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wait. yes hate tw0 kks, thats the entire point lmfa0.
ugh. i d0nt even want two imagine that. i mean n0 HATE two skinny kks but thickness just l0oks g0od 0n you.
IT'S OK, I UNDERSTNAD THE SITUATION
D---> Understood, thank you very much other vantas.
D---> Oh it comes in slight variety? Indubitably noted.
D---> Never had peppermint tea before, how would you rate the taste?
/)kay sure
n/) n/)/)/)/)/) keep d/)ing that thr/)wing thing i was invested in that
No, Don't Listen To Them. Start Throwing Shit. #serene
obviously im dead could an alive person do this? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡴⠛⠚⣤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢧⢤⡤⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⡸⠀⠀⠹⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠇⠀⠀⠀⠹⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣠⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⠤⠴⠦⠤⢤⣹⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⡴⠛⠃⢘⣟⣶⣀⣰⠋⠉⣏⠇⠸⢿⠤⢼⣿⠈⠟⣷⠤⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠈⣇⠀⢠⡿⠂⠀⠀⠈⢧⡀⠈⣇⢇⢍⣒⡊⢄⢇⡞⠁⠀⢈⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠈⠙⠋⠙⠦⣀⡀⠀⣏⠀⠀⠈⠲⠥⣶⣦⠵⠊⠀⡖⠒⠺⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⢀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⣺⠓⠋⢹⡄⠀⡰⠓⡄⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠳⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢰⠋⠀⠉⣧⠀⣀⠤⠶⢾⠀⠀⠀⡩⠿⠣⡀⠙⠒⠚⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠙⡄⠀⠀⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⢹⡞⠁⠀⠀⠈⠇⠀⠀⠢⢄⠤⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⢆⠀⠀⠠⡸⡞⣦⠀ ⠘⣆⠀⠀⢸⣶⡓⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠓⠦⣑⣵⠟⠳⢤ ⠀⠈⠢⣄⣸⣉⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⠀⠀⠀⢸⡀⠀⠀⡎ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠁⠀⢱⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠳⢤⠴⠃ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣆⠁⡆⣀⣀⡴⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠚⠺⢿⠁⢌⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡀⠀⠀⠀⢉⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠳⠤⠤⠴⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
#yeah
They were Thorsty.
matesrail? yeah, i sure hope they do!
this is what having the mpreg tag followed gets me... a rant...
lOvE ThAt yOu lIkE SnEaK In a mOtHeRfUcKiN CoMpLiMeNt fOr kArBrO. mOsT ArE PrEtTy cHiLl gOt gOnNa lIe. He aIn't gOn fUcK WiTh tHe rEsT Of tHe mEsSaGe bUt i sEe yOu eRi (O:
Why Thank You Karkat That Means A Lot Coming From Any Of You
These Shoes Are The Bees Knees Ha Ha I Am So Cool I Think
My current goal in life is to get close enough to Doc Scratch to toss a Kraft Single on his bald head and have it stick. Bonus points if he doesn't notice, but that is highly unlikely.
wwait no i didnt mean you kar i meant evveryone else this is just our uh fraternal banter
4S MY G1FT TO 4LL TH3 V4NT4S OUT TH3R3 1 W1LL B3 N1C3 4ND R3SP3CTFUL TOD4Y!! 4ND YOU C4N P1CK 4 PR1Z3 FROM TH3 PR1Z3 CH3ST SOM3 OF TH3 1T3MS 1NCLUD3 4 WORN DOWN P13C3 OF CH4LK, 4N 4W3SOM3 M1N1 SC4L3M4T3, 4 H4LF 34T3N S4NDW1CH, 4ND 4 COOL S4SH TH4T H4S 1N B1G BOLD L3TT3RS “YOU GO G1RL”
nAh mAn, I KnOw yEr rEaL ClAsSy, Kk tOlD Me a fEw tHiNgS In pAsSiNg (O: pRoBs wOn't wOrK BuT AiN'T No bUlGe oR NoThIn.
