♣ mediated by @kantankerousFuse
see thats just cause your not thinking big enough, they got guns and shit, you probably got some kinda control center, steer that baby into the sun and jump on an escape pod in life you can control your destiny or let other people control it for you, thats why i tell the cashier to get the hell outta the way and ring up my new playstation as an apple
see thats what a career change is for big dawg, get after it
yeah that sounds like a load of dogshit to me, one time i was working at wendys and i hated that shit so i told my manager to slob on my knob, sparked up a joint at the sandwich station then walked the fuck out #substance
8=l < Mostly because you are cute and your posts make me feel soft
WHY DO YOU KEEP TRYING TO HELP ME?
8=l < May I offer a hug in these trying times, Mister Karkat?
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Haven't Broken Out A Pack Of Cigarettes In A While, Guess I Just Need Something. #substance
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Partially employed Fuse*
Thank You For Sharing, Partially Unemployed Karkat.
I see t9day is apparently #MatespritM9nday and #M9irailM9nday. While I c9mmend y9u all 9n y9ur attempts at cele6rating y9ur red-aligned quadrants, I've n9ticed a few w9rrying features 9f this trend, and I w9uld like t9 9ffer s9me suggesti9ns t9 tweak things t9 6e a little less pr96lematic. F9r starters, it is inherently exclusi9nary t9 pe9ple f9r wh9m their r9mantic situati9ns can n9t s9 easily 6e defined as "matespritship" 9r "m9iraillegiance". S9me pe9ple's m9irail and matesprit are the same pers9n, als9 kn9wn as a matesrail 9r m9irailsprit. S9me p9lyquadrant relati9nships even take 9n signifiers 9f 6lack-aligned 9nes, in the case 9f a kismatesis, an ausprail, an ausprailsprit, a matespremesis, a kisrailstice, just t9 name a few. N9t t9 menti9n pe9ple wh9 reject the tr9ll quadrant system entirely 9r are 9therwise in 6lended tr9ll-human relati9nship wh9 w9uld prefer t9 refer t9 9nes partner as their wifesprit, mates6and, m9irailfriend, sp9userail, et cetera. My first suggesti9n is f9r us t9 rethink the n9menclature 9f this #M9nday. I rec9mmend instead #M9ndayf9rP9sitiveRelati9nshipEthicalGl9rificati9n 9r #MPREG f9r sh9rt t9 enc9mpass the wide spectrum 9f n9ntraditi9nal red-aligned relati9nships. The 9ther thing I w9uld like t9 p9int 9ut is the inherent im6alance 9f having 9ne day dedicated t9 tw9 9f the traditi9nal quadrants with9ut c9nsidering the lack 9f c9rresp9nding days f9r kismeses and auspistices. After all, Western 6ef9ran/Western Alternian, the de fact9 language 9f this platf9rm, has n9 day 9f the week 6eginning with a K 9r an A t9 match the alliterative affect that MatespritM9nday and M9irailM9nday have, which c9uld imply a lack 9f c9nsiderati9n. Auspisticism in particular is particularly underrepresented in s9ciety and 9n Chittr. Instead 9f setting aside separate days and p9tentially alienating pe9ple wh9 d9 n9t feel flushed 9r pale f9rms 9f r9mance, I w9uld rec9mmend including pitch and ashen relati9nship styles as well. My rec9mmendati9n is #6lackalignedDesignatedSanctificati9nM9nday, 9r #6DSM, f9r 6revity. S9 f9r th9se 9f y9u all9quadr9mantic individuals wh9 are ch99sing t9 spend t9day with their l9ved, pitied, hated, and/9r mediated 9nes, c9nsider #MPREG and #6DSM. Thank y9u.
