no one has evver been as niche or as eccentric as me im the least mainstream most genuine guy in all a paradox space unlike you droolin normoids
bro come on i knoww the baseline IQ for the avverage oli is abysmal but you cant be THIS dumb
i dont read your primitivve eastern vvernacular SPEAK THE IMPERIAL STANDARD OR GET CULLED
are you sure all these light market oils aint the reason youre a mutie
｢(；｀∀´) if nyot girl, why waifu?｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: blushing demure schooltroll with large rimmed glasses and a floor-length sailorfuku because she's too embarassed to show her ZETTAI ★ TERRITORY (zettai territory is the gap between her skirt and her thigh highs! (*^ーﾟ)~) who wears her hair in long twin braids to denote her PUREPUREPERFECTO kyutiehood? (;´Д｀) gyahhh... eri-chan is choto confusing megane!]
I HAVE IT, DIDN’T SAY I USED IT, CAN YOU READ? WHAT ARE THOSE FUCKING GLASSES FOR IF YOU CAN’T EVEN SCAN A MESSAGE AND PICK UP CONTEXT CLUES? IT’S FUCKING EXPIRED ANYWAY.
｢Σ(・∀・；) gyah! gomen, ai-chan!｣ ｢(；´_ゝ`) e-eri-chan didn't mean it. e-even if megane is still mad at ai-chan...｣ ｢nyobody should dishonor the east alternian gengo! ( :ﾟ皿ﾟ)｣ ｢nyeh, seriously, eri-chan. (´c_｀ ) that was a wittle much.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: nyat funny, eri-chan, east alternians descend from an ancient and sacred heritage that is NYAT uncivilized or brutish! gyahh... what if a real east alternian sees this and gets sad. (ノ_＜。) onegai, pwease, be better! do betta, eri-chan, go above and beyond! plus ultra, yoooooshhhh!!! *｡･+(人*´∀`)+･｡* gomen means sorry! (*´・з・) gengo means language.]
wwoww some pal you are i cant believve you wwere tryin to pawwn off expired oils on me im startin to think youre bein put up to somethin fishy
PLEASE, SAVE THE CONSPIRACY, IT’S LITERALLY FUCKING CANOLA OIL WITH SOME LAVENDER DISTILLED IN IT. YOU COULD DRINK THE WHOLE BOTTLE AND NOT DIE. I THINK YOU’LL BE ALRIGHT IF I DAB SOME ON YOUR WRISTS AND WAIT. WHY DO I ACTUALLY CARE. THIS WAS ABOUT YOU BEING NICHE. WHICH YOU ARE NOT.