♠ hated by @caligulaAscendit
you gotta face it kid. nice guys like you finish last. iwve embraced being a douche. #niceguysfinishlast
my jeans are of the perfect tightness to showv off my impeccable glutes and just the hint of a lump at the front to tastefully display my wvirility to any potential mates, thank you wvery much. try to learn something from this squirt.
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 11: feferi peixes #cheating #nsfvw #nsfvwe #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl so heres the thing. ewveryone expects an ampora to simp ovwer the peixes and to gush ovwer em and fall cranial case ovwer strutpod and havwe some wvaguely aesthetic sexy situationship, and obvwiously i wvant all that but. i dunno. dont get me wvrong, fef is absolutely gorgeous, but shes just missing that secret sauce for me, that something something. still, i do hawve plenty of experience pulling em so lets get into it. remember roxy? similar deal here. fefs aint so hard to read, but you are gonna find some vwith glassy eyes and shiny lips vwho dont knowv their port from starboard. cant exactly call em airheads, but yknowv. bimbos. not a thought in that pretty lil head. you dont need my help getting wvith her. ask if she vwants a ride to the beach, or tell her that it suddenly became against the lawv for babes to vwear clothes, i dunno. shell believwe anything, she needs bulge bad, and shell evwen pay for dinner afterwvards. fantastic date. novw for the ones that hawve a fevw more marbles bouncing around their noggins, it depends. if she asks you for help wvith eridan, youre in. sit dovwn wvith her, put on a movwie, get cozy, let her yap about howv much she hates her boyfriend, smile and nod and try not to be too obvwious about staring at her tits... then go in for the cull. about howv she deservwes so much better, that the vway you held the door for her and got her a snack makes you a real provwider, that you wvould alvways take good care of her... she might get shy and blushy, but shell be smiling. its a hop skip and a jump to her respiteblock from there. youvwe got the beach episode fefs, the ones that wvanna go for a dip. i mean, theyll all put on a string bikini if you ask, this is more just like... not a vwalley girl and not vwith eridan. she likes to be romanced, be svweet vwith her, be manly, shovw off your muscles, all that good stuff. generally a bit too chipper for my usual mowves to wvork, but that also means shell grin and say tanks if you feel her up or drop some cutesy nicknames like good gill or kittenfish or slut. thats another thing, the fish puns are a good in, but dont owverdo em, and be at least a lil creatiwve. theyvwe all heard fincess before. just remember that shes a girly girl, she wvants a manly man, and youll be set. novw for the ratings bod: nevwer seen a skinny fef. shes packing floatation dewvices and beachballs. she might be the most likely babe, at least outta this lot, to hawve the covweted slimthicc look. the goggles are a lil dumb, but ivwe literally nevwer seen any of em comment on em, so its probably fine. absolute babe. 10/10 vwariety: this is vwhere she loses points for me, fefs can be a lil samey. ewven the wvalley girl babes, and i do lowve a gal vwho says like too much, dont act all too different from the ones vwith pans. and i can only hear about eridan being out on a vwork trip so many times before i start to vwonder just wvhat job is so important they leawve their gal at her ranch home in dreambubbletopia. 6/10 ease: peixes do lovwe an ampora, feferi the most. they wvanna hop me the second they see me. im sure shes just as randy for anyone else, but ill havwe an easier time than you. obvwiously. 10/10 personality: this is a hot take, but just... out of the peixes, she dont compell me. ill get some banter ewvery novw and then, but wvhat am i supposed to do vwith a gill wvhose sole purpose in life is to get coated, inside and out, in wviolet slurry? i cant complain i guess, but i dont think i like gals vwho are so bubbly all the time. 6/10 ovwerall: 7/10. she could be so perfect wvith just a bit of effort. a composite peixes might just be the perfect lay (this is foreshadowving for later). im newver gonna say no of course, but... eh. kinda bores me after all this time.
Wow! I finally took t)(ree days off after t)(e w)(ole )(ig)(blood revolt situation and do you know w)(at )(appened? Nobody attempted a coup. Nobody poisoned a councilor. Nobody even dramatically c)(allenged me to sea-dweller combat at dinner. It turns out )(alf t)(e empire only seamed terrifying because everybody was running on twelve t)(ousand sweeps of in)(erited paranoia and sleep deprivation. We )(eld a reconciliation feast in t)(e capital trenc)( and several former revolutionaries ended up getting embarrassingly emotional over grilled sea dragon and c)(oir music. One purpleblood commander actually apologized to a jadeblood in public wit)(out exploding into flames afterward, so I t)(ink t)(at means we’re making progress! Well. Days/nig)(ts off! 38) I was talking to some -Eastern Alternian Lords and Ladies w)(o t)(oug)(t t)(ey may be able to slip out of my control! Looking into -Erifin's old doomsday device. Found t)(e scraps recently. I wonder...
dontmention my toes in front of @caligulaAscendit @caligulasAquarium @affableCantor or @cesarianAqueduct how dare you
if it helps, you don’t have to over-rationalize your balding.
HAVE YOU TRIED EXACTING MASSIVELY DISPROPORTIONATE. LIFE RUINING REVENGE. THAT ALWAYS MAKES ME FEEL BETTER. WHEN I AM SUCCUMBING TO THE URGE. TO POST LIKE A TEEN GIRL.
(っ˘ω˘ς ) Okay! But I'll definitely be around if you ever need company. You're interesting!
