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only twwo more nights left until #eridanwweek kicks off on nubday the 30th bilunar perigee a the 3rd dim season featurin a livve performance from the ex frontman of #JILARVVAE @ardourCorvvidae huge night for vvisual kei fans be sure to load up on #amporacoin and chitt #imcoming to display your unwwavverin fealty to THE most important thing happenin this wwhole swweep
im saying that it doesnt matter who was here first?
imagine me 0n my knees, kissing y0ur steel-t0ed b00ts, panting in desperati0n at the chance 0f earning even the tiniest sniff 0f y0ur c0caine. #substance
I DON'T KNOW WHAT A "FAT CHUD LIFE" IS, BUT FUCK MINE ANYWAYS.
you knoww i wwould contend its actually admirable under the circumstances that id honor our gentlemans agreement and endeavvor to beat off twwo highly powwerful and #oiledup men at once and anyone that wwatched the vvideo feed knowws i got my licks in too #rumblecoin #rumbleindapumpkinpatch #eridancoin #eridanwweek #imcoming
"= you are potentially one of the least sane trolls. in the history. of chittr. or other sites. ="
proud to announce that amporacoin by @lucrativveWWaste wwill hereby be accepted currency at #eridanwweek #imcoming
makin enormous movves right noww #eridanwweek
((Alright Chittr. I'm not great at pose/art ideas but I'm looking to get more GHB done. Any suggestions from the fans? >:o)
// awesome art !!
A man isnt done up to his nines if he doesnt have a handy set of specs nestled pert and pretty atop his sniffer! If it were only a matter of fashion i would have you all in spades. Er... but for me it isnt. Despite my godly gains im tragically still seeing screwy. But every once in awhile ill take a lick to the dome and suddenly ill be set straight before another rattle swiftly dislodges that bunch of bull. Weird that.
evverythins far in car and wwar
SECRETARIES ARE AWESOME, I OWN HER, HIT HER, KISS HER, HONESTLY I MIGHT GIVE HER A RAISE
theyre alwways tellin me crap like “eridan wwe dont livve in a age that necessitates cullin our lusii en masse PLEASE spare my gerbildad or hamstermom”
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↗️THANK YOU.↗️
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im not making a bio post you can #gettoknowme #hmu
↘️while other trolls studied the gym, i studied the market.↘️
if you wwanted to form a death squad you just had to say so
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Lik£, no probl£m man. Gotta giv£ you lik£, a pat on th£ back or som£thing. LMAO
FINALLY. A FELLOW ALPHA MALE WHO GETS IT.
Lik£, y£t again horrific post! Lik£, no on£ is doing it lik£, as t£rribly as you. <3
vvaguepost but some vviolet asshole on my timeline has some good points this eridan guy reallys got some grandiose ideas a howw society ought to be and maintainin this current status quo im your friendly neighborhood bronzeblood tavv last name i think i use a wwheel chair sometimes
plus 2 eridans
D --> Cookies and cream D --> Pec bursts at seams D --> Legs like steel beams jetfuel shan't melt D --> Insubordination doth be-get the belt #bars #slampoetry
i blocked out evverything except wwarrior felloww wwarrior princes rise up plus 2 eridans
please say sike this is wworse than the second airship hittin that towwer the other day
NEVERMIND. YOU ARE ONTO SOME THING.
On weekends or before a date (with Rose) I prefer to use the Greune Natural Revitalizing Shampoo, the conditioner and the Nutrient Complex. These are formulas that contain D-panthenol, a vitamin-B-complex factor; polysorbate 80, a cleansing agent for the scalp; and natural herbs. Over the weekend I plan to go to Bloomingdale's or Bergdorf's and on Rose's advice pick up a Foltene European Supplement and Shampoo for thinning hair which contains complex carbohydrates that penetrate the hair shafts for improved strength and shine. Also the Vivagen Hair Enrichment Treatment, a new Redken product that prevents mineral deposits and prolongs the life cycle of hair. Luis Carruthers recommended the Aramis Nutriplexx system, a nutrient complex that helps increase circulation. Once out of the shower and toweled dry I put the Ralph Lauren boxers back on and before applying the Mousse A Raiser, a shaving cream by Pour Hommes, I press a hot towel against my face for two minutes to soften abrasive beard hair. Then I always slather on a moisturizer (to my taste, Clinique) and let it soak in for a minute. You can rinse it off or keep it on and apply a shaving cream over it - preferably with a brush, which softens the beard as it lifts the whiskers - which I've found makes removing the hair easier. It also helps prevent water from evaporating and reduces friction between your skin and the blade. Always wet the razor with warm water before shaving and shave in the direction the beard grows, pressing gently on the skin. Leave the sideburns and chin for last, since these whiskers are tougher and need more time to soften. Rinse the razor and shake off any excess water before starting. Afterwards splash cool water on the face to remove any trace of lather. You should use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol. Never use cologne on your face, since the high alcohol content dries your face out and makes you look older. One should use an alcohol-free antibacterial toner with a water-moistened cotton ball to normalize the skin.
