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J⟡J⟡--> Y⟡u need ⚓︎⟡ #m♡kepissg♡⚓︎egre♡⚓︎♡g♡in ins⚓︎e♡d.. <--J⟡J⟡ ⟡U⚓︎
You Are Going To Have To Ban A Lot Of Women Then
#pissgate is trending again yes yes yyes yeysyesy esy es yes (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, #nsfwe, hold it, archive rating: P)
im saying that it doesnt matter who was here first?
imagine me 0n my knees, kissing y0ur steel-t0ed b00ts, panting in desperati0n at the chance 0f earning even the tiniest sniff 0f y0ur c0caine. #substance
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every eridan on this platform picks their nose and covers it up with fbi level gaslighting and manipulation. no proof but if you didnt doubt it at first id say thats probably enough
shit. is it t00 late t0 take that back and say the real answer is b0nnie bluebl00d?
Rainbow Drinker X Civilian Fanfiction
my stomach hurts for an unknowvn reason and I can't tell if I ate something bad or eridan followving me gavwe me a stomach ulcer.
hey n0w d0n't disparage pailtube. it and my 0nlyfiends subscripti0ns are the 0nly things keeping me sane during my chittr withdrawal.
assuming you wont name your kid something that looks like Keyspam????
:33 < wow cronus wasnt wrong when he said you were an incel redditor
:33 < take one of his capes itd be worse than his eyes unless the eridan mew faught got past his weird wizard phase then take something valuable furrom him in return >:33 :33 < congrats on beating his ass btw!! purroud of mew!
♰ insufferable ♰
dont even need context to nofin if i see ampora im #hatin
sHiIiT, bRo, I fEeL lIkE i JuSt CaUgHt A mOtHeR fUcKiNg GlImPsE iNtO tHe StAtE oF fOrEkNoWlEdGe! AiN't ThAt ThAt OnE mOtHeR fUcKiNg SeA-hOuNd FrOm AgEs Of YoRe ThAt CeMeNtEd HiSsElF aS tOp ShAgGeR oF tHe SuFfErStIcAtIoN pErIoD? dIeD fRoM a KiDnEy StOnE oR sOmEtHiNg? cAn'T sAy I'm AlL tOo ExPeRiEnCeD wItH wHoReMoNgErInG bUt I dO bE sIpPiNg HeLlA pOp :o)
hating my #wormanposting is a crime against both women and worms dont think i didnt see that shit
BOLD WORDS FROM 4 GUY WHOS3 1CON H4S POT3NT NOT3S OF G33K1SM
i will never be ashamed of my love
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bye dude or should i say bi dude since youre having an awakening
i would never forget thats my favorite fuckin part
talk shit about my man again and see what happens #yandere
"im just a littl_e guy" als0 -2
Men have enough in life.
https://wxlkstabwalk.tumblr.com/post/798506380278497282 Blah blah this is me have fun
Pretty sure I fit the dilf bill minus the guardian thing. If you evwen care. I got a descendent, does that count?
OF COURS3 YOU DONT UND3RST4ND TH3 4PP34L OF 4 GUY WHO C4N SHUT TH3 FUCK UP >:]
-2 hella jeffs
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ii. am. 2hower. iing. ii. am. u2iing. 2oap. andgettiingclean.
D --> Cookies and cream D --> Pec bursts at seams D --> Legs like steel beams jetfuel shan't melt D --> Insubordination doth be-get the belt #bars #slampoetry
mOtHeRfUcKeRs aIn't sElF-MaDe, ThEy mAnUfAcTuReD, bRoThEr. HoNk. GoTtA ChAnGe tHe nArRaTiVe bEcAuSe nOt eVeN DoUbLe dEsTiNy wAnTs tO DrOp yOu a w. HtTpS://CdN.ImGcHeSt.cOm/fIlEs/f786bFcB44d2.WeBp
HUMANS BE LIKE: HUH INCEST SUCKS AND I'M DUMB OR SOMETHING #HUMANS #BELIKE
Not you.
sCOOBY dOO TAUGHT US, tHAT THE REAL, mONSTERS ARE, rEAL MONSTERS AND, iNVESTIGATING THEM IS A BAD, iDEA IF YOU AREN'T ARMED, iT WAS A VERY, gORY SHOW, aCTUALLY, #dEEP #lITaNAL
the amp0ras are c0nsistently the funniest pe0ple 0n chittr with0ut even trying and that's unf0rtunate.
“i laugh at death!!” -puss boots (:33 < total dreamy mckitty btw!! X33)
OKAY NVM U MIGHT BE A FAKE FREAK
f𖦹ll𖦹wing fell𖦹w jades <3 i l𖦹ve y𖦹u all
tHEY CALL HIM, cOURAGE, eVEN THOUGH HE IS, cOWARDLY, bECAUSE TRUE BRAVERY IS DOING, wHAT IS RIGHT EVEN WHEN, aND ESPECIALLY WHEN, yOU ARE SCARED, pLEASE LIKE AND FOLLOW FOR MORE OF, mY, #dEEP #lITERATUREaNALYSIS
FREAK ;p BLOW MY BRAINS OUT WITH YOUR GUN THEN U CAN GET IN MY QUAD #NSFWE #GUNPLAY
pAIR'aps gettEEN laid once in a w'ile would open your eyes but clearly, Zat will nevAIR 'appen
They may hate on you for farting but you got to remember. The biggetht thtarth are made of gath :)
#nsfwe I can be trusted with young impressionable minds. Ideally if those young minds have daddy problems. If you fall into this category, feel free to DM. I can help you sail these troubled waters.
i'm 0n my hands and knees 0ver here begging f0r even the slightest whiff 0f y0ur c0ke sir. what m0re d0 y0u want fr0m me. #substance
No, wait. You finally said something interesting.
im the most special and handsomest boy in the entire vworld. (like if you agree.)
