'd you pity this? :(
I was NOT trying to 8e fatpho8ic I was just making a stupid comment a8out my dead lusus
because i'm not a nonbinary person? i *just* said i was a heterosexual.
✿ please d❦ n❦𖧧 w𖥧𖧧h 𖧧he 𖧧rees ✿
✿ ❦ur sun 𖥧s usually 𖧧❦❦ much f❦r s❦me plan𖧧-l𖥧fe, s❦ 𖧧hey 𖧧ake 𖥧𖧧 up❦n 𖧧hemselves 𖧧❦ per𖥧❦d𖥧cally m❦ve ❦u𖧧 ❦f 𖧧he way s❦ 𖧧he𖥧r bark 𖥧s n❦𖧧 s❦ br𖥧𖧧𖧧le. 𖧧hey are an 𖥧n𖧧eres𖧧𖥧ng s❦r𖧧 ✿
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! here's my business card. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e5d3c7741e57.png / https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/72b443d535b0.png
TH1S FLUFFY R3D F4BR1C 1S M4K1NG M3 SN33Z3. DR4GONS 4R3 SUPPOS3D TO BLOW F1R3, NOT PHL3GM! >X[
[I'M HIVE NOW BUT OWWW MY BUTT#HEEK HURT$ #$UGGE$TIVE]
maybe it is a failing on my own behalf? to be unable to be funny? god, that kind of should be my whole… thing. i guess things are just not very funny right now. i dunno. blar.
DUE TO THE UNCEASING WAILING. CRYING. PISSING. AND MOANING. OF THE LIGHT THEME FREAKS. I HAVE CHANGED MY COLOR. CONGRATULATIONS. MY IRON WILL. HAS BEEN. FOR THE FIRST AND ONLY TIME. BITCHED AND BENT. IT BASICALLY LOOKS THE SAME. ON THE CORRECT THEME. WHICH IS DARK. SO WHO GIVES A SHIT. DO NOT EXPECT THIS TO HAPPEN AGAIN. I DO NOT BELIEVE IN #DEMOCRACY.
i wvwonder if, after all this change and all this bluster and the newvw sparkle on my rusted old limbs, if it wvwill evwer bring her back to me. i wvwonder if he wvwould approvwe of this, wvwere he to evwer meet me. i havwe the feeling i wvwill nevwer knowvw. maybe i just havwe to hope.
hmmmmmm. i see. this makes more sense to me. i can certainly do that. i knowvw, for example, i like to wvwear fuzzy robes after i showvwer. mindfang once told me i looked like a pansy. sometimes i feel as if i must keep myself awvway from these wvwaters or i wvwill lose wvwho i am, and wvwithout that i wvwill havwe nothing. it's infuriating. it's a shell. i feel too old to molt but i feel choked. ugh.
wvwhat's so hard? wvwhat's so hard? maybe for you this isn't hard at all. maybe you hatched out of your little cocoon a perfectly self actualized person. this is hard. it can't be that easy. just think about it. just call yourself that. wvwhat's hard about it is the crushing wvweight of reconciling evwerything that came before wvwith the asininely simple solution presented to me of "just do wvwhat you are doing nowvw except you magically are this thing nowvw". wvwhat's hard is the feeling of wvwasted time and the shadowvws of relationships torn asunder because i wvwas dreaming in a language i nevwer understood only to be told it's this simple to speak it. not that anyone wvwould havwe listened back then. nevwermind. this anger is getting me nowvwhere. my temper is doing nothing but ruining this. i need to relax. i need to.... be more non binary. i think.
see nowvw this is advwice. strangely, i don't feel it wvwill help at all.
this seems like a fucking prank. perhaps a crock. if i wvwas a lesser man, i'd say it seems like a scam. are you telling me that the key to my true expression is to do evwerything exactly the same and just "think" about it differently? that a simple and asinine twvweak of my "internal perspectivwe" can abate the choking, clawvwing pressure at my neck to keep a straight face or choose a drink i despite just because it's tough? i don't believwe you. better yet, i don't believwe it's that simple. surely not for me.
i got upset. i'm fine nowvw. so. wvwhat. i just sit here and think? i'vwe been doing that all morning. i'm trying to givwe you the benefit of the doubt but this truly does feel like you are trying a blindfold around my eyes and telling me to wvwalk into the sea.
oh. i must havwe dozed off and entered a dream. i am on an "alternian" beach in this earth-c. it isn't the same as home. nevwermind then. crank it wvwithout me. - the orphaner dualscar
"1 already was once young one, they took my pronoun away"
...Human folk kept sendin me messages sayin 'neigh'. Felt.. a bit .... I unno.
haha but not me right babe
Bein an older brother to a kid is all plain and simple until you meet 3 versions of them in one day, and one tries to fight you, one is scared of you, and one asks for a hug.
I've been hiding it pretty well, so it might come as a surprise when I tell you guys that I am deeply mentally unwell.
nvm he in mine now too
they (yall) call me casper because well you know (im not allowed to be called daddy)
※ OBSERVATION: He never grinds up pills to put in mmy food.
It seems you mistake my hates for the normal kind. They are targetted, they are hateful, and they are meant for you.
what no im wholly unworthy
I H̵̛͍̮͗̿̇͒̇̿̆̔̓͒̀A̸̙̮͈̐̐̑̅͐̄̌̊̋̚Ţ̶̟̮̮̬̺͉͔͉̈́̆̚Ȩ̶͓͎̩̳̙͇̌̀ EVERYTHING.
one day ii wwiill havve 2ucce22fully made the entiire wworld block u2..