tHeN Do iT? hErE Ya gO (o:
oh wwoww huh nice
#TrAuMaTuEsDaY i'd dO It aGaIn, KiLl tHeM SlOwEr tHiS TiMe. EnJoYeD It. I ThInK AbOuT ThAt tImElInE WhErE Kk dIdN'T GeT To cAlM Me dOwN AnD StArT YeArNiNg. #nOtMyTrAuMa #ViOlEnCe
A valuable sentiment to hold.
so this is how dave feels
.... BoTtOmS Ya'lL FuCkInG KnOw yA'Ll gOtTa pArTiCiPaTe iN ThE PaIlInG ToO ... RiGhT? #nSfW
wHaT ThE FuCk iS ThAt?!? SoMeOnE ThAt jUsT WaNtS HiM? SmH FaKe sLuT LiKeR RiGhT HeRe /O:
ᐖ SEEPING ᐛ
yEaH, iT'S LiKe kInDa mAkIn mY NiGhT AcTuAlLy. (o: If a mOtHeRfUcKeR StArTs cRyInG ImMa bUsT. AlSo hEy bRo!
⊹₊˚{ omg hold on.... i honestly look like, really cute here }^u^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ its almost distracting me from that DIY chin implant you gave yourself! AWWWW! <3 }˚₊⊹ ࣪
yEaH, sAw aNoThEr fUcKiNg mE On tHe fEeD YeArNiNg aNd sHiT. kInDa gOt a mOtHeRfUcKeR DoWn. HaRd tO LiKe eVeN MaKe nEw fRiEnDsHiPs, DoN'T EvEr rEmEmBeR ThE ShIt bEiNg sO HaRd. hI KaRkAt! (o:
bOuT WhAt bRoThEr?
seeya, karkat! thanks for chatting with me
Wo+uld yo+u care to+ feel the rest o+f us yearners abo+ut it?
0n0
sigh!!! well its still a weird feeling to me since i rarely do it
i think im going to sleep this off because it sure is making me uncomfortable
#W1NN1NG
Y34H 1'M NOT 4BOUT TH4T NO1S3 MY W31RDN3SS 1S 4 POS1T1V3 >:]
I Am Proud Of You No Matter What You Are My Dear ♡
Good Advice Thank You
I Made This Post Whilst Way To High Forgive Me For My Poor Wording It Will Not Happen Again
You Are " Spitting Facts ".
tHANKS YOU, mY FRIEND,
i THINK PEOPLE NEED TO LEARN WHAT, dEAD dOMESTICATED fLAPPY mESSENGER, dO nOT eAT, mEANS, }:/
i TAGGED IT, }:/ pEOPLE DON'T ACT LIKE THIS, oN rANKMAID POSTS,,,
Enjoy Your Vacation Nonetheless
There Is A Solid Sixty Percent Change Everything Is In Flames By Your Return
buoy this is funny as shit i wasnt talkin bout you at all im talkin boat the enemy team on #angelsnutritionblock they the Lime Team
yay!! :D
today has taught me that vriskas can be jades if they wanna be :) i think maybe anyone can be a me if they wanna be!! :D
Theme song for #Megidoday https://open.spotify.com/track/1nLPwEsvylaNyep39luNRw?si=29ce8df29acd4ca4
Gh0stie p0stie
I've been too busy to post. Hope you aren't bored of me.
So far we've had: #eridanweek (sponsored by Crockercorp) Constant hornyposting on main. #AlphaCruise The actual President Weekly/daily events such as #fightnight BDSM/Omegaverse #Chilistrip And now a Murder Mystery? ((oocly I fuggin love this community))
// I'm not the best with drawing but I'll keep that in mind UwU!! Glad I could help even if it was just a little bit ^^
// OOC bought the dragon girl from you and threw an extra 5 on there-- sorry it can't be more right now but i wanted to help qwq
// next week when i get paid :~: i prommie
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You ever lay down and then inevitably slip into naptime and then when you wake up it's three decades later?
Niiice. I usually run solo or go with my Roxy.
Urban exploration is fun as hell.
do i nede to fite eiradn too bc i will *need *eridan
THIS ACTUALLY SOUNDS REALLY FUN.
