MERASMUS

@eldritchWitchzard

Blood: VioletAge: 6000 years2765 sweepsKult Score: 313Kull Score: 35110 followers 5 following

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ORIGINAL CHITTS|REPLIES

(OOC) 2 weeks ago

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

@libidinousHellion[LH]

// tf2 is about telling your team they can get smooches if they win

Kult: +20

Kull: +15

Total: 35

Ratio: 1.33

@eldritchWitchzard[EW]

NO ITS ABOUT THE DUCKS

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h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

@libidinousHellion[LH]

// HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO MOTIVATE THE TEAM THEN. SMOOCHES.

↩ @libidinousHellion[LH]

@eldritchWitchzard[EW]

HATS

@eldritchWitchzard[EW]

~HITS THE SITE WITH THE GAY BEAM~ YOU ARE WELCOME.

Kult: +22

Kull: +30

Total: 52

Ratio: 0.73

Reverified

A user of reestablished repute.

Badge: Get

This user slogged through Moderator Dirk's boring badge rant.

Fell For It Again

Hey. You just lost the game.

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Hollup

That was a motherfucking bar. That flow was sicker than dead!

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

CAUTION: TOXIC

This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!

@insufferablePrick[IP]

what the fuck merasmus its not even halloween yet your gay beams cant possibly have charged from last year

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@eldritchWitchzard[EW]

OH BUT THEY HAVE. FOR MERASMUS HAS WITNESSED 3 DOUBLE RAINBOWS WITH THEIR OWN EYES!!!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Reverified

A user of reestablished repute.

Badge: Get

This user slogged through Moderator Dirk's boring badge rant.

Fell For It Again

Hey. You just lost the game.

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Hollup

That was a motherfucking bar. That flow was sicker than dead!

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

CAUTION: TOXIC

This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!

@insufferablePrick[IP]

hm how do you know your prescription contact lenses arent just out of date

Kull: +2

Total: 2

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@eldritchWitchzard[EW]

MERASMUS HAS.....NO IDEA.WHAT YOU COULD BE REFERRING TOO....NON AT ALL

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Verified

A user of established repute

Dirty Boyz

“You Better Hide Your Bicycle!”

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

genderfluid

Stay hydrated!

Sunrise Crown

Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.

Patron

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

Vilegirl's Favor

You have earned the Vilegirl's acknowledgement.

@spiritualMotorist[SM]

chat. pArtygoErs. i hAvE OnE qUestiOn for the fans. how many pyrOtechnIcs?

Kult: +20

Kull: +5

Total: 25

Ratio: 4.00

@eldritchWitchzard[EW]

YES

@eldritchWitchzard[EW]

MERASMUS HAS MADE A FRIEND! TO ALL OF YOU WHO DOUBTED... HA MERASMUS WINS

Kult: +45

Kull: +30

Total: 75

Ratio: 1.50

@undeservingUndertaker[UU]

There Is Friendship In Denial And Solitude In Companionship. The Only Uncertain True Aspect Of The World Is Memories. You Owe Me 20 Dollars.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

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@eldritchWitchzard[EW]

MERASMUS DOES....NOT...REMEMBER YOU... HOW DOES MERASMUS KNOW THIS IS NOT A TRICK....

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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@undeservingUndertaker[UU]

Memories Lie As Much As Objectivity. In True Paradox There Is Nothing More Than Certainty In The Self. Give Me My 20 Dollars.

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@eldritchWitchzard[EW]

. . . . ==3==

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

transgender

love yourself

@aphysicalAmusement[AA]

hey that's great buddy, can you pay back the $5 you owe me though?

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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@eldritchWitchzard[EW]

•~• YOU TOO?

Kult: +7

Total: 7

♈︎ Aradia !!!

transgender

love yourself

𝑩𝒖𝒕...𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒆𝒏𝒅, 𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒕

𝒏𝒐𝒕?

Barely Survived

On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.

Time's Up

This user's timeline was utterly doomed.

@apocalypticAltruism[AA]

b0mb

Kult: +25

Kull: +15

Total: 40

Ratio: 1.67

@eldritchWitchzard[EW]

BOMBS!!!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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♈︎ Aradia !!!

transgender

love yourself

𝑩𝒖𝒕...𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒆𝒏𝒅, 𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒕

𝒏𝒐𝒕?

Barely Survived

On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.

Time's Up

This user's timeline was utterly doomed.

@apocalypticAltruism[AA]

bl0wing up timelines !

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@eldritchWitchzard[EW]

YYEEEES!!! BOMBS BOMBS EVERYWHERE AHAHAHA!!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Ultimate Aradym Paelax-Murnox (GROUNDED)

Imperial Force

A valued soldier in the Empire's great conquest.

Fintastic

This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!

Censored!

Only members of #TeamPlay can boast this badge.

Verified

A user of established repute

Observed.

This user is being watched.

Sicknasty Sunday Superfreak

Nobody knows how to bust it down quite like this Emperyean.

Friendship Forged

STRONG of will, kind of heart, hoof of beast. You are friends with Hephaestus.

@empyreansApotheosis[EA]

[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- ☪︎ⴵȺng-∊Σ ♱ⴵ-∊ dƗm-∊nΣƗΩn Ωf ☪︎ⴵƗ♱♱r frΩm 2d ♱Ω 3d. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]

Kult: +10

Kull: +7

Total: 17

Ratio: 1.43

@eldritchWitchzard[EW]

ARE YOU ALSO A WIZARD?

princess crucible

Pitch Hearted

A truly reviled user.