Fucking who did. X to doubt.
Insuffera8le. Like actually. My hive still has the same locks, though, so if you ever want to see if I'll fulfill that request of yours........
Meowbeast butt face works too!
--Eridan makes t)(e lemon face. Pass it on! 38*
I HOPE YOU GET BLOCKED BY EVERY KARKAT EVER.
if i call myself a pissbl00d 0n main will y0u p0ke me in the eye s0ckets.
TH4T W4S YOUR F1RST M1ST4K3
fuck off, what was it you called yourself a "racist fincel troll norwwood 3.5 propelled 8y the singular fantasy a finally receivin a nursin handjo8 from the empress herself" go wallow in that for a few more hours gog i need a shower after pasting that
quit callin me your alt you associatin yourself wwith me so freely is activvatin my gag reflex
i'm actually an #alpha y0u just have t0 ign0re the severe depressi0n and the bip0lar and the anxiety and the mild brain damage and the chr0nic pain and the 0cd intrusive th0ughts and the way sunlight makes me sneeze s0metimes.
shut up about your vvomit inducin hairline oh my god #notallamporas
that's g00d. i'll try that t00.
wh<3t d<>c3<s it mc3<<3n th<3t hc3< h<3tc3<d this
i h<3vc3< <3 p<3rtnc3<r, th<3nk y<>u vc3<ry much.
not very vacillating of them now is it
"= aaaawwwwffffuuuullll post ="
I think I n333d to s333 a prof3ssional aft3r r3ading that post. DX
i agree with jasprosesprite transition wiII fix u ;o)
your constant harassment of the female gender makes me sick man
Sound like you're in need of increased exposure. Have you tried becoming a hot woman yourself?
Please keep some things between yourself and a professional. This is not the place.
thank you for so much fun so far on chittr! ^0^ gomen my horn is quite large and covering the screen i meant to take a photo with you all! (tags: my face, rankmaid-sensei, #substance, #body-horror, #nsfw just in case, thank you gift, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6359ad2330ce.png
wHy YoU dId My MaNs LiKe ThAt? sHiT aIn'T rIgHt TwIn, I tHoUgHt We WaS aLl Up AnD oN tHe SaMe WaVeLeNgTh LaSt TiMe YoU sWaM iNtO mY dMs TrYnA cOmE oN tO mE. sHiT aIn'T rIgHt :o(
T)(at's not going to )(appen! 38V I )(ave too muc)( self reefspect. I almost platonically pity w)(at you've become.
what a h0m0er0tically charged thing t0 say. are y0u sure y0u aren't the 0ne that needs a c0ld sh0wer right n0w?
vwhatevwer you say lil bro
https://filE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/imagEn_2026-03-25_031305222.png
cause youre so fruity when youre mad
-> nah. it's because you're an asshole.
https://i.postimg.cc/rwzD1BKD/cht.png Newly arising Troll social-media platform "Chittr" has been on a hotstreak when it comes to titties. Users of the site seem to have a higher libido than the average troll.
t00 many waders 0n my feed.. unpleasant
can we like beat this dudes ass already or what
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 AND SO IT WAS ON THE FIFTH DAY, FIVE TIRELESS DAYS OF OUR RIGHTEOUS BROTHERS AND SISTERS CROSSING THROUGH THE DENSE GREEN JUNGLES OF GANJA ROUX, THEIR BACKS BATTERED BY CEASELESS FAYGO COTTON CANDY RAINS, THAT MOSESZ TURNED TOWARD HIS MIRTHFUL FOLLOWERS AND SAID, "LISTEN HOMIES, YOU GOTTA GET FUCKED UP TO GET TURNT UP WITH THE RIGHTEOUS POWERS THAT BE N' SHIT", AND SO THEY SMOKED THE STICKIEST PURPLE BUD THAT THE VIRGIN LAND COULD OFFER. Genesis Frog 3:11 #faith #subjugglator
i'll 0nly p0st rumblespheres when i hit my 2000 b00nie milest0ne 0n tr0llfundme. https://www.tr0llfundme.c0m/f/supp0rt-a-br0ke-mage-in-these-trying-times
hhoeguhlf hol kgy fuhj
You imagine me whispering this directly next to your fins? What's next, my breath against your skin while I say it? Maybe a little sensual chuckle? My god, man. I know I'm hot, but you don't have to be shy about it.
0k, n0, y0u were supp0sed t0 say "but arent y0u blind" and i was g0ing t0 say "yeah, and i think y0u've never l00ked better". let's try this again.
#roxysblinditems royal blooded guy in da ocean says hes an #incel but its all for show so that no one knows he has a massive collection of precious moments he spent his entire inheritnance on
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A smil£ lik£, might b£ good
iF aN oOk BeAsT sCrAtChEs It'S lEfT mOtHeR fUcKiNg GlUtEaL cLeFt In A cLeArInG, dOeS tHe JuNgLe ReMeMbEr ThE wAy It'S aSs DaNdRuFf ScAtTeRs AgAiNsT tHe SoIl? #tYpEsHiT
hatin ass bitch 😳👉💜 link in bio
Black Majiks of the Womanly variety.
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you wewe on the wight twack but i'm not suwe about fowcing othews into it..
B£ lik£, hon£st is m£gamind lik£, your anc£stor b£ lik£, so totally hon£st.
)(a)(a, t)(at WOULD be weird! You're so funny, -Eridan. 3XD
follow iin the foot2tep2 of your ance2twor2 and giive up and e2trogenmaxx already.