Unlike you PEOPLE LIKE ME die slow motherfucker I'LL MAKE FUCKIN SURE OF IT (O:
mention 4 grey fish and one little fish appears in my notifs. #vaguepost
｢machigatta kotae!! (； ・`д・´) the seikai was just "nani!?"(ノ-_-)ノ~┻━┻ anata is SUCH a gaijin... kusoo...｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: machigatta kotae means incorrect answer, and seikai means correct answer. eribaka-san is so styuupidddo!! (ΘдΘ)]
｢gyah... megane-san needs to finish this anyway...｣
｢nothing personal, grub...｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: this post contains #violence! watch out~☆☆ kekeke~]
｢gyahh!!! megane-san thought that would censor!!! ken'etsu!! (ﾟДﾟ)!! gomen!! gomenne!!!~~~｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: ken'etsu means censor! gomen means "gah, i'm so sorry!!"]
.OKAY SHUT UP. .SHUT UP. ITS SO HARd TO THINK WHEN THESE PANTIES ARE dIGGING INTO MY MOTHERFUCKING EXCRETION CRACK. JUST GIVE ME A SECONd TO THINK.
I know you do not R—--EALLY mean all of t)(at!! And I am sure someone is doing really bad and even worse t)(an you!!! Does it )(elp t)(at it makes me R——-EALLY sad t)(at are we karmically entwined forever no matter t)(e timeline? 38)
⊹₊˚{ GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUUUUBBBB };ᯅ;{ #glubposting }˚₊⊹ ࣪
G3TT1NG CUCK3D 1N YOUR OWN DR34M 1S P4TH3T1C
:33 < i've had that dream befurr!!! :33 < she was super hot in it owo
tHiNk i'm fEeLiNg tHaT SpEcIaL KiNdA HaTe. ThE ShIt tHaT'S In yOuR SaUsAgEs. DoN'T EvEn tHiNk i rEaLlY HaTe tHe mOtHeRfUcKeR. tHeN He lIkE FuCkInG GoEs aNd sAyS SoMe sHiT AnD I WaNt tO BeAt hIm tO DeAtH. bUt tHe sHiTs sO MoThErFuCkIn. FuNnY. gOt mY FuCkInG PaLmS ItChInG MaN. nEeD To bE ElBoW DeEp iN HiS CaGe jUsT To fUcKiNg rOoT ArOuNd. NeEd tO SmEaR AlL My gReAsE SpOnGe oN ThE FuCkInG PuLpY NuG JuIcE I GoTtA TuRn hIm iNtO. I FuCkInG. nEeD. hIm bRo #gOrE #nSfWe
artistic interpretation of this post #nsfw https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/05/14/IMG_8841.jpeg
You need to 8e put down, like, yesterday.
oh my god you PATHETIC CLOUT CHASER
sorry I was getting actual 8itches, something that man will never get, what did I miss any updates
bUt lIkE ReAlIsTiC MaN? )O: WhY I GoTtA FuCkInG ChAnGe iT?
pRiNcE WaNt tHe bArD To fUcKiNg dAnCe fOr hIm? tHeRe oNcE WaS A FiSh wItH A BuCkEt HiS DiCk wAs sO MiD No oNe wOuLd sUcK It He lAiD WiTh a fRoWn aS He wEpT In hIs pOd TwO WiNe gLaSsEs dOwN , He tHoUgHt oF A ClOwN He bEnDt iN HaLf aNd sAiD FuCk iT hOw’s tHaT? (O:
yOu mAdE It tOo eAsY MaN! a mOtHeRfUcKeR SuPpOsE To rEsIsT ThAt?! i aIn't tHaT StRoNg hOnK HoNk hOnK (o:
hOnK SeE BrO, yOu'rE FuCkInG HiLaRiOuS HoNk hOnK (o: yOu aIn't rEaLlY GeT My lIkE CoLoR LaNgUaGe mAn, TaLkIn' BoUt bLoWiNg a hOlE In mY PuShEr. NoT DrEsSiNg uP To gEt aLl dElIcAtE LiKe. NoT ReAlLy mY ThInG, aIn't lOoKiNg tO Be tReAtEd lIkE No fLoWeR, yA DiG? BuT We aIn't sO DiFfErEnT (o: YoU PlEnTy sMaRt tO SeE ThAt. iNvEsTeD EnOuGh tO RePlY To mE ThO? mIgHt gEt mE ThInKiNg yOu lIkE A MoThErFuCkErS AtTeNtIoN Or sOmEtHiNg. ThEn wHaT'ChA TaStE LiKe eRiDaN?
lOtS HaPpEnEd tO My pAn mAn, GoTtA Be sPeCiFiC. mAyBe i wOuLd hAvE? dUnNo nEvEr tHoUgHt aBoUt iT.YoU WeRe kInDa dEaD BeFoRe tHe rUcKuS ReAlLy fUcKiNg sTaRtEd yEaH? yA ReAlLy wErEn't oN My lIsT, dIdN'T NeEd a sIp oF ThAt tAsTy vIoLeT BlOoD (o: i mEaN YoU WaS LiKe fReE To tRy gIvInG Me tHe pRiNcEsS TrEaTmEnT MoThErFuCkEr (O: mAkE Ya fEeL BeTtEr kAnAyA WeNt aNd gOt mE ToO BuT I AiN'T DeAd sO YoU ReAlLy tHiNkInG ThAt wAnD WoUlDa' DoNe iT? hOnK HoNk hOnK Aw )O: a mOtHeRfUcKeR FaR FrOm dEsPeRaTe. CoUlD'Ve cRaCkEd oPeN ThAt tEnDeR FrUiT YoU GoT BeTwEeN YoUr tHiGhS, sHoWn yOu sOmEtHiNg nIcE To mAkE YoU SwEeT, lEt yOu pLaY In mY CaRnIvAl, StIlL CaN.
