Eridan Ampora
@caligulaAscendit
sensitivve young man | classicist | hopeless romantic | philosopher | radical indivvidual | sophisticated intellectual | paragon a poetic grace | heartthrob a vvibrant young wwomen
giant green moon please grant me a derpina matesprit
Brother, you are NOT the moon. You LIVE there. Are you daft???? Once we rogaine you up, Eri, you'll get that Derpina. You will.
I am allowed to speak for it as it’s creator and original inhabitant.
good one tavv i wwas gonna call you a slur but your rapid display a mental agility made me bit my tongue
yEAH, tHAT IS PROBABLY THE BEST ANSWER, yOU COULD HAVE GIVEN OUT OF THE MAYBE, fOUR AND POTENTIALLY FIVE IF WE STRETCH IT, pOSSIBILITIES, i MEAN WE ALL LOVE YOUR, pLAYFUL GENOCIDAL HATRED OF, aLL LANDDWELLERS THAT IS LIKE, a CHARMING CHARACTER QUIRK,
wwhat can i say it wwasnt a huge loss for team xy wwhen you decided to swwitch sides almost like you wwere nevver on the team in the first place hrmm wwe all saww it comin from a nautical mile awway i suppose nowws the best time than evver to congratulate you on your metamorphosis bottoms up to your newwfound wwomanhood unfortunately youre still a shitblood an wwont be spared from the mass cullin on the basis a your bee ess multi marginalized status as outlined by section 9 article 45 a my manifesto a shame you wwere one a the good ones
the sheer vvolume a mirth enthralled clowwns in this shithole is makin me lose hair in my sleep if i wwas exaggeratin the baldin thin before then noww im definitely recedin
if it helps, you don’t have to over-rationalize your balding.
im a terrible person wwith a nil quantity a redeemable traits im nevver gonna change i can only plummet dowwnwward at an unprecedented record breakin rate im the biggest flop the fattest jobbie in societys unflushed porta potty its nevver gonna get better huh #imisshim
:33 < because you're easy to piss off. :33 < very meninist of you.
the last thin i need is advvice from a zealous circusfreak in saggin harem pants i swwear evvery time i look awway the ground splits open an spits out another honkin clubmonger noww if youll excuse me youvve reminded me i havve a hivveslavve to buffet bloody
HAVE YOU TRIED EXACTING MASSIVELY DISPROPORTIONATE. LIFE RUINING REVENGE. THAT ALWAYS MAKES ME FEEL BETTER. WHEN I AM SUCCUMBING TO THE URGE. TO POST LIKE A TEEN GIRL.
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/B2GWCP2X/IMAGE.PNG HOW ELSE WOULD YOU DESCRIBE. THIS REVOLTING DISPLAY. OF YOUR BARE. THROBBING. COLLAPSING AND EXPANDING. BLADDER BASED. VASCULAR SYSTEM. AND ALL THE JUVENILE FEELINGS. OF YEARNING. SELF LOATHING. AND QUADTHIRST. SPILLING OUT. WITH EVERY PUMP. STAND UP. MY LOATHSOME VIOLET TYRANT PRINCE. YOU ARE EMBARRASSING THE ALPHAS. I TOLD THEM YOU WERE ONE OF US.
bloody hell congratulations on bein the first clod in the replies to say somethin unclodish you may havve fallen once but you are slowwly risin in likability again wwho knowws one day you may evven be my silly hopbeast this is solid bum steer compared to semi solid bum steer thanks i needed this
me x mymy ongezellig
bein on this hand holdy pusher wwebsite has made significantly more hemoist total landlubber genocide is not enough their pale highblood sycophants need to join them in the mass pyre only wwhen evvery last wwoke piece a shit soyblood has expired wwill i knoww peace
wxow yxou are sxo cxorrect. please tell me mxore abxout yxour impeccable insights, my highblxoxoded superixor xoxo
We can also find peace t)(roug)( meditation!!!! 🪷 Or doing a nice t)(ing for someone!