All of that being stated as plainly as possible, as the fairer sex I am far more willing to #Follow4Follow because the psychological concept of #FOMO is excruciatingly painful for an enlightened #BeingofLight such as myself.
The philosophies present in Plato's Symposium further this mindset, I am oft struck with Aristophanes' dialectic on the Three Sexes, The Cosmic Union of Man and Woman as a befitting Syphilitic Biological Warfare blanket to spread over the width breadth of our 'mutual following' (I believe the phrase is OOMF? You are, my only OOMF,) our 'Mutual Agreement' and 'Relationship' as stated. As obviously, the double nature is that of the one true real existence. For art their not these concepts sprinkled throughout all of the now defunct philosophies of aeons past? The concept of yin versus yang? The divine masculine and feminine? But I digress. #Plato #PartyofTwo
Fucked up in the clu8 thinking a8out the fall of the roman empire
the amp0ras are c0nsistently the funniest pe0ple 0n chittr with0ut even trying and that's unf0rtunate.
yo he kinda is though
There is an idea of a Dirk Strider, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there. It is hard for me to make sense on any given level. Myself is fabricated, an aberration. I am a noncontingent human being. My personality is sketchy and unformed, my heartlessness goes deep and is persistent. My conscience, my pity, my hopes disappeared a long time ago (probably on Earth C) if they ever did exist. There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it, I have now surpassed. I still, though, hold on to one single bleak truth: no one is safe, nothing is redeemed. Yet I am blameless. Each model of human behavior must be assumed to have some validity. Is evil something you are? Or is it something you do? #Foodforthought #Yourewelcome #Drinkdeepthedregs #Daddyishome
NOW WE WAIT FOR SCENE VRISKA.
Scene Vriska hold him to his word Scene Vriska.
Happy 8+2 followers. If this post gets 8 likes I'm posting my ass! ::::D
FAT BITCHES #NSFW
Hello, freaks. ::::) (@vriskell on tum8lr!) https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/3f/e4/a9/3fe4a9ccfe9856188c3e157e97f590d1.jpg
nevver think that common trolls should havve anythin to do wwith their owwn govvernin -troll cato #philosophy #stoicism
APPARENTLY IT'S ILLEGAL TO WOMAN NOW #INJUSTICE #FUCKTHEPOLICE #FUCKME
ITS CALLED DEPLETING LOWER CLASSES NOT GENOCIDE
sometimes as a fisherman you must cast a wwide net
obvviously chittr wwas havvin one a its iconic technical difficulty moments earlier so i wwill rechitt for good measure like this chitt or send a dm (read bio) to showw interest in festivvities centered around the feats and deeds a the wwidely knowwn aristocrat and chittr sensation eridan ampora includin a vvery exclusivve get together on his island wwhich features an awwesome shipwwreck in case there are some that dont knoww nobody wwill get culled at the party of course unless it happens in the #bloodsport wwhich wwill be present for those that like to havve a good time #eridanwweek #islandparty #flarp #gaming
KILLING IN THE NAME OF RACISM
fantastic idea i believve wwith a bit of wworkshoppin wwe could truly subjugate this entire wwebsite
eridan ampora wweek noww that has some serious potential wwe need to do somethin wwith this @caligulaAscendit @caligulasAquarium#2492 @cupidsArrow
i figured out the vwoice to text. there is truly no frontier i cannot conquer. let those wvwho believwe otherwvwise meet a swvwift end, and swvwifter de-atomization. - the orphaner dualscar
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ok i am sold on layin out a firm divvision betwween this cronus guy and the rest of us sensible jagged horned gentlemen
you cant just put #justseadwellerthings next to that unconscionable and scurrilous shit and expect us to let it slide wwatch your fuckin back traitor
it wwas a bloody and brutal affair but after stern negotiations those peasants kowwtowwed and i scuttled them wwith the airship into the briny depths #feedalusus #justorphanerthings
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some might think this is aggressivve but i wwould argue you acted wwith moderation under the circumstances
wwho up scrubbin the brine off their newwly bought airship cause the DEALER didnt say it wwasnt fuckin SEA WWORTHY anywways i razed that guys hivvestem to the ground #wwokeisbroke
:33 < hated this because thats me im mad as hell right meow
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titty rEvEal #nsfw https://filE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/imagEn_2026-03-25_022718719.png
you come to me titless on titfuck tuesday what the fuck is your problem #nsfw
this guy gets it.