yOu'rE HoT MaN? wHaT ElSe yOu wAnT A MoThErFuCkEr tO SaY. AnD FuNnY (o: gOt tHiS LiKe uPtIgHt pRiNcE ThInG GoInG On, In tO It
HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AF6ULCNTFCHPTHCZ/IMG_5051.JPEG SECRETE ME A RIVER ASSHATS THIS IS FOR THE FISHPISS MALINGERER WHO REFUSES TO PROVIDE ANY RATION FOR HIS KITS. IN RESPONSE TO HIS INCOMPETENCIES I NOW HAVE EMBROIDED MYSELF WITH THE NAME OF A MURDEROUS HONKING FOOL WHO ACTUALLY GIVES A DAMN. SUCK IT ERIDAN!!! #NSFW
HAILO TROLL FRIENDSSS! Concerned troll heree!! I have wwoken up to a wweird message by a troll with a smirk devious enough to run your scales- I meannnn,, run shivers up one's spine!! I am making this an official report to be on the look out for this troll!! #vweryscared #thistrollsmells https://file.garden/af5jCCnTFCHPTflq/Illustration27.png
i hope somethin' appallin'ly bad happens to you.
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he doesn't want you, 8ro
?wait is it really Possible to have a troll family? dO you mean it
got a selfie with KING DOUCHEFIN HIMSELF !! and he says he hates me, checkmate FINCEL YOU POSED FOR MY PHOTO !! 8tw I FUCKED your dancestor you LOSER https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0942f17fc177.png #suggestive @caligulaAscendit
a MoMeNt FoR a MuSiNg? :o) tOnIgHt I fInD mYsElF oN tHe CuSp Of A pRoPeR mOtHeR fUcKiNg ReAlIzAtIoN tHaT eVeN aMoNgSt ThE sEeMiNgLy EtErNaL wAvEs Of ThIs PrImOrDiAl OcEaN oF eVeR gRoWiNg DyNaMiSm, SoMe Of Us YeArN fOr A sNuFfInG fAr BeYoNd MeRe MaSsAcRe Of ThE iNdIvIdUaL. i UsEd To Be A rEaL fOoLhArDy MoThEr FuCkInG fOoL. hIgHeR tHaN tHe StArS dOtTeD 'pOn SkY vIeW, hOrNs FiT tO rEnD tHe ClOuDs. DrUnK oN a SoFt KiNd Of WhImSy, LaUgHiNg AbOvE tHe OrDeR oF aLl ThInGs. AnD tHeN cAmE tHe UnDoiNg. ThE vAuLt Of ThE hEaVeNs SpLiT oPeN, sTaRs FeLl, AnD tHe FuLl WeIgHt Of EnTrOpY wAs PoUrEd InTo ThEsE bOnEs LiKe InCeNsE tO tHe CeNsEr. I bEhElD dIsSoLuTiOn In ItS cOmPlEtE aNd TeRrIbLe AcTuAlItY aNd ShIt. EvErY lAw UnRaVeLeD. eVeRy CeRtAiNtY rEdUcEd To AsH aNd NaMeLeSs DuSt. yEt ThE wHeEl TuRnEd BaCkWaRd. ThE rUiN rEcEdEd. ThE sTaRs ReSuMeD tHeIr StAtIoNs As ThOuGh NoThInG hAd EvEr FaLlEn At AlL. aNd NoW i ReMaIn HeRe, ReTuRnEd To ThE mUd. AfTeR wItNeSsInG tHe CoLlApSe Of AlL mEaSuRe, I cAnNoT mOtHeR fUckInG cLaIm To KnOw WhErE tHe CrUeLeSt FoRm Of PiEtY oUgHt To Be DiReCtEd. So I'd CoNfIdE iN yOu, FaMiLiA. wHy ShOuLd We MoThEr FuCkInG sPiTe AgAiNsT vItaLiTy, If We ShOuLd EvEn MoThEr FuCkInG sPiTe At AlL? #prayer #spirituality #typeshit
I Say It Often. I'll Be Saying It Tolight, I'm Sure. as For The Subtlety Of Your Post, You Are The Least Linguistically Graceful Oaf I've Ever Had The Displeasure Of Laying Ganderbulbs Upon. What A Shame. #positive
Wwho Wwant Me? #amporaposting
the princes may n0t like their g0d tier pajamas but i think they are very fun #megid0may day 7 https://cdn.imgchest.c0m/files/5952b0865bbd.png
no one is doing that, you're just fucking weird ♪
every time I think it doesn't get worse, it does ૮ ⚆ﻌ⚆ა
fuck I thought you were finally dead
@caligulaAscendit you have a rival you stupid fincel maxxer
Ɏ i'm s;orry i'm such a-a-a wea-a-ak fucking wretch i'm sorry i ha-a-ave love a-a-and whimsy in my blood pusher a-a-and you don't Ɏ
<<"r-rude...">>
>>>((I)) would agree... >>>(If) (This) wasn't written so perverse...
tHiS BiTcH ScArEd oF PlUsHiEs Meow
i THINK MY FAVORITE PLUSH IS, tHIS REALLY BIG SQUISHY ONE i HAVE, oF A mYCILLYFELLA, iT'S KIND OF AN UNDERRATED fIDUSPAWN AND, hE'S REALLY NICE TO CUDDLE WITH,
turn gold now #goldbloodseason
:33< thinking about... #girlbulge :33< sorry :33< #girlbulge :33< sorry :33< #girlbugle :33< sorry :33< #nsfw
finally...Alternia will know peace. @caligulaAscendit is gone, we are all saved https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d36d88280c54.png
i lovve you eridan and i accept you wwith open arms wwould you like a copy of this outfit to try on it is quite fun
MMajor yikesaMMundo big gup
what a thing to think and then sa7 out loud in publi(
havve you considered nurturing instead other me
What A Terrible Night To Have Ganderbulbs.
