Karkat "Fuse" Vantas
@kantankerousFuse
(Head + icon by workdailyblog) I'M JUST HERE TO SEE WHAT ALL THE HUBUB IS ABOUT. I MOSTLY USE GRUMBLR BUT HELLO. BLOG IS BY THE SAME NAME.
THE SEXIEST THING I CAN POST IS THE INSIDE OF A MOP BUCKET.
IF I WEREN'T STUCK ON A SPACESHIP, I'D HAVE DONE SO MUCH THIS WEEK. I MISSED SO MUCH. DETECTIVE YAOI, #ERIDANWEEK (WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT IS), #FISHINGFRIDAY
I FORGOT THIS WEBSITE EXISTED BECAUSE I HAVE A LIFE.
I'M TAKING THIS AS FULL OF HOOFBEAST SHIT AND FACETIOUS, SO I'M NOT GOING OT HUMOR YOU WITH A LEGITIMATE ANSWER.
I SEEMED TO HAVE MISSED SOMETHING VAGUELY MOMENTOUS AND IMPORTANT, BUT I ALSO SEE IT'S INVOLVING ERIDAN AND CAN'T HELP BUT WONDER WHO GOT THEIR PAN SPLIT OPEN.
IM NOT ASHAMED OF BEING FAT. I AM STATING IT AS A FACT. I'M FAT.
(( oh im sorry :( no its not meant to be antagonistic ic or ooc, penny was being sincere here ))
I KNOW MY ALTS LOOK DIFFERENT, I KNOW 4 OF THEM. ONE IS SUPER OLD AND WRINKLY, ONE LOOKS LIKE HE COULD FLIP A TRUCK, ONE LOOKS LIKE A RODENT, AND I'M FAT.
:33 < ok but i think the fat is what makes mew handsome
Got two alts and they're both e-girls of different kinds I hate it. they'll never find chittr though
:33 < take purride in it, karcat.. dont let anypawdy tell mew otherwise!! pawlso, whoevfur mew end up with can snuggle into mewr fat and sleep peacefurry :))
I WORK ON A FLEET SHIP AS A JANITOR AND GENERAL MAINTENANCE. THE JOB IS SURPRISINGLY REWARDING, BUT THE DOWNSIDES ARE THAT MANY PEOPLE I WORK WITH ARE VERY FUCKING STUPID.
◣_◢ When is TThaTT noTT TThe downside when iTT comes TTo working wiTTh oTTher people? Feeling for you, man.
TRULY. IT'S NOT OBJECTIVELY THE WORST, BUT MOST SHIPS HAVE A HELM AND A CORE; THE CORE IS EXTREMELY RADIOACTIVE. THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO JUST... DON'T READ SIGNS WHEN ENTERING THE CORE HOLD IS INSANE.
I WATCHED A MOVIE WITH A BUNCH OF OTHER KARKATS... AND ALSO I GUESS ERIDAN, CALLED "THE VALET", IT WAS A GOOD MOVIE. VERY FEEL GOOD.
I SHARED THIS ON GRUMBLR. HTTPS://I.IMGUR.COM/21EL0GX.PNG
YOU CAN CALL ME FUSE. SINCE THERE ARE OTHER KARKATS. IT'S WHAT I'M CALLED ON OTHER PLATFORMS.
resist... resist....... a girl boutta blow a fuse #nsfw
I'M NOT SURE IF THIS IS A REFERENCE TO SOMETHING OR IF YOU'RE BEING DESPERATE.
THE AMOUNT IF EGBERTS THAT FOLLOWED ME WAS MILDLY TERRIFYING.
THE EGBERTLINGS, AS I'VE COME TO CALL THEM.
WITH THE LACK OF AN INBOX AND ANONYMOUS SYSTEM IT HAS TO BE BETTER. PEOPLE HAVE TO MAKE THEIR PANROTTED TAKES WITHOUT THE SHIELD.
GOG YEAH. GETTING AWAY WITH SNEAKY SHIT. YOU CANT DELETE CHITS HERE, SO WHATEVER YOU SAY IS SET IN STONE. IVE LEARNED THE HARD WAY.
NOTED. I'LL BE CAREFUL WITH WHAT I SAY SO I DON'T ABSOLUTELY HUMILIATE MYSELF.