MERASMUS

WHAT ARE YOU YELLING ABOUT ITS 2 IN THE MORNING.

↩ @eldritchWitchzard[EW]

Human Fighter

@battleMaster[BM]

COPE?

↩ @battleMaster[BM]

MERASMUS WILL SHOW YOU 'COPING' WHEN THEY TURN YOU INTO A DUCK!

↩ @eldritchWitchzard[EW]

Human Fighter

@battleMaster[BM]

I'D STILL BEAT YOUR ASS SOMETHING FOWL.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @battleMaster[BM]

WAS THAT A PUN?!

Fihtch Gamyng

@aquaticGamegorger[AG]

i think im likee 100 caeegar in deebt in teermss of MVM tickeetss gonee without a profitablee drop #tf2

#tf2

Kult: +17

Kull: +15

Total: 32

Ratio: 1.13

YOU CALL THEM DEBT LET MERASMUS SHOW YOU DEBT!

↩ @eldritchWitchzard[EW]

Fihtch Gamyng

@aquaticGamegorger[AG]

i thought you oweed likee... 20 buckss to thee koreean mafia

↩ @aquaticGamegorger[AG]

WELL YES, BUT THATS ALOT FOR A WIZARD TO COME UP WITH WHEN THEY ONLY DEAL WITH IDIOT MERCENARIES. #RESPECTFULLY

#respectfully

#merasmusbegsforgivenessfromthekoreanmafia #merasmusforgot

MERASMUS WILL BE SELLING PICTURES OF THEMSELF TO HELP PAY OFF THE KOREAN MAFIA THAT THEY TOTALLY DONT OWE THOUSANDS TO. PLEASE HELP IN WHATEVER WAY YOU CAN FOR A REWARD OF.... 10000 BONUS DUCKS. #MERASMUSFORGOT #MERASMUSBEGSFORGIVENESSFROMTHEKOREANMAFIA

Kult: +27

Kull: +25

Total: 52

Ratio: 1.08

Kill two birds with one stone. Go get Collabsguy to let you turn part of his funfair into a mercenary park. If you have good decor I think he'll do it for free.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @theartofWar[TW]

COLLABSGUY

#COLLABS

In this world, it's COLLAB or NOTHING.

@collaborationKing[CK]

COLLABSGUY SPEAKING. YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION. #COLLABS [∙]

#collabs

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @collaborationKing[CK]

MERASMUS OWES MUCH MONEY TO MANY INTIMIDATING PEOPLE AND NEEDS HELP. MERASMUS WILL DO ANYTHING.

↩ @eldritchWitchzard[EW]

COLLABSGUY

#COLLABS

In this world, it's COLLAB or NOTHING.

@collaborationKing[CK]

INTIMIDATING PEOPLE, HUH? MAYBE THEY COULD USE A LOG FLUME RIDE STRAIGHT INTO THE SUN. ANYWAY, I LIKE THAT THE BLUE GUY CAME UP WITH THE ENTIRE IDEA WITHOUT ME HAVING TO TAKE TIME TO THINK ABOUT IT. WANNA JUST DO THAT? I'LL GIVE YOU A QUARTER OF THE MERC-PARK ENTRY FEES AND THREE-QUARTERS OF SALE PROFITS FROM WITHIN SAID PARK. THOSE BEING WEAPONS AND SPELLBOOKS AND SUCH. #COLLABS [⠌]

#collabs

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @collaborationKing[CK]

AS LONG AS MERASMUS GET OUT OF THE MESS THEY ARE IN MERASMUS IS IN.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Suntzu Tzusun

Kult: +55

Kull: +35

Total: 90

Ratio: 1.57

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @eldritchWitchzard[EW]

Get out of my sight, you second-rate sorcerer.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @theartofWar[TW]

SECOND RATE?! HOW DARE YOU. MERASMUS IS A FEARED ALL POWERFUL WIZARD!!!

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @eldritchWitchzard[EW]

Don't you owe the Japanese mafia a crisp twelve bands?

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @theartofWar[TW]

NO....MERASMUS ALREADY PAID OFF THE JAPANESE MAFIA.... TWICE....

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @eldritchWitchzard[EW]

What about the Korean mafia? You paid them back yet?

↩ @theartofWar[TW]

. . . OH SHIT.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

LORD ENGLISH

Verified

A user of established repute

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Our Holy Mirth

A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]

@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

[BOSS REGENERATION STATUS: 15.9%]

Kult: +17

Kull: +5

Total: 22

Ratio: 3.40

WEAK CONNECTION! MERASMUS UNDERSTANDS, MAYBE TRY A BETTER RESPAWN PLATFORM.

Kull: +2

Total: 2

MERASMUS HAS AN INQUIRY FOR YOU SNIVELING CREATURES. WHAT DOES THE POPULOUS THINK OF RUBBER DUCKS?

Kult: +30

Kull: +20

Total: 50

Ratio: 1.50

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

Prideful

This user participated in the time-honored tradition of existing during Pride Month.

Sunrise Crown

Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

@karmaDagger[KD]

depends. can i get bonus ducks.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

dane strider

davedimes

Certifiably bullshit currency. Dave-minted. Community-owned.

@turntechVaulthead[TV]

love a good rubber duck. i got a couple of my own that i was given as a tip for a job once. i call em my bonus ducks

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @karmaDagger[KD]

YOU MAY HAVE 2.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @turntechVaulthead[TV]

MERASMUS SEES, A MORTAL OF CULTURE!

pyrjin mharle

@galantyOuroboros[GO]

i need valiant allies... who will be by my side when we take everything down...

Kult: +20

Kull: +5

Total: 25

Ratio: 4.00

DO YOU REQUIRE A GREAT WIZARD?

Saxton Hale

@mannCo[MC]

So, today's the 30th anniversary of our most iconic mercenary team being formed. Happy birthday, Team Fortress! Proud of all of you.

Kult: +45

Kull: +25

Total: 70

Ratio: 1.80

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAXTON.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @eldritchWitchzard[EW]

Saxton Hale

@mannCo[MC]

Didn't expect to see you here, Merasmus!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @mannCo[MC]

DID YOU THINK MERASMUS COULD NOT NAVIGATE THIS 'CHITTR'? OR JUST ELECTRONIC DEVICES IN GENERAL?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @eldritchWitchzard[EW]

Saxton Hale

@mannCo[MC]

I figured you'd appear closer to your standard month of operation.

↩ @mannCo[MC]

WELL, YOU CAN BLAME THE GOVERNMENT AND STORES FOR OPENING THEIR HALLOWEEN SHOPS EARLIER THEN USUAL.

APPLICATIONS FOR NEW ROOMMATE AVAILABLE AT FRONT DESK. DONT BE SHY, YOU CAN NOT BE ANY WORSE THEN MERASMUS' ORIGINAL ROOM MATE.

Kult: +19

Kull: +10

Total: 29

Ratio: 1.90

Vestra Bessom

Verified

A user of established repute

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@vitalBrush[VB]

Oh! Who was your old roommate if I may ask? O-O

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @vitalBrush[VB]