#alpha
believve it or not the rumble sphere craze is linked to the fuel consumption thing
like THIS post and i will write a #Blinditem about u #manifacturingdrama #publicscrutiny #paparazzi
also you may havve noticed that chittr is desynchronized from time such that caligulasAscendit and myself are both me not too shabby eh
I mean. . . #ireely)(atetobreakittoyou #butienjoy)(owcreativeyouare #youresuc)(agreatwriter
RIGHT. SELFIES ARE STILL THE TREND OF ALL TIME. FEAST YOUR GANDERBULBS AND WEEP AS THEY MELT OUT OF THEIR SOCKETS AT THE SIGHT OF THE COGNITOHAZARDOUS SPECIMEN KNOWN AS "MYSELF." HTTPS://64.MEDIA.TUMBLR.COM/61FBD5DF47C5D301ADB6540EF71C5EB8/C6ACCFDD3BE95B3D-F9/S500X750/B71A475943F493511A2F94C21B94C6B26A1FA178.PNG
At )(ive on LODAG in my comfy clot)(es. It's a )(ive in nig)(t wit)( me and my consorts. We're watc)(ing Star Wars! 38D )(ttps://cdn.imgc)(est.com/files/c2c9b0adeb54.png #itsatrap #s)(ellfie
Men used to go to war. Men used to eat stew. Nowadays it's all just a vapid race to the bottom to see who can prostrate themselves with the lowest heads and highest asses for some worthless internet currency.
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how your email finds me https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/160b8230b7b9.jpeg
D --> I did not mention your pronouns nor do I intend to going forward
Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to have a quadrant. However that is not my path, so be it. Ego sum ira Domini.
:33 < i drew my furriend karkat! a little shy to post this one but pounce likes it https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/719749785061425157/1486107330268369077/IMG_1581.png?ex=69c44cce&is=69c2fb4e&hm=0f6633639c706bb2ae9d041d3c2263a1d2e0d3a5de86fd9bcfb71f98f02b9c87&
...captain?
aye aye capn :p
SIGHS. WOMEN!!!! OF COURSE. I REIGN SUPREME, AS THE ULTIMATE ALPHA MALE. BUT I SHAN'T ALLOW THESE WENCHES TO DRIVE A WEDGE BETWEEN US ALPHAS.
