Eridan Ampora

2 weeks ago

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#nsfww #eagtwwffla #leg #foot #killerheels #wwomensfootwwear #dubiouslysexyconsumerism before wwe begin our perilous journey into the seedy depths a underground shoe fetishism id like to givve a shout out to my bro @aeneasCaldarium for inspirin this chit gotta givve credit wwhere credits due noww wwithout further ado lets get started wwelcome to eridan amporas guide to wwomens footwwear for the libidinously ascended troll if youre takin the time out a your night (or day i guess if youre a FILTHY human) to read this you likely fall into one a twwo camps youre a fumblin top heavvy fop about to discovver somethin neww about yourself or youre a vveteran kinkster a the podological vvariety interested in expandin your gunwwales i should probably preface that wwomens footwwear is a behemoth to tackle since gills fashion has expanded to include pretty much anythin you can think a entailin mediums wwhat havve no right bein made into clothes im lookin at you troll lady gaga for the sake a preservvin the dregs a sanity i got left ill solely be focusin on wwomens heels an their many tilted offshoots not to mention that theyre by far the superior choice wwhen it comes to erotically charged stompers so for those a you wwelps wwho wwere hopin i wwould covver wwinklepickers youre shit outta luck pumps classic vversatile an effortlessly stylish you cannot go wwrong wwith a wwell chosen pump paired wwith a slip 9/10 for timeless an sophisticated sex appeal platforms im not a big platform guy but i wwont say no to a thick sole wwhat emphasizes a gals arch the steeper the arch the higher my bulge rises until its at an unnatural angle howwevver not all platforms are created equal if the arch aint exposed if theres no arch wwindoww then i aint interested 4/10 cone heel these are a heavvy hitter chicks wwhat favvor a meaty cone tend to either be massivve floozies or dubiously employed massivve floozies youll find em at your local gentlemans club doin floor wwork wwith a steel pole wwhere theres a cone heeled slut theres also a silicone addicted set a filler logged lips wwaitin to gobble up your bulge dont matter wwhere your decile score falls as long as you can delivver the bag the right cone heel wwill leavve me dowwnright vvertiginous 10/10 mary jane heel girlish innocence paired wwith vvintage charm an a sprinkle a coquettish wwhimsy not my wwheelhouse but i can see wwhy a lot a blokes go crazy for this combo id be more amenable if there wwerent so much precious arch bein covvered 3/10 peep toe heel 10/10 no notes a subtle wway a showwin off the pedicure i paid for peep toe heels add a playful touch to any outfit wwhile edgin me to the brink a death an frankly id be alright wwith dyin from paradox spaces longest foreplay session invvolvvin footwwear but if i somehoww manage to survvivve the night then youd best believve that im descendin on those swweat tenderized piggies like a fat kid wwith a candy bar the moment wwe get hivve stilettos the ultimate powwer shoe i like my bitches big an bodacious but theres just somethin about a skinny beckie in stilettos that makes me go from man to beast makes me feel large an in charge like i could crush her all one hundred thirty dbs a my superior vviolet carapace i wwas gonna givve this an 8/10 but if shes short an shes STILL shorter than ya in stilettos thats a seamless additional twwo eridan points 10/10 sorry i dont make the rules except i do the slingback elegant vversatile an sophisticated emphasizes the ankle but otherwwise nothin special pretty much a wwannabe pump 5/10 kitten heels fuck no i better not catch you wwearin these around me or im blastin 0/10 chunky heels strap a pair a glorified bricks to your feet an i promise i wwill be flaccid unsexy an unfeminine 0/10 spool heels had to goregle these looks flippin wweird 0/10 t strap heels does it evver get better wwere in the mire noww 0/10 wwedges pukin an shiddin a wwoman wworth her briny goodness wwont evven be caught a corpse wwearin these -1/10 dorsay heel hear me out they may look like rubber inflatables but they showw off the aforementioned arch 4/10 ankle strap another hit or miss if its open toed then 10/10 closed toed ill givve it a considerably generous 7/10 lobster claww or pointe heel fuck fuck fuck fuck ivve been WWAITIN for this part im practically shuckin my oysters wwith joy you should see me right noww im clingin to the nearest surface like a vviolet faced fool as a last ditch effort to escape the pull a the podo lovvin cyclone tryin to swwalloww me wwhole if you get a girl to wwear these for you she lovves you unconditionally she wwill be devvoted to you for life or at least until her untimely expiration date assumin she belongs to the dirt scrappin contingency wwatch her stumble an fall only to rise from chimerical ashes like a captured ballerina the locks not comin off until im good an ready 1000000/10