Eridan Ampora
@caligulaAscendit
sensitivve young man | classicist | hopeless romantic | philosopher | radical indivvidual | sophisticated intellectual | paragon a poetic grace | heartthrob a vvibrant young wwomen
this platform needs a more unflinchin approach howw much to purchase chittr
i wwas gonna ban all the wwomen except for the ones that are nice to me an youre not bein vvery nice right noww so i guess that solvves that
duty calls an by that i mean the privvy more on my proposal for a neww chittr later #makechittrgreatagain
I dunno. I t)(ink t)(is place is great!
NOTE TO SELF: IT IS MORE PLEASURABLE TO PLUCK ONE’S OWN EYES OUT WITH A CULLING FORK AND FEED THEM DIRECT TO IMPERIAL DRONES THAN LISTEN TO A DAVE STRIDER SPECIAL PLAYLIST.
CHITTR SHADY FACT #26 • “actually i heard (from a trusted source) that eridan is really attractive and clever too??”
fact checked by real eridan fans
anyway third cup of tea that will totally get my mind off things
im saying that it doesnt matter who was here first?
youre right jade it doesnt matter its about conquerin wwhat came before wwhich is precisely wwhat i plan on doin
uh huh… sure… :| no idea what the fuck you are on about but whatever
anyone wwant to be the troll grimes to my troll elon musk
theres no wway you abstain from your chittin addiction the same wway you cant abstain from pailtube
hey n0w d0n't disparage pailtube. it and my 0nlyfiends subscripti0ns are the 0nly things keeping me sane during my chittr withdrawal.
shit. is it t00 late t0 take that back and say the real answer is b0nnie bluebl00d?
imagine me 0n my knees, kissing y0ur steel-t0ed b00ts, panting in desperati0n at the chance 0f earning even the tiniest sniff 0f y0ur c0caine. #substance
i like the attention to detail particularly the part about my boots an your mouth but its missin a narrative again from the top pissblood
I DON'T KNOW WHAT A "FAT CHUD LIFE" IS, BUT FUCK MINE ANYWAYS.
didnt knoww you had game
wwent to the buyblock not only is it filled wwith lowwbloods but they got the bloody egg lepus here oh great alternian empire bestoww me the strength not to smoke him in front a all these grubs
You want to kill him so bad it makes you look stupid.
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fuck you
every eridan on this platform picks their nose and covers it up with fbi level gaslighting and manipulation. no proof but if you didnt doubt it at first id say thats probably enough
wwevve all done thins wwere not proud a like pickin our noses gaslightin on the other hand is a perfectly acceptable praxis at least wwe dont eat our goobies like the davves