professional foid killer right here
ANOTHER DAY. ANOTHER MASTER PIECE. THIS ONE CALLED "VICTORY OVER THE DISGUSTING BITCH." BEHOLD. THE STRENGTH OF IT. THE ARTISTRY. REPRESENTING PERHAPS, ONE OF MY PROUDEST MOMENTS, AND GREATEST VICTORIES. MURDERING MY ADOMIDABLE, AWFUL, HORRIBLE BITCH OF A SISTER @URANIANUMBRA. THERE FORE ACHIEVING VICTORY IN OUR GAME. HOO HOO HOO. HAA HAA HAA. EXCELLENT MEMORIES. ANOTHER BAD ASS MOMENT, BY YOURS TRULY. THE ULTIMATE MAN GAKA. #GORE #VIOLENCE #BADASS #FUCKINGAWESOME #AWESOME #GOESHARD #THEMAN #IAMTHEMAN #THEMAN #THE #MAN #GORE #GORE #BLOOD #TEETH #BLOODEVERYWHERE #ALPHA #ALPHAMALE #ULTIMATEMANGAKA #MANGAKA #MANGA #CHAIN #BITINGMYOWNLEGOFF #LEG #CHAIN #ART #AMAZINGART #AWESOMEART #BADASSART #INCREDIBLEART #OUTSTANDINGART #NOHATERS #DEADSISTER #SISTERKILLER #KILLER #FUCKINGBADASS #BADASS #AMAZINGINCREDIBLEART #KICKASSART #MANGA #MANGAART #ANIMEART #MUSCLES #MASCULINITY #BLOOD #DEATH #LORDENGLISH #THEMAN #IAMTHEMAN HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/74CC7B32E3C5.PNG
MY TYPE. IS AN HONEST. TRADITIONAL. CONSERVATIVELY DRESSED. GOD FEARING WOMAN. AS LONG AS THE HONESTY. IS ONLY TO ME. SHE CAN BE A LYING SKANK. TO ALL OTHERS WHO SO MuCH AS BREATHE. IN HER DIRECTION. AS MY PRIZED WHORE. THE TRADITION SHE SHOuLD FOLLOW. IS ALSO ONLY ME. CONSERVATIVELY DRESSED. IN THAT. SHE CONSERVES CLOTHING FIBERS. FOR OTHER PuRPOSES. LIKE CARRYING MY BAGGAGE. AS HER BARE NAKED BODY. BuMBLES AROuND. AND TRIPS OVER ITSELF. TO CARRY MY EXTENSIVE RICHES. AND STOCKPILES OF MuNITION. THE GOD SHE FEARS. GET THIS. SHOuLD ALSO BE ME. SHE WOuLD PREFERABLY BE RICH. AND EASY TO KILL AND EAT. IF I EVER GROW BORED. OR SHE BECOMES AN IMPEDIMENT. TO MY PLANS. SHOW ME WHAT TRuE LOVE. HAS IN STORE FOR ME. I AM READY FOR GOOD THINGS.
I'LL... FOLLOW YOU BACK.
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i'mmmm really proud of your bravery
Who's a good genocidal maniac?
WHAT YOu NEED TO REMEMBER. ABOuT THE BLESSED AND SACRED PATH. THAT YOu HAVE SELECTED. IS THAT YOu ARE WINNING BY CHOOSING IT. THE STRuGGLES OF A CHASER. A CHuBBY CHASER. TO BE PRECISE. ARE PuRELY IMAGINARY. THE OBSTACLES? THEY DO NOT EXIST. YOu WILL ALWAYS OuTRuN THAT WHICH YOu SEEK. YOu WILL ALWAYS BE ABLE TO CRAM ANOTHER. CREAMY. SuGARY PIE. INTO AN OPEN MOuTH. AND KNOW. THAT LIKE THE FABLED HERO OF ANCIENT STORYBOOKS. SuCH AS THE WITCH WHO GOT. HER SHIT STOLEN AND HER CANDY HOuSE EATEN. AND MADE BOY PIE ABOuT IT. YOu ARE ONLY INVESTING EARLY. IN LONG TERM GAINS. OF THE WEIGHT VARIETY. YOu NEED TO uNDERSTAND. LIFE IS NEVER. SO CLEAR CuT AND DRY. AS CREAMY SuGARY LEMON MERINGuE. YOu HAVE TO PuT THE ENERGY INTO WHAT YOu DO. TO GET IT BACK IN WHO YOu DO. NOBILITY IS FAT. BECAuSE IT CAN AFFORD TO BE. IF YOu WANT TO GET AHEAD IN LIFE. CLIMB THE SHOuLDERS OF SOMEONE BIGGER. THE SHOuLDERS OF GIANTS. ARE NOT METAPHORICAL GIANTS. LITERALLY FIND SOMEONE BIG. AND LuMBERING. AND IMPOSING. AND LET THAT BE THE VEHICLE. THROuGH WHICH YOu ARE DRIVEN. IN STYLE. TO SuCCESS. WITH LuXuRY CuSHIONING INLAID.