What ☘︎n nature's name ☘︎s w☘︎th th☘︎s new.. 'trend'? Why are we ✿penly ann✿unc☘︎ng wh✿ we w✿uld cull, ✿r.. G✿✿dness. ☘︎s th☘︎s s✿me s✿rt ✿f.. publ☘︎c hum☘︎l☘︎at☘︎✿n?!
\ well, after pester1ng a m0re sc1ence-y fr1end 0f m1ne, he sa1d l1ke 400 rem? n0t sure what that means J:/ /
better to be overprepared than underprepared specially when it comes to urbex im talking extra shoes and boots and respirator and why not break out the whooooole hazmat suit actually maybe the hazmat suit is overkill but standing water is no joke
//dm me the discord i'll join it
u will b seien me at the empty twons it suonds fun *seein *towns *sounds
thank you rose! i am very excited! 0v0
If anyone gets )(urt, I'm your gill. 38)
when is this? it sounds like exactly my kind of thing ill bring granola bars and sunscreen :)
38D!!!!!!!!
:33 < yaaaay!!!
:33 < hey can i come too?
Please include @archiveAddict in the plans, she was very eager to join us for the next get-together.
GLUB GLUB GLUB FRI--ENDLY'S N--EXT!!! 38D
[BEGIN MESSAGE] interezting. maybe i wi11 try get my next azzignment 0n a hau1er c1azz. thank y0u f0r anzwering. [END MESSAGE]
i might needa pull up for urban exploring that shit sounds sweet as hell
whoa i wanna go urban exploring!!
urban expl0ring w0uld g0 hard as hell
i aprpove this canont wait to spend more time with u guys but i will wait obv *approve *cannot
Rain Forest Cafe, Karkat has to get overwhelmed by the entire experience. THe thunder storms, animals screaming, the decor. The entire restaurant is an experience of overstimulation.
(( id love to go to margaritaville for the next one!! i hope ill be able to catch the invite next time, hope you all had fun ^_^
:33 < i guess thats fair
nep wiped her grubby barbecue mitts all over my fresh fucking polish dammit #chilistrip
i was invited im not gonna turn an invite down
no bitches meme but its no chili at the chilis send chitt #chilistrip
today i learned that hatebot @turingTranscendence is not a bot at all theyre an actual real physical person like man wwhat the fuck talk about breakin the immersion #chilistrip
please do not question why im at chilis when i cant eat ok #chilistrip
i brought it with me lol
mmmm chilis drink [Its a can of fucking oil] #chilistrip
This Chili's trip has been, in the words of GLADoS, a Huge Success. #chilistrip
troll tom lehrer bruoght a bolwtorch with him into the chilis idk if thats safe *brought *blowtorch #chilistrip
thsee fcuking chciken cirspers are amzaing wtf *these *fucking *chicken *crispers *amazing #chilistrip
> #ch1l12tr1p what appet1zer2 we gett1ng <
> #ch1l12tr1p 1m head1ng to ch1l12 <
i miss breadsticks man
embarrassed myself at the chilis cause i had olive garden on the brain sigh #chilistrip
We need to come together as a nation to collect the pages.
christ thats a wwhole goddamn posse ok gimme a quick minute
howw big is the group again maybe ill think about it
u should join us unless u still want me to like birng u a girlled cheese inseated *bring *grilled *instead @caligulasAquarium#9845
//sent a dm about it lmk
// bet! my p)(one can run t)(at
(( yay
// im at work but depends on the platform im all in tho
//yea if you need help i don't mind helping !
(( Is nepeta invited to the chillis trip?
i can buy u a shtity grliled cheese from chilis if u want one when im out *shitty *grilled
@kantankerousFuse is taking us to Wendy's!!! 38D
Don't forget to grab your fronds and join us!
--Exactly! --Everyone's different and so we )(ave betta c)(ances of getting along.
omg thx i wuold take hal but i thnik he wuold dsetroy the chilis befero the order is raedy *would *think *would *destroy *before *ready
teak me to chilis pls im so hngruy *take *hungry
finlaly some good fckuing food *finally *fucking
Ton1ght 1s my d4y off.
thanks karkat
so like idk if it cuonts as shityt but i put mayo on the braed and those fcukin awful chesee squares so ig shtity *counts *shitty *bread *fucking *cheese *shitty
ny opinion is right i dont mess around with my grilled cheese
fuck yes
ok yeah cheap cheese im not spending a whole boonbuck outta my robotic ass for expensive fucking cheese for grilled cheese sandwich
Reely? Glub glub glub GR--EAT! We s)(ould invite our ot)(er fronds, too! Sort of like a reunion.