a course it is
the lot a you actually disgust me especially the softer among your pathetic ranks genuinely wwhat made you think that this platform wwas for humans anywway for that matter the land dwwellers here are just as bad the cowwardly sorts of vviolets i see on here arent helpin either my owwn flesh an blood ancestor is pailin some olivve nook did the cerulean leavve you too sea dry up so bad youre cannibalizin wwhats left of the land dwwellers seriously not to mention wwhen researchin my alternates ivve come to find out that half of them either ended up wwith some gutter wwench or wworse wwell maybe not wworse per se depends on the cases as you can imagine anywway you dont havve to wworry reader i am talkin to you pay attention im here to set this straight maybe wwith some elboww grease wwe can get the lowwbloods fearin the right an proper hierarchy again then again wwith the poor displays im seein on here i wwouldnt be scared a the lot of you either absolutely revvoltin cept kar he seems to be doin fine usually #nsfww #hemism
W0w y0u are s0 c00l
wwait no i didnt mean you kar i meant evveryone else this is just our uh fraternal banter
#TrAuMaTuEsDaY i'd dO It aGaIn, KiLl tHeM SlOwEr tHiS TiMe. EnJoYeD It. I ThInK AbOuT ThAt tImElInE WhErE Kk dIdN'T GeT To cAlM Me dOwN AnD StArT YeArNiNg. #nOtMyTrAuMa #ViOlEnCe
sTiLl wAnNa fUcK HiM So dAmN BaD ThO BrO
bRo... bRo wHaT ThE FuCk?! tHiS CaN'T Be tHe sAmE MoThErFuCkEr i wAnNa bEaT To dEaTh hAtEmAnCe sTyLe. EvErY FuCkInG ThInG I GoT ThE MiSfOrTuNe oF LeArNiNg aBoUt hIm mAkEs mY PaLmS ItCh. wElL ReAl mOtHeRfUcKiN' fUnNy yOu sAy tHaT CaUsE UhHhHh ... tHaT'S WhAt i kInDa wEnT AnD DiD. lIkE On bOtH AcCoUnTs. Is tHaT LiKe aBoVe oR BeLoW ThE FoOt gUy cAuSe i aIn't iNtO FeEt eItHeR If tHaT MoThErFuCkIn' HeLpS? yEaH, dOn't rEaLlY HeLp i bE SeEiNg sO MaNy mOtHeRfUcKeRs sAyIn' AlL LiKe vIoLeNcE AnD CuLlInG Is bAd oN HeRe. ReAlLy mIsS ThAt sHiT EvErY DaMn dAy, OnLy rEaLlY GoT My bLoOd fEaStIn' On uNdEr tHe bIg tOpS. WhAt tHe fUcK Is a cHiLi's?
mMmMm nOw tHiS Is kInDa fUcKiNg wOrSe bRo, DoN'T ReAlLy wAnNa gO AnD TeLl yOu aNd lIkE RuIn tHiS ChIlL ShIt wE GoT GoInG On rIgHt nOw. )o: yOu cAn dO It tOo mAn, ThIs pLaCe fUlL Of fReAkS ThAt mEaN WeLl ... mOsT Of tHe fUcKiNg tImE.
you still can be.
TAVROS YOU POSTED IT ON MAIN!
the most beautiful sound in the wworld air trapped in the rubber gullet a your custom pail doll wwhile youre pressin dowwn hard on her throat only to be released in a melodious croak a plasticizer wwhen your bony hips crack her silicone wwobble cheeks wwith enough force to break the cupe creatin a giant hole in the floor wwhich sends you fallin dowwn three stories pail dolly in toww #nsfww
I Can't Post Most Of The Sketches Of Karkat I Have Lying Around Because They Simply Aren't Sfw. He Is My Muse. #nsfw #clawing #athewalls #feral
posers and chumps vantas thats all that matters
its alright i like the part in book three wwhere they trib i may or may not havve touched myself a little to it
this thing had logged me out.
i alomst won agianst the comamder an got hurt arleady i think it will be aoky *almost *against *commander *already *okay
What ☘︎n nature's name ☘︎s w☘︎th th☘︎s new.. 'trend'? Why are we ✿penly ann✿unc☘︎ng wh✿ we w✿uld cull, ✿r.. G✿✿dness. ☘︎s th☘︎s s✿me s✿rt ✿f.. publ☘︎c hum☘︎l☘︎at☘︎✿n?!
\ well, after pester1ng a m0re sc1ence-y fr1end 0f m1ne, he sa1d l1ke 400 rem? n0t sure what that means J:/ /
\ ...1s there any part1cular reas0n f0r th1s quest10n? /
jeezus im so goddamn sore im getting too fucking old for this shit
[BEGIN MESSAGE] n0ted. thank y0u f0r the warning. i wi11 check with 0ther pi10tz in the netw0rk. [END MESSAGE]
crime is already legal if you're no wimp.
nep wiped her grubby barbecue mitts all over my fresh fucking polish dammit #chilistrip
normally id respond wwith somethin sardonic but in this day an age not bein a massivve wwhore is merit wworthy so from the bottom of my pusher i mean it wwhen i say congratufuckinlations
C4LL M3 MOTH3RFUCK3R TH3 W4Y TH3S3 M1LFS 4R3 L1N1NG UP OUTS1D3 MY H1V3 #NSFW #LY1NG #LON3LY
FUCKKKK YOURSELFFFFFFF
my high w0re 0ff and n0w i'm g0ing t0 g0 bash my f0rehead int0 the nearest flat surface until s0mething happens. g00d night 0r g00d m0rning 0r whatever happy #eridanweek. #substance
Is it n9rmal t9 share pictures 9f y9urself here? I d9n't expect us t9 l99k t99 different, if y9u rec9gnize a parad9x versi9n 9f s9me9ne y9u already kn9w.