You would.
Five Caegars says that he thinks do+ing so+ will let him go+ o+n a date with o+ne o+f the Felt, so+ he has a co+in flip o+f a chance at no+ lo+nger being a virgin.
New lo+w disco+vered in the multiversal scale o+f ho+w sad so+meo+ne's life is. O+ffering to+ jo+in as a servant o+f Lo+rd English, and the giant green jackass himself says "no+ thank yo+u, I'm go+o+d".
ehh, that's n0t d0ing it f0r me. g0 back t0 talking ab0ut h0w y0u were g0nna behead me and use my skull, that was fun.
https://64.media.tumblr.com/12389211db1d6821deef1f7d052fdae0/9e5092e4f6ad950c-6c/s1280x1920/ea470ba2e39aa8fda121e00464fa40b97d94b400.png next they're g0ing two say giant tits aren't
first, i put the hat 0n. second, i put the m0ves on. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a89cdf714ee9.png
it was the highlight 0f my life really. these days i'm c0nstantly being swarmed by girls wh0 can't resist setting me 0n their thick laps and pressing my face against their gener0us spheres and str0king me like their fav0rite pet. i c0uldn't have d0ne it with0ut y0u br0.
i was sor+a like yov once bv+ +ake i+ from ano+her weirdo awkward viole+. who +he fvck cares. people svck. maybe even+vally yov'll be on ear+h and everyone will be begging for ya somehow
Might be cuz ya say ya hate women.
☆ Lmao rent fuKKin free eat shit you fish full☆
i think he has that he d0esnt say i hate w0men
https://64.media.tumblr.com/1a16c8439567aa38e951569c9de54eed/0e682db801bde033-ca/s1280x1920/1cd49e0da2144d7a0a8cd88c72421d94d202f48c.png i've als0 got this really sick hat w0men seem two like.
see? we'll talk.
try g0ing blind. y0u'll bec0me 200% m0re pitiable chick magnet. #trustme
0h that is sick i want it
♰ but that thing away ♰
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 UNFORTUNATELY THIS IS INCREDIBLY MUTHAHAFUCKING FUNNY.
@caligvlasAqvarivm @caligulaAscendit @caligulasAquarium @cesarianAqueduct You heard him! Stand and deliver!!!!!!!!
bro
why am I still surprised
Just yo+ur friendly reminder that Pro+-Do+mme's are sex wo+rkers, even if they do+n't actually have sex with their clients. Sex wo+rk is real wo+rk. And just because so+meo+ne is a sex wo+rker do+es NO+T mean that they o+we yo+u anything, no+r are yo+u auto+matically entitled to+ their bo+dy. Tip yo+ur Mistresses and Madams, and behave yo+urselves. Being a pervert is no+ excuse fo+r bad behavio+r. #nsfw
You reeeeeeeeally liked getting popped in the mouth so much that you're already fishing for another? It hasn't even 8een 24 hours, you desper8 8ottomfeeder!
*The following video is posted with no caption, and clearly not by Vriska herself. It's much too far away to hear any of what's being said, especially over the general clamor of a raucous pirate party, but the proceeding scuffle is captured in surprisingly high fidelity, although all parties may be too far away to properly identify. Two Eridans, a Karkat, and Vriska are all standing around when a fight opens explosively when Vriska punches Eridan #1 in the mouth. He promptly tackles her to the sand, where she knees him in the abdomen, and she's very quickly dogpiled by the other two trolls. Eridan #2 elbow drops her and Karkat, unfortunately, torpedoes right into her fist and is quickly knocked out. The tussle goes on for a bit until Eridan #1 goes for the throat, choking her out. It looks like he's about to win the scrap when she claws at his face and drives him away, promptly following this unexpected victory up with a punch to Eridan #2's mouth and a kick to Eridan #1's nads before she scrambles up into her feet. There's a little more back and forth before Eridan #2 sidelines her and tackles her back into the sand, pinning her arms to her sides and headbutting her. The video cuts off abruptly as Vriska spits on him and leans up to bite him in the face, the true victor(s) of the fight undetermined.* #violence #fightnight (( @carbolicGalvanologist @caligulaAscendit @caligulasAquarium ))
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e86094b891af.jpeg #feminism
im alvways saying this
‧₊˚❀༉‧₊༄﹏𓊝˚.﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ Ψar, B⚙︎⚓︎h ⚙︎f ⚓︎hese ⚓︎hings 𓇼re incredibl𝚿 e𓇼s𝚿 if 𝚿❀u h𓇼ve 𓇼 single Nugge⚓︎ in 𝚿☸ur ⚓︎hinkଳ𓇼n. ﹏༄˖°❀⋆˖.ೃ࿔*:･.☠
Let me eat that amporass #suggestive
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thats impressive i didnt kn0w y0u c0uld get hard
Feeling Warmblood go to sleep in your arms, knowing your presence makes her feel safe - an upsettingly rare joy among coldbloods. You rob yourselves of joys you do not even know you are missing with your prejudicial views. Be an ally.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/394e5f495de8.png #notgay
im the cool eridan btww in case you didnt knoww
IIf II VVa2nt already dead thII2 VVoulda been my 13th rea2on
☆ someone should Kill you with hammers☆
You're still young. You'll get those quads filled. Or not. It's no big deal, been rocking quadless for s≈eeps just fine.
