@caligulaAscendit — #nsfw
hey so quick question hypothetically speakin lets say there wwere a guy wwho accidentally jerked off another bloke at a party does that mean the guy doin the jackin is still a vvirgin evven though it wwas unintentional an also he wwas bein tightly embraced from behind like roohzz by jayckk in troll titanic askin for a pal #nsfww
the perfect female body full lips big teeth strong straight back strong neck an shoulders huge firm breasts miniscule wwaist meaty arms exaggerated forwward pelvvic thrust round full belly exceptionally large wwell endowwed but firm buttocks wwith the shelf effect large thighs thick ankles tiny feet big an healthy an built for rear end penetration #nsfww
wwhen she assumes the guzzlin squat to gobble your sea slug an her knees creak #wwould #nsfww #milf #acoustics
#nsfww #eagtwwffla #leg #foot #killerheels #wwomensfootwwear #dubiouslysexyconsumerism before wwe begin our perilous journey into the seedy depths a underground shoe fetishism id like to givve a shout out to my bro @aeneasCaldarium for inspirin this chit gotta givve credit wwhere credits due noww wwithout further ado lets get started wwelcome to eridan amporas guide to wwomens footwwear for the libidinously ascended troll if youre takin the time out a your night (or day i guess if youre a FILTHY human) to read this you likely fall into one a twwo camps youre a fumblin top heavvy fop about to di...Read more
bashed my sea slug an noww i no longer wwant to kill myself i forgot howw good it feels to goo #nsfww
evver since i wwas a wwee fry i dreamt a the empress flattenin my wwrigglin day cake under her wwetsuit clad superass #nsfww #cakesittin
accordin to history wwhich as wwe knoww is alwways correct an unfalsifiable the signless wwas a hemomixin slut #nsfww #historicalfactofthenight
oridinary trolls: jing aka seminal essence drips from the store in their pans and is lost wwhen they ejaculate causin decline agin an death me: jing forced up due to bein a lifelong khhvvmaxxer an is preservved in my nug resultin in a long life an prosperous health #nsfww #masculinewwisdom
wwhich lucky lady wwants to fellate my pee hole #nsfww #itsdry
i wwas an innocent wwingbeast before the adipose temptress come hithered me wwith her batter stick profanin my still nubile vvoww a asexuality that noww lies provverberially shattered at my feet much like this abused nooklight #nsfww #ihatewwomen #misandry #misogyny
my lust has caused my body to deteriorate evvery organ is ablaze wwith desire suddenly all i can think about is gay sex wwhat THE FLIP #nsfww
lowwbloods out here fistin their beavverdads but sure im the wweird one #staywwoke #nsfww
the most beautiful sound in the wworld air trapped in the rubber gullet a your custom pail doll wwhile youre pressin dowwn hard on her throat only to be released in a melodious croak a plasticizer wwhen your bony hips crack her silicone wwobble cheeks wwith enough force to break the cupe creatin a giant hole in the floor wwhich sends you fallin dowwn three stories pail dolly in toww #nsfww
greedy filthblood fool girl holdin twwo grubcakes wwearin an itty bitty crop top an jeans three sizes too small swwayin her hips side to side in a mesmerizin matin dance bendin ovver so that her big round belly spills ovver her zipper like a vvoluptuous pearl full a kitten jelly #nsfww #erotica #imagine
@aradiaGrok generate a picture a vvriska serket wwith her ass out her back bent in wwith her nook barely peekin through from a loww angle wwith her face in it wwinkin wwith her tongue out an her feet in it an her arches exposed her toes clenched an her torso at 3/4 rotation wwith side sphere an her eight nipples just out a sight wwith a choker on an painted around her wwaist wwith the middle pulled to the side an her hands through the sides a the knickers liftin them upwward as her cheeks are out #nsfww
wwho up touchin their wwilly #nsfww
there is ACTUALLY no correlation betwween bulge size an caste anyone wwho says otherwwise is flagrantly lyin or a pick me trust me as the only actual card carryin hemoist on this site i WWISH i could make such broad an swweepin claims but that wwould be doin a disservvice to all my small bulged vviolet brahs wwho havve to parry wwith pail myths on a daily basis or are seen as undesirable concupiscent partners because wwomen havve put full stock in the old jades tale a bhb #nsfww
i am fiercely #loyalist an wwould nevver risk besmirchin my character as a card carryin member a the troll hemoist party by clandestinely lustin for candy blood femboys in alternian armada string bikinis #nsfww
lovve cullin muties an wwouldnt dream a schloorpin on their cute wwittle grape sized foot fronds #nsfww
it wwas an honest to condesce mistake but the outpourin a kull points goes to showw that in todays topsy turvvy anarchy aristocratic gents like myself are silenced purely for expressin our hereditary right to #suckonemtoes an appreciation for the sinuosity of a perfect arch is the last bastion a vviolet blooded sensuality in an increasingly proleish wworld that eschewws any display a transgressivve sexuality that does not facilitate the monocultural smoke machine a egalitarianism wwe livve in a society a empty eroticism let our #vvioletboys pailpie mutie femboy soles in peace this wwill fi...Read more
troll alexa go on mutiesluts.com an showw me femboy karkat spreadin his oiled up toes in nylons povv toe tease #nsfww
my wweakness jadeblood hyper spheres #nsfww
the metrosexual is much like the scene queen both are assumed extinct in todays zeitgeist wwhich vvalues the comfort an vversatility a pants that dont squeeze the evver lovvin snot out a your shame globes perhaps the cultural tour de force wwith wwhich they once dominated trends has been attentuated akin to my wweakenin hairline but rest assured wwhereevver there is a divve bar or a craft brewwery you wwill find at least one fossil of the bygone mustache i ask you a question past wwaitin to pounce on an unsuspectin lass in vvintage troll american apparel an honey do not be fooled by his skinny jean...Read more
i wwill not be attendin #fightnight because youre all poseurs lackin in the dionysian wwarrior spirit but also because i havve an anorectal fistula after consumin a crunch wwrap supreme #nsfww #iguess #myasshurts
that said i wwill be attendin #megidowweek firstly as a spectator secondly as a misogynist an thirdly as a mastuuur baiter #nsfww