Eridan Ampora
@caligulaAscendit
sensitivve young man | classicist | hopeless romantic | philosopher | radical indivvidual | sophisticated intellectual | paragon a poetic grace | heartthrob a vvibrant young wwomen
duty calls an by that i mean the privvy more on my proposal for a neww chittr later #makechittrgreatagain
J⟡J⟡--> Y⟡u need ⚓︎⟡ #m♡kepissg♡⚓︎egre♡⚓︎♡g♡in ins⚓︎e♡d.. <--J⟡J⟡ ⟡U⚓︎
this platform needs a more unflinchin approach howw much to purchase chittr
i wwas gonna ban all the wwomen except for the ones that are nice to me an youre not bein vvery nice right noww so i guess that solvves that
"= from my knowledge the owner is unstoppably stubborn. no caegar could do it. just buy chittr gold and call it a night. and uh, your 'coinstuffer'? ="
wwent to the buyblock not only is it filled wwith lowwbloods but they got the bloody egg lepus here oh great alternian empire bestoww me the strength not to smoke him in front a all these grubs
You want to kill him so bad it makes you look stupid.
wwhat do you mean theres been a flash crash wwhat the fuck am i supposed to do wwith all these ericoin quarter zips
fef you need to invvest before its too late eridancoin hasnt evven been out for 24 hours this is the fastest crash the cryptomarket has seen since useless ethereum token
You've GOT to be joking! Before I invest in ANYT)(ING I need to )(ire Terezi to look over t)(e details of any agreement I mig)(t be attac)(ing my name to.
As muc)( as I try to be --ENCOURAGING of your )(obbies, you know t)(at I )(ave to be t)(e S--ENSIBUBBL--E one of us bot)(.
exactly eri plus they havve a cool little eridancoin embroidery on them classy but functional
wwith a fuschia backin eridancoin wwe wwill most certainly see a turnaround youre bein unreasonable here
Give me exactly one GOOD logical reason I s)(ould put my influence as an )(eiress be)(ind a multiversal united front of ent)(usiastically misguided Amporas. 38P
anyone wwant to be the troll grimes to my troll elon musk
shit. is it t00 late t0 take that back and say the real answer is b0nnie bluebl00d?
stop bein poor also i offered to send caegars but you need to subscribe to my substack first
:33 < sorry, i live in a cave and i have to hunt my food to survive!! im not purrivileged like other trolls >:// >:// < pawlso no!!! im fine
imagine me 0n my knees, kissing y0ur steel-t0ed b00ts, panting in desperati0n at the chance 0f earning even the tiniest sniff 0f y0ur c0caine. #substance
i like the attention to detail particularly the part about my boots an your mouth but its missin a narrative again from the top pissblood
what else d0 y0u want me t0 d0, call myself a burnt 0ut gutterbl00d wast0id and lick the gunk fr0m under y0ur heels? want me t0 sl0b 0n y0ur kn0b while i'm at it? this is stupid fuck 0ff and g0 t0 hell.
i mean i'd pr0bably d0 it th0ugh. n0t sl0bbing y0ur kn0b but the rest 0f it. if y0u changed y0ur mind.
catchin strays but you knoww these bitches wwould be makin excuses to get in my ovverpriced pantaloons despite the allegations if i wwere a chadlite
♰ at least im not some self-aggrandizing prick who has to filter sea water through my gills just to make it through the day. :) ♰
// I promised myself I wouldnt ooc post but I want to share art of my fincel. I hope you guys have been (hating) eri. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c33318e4224d.jpg
the real reason i killed all the lowwaa angels is cause they reminded me a cosplayers an i wwas tryin to generate enough embarrassment points to get them to stop
BOLD WORDS FROM 4 GUY WHOS3 1CON H4S POT3NT NOT3S OF G33K1SM
trollbama is a misandrist wwhod havve thought this is wwhy i alwways vvote aquaist #wwoke #traditionilist #hemoorthodoxy
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my bisexuality is not a marker for my particular sexual predilictions i do not lean back in my chair an sigh in elation from escapin the self discovvery gambit my bisexuality is a tool a cold hard tool maybe like a wwrench or somethin i dont knoww for fillin my quads because a wwider net guarantees more fish wwhy is evveryone so fuckin wweird about the bloody scarf scarvves are a perfectly ubiquitous accessory wwholly unremarkable an wworn by more than half the population a any planet wwith a temperate climate my scarf is comfortable an it keeps my gills wwarm it aint that fuckin deep frankly i think havvin a pair a cunty little bird wwings is far more indicativve a metrosexuality but also i might be meterosexual
my bird wings arent little and theyre majestic as fuck and any time i show up to the spot i got bitches always asking omg can we preen your feathers also im lesbian but i respect you owning up to being bisexual major kudos
alright youvve officially lost me youre either wwindin me up on purpose or youvve spent so long trapped as a sprite that youre experiencin some kind a crisis i thought you wwere a boy
eridan ampora the real hero a chittr
no luck in my pursuit a the peanut i havve cruised oceans plural an criminally crossed intergalactic borders an still there is no trace a the legume beast i am currently ensconced in a tree wwith my penultimate rifle wwhile the savvage denizens a the foreign sleazehole i find myself attempt to gently persuade me to alight wwith swweet fruit these damn freebooters must possess a preternatural ability for sensin hunger fortunately i am a carnivvore because consumin flesh adds to my musky powwah an allegedly revverses hair loss
brb im on the wwarpath cause ivve had enough a that impertinent peanut im huntin him dowwn an puttin an ahab sized hole betwwixt his eyes
WHY?? 1 TH1NK H3 1S 4CTU4LLY QU1T3 CH4RM1NG 4ND 3NGROSS1NGLY MYST3R1OUS!