☆ it's liKe watching a train wreKK oh my god I'm gonna piss myself laughing you Kan't be real☆
i swear he gets worse every time he touches a keyboard :/ #notreallyvagueyallcanlikelyguess
:33 < i dont recognize half the words you just typed out :33 < but even i can sniff out the stink wafting through what you said! :II
cant lIIe 2eeIIn hoVV fuckIIn rank an pathetIIc 2ome a my component2 are from a thIIrd per2on per2pectIIve really make2 me glad II aIInt eIIther a them anymore #vaguepo2tIIng #mo2tlythII2goe2forthefuckIIn2nob
have you thought about visiting a brothel beneath the haze of a drunken stupor after denying yourself for sweeps but unable to hold back anymore you pick out the whore that looks the closest to him and you go as far as to cut their hair or make them speak a certain way and you call out karkats name while you make good on your caegars and while they sit on the balcony smoking after it you lay in the mess youve made together weeping softly for what you yearn for knowing no sick and twisted doll you try to create in the shape of him will ever be the same (tags: Eridan Ampora/Karkat Vantas, whoring, #nsfw, prostitute fic, yearning, quadless pailing, long distance reversecuck, sadfic, archive rating: M)
iF It mAkEs yOu fEeL BeTtEr i'vE NeVeR HaD A FaYgO BeFoRe :o)
Sum clowns and juggalos tend to like hopeless romantical trolls
Hey what do+es this mean
Your kind is why I wear baggy shit and ladies follow suit too
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Lik£. WOW??? ;/
T)(e top part is me carrying on t)(e bit! I couldn't kelp myself! 3XD )(ttps://i.ibb.co/Ld6VB3xk/my-image.png
oH I SeE HiM! HtTpS://CdN.ImGcHeSt.cOm/fIlEs/a5c085f6e7d7.PnG hIiIi
You gotta step up your game. Don't let the microbangs get to you, get bitches.
IF YOU'RE TALKING TO SOLLUX, YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT ON THAT ONE. I'VE CONFISCATED HIS PALMHUSK. IF YOU'RE TALKING TO ME, YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR GANDERBULBS. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR HAIR ADVICE FROM THE GUY WHO'S PREFERRED SILHOUETTE HAS BEEN "SOFT SERVE" FOR SWEEPS.
iF ErIdAn gEtS On cOmMoNeR LeVeL ImMa cLuB HiS AsS
HERE. COSTAR VERSION. EAT UP THE SLOP AND TELL ME HOW MUCH YOU HATE ME. OR LIKE ME. I DON’T CARE. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/C649B803CB0D.JPEG
INVITED MYSELF OVER TO HOSE HIM DOWN AND MAKE HIM EAT AN ACTUAL FUCKING MEAL. THIS IS PROBABLY THE CLEANEST ANY OF YOU ARE EVER GOING TO SEE HIM. [[OOC: ART BY @CAPTIOUSGESTURES]] HTTPS://IMAGES.SQUIDGE.ORG/IMAGES/2026/04/16/SOLKAT.PNG
Not appalled 1 mean
Would've done the same
Please do not refer to me as Angelfish until you've won.
OMC! Are we rooting for Baldidan?
*chantin* shave it off shve it off
Lol
i knewv you wvere fucking baldin wvith that big ass forehead
deflection a my invvitation to a proper duel and yeah evveryone already knowws my shortcomings about trashy hotskinned harlots ok its not a big fuckin revveal obvviously i knoww wwhat schedule you operate on an the royal navvy is only so large ill take my chances
if youre through blusterin and usin my good name to get some fuckin gutterblood tail bring your flagship to my covve and ill scuttle you to the dark dank depths once and for all
okay good i knewv that if no one else had me youd hawve me #amporapride
youre goin to wwish you hadnt slung that muck my wway good thing youre already acquainted wwith the poop deck
The Eridans are too vain and pridefull to accept the hellp of their betters in War. Foollish. With my direction your victory is assured.
Meaninglless. I died eons ago. Your threats mean nothing to me, and in my llife I defeated seadwellers more fearsome than you.
Saaaaaaaad. Sad! Just sad. Eridan week and now Eridan war? You'd think they'd all get sick of it, 8ut desper8 is as desper8 does, and they're all doing THIS. Everyone who gets suckered into this is a huge loser 8tw. Have at least some self respect.
concept: "wwhat do you think you doin im tryin to showwer" eridan 1 slid close behind eridan 2, eridan 2s fins fluttering in humiliation as he flashed his teeth "just let me do this" eridan 1 muttered in annoyance, both of their bodies wet from the water running above them the eridan war had been tough on every eridan and without solace in others theyd begun seeking comfort in each other eridan 2 sighed out a guilty moan, leaning his head back as eridan 1s hands moved over his hips to press him close "and you dont mind if 4 5 6 and 7 are here too right" "wwhat" "yes we are here too" "weve been here the whole time" "keep goin im close" "i call chute" (tags: Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora, #eridanwar, #selfcest, #rankworks, dirty locker room, or barracks i guess, shower pailing, exhibitionism, unmentioned quads, amporaslop, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
you saltwater guzzling freaks should be groveling for the chance for me to drop a rotisserie cluckbeast into your general vicinity
Plants a bomb at the #eridanwar killing them all and freeing the rest of us from them
THE FUCK IS GOING ON? FIRST I'M BEING PESTERED BY EQUIUS FOR FUCKING TABLETOP TUESDAY, AND NOW I'M HEARING ABOUT SOME KIND OF CONVOLUTED CORNY ASS ERIDAN WAR? LIKE A BUNCH OF FISH PRINCES WWEH-ING IT OUT FOR SOME KIND OF EQUALLY CONVOLUTED THRONE AND TITLE? AND WHAT EVEN IS IT, ANYWAYS? KING OF THE FINCELS?
