Karkat "Fuse" Vantas
@kantankerousFuse
(Head + icon by workdailyblog) I'M JUST HERE TO SEE WHAT ALL THE HUBUB IS ABOUT. I MOSTLY USE GRUMBLR BUT HELLO. BLOG IS BY THE SAME NAME.
STILL A VIRGIN BECAUSE I NEVER LOSE.
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY ALT THAT KEPT HORNY POSTING ABOUT HOW MUCH HE WAS A BOTTOM AND A TWINK? HE WAS FUNNY.
I CAN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT NOT DRAWING ME FAT. I AM FAT. DON'T DRAW ME PREGNANT. THAT SHIT IS FUCKING WEIRD.
I WAS WORRIED I WAS A DYING KARKAT TYPE. ALL THE OTHER ONES HERE ARE SUPER SKINNY, SO I WAS LIKE, "DAMN MAYBE I'M THE WEIRD ONE." THANK GOG IT'S NOT.
ugh. i d0nt even want two imagine that. i mean n0 HATE two skinny kks but thickness just l0oks g0od 0n you.
I DON'T DRINK A LOT OF TEA, BECAUSE THERE'S NOT A LOT AT MY JOB, BUT I LIKE PEPPERMINT TEA, HELPS WITH HEADACHES AND WHAT NOT.
WELL IF YOU LIKE PEPPERMIMT IT'S A 10/10. BUT I'D SAY 8.5/10. IT'S OKAY. BUT IT'S THE TEA I LIKE THE MOST. SO STILL PRETTY HIGH UP THERE.
NOTE: I'VE ONLY HAD IT AS A BLACK TEA. PEPPERMINT GREEN TEA MIGHT HAVE A STRONGER TASTE.
YEAH, SO IF YOU TRY IT I RECOMMEND BEING MORE EXPLORATIVE THAN I AM WITH MY FLAVOR PALETTE.
DOUBLE MEDIATE, HEARING YOU TOO, GAMZEE. DAMN I'LL FUCKING CHILL.
No, Don't Listen To Them. Start Throwing Shit. #serene
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THE MEDIATE IS LOUD AND CLEAR HIMERO.
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I WAS HAVING A VERY NO-GOOD, VERY BAD DAY AT WORK AND CONSIDERED THROWING WRENCHES AT PEOPLE, AND YOU MEDIATED IT.
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I FEEL LIKE YELLING LOUDLY AT SOMEONE. WHY IS MY JOB SO INFURIATING? I'M GOING TO START THROWING THE WRENCH AT PEOPLE.
I MISSED A LOT OF SHIT APPARENTLY.
I DON'T HAVE A MOIRAIL OR MATESPRIT FOR EITHER DAY, BUT HAPPY #MATESPRITMONDAY AND #MOIRAILMONDAY AND FOR MY EX-MOIRAIL, HOPE YOU'RE DOING WELL, GAMZEE, AND I'M SORRY.
#NOWPLAYING GIVE IT UP - CRX
UNRELATED TO EVERYTHING ELSE: I'M FINALLY ON AN EXTENDED PTO BECAUSE THE HAULER SHIP I'M ON SUSTAINED DAMAGE IN CROSSFIRE. WE'RE FINE. BUT UNTIL REPAIRS ARE DONE, I'M ON VACATION.
I'M NOT IN THAT RANK OF PEOPLE BECAUSE NOT A SINGLE DOC SCRATCH FOLLOWS ME DESPITE BEING HERE FOR A LONG TIME. WHICH IS HILARIOUS.
You are in 'C' Tier, spot . I do not need to follow you, to know you. Also, I do follow you, and have followed you.
I have always been here. You just simply have not been wary of my machination.
I HAVE BEEN SAVING CHIT "DO IT, LADY" FOR A WHILE NOW. THERE AREN'T, SURPRISINGLY, ENOUGH OPPORTUNITIES TO USE THIS WONDERFUL MAN.
SOMETIMES I HAVE TO REMIND MYSELF THAT HE DOESN'T HAVE TO ACCEPT MY APOLOGY. I GET ANGRY ABOUT IT, BUT THEN I REMEMBER, IT'S MY FAULT. YA KNOW?
I HATE THAT I HAD TO READ THAT WITH MY OWN TWO EYES. EUGH. #VAGUELYDIRECTPOSTING
TO CLARIFY, I HAVE NO FUCKS TO GIVE ABOUT WHAT ERIDAN WANTS, BUT WHEN YOU LAY OUT THE SHIT HE WANTS, IT'S JUST AN EYEBROW RAISE. #THISISABOUTCALIGULAASCENDITNOTANYONEELSE
YOU HAVE TO BE FAT BUT NOT TOO FAT THAT HE FINDS IT DISGUSTING. YOU NEED TO BE A SLUT WHO WANTS HIM, BUT NOT REALLY, BECAUSE NOW YOU'RE DESPERATE. HE WANTS MUTANTS AND LOWBLOODS, BUT REMEMBER, YOU'RE FILTHY LOWBLOOD MUTANT TRASH WHO DON'T DESERVE HIM. I'M NOT GOING TO PREACH FROM THE ROOFTOPS ABOUT PERSONALITY. I'M SINGLE, I HAVE BEEN SINGLE, BUT PICK A FUCKING STRUGGLE. #NSFW #THISISABOUTCALIGULAASCENDITNOTANYONEELSE
I SHOULD SHARE A NEW PICTURE OF MYSELF. EVENTUALLY. I GOTTA DO SOMETHING ABOUT MY ENDLESS OCULAR BAGS.
I OWE THE HAT MAN MONEY, SO I MIGHT HAVE TO TAKE A RAIN CHECK ON THAT ONE.
HONESTLY, HE MOSTLY IGNORES ME. I DON'T THINK I'M A FAT ENOUGH SLUT FOR ERIDAN'S TASTES. #NSFW #DIRECTPOSTING #THISISABOUTCALIGULAASCENDITNOTANYONEELSE