trycks treats 🦩
@glaringActuality
point of order: you might also know me as filigree hallowen, the thespian, the hedonist, the nihilist, or the flamingo. any of those are fine IDGAF testimony: it's easy being dead 🌅
"= i'm in a #nsfw mood but not sure what for. suggest. ? what should i be into tonight. ="
Wait, why is there so many alternates of my cloistermates?? But I have not seen a single version of me...
direct examination testimony: skill issue
🔍 _-_-_- Thank y⌕u f⌕r answering my very hyp⌕thetical questi⌕n that is n⌕t at all based in reality, and I am n⌕t freaking ⌕ut ab⌕ut dying and c⌕ming back fr⌕m the dead as s⌕me s⌕rta spirit. CAuse gh⌕sts aren't real and GHHSDKJLHHSHDHGSGD _-_-_-
testimony: yeah, otherwise we just sort of dissolve into the ether
as CROWN PRINCESS i am also BANNING yuri on wednesdays to PROMOTE it on the rest of the week
:33 < no :33 < mew cant do this to me :33 < yuri wednesdays are the most impurrtant day of the w33k
theyre GONE
:33 < thats it i'm killing mew
sorry you cant blackrom the crown princess with such weak ass fucking threats
:33 < crown princess? :33 < i didnt vote fur mewr ass
yes you did
HOT ON THE RADAR: @blackliquidSorrow ♥ @glaringActuality I don't think it's a coincidence they've both posted about: Lawyers
if you ever have a moment where you feel like nobody believes in you, remember this i do, matriarch valvia believes in you :)
point of order: none of us are particularly real. there's no such thing.
publishing to the jury: #nowlistening: httpsᴹB//open.spotify.com/track/4VJHw4VLJTx4IC0xFQz7Gh?si=sLtxBEBoRnq56A2D7kILMw 🤙
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TW: #Jimmy6uffett
// I NEVER DO THIS BUT MY JAW DROPPED SGEKDHEKHRJEUEJDHNDNDNSN?????????
I actually d9 n9t c9nsent t9 6e pu6licly y9gurted even if the y9gurt is vegan. S9rry f9r the let d9wn. TW: #Veganism #Pu6licHumiliati9nRituals #T9rture #Kink? #P9ssi6lySexual #C9nsent #Y9gurtDipping #Gr9ss #Nutriti9nWaste #F99dWaste #Vi9lence #SlapstickVi9lence
cross examination: what?
testimony: your degrees don't go away when you die, right? i still got a jurisceration doctorate
X Depends on the timeline x
They're (idk) saying that I'm (Casper) him (Casper). Could mean anything.
concur with co-counsel: yeah. anything at all. 🤙
Saving my Chittr.ing password on all the computers in the office just in case I need to say something really fast.
point of order: you too broke for a palmhusk?
｢eto... konnichiwa, minasan! ahhh~ (^-^; this waifuification is a little chigau! σ(^_^;) keke~ megane-san didn't initially keikaku to make a tricky-chan @glitteringAcuity post but... gyaahh~!! (゜゜;)＼(--;) someone asked megane to! neeiht-san had to listen! (O.O)y-~ it kyudn't be helped! (((・・;) syooo.... this waifu is an epic bengoshi, using sūpājasutisufanbasshu to beat off (nyaht like that, silly! (ФωФ) kekeke~) her teki in the courto! (；・ω・) megane-san doesn't really care about court dramas, butttt... nyeehhh~ (；^∀^) it's okie, i guess!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: chigua means different! as in... uwu, what's this! owo, megane didn't expect it! keikaku means plan. d(^ー^d) bengoshi means courtlady, a legislacerator! sūpājasutisufanbasshu means SUPER JUSTICE FAN BASH!!! trickortreat-chan's signature move! up up down down left right left right, kyahhhh!! teki means enemies.]
testimony: fucking LOL?????????????
by a show of hands how many of you think that if you enroll in the army you'll be put in a my ordinary life edit Z:?
point of order: enlist*
Z:O are you that alternate of trycks??
cross examination testimony: let the record reflect that from a philosophical st+point it could be argued that its equally fair to describe the alive one as an alternate of *me*
Z:O
Im curi⚣us ab⚣ut what exactly the m⚣untain's alternate self hates ab⚣ut him
re: all that: you don't see it? seems clear enough to me what's so uncomfortable about seeing another version of you who exhibits all your worst tendencies
If you're Befuran you have to kill yourself and we'll make a lot of money...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
੯•໒꒱ 8ut wouldn't...we 8e dead..how do we get the money
direct examination expert testimony: don't ask stupid questions
I am once again reminding you all that I am NOT a Beforus troll. I am just the Casper that your Casper doesn't have to be.
what
https://imgchest.com/p/9249ej6j2yn Oldie but a goodie.
testimony: admittedly this explains the unusually high number of caspers per capita i tend to see around here