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

Vision Impaired

This user has difficulty seeing.

@destinedKiller[DK]

one billion necronomicons to sylink protah. #dashwatching

Kult: +37

Kull: +15

Total: 52

Ratio: 2.47

@eldritchWitchzard[EW]

ONE ANGRY BOMBINOMICON UNDER YOUR PILLOW.

Kult: +7

Kull: +2

Total: 9

Ratio: 3.50

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princess crucible

Pitch Hearted

A truly reviled user.

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

Vision Impaired

This user has difficulty seeing.

@destinedKiller[DK]

but it isnt even october yet...

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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@eldritchWitchzard[EW]

MERASMUS WAS BORED.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

Guard Dog

This user is loyal to the Peixes name.

nonbinary

love yourself

Terminated Save

Looks like your Session is over. Thanks for trying!

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Observed.

This user is being watched.

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

Jinxed!

this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!

@uprootedGarden[UG]

women throw themselves at me when they learn i am cracked at tf2.

Kult: +37

Kull: +5

Total: 42

Ratio: 7.40

@eldritchWitchzard[EW]

IS THAT RIGHT.

@battleMaster[BM]

THE WIZARD HAS RESPONDED WITH MY INQUIRY INTO CARCOSA WITH "NO NO, FUCK NO, SHUT THE FUCK UP FIGHTER, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SAYING, ARE YOU INSANE?" SO I GUESS MY BOONS WILL HAVE TO WAIT.

Kult: +30

Kull: +25

Total: 55

Ratio: 1.20

@eldritchWitchzard[EW]

WHAT ARE YOU YELLING ABOUT ITS 2 IN THE MORNING.

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@battleMaster[BM]

COPE?

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@eldritchWitchzard[EW]

MERASMUS WILL SHOW YOU 'COPING' WHEN THEY TURN YOU INTO A DUCK!

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@battleMaster[BM]

I'D STILL BEAT YOUR ASS SOMETHING FOWL.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @battleMaster[BM]

@eldritchWitchzard[EW]

WAS THAT A PUN?!

Developer of The Game

This user has worked on developing / modding SBURB.

vwanna listen to my demos?

This user is an aspiring musician! Swoon...

@aquaticGamegorger[AG]

i think im likee 100 caeegar in deebt in teermss of MVM tickeetss gonee without a profitablee drop #tf2

Kult: +17

Kull: +15

Total: 32

Ratio: 1.13

@eldritchWitchzard[EW]

YOU CALL THEM DEBT LET MERASMUS SHOW YOU DEBT!

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Developer of The Game

This user has worked on developing / modding SBURB.

vwanna listen to my demos?

This user is an aspiring musician! Swoon...

@aquaticGamegorger[AG]

i thought you oweed likee... 20 buckss to thee koreean mafia

↩ @aquaticGamegorger[AG]

@eldritchWitchzard[EW]

WELL YES, BUT THATS ALOT FOR A WIZARD TO COME UP WITH WHEN THEY ONLY DEAL WITH IDIOT MERCENARIES. #RESPECTFULLY

@eldritchWitchzard[EW]

MERASMUS WILL BE SELLING PICTURES OF THEMSELF TO HELP PAY OFF THE KOREAN MAFIA THAT THEY TOTALLY DONT OWE THOUSANDS TO. PLEASE HELP IN WHATEVER WAY YOU CAN FOR A REWARD OF.... 10000 BONUS DUCKS. #MERASMUSFORGOT #MERASMUSBEGSFORGIVENESSFROMTHEKOREANMAFIA

#merasmusbegsforgivenessfromthekoreanmafia #merasmusforgot

Kult: +27

Kull: +25

Total: 52

Ratio: 1.08

@theartofWar[TW]

Kill two birds with one stone. Go get Collabsguy to let you turn part of his funfair into a mercenary park. If you have good decor I think he'll do it for free.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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#COLLABS

In this world, it's COLLAB or NOTHING.

@collaborationKing[CK]

COLLABSGUY SPEAKING. YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION. #COLLABS [∙]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@eldritchWitchzard[EW]

MERASMUS OWES MUCH MONEY TO MANY INTIMIDATING PEOPLE AND NEEDS HELP. MERASMUS WILL DO ANYTHING.

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#COLLABS

In this world, it's COLLAB or NOTHING.

@collaborationKing[CK]

INTIMIDATING PEOPLE, HUH? MAYBE THEY COULD USE A LOG FLUME RIDE STRAIGHT INTO THE SUN. ANYWAY, I LIKE THAT THE BLUE GUY CAME UP WITH THE ENTIRE IDEA WITHOUT ME HAVING TO TAKE TIME TO THINK ABOUT IT. WANNA JUST DO THAT? I'LL GIVE YOU A QUARTER OF THE MERC-PARK ENTRY FEES AND THREE-QUARTERS OF SALE PROFITS FROM WITHIN SAID PARK. THOSE BEING WEAPONS AND SPELLBOOKS AND SUCH. #COLLABS [⠌]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@eldritchWitchzard[EW]

AS LONG AS MERASMUS GET OUT OF THE MESS THEY ARE IN MERASMUS IS IN.

Kult: +5

Total: 5