i hate joy i hate wwhimsy i hate knowwin there is good left in this wworld an that it takes so little for some people to be happy i pray for the day wwhere my misery outgrowws me an paints the univverse grey
I know you do not R—--EALLY mean all of t)(at!! And I am sure someone is doing really bad and even worse t)(an you!!! Does it )(elp t)(at it makes me R——-EALLY sad t)(at are we karmically entwined forever no matter t)(e timeline? 38)
wwhat no if anythin it makes me feel a hundred times wworse because youre clearly miserable wwith this arrangement it could be wworse yknoww you could be karmically entwwined wwith a wwagecuck at least i aint poor
Aww, do you only like joy w)(en it comes from me?? 38) I am not COMPL—--ETL——-EY opposed to our situation, but I admit it is. )(ard. Sweets)(ark I am also ric)( t)(is does not mean ANYT)(ING to me. LOL!
dreamt i wwas wwatchin my ex moirail get railed in my old hivve by a WWOKE chad
G3TT1NG CUCK3D 1N YOUR OWN DR34M 1S P4TH3T1C
:33 < i've had that dream befurr!!! :33 < she was super hot in it owo
got dragged to the nookshame club im gonna sit here an sigh until the dancers ask me wwhats wwrong
todays tip for aristocrats dont teach your ex slavve i mean milkmaid howw to read she WWILL end up on chittr wwhich is basically a pr nightmare fuck im ruined i gotta contact my legislacerator
consider relievvin your nug elsewwhere my chits arent the loo its no wwonder i smelt somethin miasmic wwhile youvve been pissin your clowwn pants an festerin wwith stygian delirium ivve been crackin lowwbloods asexual style in my imperially allotted dungeonblock this hellbeast is unchained
nAh, RiGhT WhErE I FuCkInG WaNnA Be mAn (O: mAyBe eVeN LiKe cLoSeR, uP UnDeR EvEn. tHeN WhY YoU StAy oN ChItTr mOaNiNg aBoUt bEiNg a mOtHeRfUcKiN' vIrGiN AfTeR SoMe lAdIeS ToEs?
wwhen i say im crackin them i mean it literally i wwish i wwere hilted in these gutterhoes but thats deemed unprofessional so i gotta settle for splittin their wwigs get your sniffer out from under my coat
dAmN )o: BuReAuCrAtIc cUlLiNg jUsT DoN'T HiT ThE SaMe. CoUlD GiVe yOu sOmEtHiNg tO SlItHeRiN WhEn yOu'rE OfF ThE ClOcK MoThErFuCkEr. nAh, DoN'T WaNnA (o: WhAt eLsE YoU GoT UnDeR ThErE?
i wwonder if i shit on the rug wwill you eagerly clean it wwith your tongue an bare your dookie stained teeth at me like a banana throwwer
you really couldn't have just KEPT FUCKING PLAYING ALONG MOTHERFUCKER? i gotta kill you now man )o: GO AHEAD DROP YOUR LOCATION not like i won't find you EVERYBODY DREAMS MOTHERFUCKER everybody. FUCKING. dreams. motherfucker. (o:
alright gam simmer dowwn no need to go full blowwn clowwn case psycho im sure youvve had wworse thins said to you
Unlike you PEOPLE LIKE ME die slow motherfucker I'LL MAKE FUCKIN SURE OF IT (O:
damn they just be lettin tarot wwieldin charlatans on this site like its nothin dont evven bother testin their buoyancy like the good ol days
dammit dont rechitt that
You know what you should rechitt The hotel Transylvania badge https://i.postimg.cc/2Sx8Gh2c/hotel-gif-e7e0d2cb4a521503786bf187c3090174.gifᴮˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ
i wwas an innocent wwingbeast before the adipose temptress come hithered me wwith her batter stick profanin my still nubile vvoww a asexuality that noww lies provverberially shattered at my feet much like this abused nooklight #nsfww #ihatewwomen #misandry #misogyny
CAN WE GET SOME CRITICAL ACCLAIM. SATISFIED CUSTOMERS. PROFESSIONAL REFERENCES. REVIEWS. AND ENDORSEMENTS. SO THAT THE ESTEEMED PRINCEL MAY REST ASSURED. THAT NOT ONLY DID I INVENT OPPRESSION. DISCRIMINATION. AND SUFFERING AS YOU KNOW IT. I WENT ON TO PERFECT EACH OF THOSE NOBLE ARTS. @CALIBORN @WOEGOTHIC @SCRATCHDOCTOR @TACITURNTERROR @CALIGULASAQUARIUM @AENEASCALDARIUM URGENT. TIME SENSITIVE WORK RELATED TASK. EVERYBODY AGREE ABOUT HOW HATEFUL I AM. THANK YOU IN ADVANCE.