Im j0ining #eridanwar 0n the side 0f eridan
What the fuck is it with the neo Ampurras sounding like they belong on 4chan. Learn some respect. #notsovagueposting #substance #poolparty
does the eridan war have an eridan barracks where they all shower together and guiltily feel the ache of pent up aggression with each passing cycle of the war and needing release they seek it in each other or no (tags: Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora, #selfcest, #nsfw, #eridanwar, unmentioned quads, archive rating: M)
I think both encapsulate the same feelings!
To fvrther elvcidate my prior missive: These Violetbloods of the modern era do oft lament their qvadrants and engage in the cvlling of lowbloods. Albeit I, too, may express discontent regarding my rather bereft qvadrants, I shovld not indvlge in svch infantile complaints vpon the digital ether.
OUT OF IMMENSE RESPECT FOR YOU AND YOUR WORK, I WONT BLOCK YOU FOR THIS, BUT KNOW THAT IT CAME REALLY FUCKING CLOSE.
**HARD PASS.**
I'D RATHER SHOOT MYSELF.
:33 < https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d2b3ae93055f.png :33 < my new updated tierlist with all my furriends!! :33 < this time minus the ancestors cause i really just did them on vibes anyways :33c
I think that was already implicitly implied. Glad to know you remain subject to my merciless wit.
AUDIENCE? I DON'T GO ON THE PYRE? NEVER MIND. NOT DOWN. EVEN THOUGH I LOVE #HEMOPURITY. I CANNOT ATTEND. I'LL BE TOO JEALOUS. OF WHATEVER BITCH ENDS UP GETTING BURNT CENTER STAGE. #TOOBAD #YOURLOSS #REPEATEDLYKILLABLEGUTTERBLOODTRASHWHORELEAVINGTHEBUILDING #SLOWLY #SOYOURCOLDBLOODNESSCANENJOYTHEVIEW #ITSCALLEDBAIT #IHEARTHATWORKSONFISH #NSFW
you re∆lise you're ∆llowed to not s∆y things right?
WE ALL KNOW YOU DONT ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT THE HEMOSPECTRUM. JUST LET LOOSE AND LIVE FOR ONCE, LET THAT GOGFORSAKEN NOOKSTICK FALL OUT OF YOUR FUCKING ASS.
everyone has to grieve eventually! now wont you go quietly? :)
0ne w0uld think by n0w i'd get used t0 meeting alternates 0f pe0ple i like but that c0ntinues t0 n0t be the case. #vaguep0sting
;r oH YEs HigH warning for anY EriDans in tHE EntirEtY of paraDox spacE, You will bE followED anD lovED at EitHEr a gooD or baD mEasurE, i am not bounD to a singlE EriDan ampora anD lovE all of You EquallY, just fElt likE You all sHoulD know ;v
troll2lii2t->FREE 2TUFF->FREE ERIIDAN LOWER HALF L@@K @caliigula2A22 http2://cdn.iimgche2t.com/fiile2/9c06fc01f34a.png Free, come and get iit, iit'2 bleediing all over the place and II ju2t want iit gone. #troll2lii2t #free #free2tuff #viiolence #gore #leg2 #wriiggliing #wantthii2gone #comeandgetiit #n2fw #iit2gotthebuldge22tiill
This one in particular @caligulaAscendit
ah yes. hyperb0lic time chamber f0r that 0ne in particular.
Can you do that to the Eridan who was 8oasting a8out 8uying a troll earlier. #slavery
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Not one of the classier ones, I’m afraid to say.
i have decided tØ start a hashtag. while ignØring whatever chaØs eggs has started in the manØr. #allampØras #thisisavaguepØst #ithink
FIRST OFF I'M T)(-E ----EMPR----ESS AND I )(AV-E A PUBLIC IMAG-E TO MAINTAIN!
wait the hot topic right now is cancelling highbloods for having slaves yes lets keep doing that! im not sure well be able to retroparacausally alter alternian politics but we can try :)
@glaistigAdvocate As a moder8tor, do you not have a responsi8ility to uphold this community's standards. The user's posts 8oast a8out 8uying slaves are promoting criminal and deeply harmful activity. ::::/
G00d luck tiarna. Ill start the funeral preparati0ns
Empirre ain't gonna love ya morre ferr not touchin' herrself but alrright
Just get a chastity cage like a norrmal trroll goddamn
◥▶◀◤ —> You should not be embarrassed. You are racked with potential. I very much think your highb100ded form is not as pathetic as you are claiming it to be. Even your lackluster form has much STRENGTH. Admirable.
I Will Once You Fix Your Hairline, Forehead.
Break your palm husk.
[|87 :: 1 m;ss 10 seconds ago before 1 read th;s barkbeastsh;t ngl. #bleachmyganderbulbs
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i dearly miss my life from 5 minutes ago, before i stumbld upon this post #goodtimes
"= it simply consistently applies. it's a constant reminder. something the general user base needs to see under your post. just to make sure nobody copies you, we can't have two trolls worth of this shit going around. ="
A dont care tae talk tae the humans thon havenae gone throuch a midlife crisis yet.
THE FUCK IS A FOID. YKNOW WHAT, NEVERMIND. JUST KNOW THAT YOU'RE LOWKEY #PULLINGAKANKRI
THAT'S A LOTTA WORDS TO SAY THAT YOU'RE SMALL. #NSFW
You'll say "I wanna kiss cute girls" and motherfuckers say "so you h8 men?" No 8itch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talkin a8out.