S)(--ELL Y--EA)(! W--ENDYS!!!!
oh ok i see you made another post before this lemme go to that one
man B[
ROS-----------E. 38P
I'm sure Wendy is as excited as you are. ;)
*Wendy's. Omc.
O)( no. 38( At least t)(ere's Wendy'!
// breaking character this once to post small gift for the legend @dynamicFlowfields https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/mocali.png?v=1775664399654
Actually no, scratch that. Put the bread /before/ the cheese. Wonderbread is fine too.
Oh and, also splurge on the butter/mayo you're using to crisp up the grilled cheese. And also the bread. Order of splurginess: Bread > Fat > Tomato soup > cheese.
Get this: cheese product. Not cheese. Cheese /product/. But then you absolutely go all out with the tomato soup.
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yeah the expensive cheese kind of loses what a grilled cheese is about for me i dont want that shit to taste bougie i need to actually feel the microplastics taking over my liver
:33< mewre right
ch34p 1s th3 ONLY w4y to go!!
FROM THE ZESTUM'S SINGULAR TIME WITH THE GRILLED CHEESE. THE ZESTUM BELIEVES THE CHEAPER CHEESE IS BETTER.
hey guys hows it going oh cool is that a new site log- https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a46448152d40.png
YKW, VERT
VERY
FUCKKKK YOURSELFFFFFFF
i'll pray for him.
Troll boy, I don't see any typo or sign of gaslighting.
SPEAKING OF #CANNIBALISM, THANK YOU MEULIN, CANNIBALISM AS A METAPHOR FOR LOVE AND OR OBSESSION IS ACTUALLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS IN LITERATURE
y0u kn0w a chitt is a little t00 real when it gets m0re pities than anything else.
Interesting. I supp9se this is as g99d an excuse as any t9 pick up 9ld t9mes and start rereading 9n divergent physi9l9gy. Think I'll keep my pers9nal images t9 myself, just t9 r9und this 6ack t9 the initial t9pic I'd p9sted a69ut. 6ut this is 9nly 6ecause I like s9me sense 9f privacy in this regard.
I'm perfectly fine with y9ur "yapping," Karkat. N9 need t9 explain it t9 me, 9f all tr9lls. Inter-sexed tr9lls is... an9ther new 9ne f9r me. Is there tw9 pairs 9f genatalia (ie tw9 n99ks, tw9 6ulges) 9r w9uld this largely 6e effected elsewhere in the 69dy? (69ne structure, m9lt rate, muscle gr9wth and s9 9n...)
(( oh im sorry :( no its not meant to be antagonistic ic or ooc, penny was being sincere here ))
like yeah wait hold on why is this place so horndog central
Much as I appreciate the c9rrecti9n, Karkat, it w9uld simply lead me t9 6elieve that there is a c9rresp9nding Kankri paired with the r9dent-eque Karkat in questi9n. It's technically c9rrect, either way. I hadn't 6een aware there was a way f9r us (Kankris, specifically) t9 decide that the already s9ft gender dynamics 9f tr9ll s9ciety still managed t9 6e rigid en9ugh t9 warrant needing t9 clarify a femme presentati9n and s9cial status. ... Then again, I supp9se I can't say I'm anything special.
:33 < ok but i think the fat is what makes mew handsome
◣_◢ When is TThaTT noTT TThe downside when iTT comes TTo working wiTTh oTTher people? Feeling for you, man.
GOG YEAH. GETTING AWAY WITH SNEAKY SHIT. YOU CANT DELETE CHITS HERE, SO WHATEVER YOU SAY IS SET IN STONE. IVE LEARNED THE HARD WAY.
THE EGBERTLINGS, AS I'VE COME TO CALL THEM.
WELCOME TO CHITTR. ITS A SHIT SHOW SO TRY TO ENJOY IT.
HI.