:o) As the professional in the room. :o) I must wholeheartedly agree. :o) Your will and rage flare like the Green Sun itself. shit is downright holy motherfucker :o) Your hate is a white hot weapon. :o) Sharpened to kill. Poised to strike. :o) I respect you. :o) I fear you. :o) As should all.
OH. YEAH DEFINITELY. I CANNOT THINK OF A MORE BRuTISHLY OPPRESSIVE BITCH. IF YOu PAID ME. TO PAY MY HANDMAIDEN TO DO IT. AND EVEN THEN. YOu WOuLD BE SHIT OuT OF FuCKING LuCK. BECAuSE EVEN PELTING THAT SHE-DEMON IN A HARD CuRRENCY HAILSTORM. WON'T BE ENOuGH. TO GET HER TO BREAK RANK. SHE FuCKING SuCKS. IN THE BEST WAY. THE LIFE OuT OF MY ENEMIES. THE LIGHTS FROM THEIR EYES. THE TWITCHY BLEEDING SPASMODIC ENTIRETY. OF THEIR BODILY SPANS. CANNOT PRAISE HER THE FuCK uP ON THE HIGHEST ENOuGH.
ARE YOU SEEING ALL THESE CREDENTIALS. SPILLING OUT OF ME. ALL OVER YOUR COMMENT SECTION. LIKE SOME OTHER THINGS. YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T HEARD OF.
i wwish youd stop makin a mess all ovver the place just to provve your point but youvve got some pretty reputable spokesmen wwho havve succeeded in makin me marginally more amenable to your banshee wwails
tappin in to submit that i nevver been killed in more invventivve and horrifyin wways than in the uncommon circumstance wwhich this condemnable gutterwwench has bested me in our regular duels i used to think chainsawws wwere a traumatizin subject but noww im ovver it and its chopsticks i cant stomach a look at before i get aquivverin got me in the east alternian hibachi restaurants lookin like a fuckin chud stabbin my sashimi wwith a fork
im asexual noww im nevver gonna use my bulge again
you an i must havve different ideas a success cause the skylarkin from last night wwas an evven bigger failure a sexual conquest than my usual mo
dAmN HaD A MoThErFuCkEr tRyInG ToO )o: ThE ChArM I GoT Be wOrKiNg oN EvErY FuCkInG TrOlL. mAyBe yOuS ThE IsSuE MoThErFuCkEr. GoT Me a rAiL I SqUeEzE On. (o:
do you wwant a bloody sticker or somethin you didnt invvent the concept a rails wwith benefits fool
yEaH, cOuLd lIkE Go fOr oNe iF YoU GoT AnY (o: bUt lIkE GuEsS YoU'Re aSeXuAl aGaIn wHaTeVeR ThAt fUcKiN' mEaNs. MiGhT GeT LuCkY WiTh a kAnK. bOtH YoU MoThErFuCkEr's tHe sAmE KiNdA FuNnY.