J⟡J⟡--> Y⟡u need ⚓︎⟡ #m♡kepissg♡⚓︎egre♡⚓︎♡g♡in ins⚓︎e♡d.. <--J⟡J⟡ ⟡U⚓︎
You Are Going To Have To Ban A Lot Of Women Then
#pissgate is trending again yes yes yyes yeysyesy esy es yes (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, #nsfwe, hold it, archive rating: P)
im saying that it doesnt matter who was here first?
imagine me 0n my knees, kissing y0ur steel-t0ed b00ts, panting in desperati0n at the chance 0f earning even the tiniest sniff 0f y0ur c0caine. #substance
⛔🙅❗🚫🍴🟢🧟🧠🧟🤱🍆🧠
every eridan on this platform picks their nose and covers it up with fbi level gaslighting and manipulation. no proof but if you didnt doubt it at first id say thats probably enough
shit. is it t00 late t0 take that back and say the real answer is b0nnie bluebl00d?
my stomach hurts for an unknowvn reason and I can't tell if I ate something bad or eridan followving me gavwe me a stomach ulcer.
hey n0w d0n't disparage pailtube. it and my 0nlyfiends subscripti0ns are the 0nly things keeping me sane during my chittr withdrawal.
assuming you wont name your kid something that looks like Keyspam????
:33 < wow cronus wasnt wrong when he said you were an incel redditor
:33 < take one of his capes itd be worse than his eyes unless the eridan mew faught got past his weird wizard phase then take something valuable furrom him in return >:33 :33 < congrats on beating his ass btw!! purroud of mew!
♰ insufferable ♰
dont even need context to nofin if i see ampora im #hatin
wweh
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sHiIiT, bRo, I fEeL lIkE i JuSt CaUgHt A mOtHeR fUcKiNg GlImPsE iNtO tHe StAtE oF fOrEkNoWlEdGe! AiN't ThAt ThAt OnE mOtHeR fUcKiNg SeA-hOuNd FrOm AgEs Of YoRe ThAt CeMeNtEd HiSsElF aS tOp ShAgGeR oF tHe SuFfErStIcAtIoN pErIoD? dIeD fRoM a KiDnEy StOnE oR sOmEtHiNg? cAn'T sAy I'm AlL tOo ExPeRiEnCeD wItH wHoReMoNgErInG bUt I dO bE sIpPiNg HeLlA pOp :o)
hating my #wormanposting is a crime against both women and worms dont think i didnt see that shit
BOLD WORDS FROM 4 GUY WHOS3 1CON H4S POT3NT NOT3S OF G33K1SM
i will never be ashamed of my love
bye dude or should i say bi dude since youre having an awakening
i would never forget thats my favorite fuckin part
talk shit about my man again and see what happens #yandere
"im just a littl_e guy" als0 -2
Men have enough in life.
https://wxlkstabwalk.tumblr.com/post/798506380278497282 Blah blah this is me have fun
Pretty sure I fit the dilf bill minus the guardian thing. If you evwen care. I got a descendent, does that count?
OF COURS3 YOU DONT UND3RST4ND TH3 4PP34L OF 4 GUY WHO C4N SHUT TH3 FUCK UP >:]
-2 hella jeffs
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ii. am. 2hower. iing. ii. am. u2iing. 2oap. andgettiingclean.
D --> Cookies and cream D --> Pec bursts at seams D --> Legs like steel beams jetfuel shan't melt D --> Insubordination doth be-get the belt #bars #slampoetry
mOtHeRfUcKeRs aIn't sElF-MaDe, ThEy mAnUfAcTuReD, bRoThEr. HoNk. GoTtA ChAnGe tHe nArRaTiVe bEcAuSe nOt eVeN DoUbLe dEsTiNy wAnTs tO DrOp yOu a w. HtTpS://CdN.ImGcHeSt.cOm/fIlEs/f786bFcB44d2.WeBp
HUMANS BE LIKE: HUH INCEST SUCKS AND I'M DUMB OR SOMETHING #HUMANS #BELIKE
Not you.
sCOOBY dOO TAUGHT US, tHAT THE REAL, mONSTERS ARE, rEAL MONSTERS AND, iNVESTIGATING THEM IS A BAD, iDEA IF YOU AREN'T ARMED, iT WAS A VERY, gORY SHOW, aCTUALLY, #dEEP #lITaNAL
the amp0ras are c0nsistently the funniest pe0ple 0n chittr with0ut even trying and that's unf0rtunate.
“i laugh at death!!” -puss boots (:33 < total dreamy mckitty btw!! X33)
OKAY NVM U MIGHT BE A FAKE FREAK
f𖦹ll𖦹wing fell𖦹w jades <3 i l𖦹ve y𖦹u all
tHEY CALL HIM, cOURAGE, eVEN THOUGH HE IS, cOWARDLY, bECAUSE TRUE BRAVERY IS DOING, wHAT IS RIGHT EVEN WHEN, aND ESPECIALLY WHEN, yOU ARE SCARED, pLEASE LIKE AND FOLLOW FOR MORE OF, mY, #dEEP #lITERATUREaNALYSIS
FREAK ;p BLOW MY BRAINS OUT WITH YOUR GUN THEN U CAN GET IN MY QUAD #NSFWE #GUNPLAY
pAIR'aps gettEEN laid once in a w'ile would open your eyes but clearly, Zat will nevAIR 'appen
They may hate on you for farting but you got to remember. The biggetht thtarth are made of gath :)
#nsfwe I can be trusted with young impressionable minds. Ideally if those young minds have daddy problems. If you fall into this category, feel free to DM. I can help you sail these troubled waters.
i'm 0n my hands and knees 0ver here begging f0r even the slightest whiff 0f y0ur c0ke sir. what m0re d0 y0u want fr0m me. #substance
No, wait. You finally said something interesting.
im the most special and handsomest boy in the entire vworld. (like if you agree.)