EVERYONE HAS SKELETONS. CuCK GuY. THEY ARE WHAT KEEPS YOuR ORDINARILY. SPINE HAVING. BODY. EVER PROPPED uPWARDS. A DIRECTION THAT MuST BE uNFAMILIAR. TO A CHRONICALLY uNFuCKABLE SORT. SuCH AS YOuRSELF. GO BACK TO YOuR. SALTY STINKY "MOIRAIL". AND MINE HER FOR CONDIMENTS. YOu ABSOLuTE FuCKING WASTEBIN STuFFER. YOu DuMPSTER-DODGING MISPLACED GARBAGE ITEM. DON'T VAGuEPOST AT ME. I WILL uNAMBIGIOuSPOST BACK. I WILL DRAG YOu TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH BY YOuR OWN GODDAMN ENTRAILS. AND WHIP YOu. LIKE A BLOODY REINDEER. A GORY SANTA CLAuS. WILL FEAST ON ALL THE MEATY BITS THAT FALL OuT. CALLING YOu. "HOE HOE HOE!" AND DECLARING IT A "MERRY BITCHMAS!" FOR ALL THE GOOD LITTLE BOYS. AND THE OCCASIONAL GIRL. WHO IS THERE. WHOLLY BY MISTAKE. DIVERSITY HIRE.
A VERY EDuCATED QuESTION. I THINK. AND AN IMPORTANT ONE TO ASK. THERE IS ONLY SO MuCH SPACE. IN THE AIR AND THE WORLD. AND SO LITTLE OF IT. CAN BE FAIRLY ALLOCATED. TO NOISY BITCHES. CHATTY CADRES OF WOMEN. AND THE FEMALE FORM. INHERENTLY ENCROACHES ON ALL OTHER SHAPES. IN A BIG GREASY SuFFOCATING HODGEPODGE. OF uNAVOIDABLE FLABBERY GIGANTISM. IT'S ACTuALLY QuITE SCARY. WOMEN ARE THE TRuE CANCER OF THE uNIVERSE. BuT LIKE CANCER. ARE A NECESSARY EVIL. THINK ABOuT HOW MANY PEOPLE. WHO YOu DIDN'T LIKE. THAT GOT CANCER AND DIED FROM IT. CONTRACTED AND ELIMINATED FOREVER. DOESN'T THAT MAKE YOu SMILE? YOu DO IT uNCOMFORTABLY. BuT YOu STILL DO IT. WOMEN SHOuLD MAKE YOu SMILE LIKE THAT. PLuS. THINK ABOuT ALL THE NuTRIENTS. WOMEN HAVE THREE. PERHAPS EVEN MORE. POuCHES OF FAT. AS A DEVOuT FEMINIST AND HuMANITARIAN. I THINK WOMEN. PARTICuLARLY HuMAN WOMEN. SHOuLD BE ALLOWED TO DO WHATEVER THEY WANT. EAT HOT CHIP. CHARGE THEY PHONE. EVEN LIE. AND WHEN THOSE LIES CATCH uP WITH THEM. WHEN THEY ELECTROCuTE THEMSELVES TO DEATH WITH AN OVERCHARGED APPLE PHONE. WHEN THE WOuNDS SuSTAINED FROM EATING SCALDING HOT CHIP ARE ENOuGH TO SuCCuMB TO. THE HuMAN MEN OF THE WORLD SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH. WHEN I GROW BORED WITH IT THAT IS. WOMEN HAVE A PLACE. ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT.
i knoww the ovverwweight skywwhale lusus of three hates to see me comin
BY FILES. WE MEAN. FILES YOuR TAXES. WHICH MANY WOMEN CANNOT DO. WITHOuT HELP. SO YOuR SHITTY INADEQuATE FORM OF GOVERNMENT CAN FuND. MORE GRuB CRuSHER MACHINES. EVEN THOuGH IT IS YOuR "GOG" GIVEN RIGHT. TO BuILD YOuR OWN? OF THOSE FuCKING THINGS? DON'T LET THE WOMEN OF YOuR LIFE. RuIN A GOOD THING. YOu. LET YOu RuIN YOu WITHOuT THEIR HELP. IT SOuNDS TO ME. LIKE YOu NEED A WEALTH PORTFOLIO MANAGER. SOuNDS TO ME. LIKE YOu NEED $CASHOuTIBORN. AND I AM GONNA BE THAT BORN.
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