thats wwhat they all say if you think you havve the chops to quell the erratic beat a my ravvaged pumper though be my guest i enjoy a good humiliation ritual that isnt at my expense
nevver an i mean NEVVER compare me to that vvirtue signalin wwashed up swweater jackin dwwarfblood again do not underestimate the unbridled libido of a sub 8 fincel wwho has nevver held a girls flipper i am a sexual maniac
i... EhHw. BrOtHeR WhAt tHe fUcK ArE YoU TaLkInG AbOuT?! WhAt tHe fUcK Is a sUb8?????? NoT EvEn a fUcKiNg fLiPpEr?! bRoThEr tHaT'S So fUcKiNg pAtHeTiC AnD DePrEsSiNg.tAlKiN OuT ThE SiDe oF YoU'Re nExT AnD AiN'T EvEn mAcKeD On a lAdY?! HoNk hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk nAh, NaH ThAt's a nEw kInDa pAtHeTiC, rEaL BoTtOm fEeDiNg sHiT. yA KnOw wHaT I ThInK I MoThErFuCkInG HaTe yOu. LiKe rEaLlY FuCkInG HaTe yOu. I StIlL WaNnA CrAcK OpEn tHaT ThIcK AsS NuGbOnE YoU GoT AnD DrInK Up yOuR SoUr eLiXiR BuT To lIkE PuT YoU OuTtA ThIs pAiL-LeSs aSs mIsErY YoU SpLaShInG RoUnD In.
lowwbloods are such malingerers
please god just be quiet and let people exist
i knoww you pissants are quivverin in your second hand rags at the thought a me commentin on the concupiscent chaos unleashed by cros pua postin but as a literal khhvv its basically my empress givven right to say somethin pains me as it does to agree wwith him cros knuckleheaded howw to guide for scorin nook is a last resort for those a us wwho havve exhausted evvery socially acceptable avvenue for gettin pailed an reaped a success rate a negativve 0.00000000000% the ugly truth is that evverythin that blasted nookscrap wwrote about is assured to get you bitches because regardless a caste regardless a wwhether theyre land hags or sea hags all wwomen share one constant elemental trait an that is their lovve for bein treated like shit yup thats right ladies lovve it wwhen you treat them like caca wwhich is wwhy nice guys like me are doomed to linger in the no mans land a vvirginity forevver addendum the inimitable an immaculate empress a alternia wwanted me to state that she is not to be lumped together wwith these masochists because she is impervvious to wwhatevver plagues the rest a the feminine masses
you dont need to schoolfeed me jane the magnitude a his wwicked machinations does not elude me im just #keepinitreal its not my fault your feeble fembrain prefers livvin in the clouds
make a new post and specify t)(is t)(en. you did say all. t)(is borders )(eretical for my regime. FIX IT.
dont preach to me little humie scum wwhat does your soft shellless existence knoww about the rites a alternias rich an unrivvaled culture by decree a my pelagic ichor i should havve access to as many barefooted lowwblooded maenads as my pumper desires the only thin standin in my wway is erectile dysfunction but rest assured it wwill be reconciled
A misogynist and a hemoist What a surprise I know all about your "culture" little prince My mother is a proud Alternian But the culture of Alternia did not thrive because of these structures you uphold It thrived despite them Would that you were clean enough to spit upon