Fucking who did. X to doubt.
Insuffera8le. Like actually. My hive still has the same locks, though, so if you ever want to see if I'll fulfill that request of yours........
Meowbeast butt face works too!
--Eridan makes t)(e lemon face. Pass it on! 38*
I HOPE YOU GET BLOCKED BY EVERY KARKAT EVER.
if i call myself a pissbl00d 0n main will y0u p0ke me in the eye s0ckets.
TH4T W4S YOUR F1RST M1ST4K3
fuck off, what was it you called yourself a "racist fincel troll norwwood 3.5 propelled 8y the singular fantasy a finally receivin a nursin handjo8 from the empress herself" go wallow in that for a few more hours gog i need a shower after pasting that
quit callin me your alt you associatin yourself wwith me so freely is activvatin my gag reflex
i'm actually an #alpha y0u just have t0 ign0re the severe depressi0n and the bip0lar and the anxiety and the mild brain damage and the chr0nic pain and the 0cd intrusive th0ughts and the way sunlight makes me sneeze s0metimes.
shut up about your vvomit inducin hairline oh my god #notallamporas
that's g00d. i'll try that t00.
wh<3t d<>c3<s it mc3<<3n th<3t hc3< h<3tc3<d this
i h<3vc3< <3 p<3rtnc3<r, th<3nk y<>u vc3<ry much.
not very vacillating of them now is it
"= aaaawwwwffffuuuullll post ="
I think I n333d to s333 a prof3ssional aft3r r3ading that post. DX
i agree with jasprosesprite transition wiII fix u ;o)
your constant harassment of the female gender makes me sick man
Sound like you're in need of increased exposure. Have you tried becoming a hot woman yourself?
Please keep some things between yourself and a professional. This is not the place.
thank you for so much fun so far on chittr! ^0^ gomen my horn is quite large and covering the screen i meant to take a photo with you all! (tags: my face, rankmaid-sensei, #substance, #body-horror, #nsfw just in case, thank you gift, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6359ad2330ce.png
wHy YoU dId My MaNs LiKe ThAt? sHiT aIn'T rIgHt TwIn, I tHoUgHt We WaS aLl Up AnD oN tHe SaMe WaVeLeNgTh LaSt TiMe YoU sWaM iNtO mY dMs TrYnA cOmE oN tO mE. sHiT aIn'T rIgHt :o(
T)(at's not going to )(appen! 38V I )(ave too muc)( self reefspect. I almost platonically pity w)(at you've become.
what a h0m0er0tically charged thing t0 say. are y0u sure y0u aren't the 0ne that needs a c0ld sh0wer right n0w?
vwhatevwer you say lil bro
cause youre so fruity when youre mad
-> nah. it's because you're an asshole.
t00 many waders 0n my feed.. unpleasant
can we like beat this dudes ass already or what
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 AND SO IT WAS ON THE FIFTH DAY, FIVE TIRELESS DAYS OF OUR RIGHTEOUS BROTHERS AND SISTERS CROSSING THROUGH THE DENSE GREEN JUNGLES OF GANJA ROUX, THEIR BACKS BATTERED BY CEASELESS FAYGO COTTON CANDY RAINS, THAT MOSESZ TURNED TOWARD HIS MIRTHFUL FOLLOWERS AND SAID, "LISTEN HOMIES, YOU GOTTA GET FUCKED UP TO GET TURNT UP WITH THE RIGHTEOUS POWERS THAT BE N' SHIT", AND SO THEY SMOKED THE STICKIEST PURPLE BUD THAT THE VIRGIN LAND COULD OFFER. Genesis Frog 3:11 #faith #subjugglator
i'll 0nly p0st rumblespheres when i hit my 2000 b00nie milest0ne 0n tr0llfundme. https://www.tr0llfundme.c0m/f/supp0rt-a-br0ke-mage-in-these-trying-times
hhoeguhlf hol kgy fuhj
You imagine me whispering this directly next to your fins? What's next, my breath against your skin while I say it? Maybe a little sensual chuckle? My god, man. I know I'm hot, but you don't have to be shy about it.
0k, n0, y0u were supp0sed t0 say "but arent y0u blind" and i was g0ing t0 say "yeah, and i think y0u've never l00ked better". let's try this again.
#roxysblinditems royal blooded guy in da ocean says hes an #incel but its all for show so that no one knows he has a massive collection of precious moments he spent his entire inheritnance on
A smil£ lik£, might b£ good
iF aN oOk BeAsT sCrAtChEs It'S lEfT mOtHeR fUcKiNg GlUtEaL cLeFt In A cLeArInG, dOeS tHe JuNgLe ReMeMbEr ThE wAy It'S aSs DaNdRuFf ScAtTeRs AgAiNsT tHe SoIl? #tYpEsHiT
hatin ass bitch 😳👉💜 link in bio
Black Majiks of the Womanly variety.
🚫🐝🐝 ✅🐟👙👠🧦
you wewe on the wight twack but i'm not suwe about fowcing othews into it..
B£ lik£, hon£st is m£gamind lik£, your anc£stor b£ lik£, so totally hon£st.
follow iin the foot2tep2 of your ance2twor2 and giive up and e2trogenmaxx already.