Human Fighter

THE WIZARD HAS RESPONDED WITH MY INQUIRY INTO CARCOSA WITH "NO NO, FUCK NO, SHUT THE FUCK UP FIGHTER, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SAYING, ARE YOU INSANE?" SO I GUESS MY BOONS WILL HAVE TO WAIT.

Kult: +35

Kull: +30

Total: 65

Ratio: 1.17

MERASMUS

@eldritchWitchzard[EW]

WHAT ARE YOU YELLING ABOUT ITS 2 IN THE MORNING.

↩ @eldritchWitchzard[EW]

COPE?

↩ @battleMaster[BM]

MERASMUS

@eldritchWitchzard[EW]

MERASMUS WILL SHOW YOU 'COPING' WHEN THEY TURN YOU INTO A DUCK!

↩ @eldritchWitchzard[EW]

I'D STILL BEAT YOUR ASS SOMETHING FOWL.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @battleMaster[BM]

MERASMUS

@eldritchWitchzard[EW]

WAS THAT A PUN?!

↩ @eldritchWitchzard[EW]

ONE'S TONGUE MUST BE AS SHARP AS THEIR BLADE.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

MY SWORD HAS BEEN MAKING PRETTY COMPELLING WHISPERS. YOU WISH TO BETRAY ME. BECAUSE YOU COVET MY SWORD. BUT IT'S MINE. HAVE AT YE.

Kult: +77

Kull: +77

Total: 154

Ratio: 1.00

Kris. (GROUNDED ARC)

@malleablePersonage[MP]

It's an okay sword

↩ @battleMaster[BM]

CARCOSAN CAVALIER

@goldenValor[GV]

>----( C🛡me. T🛡. Carc🛡sa. Hai🗡 my 🗡iege, the way I d🛡, and y🛡u wi🗡🗡 be rewarded. ::::::::::>

↩ @goldenValor[GV]

I DO LIKE BOONS...

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @malleablePersonage[MP]

DON'T TRY TO DENY THAT YOU COVET IT.

↩ @battleMaster[BM]

CARCOSAN CAVALIER

@goldenValor[GV]

>----( Y🛡u'🗡🗡 kn🛡w where t'find me. ::::::::::>

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @goldenValor[GV]

I CAN'T FIND ANY MAPS TO THERE.

↩ @battleMaster[BM]

CARCOSAN CAVALIER

@goldenValor[GV]

>----( Y🛡u dinnae need a map. ::::::::::>

↩ @battleMaster[BM]

Kris. (GROUNDED ARC)

@malleablePersonage[MP]

Dude. Go get a remove curse.

↩ @goldenValor[GV]

BAH, I'M GOING TO ASK WIZARD ABOUT IT I GUESS.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @malleablePersonage[MP]

FUCK NO, THOSE COST GOLD.

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

5 days ago

ELVES...

1 week ago

FIGHTER. NEXT QUESTION.

1 week ago

BEEN THINKING OF DOING SOME PALADINING

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

1 week ago

YOU KNOW I'M ACTUALLY A DHAMPIR

3 weeks ago

YOU CAN THROW THE WIZARD AT YOUR ENEMIES. HE IS NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO STOP YOU.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

3 weeks ago

I am FUCKING UP this DUNGEON.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Wizard says I need therapy. UNTRUE! I need riches and adventure!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Killin and robbin and stealin and barterin and sneakin

Kull: +5

Total: 5

You WISH you could stab something 8 times in 6 seconds

Kult: +20

Kull: +15

Total: 35

Ratio: 1.33

Noelle Sissox

@apatheticHolidays[AH]

Well ! wouldn't say stab...but sl!c!ng for sure! !t would make cook!ng a lot more eff!c!ent and qu!cker!!!

prym myznuf

@aridScuttler[AS]

i can

↩ @aridScuttler[AS]

Source?

Rose Lalonde, the Woegothe Curatrix

Hey guys guess what I play #dndposting

#dndposting

Kult: +20

Kull: +15

Total: 35

Ratio: 1.33

@woeGothic[WG]

Goblin Monk.

↩ @woeGothic[WG]

Rose Lalonde, the Woegothe Curatrix

Half orc barbarian.

↩ @battleMaster[BM]

@woeGothic[WG]

Tch, I was so close.

Have you been picturing me as a /man/ fighter?

Kult: +7

Total: 7

It is VERY NORMAL for the NOT CURSED amulet to WHISPER TO YOU IN A LANGUAGE YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND YET KNOW ALL THE SAME! Someone PLEASE convince WIZARD of this.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

FAVORITE THINGS: ALE GOLD ALE SWORDS HAMMERS AXES ALE

#substance

Kult: +10

Total: 10

The ROGUE owes me FIVE GOLD but is HIDING so he doesn't have to PAY UP. He has to REST eventually and then I will STAB him EIGHT times in SIX seconds.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

Neopetz Brayem

@teethingTumor[TT]

♡ YESSS YEZ STABSTABSTAB!!! kehehahhehaehaehh ♡

Kult: +5

Total: 5

My subclass is whatever's most convenient for me at the time.

Stole a ring from some nerd. Thinking about putting it on without inspecting if first.