💠~ Aww, babes, your niceness is like, soooooo sexy, lol, you should totes come over! ~💠
TRUTH NUKE. CONFIRMED BY REAL ALTERNIAN GUTTER SLUTS. EVEN HER ROYAL WETNESS IS NOT EXEMPT. JUDGING BY THE WAY SHE IS ALWAYS TAKING MY BAIT. I AM SOMETHING OF A TACTICAL MASTER. WHERE BAITING IS CONCERNED. #NSFW
any time some libelous wwench gets the smart idea to spread lies about me leavvin a trail a pleasure goo in her dms its because shes hopin to get a gag fee outta me itd wwork too if at least ONE a these airheads bothered swweetenin the deal but none a them are wwillin to commit hard enough to slather their tootsies in grubsauce #ohwwell
yOu mAdE It tOo eAsY MaN! a mOtHeRfUcKeR SuPpOsE To rEsIsT ThAt?! i aIn't tHaT StRoNg hOnK HoNk hOnK (o:
i wwont be slidin or slidin or slitherin into your dms its your responsibility to impress me wwith some good ol fashioned rhyme
pRiNcE WaNt tHe bArD To fUcKiNg dAnCe fOr hIm? tHeRe oNcE WaS A FiSh wItH A BuCkEt HiS DiCk wAs sO MiD No oNe wOuLd sUcK It He lAiD WiTh a fRoWn aS He wEpT In hIs pOd TwO WiNe gLaSsEs dOwN , He tHoUgHt oF A ClOwN He bEnDt iN HaLf aNd sAiD FuCk iT hOw’s tHaT? (O:
terrible no amount a wwicked fizz can savve me from this shlock at least change the last part
wAnTeD My fUcKiNg rHyMeS AnD DoN'T EvEn gEt 'Em \O: YoUs tHe fIsH ThInKiN' oF Me aNd sUcKiNg hIs oWn fUcKiNg bUlGe ThOuGhT YoUs wAs sMaRt GoTtA LiKe sPeLl oUt i lIkE TaKiNg iT Up tHe nOoK ToO? fUcK MiGhT NoT EvEn kNoW I WaS LiKe fLiRtInG WiTh yOu tHiS WhOlE TiMe. )o:
obvviously i kneww that dont blame my momentary mixup on your hamfisted vvaguery next time be more specific
a mOtHeRfUcKeR DiD A PrOpEr lImErIcK FoR YoU PrInCe. oH (O: mMm nExT TiMe? AlRiGhT.(o:
this is the future lowwblood radicals are tryin to take from you https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d666f1a7b9eb.png
i appreciate crockercorps support in these tryin times
I CONCUR! i meannnnnn….what this is so messed up.
guards can we dissect this guy’s brain so we can understand it
OH THIS IS WORSE THAN THE MOST RECENT POST.
oh hey kar wwhy are ya pretendin to be lime are you finally givvin flarp a chance or this the wwork of an inevvitable pan hemorrhage after perigees a ovverwworkin your anguish bladder anywway not sure wwhat all this yabberys about seein as the guy in the pic looks nothin like you but sure i can foot the toothculler bill
you are all nothin more than chess pieces
FIRST OF ALL, I DIDN'T ACTUALLY DIDN'T SAY JACK SHIT ABOUT HOW THE APPARENT "TRAD" "MUTIE" "MATESPRIT" IN THIS PICTURE LOOKS ANYTHING LIKE A DISTURBING APPROXIMATION OF MY PAST SELF. BUT SURE. LET'S JUST AGREE THAT THIS CRETINOUSLY BIG-EYED LITTLE FUCK STANDING AT YOUR RIGHT PRONG *ISN'T* ME. OR AT LEAST I'M ASSUMING THAT'S *SUPPOSED* TO BE YOU, IF YOU GOT DRESSED IN THE DARK AFTER SOME SORT OF SEMI-CATASTROPHIC NUG CONTUSION. AND HERE YOU ARE ACCUSING *ME* OF HAVING SOME SORT OF PAN INJURY. IT IS GENUINELY STRADDLING THE BORDELINE OF BEING ACTIVELY FUCKING CONCERNING, BUT WE'LL PUT A PIN IN THAT. SECONDLY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF DELIRIANT SUBSTANCE A "FLARP" IS, BUT IF IT'S MAKING YOU ACT LIKE THIS MUCH OF A MOIST GLOBE, YOU CAN KEEP IT ALL TO YOURSELF. YOU'RE WELCOME. HOW INCREDIBLY FUCKING MAGNAMIOUS OF ME IN THESE TRYING TIMES. THIRDLY, I'M ACTUALLY PRETTY OFFENDED RIGHT NOW THAT YOU'D INSINUATE I'M "PRETENDING" TO BE A LIME BLOOD. AS IF *I WOULD EVER ACT LIKE THAT MUCH OF A PAPER-SKULLED IMBECILE AND TRY TO HIDE SOMETHING THAT STUPIDLY IMMUTABLE*, AND IT'S FRANKLY KIND OF FUCKING CRAZY THAT YOU'D SAY THAT *ESPECIALLY* WHEN YOU KNOW THAT *LIME IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE COLOR, YOU SHIT-GRINNING MORON*. I THINK EVEN THE PAST-MOST YOU WOULD HAVE THE SENSE TO KNOW THAT I CARE WAY MORE ABOUT THE TRUTH TO THINK THAT'S EVEN REMOTELY FUNNY. FOURTHLY, I CAN TELL YOU DIDN'T READ MY RESPONSE, WHICH KIND OF COMPLETELY FUCKING OBVIATES THE POINT OF USING A MEMO TO COMMUNICATE AT ALL. I WANT YOU TO TAKE YOUR GLANCE NUGGETS AND TRY TO GET BACK ON SKYHORSE WITH THIS ONE. GO BACK TO MY ORIGINAL COMMENT. YOU'LL START WITH THE FIRST SENTENCE. *SLOWLY* RUN YOUR NUGGETS OVER ALL OF THE INDIVIDUAL WORDS IN EACH SENTENCE UNTIL IT MAKES SENSE. AND THEN GO ON TO THE NEXT ONE. RINSE, REPEAT, AND THEN ASK YOURSELF. DO I THINK HE *REALLY* WANTS ME TO PAY FOR THE PROVERBIAL VISIT TO THE TOOTHCULLER'S DEN? THE ANSWER TO THIS MAY SHOCK YOU. -- THIS POST IS PENDING FINAL REVIEW BY THE BEFORAN BUREAU OF PUBLIC INFORMATION AND SOCIAL MORALE. --
oh i read it from start to finish alright an it wwas pretty crystal to me that youre doin that thin wwhere youre hopin ill see through your broodin facade an despite your insistence do the opposite ill givve ya this i wwouldnt be caught dead wwearin a graphic tee unless it wwere that one cause like come on man its bangin anywway you shouldvve just said you wwere beforan wwould havve savved myself a lot a time an energy goin wwith a simple hate react considerin howw insufferable you thin carapaced tenderbloods are
NO. NO. NO. FIRST POINT: I'M VERY PATENTLY NOT DOING THAT SHIT YOU THINK I'M DOING. NOT THIS TIME. AND THAT'S ALL THERE REALLY IS TO SAY ON THE MATTER, AND SO THAT FESTERING NODULE ON THIS BORDERLINE METASTATIC NUB OF A CONVERSATION IS OVER AND DEALT WITH. POINT MADE. MOVING ON THE SHIRT ISN'T "BANGING," AND I THINK YOU'D DO A NEAR-NEGLIBLE AMOUNT OF WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT THAT WORD TO MEAN WHILE WEARING IT. AND BEFORE YOU INSINUATE THAT I'M BEING SOME SORT OF SOFT-SPINED PRONG HOLDER, I'M NOT EVEN TRYING TO BE POLITICALLY CORRECT HERE. IT'S JUST THAT IT LOOKS INCREDIBLY STUPID, AND I WANT BETTER THAN THAT FOR YOU. SO YOU CAN GET TO PULLING YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR CRAMPED ROEHOLE AND THROW THAT GARBAGE OUT. I DON'T SEE WHAT ME BEING BEFORAN HAS TO DO WITH THIS. YOUR SHIRT JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE THE LOWEST HANGING FRUIT ON THE SHORTEST FUCKING FROND NUB IN THE ORCHARD. YOU ORDERED ATTENTION, AND NOW IT'S ON YOUR MEAL PLATFORM. YOU CAN TAKE IT OFF AND PUT ON SOMETHING NORMAL NOW. I'M GIVING YOU *EXPLICIT PERMISSION*, BRO.