Everyone who doesn’t like me does it for fucked up reasons. Like the fact I have wings. Or that I say cloaca sometimes. Or the fact I’m two swords. Or the fact I could beat their dad in a fight.
NOTICE HOW MOST PEOPLE HERE HAVE FUCKED UP VERSIONS AND IMITATIONS OF THEMSELVES? I DON’T. THAT’S BECAUSE I’M INIMITABLE. ANOTHER REASON UPON A PILE OF REASONS FOR A COSTAR BADGE.
god penguins freak me out
THE FACT YOU BELIEVE SUCH TRIFLES TO BE RELEVANT IS YOUR OWN DEFICIENCY, NOT MINE.
_ not dead [Y]et~
We don't need cupcakes, or poems, or tea I only need you to love me!
would i be standing there if you did would you still look if i was
3> Okay now my piss tastes like fanta. #OrangePrideWorldWide <3
I know that guy’s Beforan but I think I’d rather be drowned in my own cleaning fluid than have a single conversation with him #vaguepost ‧₊˚🧹
oH, uH, hI, i GUESS IT MAKES SENSE THAT YOU'D BE ON HERE TOO, bUT I WASN'T REALLY EXPECTING MY FIRST REPLY TO BE FROM YOU, vRISKA, bUT MAYBE, mY EXPECTATIONS SHOULD HAVE BEEN A LITTLE MORE EXPECTANT,
CONCERNEd my alternate self may be of similar bum Potential to my dESCENdANT. Much to worry about.
i dont fuck with flamingos those things go straight to hell
Grrrr
YES YAY YOU A REAL ONE
YOU MISUNDERSTAND, AMPORA. I CARE VERY LITTLE ABOUT YOU IN PARTICULAR. ALL TROLLS ARE SLIME.
It turns out, when you are suddenly down a level on the hierarchy of needs, you forget about external goals until a couple nights later........
☆*: .｡.NVM, it's just ★n✪ther suicid★l fre★k th★t thinks we w★nt t✪ see th★t live ✪n screen. Where's the dr★m★, where's the fl★ir, where's the little je-ne-s★is-qu✪i!!! We're n✪t ★n ★ssisted-suicide kind★ sh✪w, l★dies ★nd gents!! We're ★ qu★dr★nt-friendly, chill frid★y night live murder-t★lent sh✪w!!! GET IT RIGHT!!!! g✪t my h✪pes up f✪r n✪thing, sigh #suicide #l★me-✪.｡.:*☆
I didn't think Kratom would make me this itchy. Also, my keyboard is skipping keys. #substance
need one trillion kult by tomorroe or else
im tryin 2 get better for da pple i care baout. ok.
BECAUSE I CAN ONLY MENTALLY HANDLE ONE OF THAT FUCKER AND NOT 5
౿ᓕ ̤Ꜥ·⦣ eheh aww i cant do that, i like livin! just sometimes i need to die for a bit for my safety
i want to make it in this crazy world
too perverted for the normies not perverted enough for the real perverts how am i supposed to make it in this crazy world?
I don't even have the energy to dunk on the meatgrippers tonight. Just imagine I'm making fun of you today, okay?
ion even needa be papped anyMMore that’s what the #substances are for
no. you told me to fuck off. <:B
D4MN 1T. 1'LL G3T 1T.
>>>(Just) a reflection of a reflection
i dont think my therapist is actuly good at thier job
W£ don’t hav£ anything to talk about anymor£. £v£ry combination of words has b££n play£d out. Th£ atoms don’t form us anymor£.
Sorry guys I blacked out.
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「I miss Rankmaid.」
Hi again. I've been folding my laundry for three hours.
[ >THE WIZARD FUCKING HATES SUDDEN CHANGE *MY POWERS THROW EVERYTHING ACROSS THE ROOM* *THE WIZARD STARTS SCREAMING BECAUSE ITS SURROUNDINGS ARE SUDDENLY CHANGED*_ ]
not if its YURI
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OBJECTION! i thought it would be cool & we could play tmtg but she said no so i'm mad.
WHY ARE THERE TWO (⒉) OF YOU NOW? Is this Your Alt? Is this the PURPORTED EVIL DOPPELGANGER coming to light?
˚.⋆﹏𓊝﹏ Am I still m' own troll...? Even if 'm an alternate of one main template...? ⚓︎
1 DON'T W4NT TO D34L W1TH 4N 3V1L T3R3Z1 PYROP3.
I miss the Jades frøm my cavern, Chittr. I miss them a łøt. I’łł be back.
is it weird the best i've felt lately is from talking about how much i hate myself with someone
"Casper you can't say things like that! Hemofaking will get you KILLED." Baby, being a burgundy will get me killed. Shut up.
if you call me au casper i will start throwing up everywhere FIRST GOD!CASPER, NOW BEFORAN CASPER? LMFAO
POINT OF ORDER! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
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ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >R0m/\n《 ≡ !s yu《 ky >!gn0r≡ th!s 《 h!tt !m try!ng t0 g/\sl!ght mys≡lf
another week another successful pity+mediate scratch combo. i am the best shelter dog ever.
highbloods.better.than.lowbloods.or.something.my.pusher.isn't.in.it.today