evvery time i look at this pathetically cloyin piece straight from the mind a some mentally ill kitty kat shipper girl vvariant it feels like my pusher is bein rended by the vvery gaggle a thorns wwhat crowwned human jegus nugbone the vvertiginous load a bein lovved is so encumberin it momentarily disarms me paralyzes me soothes my brutish untrimmed thanatic drivve as im swwaddled in vvenusian sea foam from wwhat the goddess herself did rise in nacreous glory to be quadded is to be changed forevver https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/67671508e077.jpg
EVERY TIME I HAVE TO SEE YOU POST ANOTHER ONE OF MY PAN CELLS COMMITS #SUICIDE
can you just say the wwords an i wwont post for a wwhole wwipe i cross my pumper an hope im filter fed to some moby dick lookin gargantua
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FORMULATE A REPLY TO THIS, SOMETHING WITTY AND INTELLIGENT TO REALLY MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A DOUCHEBAG. BUT EVERY TIME I TRY I JUST FEEL MORE AND MORE SLUDGE PILE UP IN MY BLOOD PUSHER AND IT RENDERS ME FUCKING INCAPABLE OF GIVING A SHIT. LATER, DUDE.
YOU KNOW WHAT? DESPITE ALL OF THE FRANKLY *DISTURBING* SIMILARITIES BETWEEN MY YOUNGER SELF AND THIS LITTLE ASSWAD IN THE DRAWING, I DON'T THINK I EVEN WANT TO KNOW WHERE OR WHO YOU GOT THIS FROM. I'M ACTUALLY FINE WITH SUBJECTING MYSELF TO THE FLACCID FUCKING DISCONTENTMENT OF NEVER HAVING A QUESTION ABOUT THIS PICTURE ANSWERED FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. I'M GOOD OVER HERE. SO DON'T TELL ME, BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO KNOW.
third time bein rejected by a certain shouty lowwblood wwith hypertension its a neww personal best #fincel #cullmenoww
get your stinkin sinular blue asymmetrical letter outta my face
Imagine Getting Rejected By Karkat. Couldn't Be Me. Did You Know He Organized A Whole Tag For Me On My Wriggling Day? Isn't That Sweet? #positive
keep rubbin your unjustly successful matespritship in the face of a truecel khhvv wwho has nevver felt the simperin flutter of an opposin pair a lips this wwill definitely end wwell for ya also i wwould also appreciate it if you kept his blasted name outta your dirt scrapin cakehole seein as im tryin to be subtle about the source a my apparent concupiscent incompetency you havve good taste
I Say It Often. I'll Be Saying It Tolight, I'm Sure. as For The Subtlety Of Your Post, You Are The Least Linguistically Graceful Oaf I've Ever Had The Displeasure Of Laying Ganderbulbs Upon. What A Shame. #positive
is he soft is he wwarm wwhat does he smell like
ran into a muckblood wwhose salamanderdad i smoked wwhen i wwas six at the foodblock tonight easily fivve topmost awwkwward encounters a my untenable existence i wwas like oh hey man ya look familiar an the guy just leered at me as if i culled his lusus bulbs all bloodshot like he just finished upchuckin his sevventh wwhiskey an anise thats wwhen it hit me oh wwait i DID cull this shitbloods lusus an in light a this revvelation did wwhat any sensible man wwould an proceeded to unapologetically pay for my groceries then i wwent outside an stared at one a the gibbous moons an thought wwoww thats beautiful ivve learned nothin from this experience an remain fundamentally unchanged as an indivvidual
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my lust has caused my body to deteriorate evvery organ is ablaze wwith desire suddenly all i can think about is gay sex wwhat THE FLIP #nsfww
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