OF COURS3 YOU DONT UND3RST4ND TH3 4PP34L OF 4 GUY WHO C4N SHUT TH3 FUCK UP >:]
if you wwanted to form a death squad you just had to say so
mods i need group chats so that me an the twwo alts i like an caliborn an richy can havve our owwn space awway from the normies an the lowwbloods this wway i nevver havve to interact wwith the tl again might invvite a single girl though so she can send tasteful nudies on request
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Lik£, y£t again horrific post! Lik£, no on£ is doing it lik£, as t£rribly as you. <3
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Lik£, no probl£m man. Gotta giv£ you lik£, a pat on th£ back or som£thing. LMAO
FINALLY. A FELLOW ALPHA MALE WHO GETS IT.
the eridanosphere #maritimerepublicathegreatfincelrevvolution
indelible characteristics a bein poor knowwin howw to tie your shoelaces
if you dont knoww wwhat a shoelace youre not wwise enough to interact wwith me
its cause poors are a restless bunch like livvin tools they long to be a use
dont care i am occupied makin the floor plan for my neww amphitheater wwe are bringin back wwarrior masculinity #maritimerepublicathegreatfincelrevvolution
wwe need an eridan button howw much do you think the greedy caegar grubbin mods wwill concede to
by popular request my almighty an omnipotent bitch breaker the priapic kraken a the seas fuckin your lusus barkbeast style #nsfww https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/86190e418510.jpg
the real reason i cant fill my quads is cause people refuse to make space for my gun sorry becky but ivve been emotionally invvolvved wwith my penultimate rifle long before your sorry landdwwellin ass strutted onto my shores #nsfww #gunsexual
congratulations on coming out as objectum
no i wwouldnt dare desecrate her perfect finish although its supposedly wwear an rust resistant
FREAK ;p BLOW MY BRAINS OUT WITH YOUR GUN THEN U CAN GET IN MY QUAD #NSFWE #GUNPLAY
as codified by statute 34 section twwo male citizens a the maritime republic a the great fincel revvolution must undergo mandatory bulge checks to ensure that all male citizens havve fair access to the female population as an anti macrophallism measure due to missin out on key devvelopmental an romantic milestones fincels wwith bulges rangin from micro to just beloww avverage wwill be guaranteed a female 8-10 thus bulge size is commensurate to a wwomans attractivveness on the flip side gigachads wwith macrophalluses are civvilly barred admission to any wwoman abovve a twwo failure to abide by this immutable laww wwill result in bein publicly drawwn through the streets by a hoofbeast an subsequently dismembered in the spirit a superior greco roman tradition to wwhich the maritime republic a the great fincel revvolution owwes its roots long livve urbs roma male lovvin (or hatin) male relationships are bound to similar albeit disparate strictures such bein that the man wwith the larger bulge is the civilly designated receivver #nsfww #gore #maritimerepublicathegreatfincelrevvolution
"= you are potentially one of the least sane trolls. in the history. of chittr. or other sites. ="
this is somehoww your fault i bet your mudblood genetics wwere mixed wwith mine in the slurry droppin me fivve points on the decile scale if i had an empire mandated matesprit i wwould havve no time to chitt my manifesto
"= eh no. i think i have some violet in me though, for sure. my hatching cavern was riiiight by the ocean. either way, you are still, frankly pointless with your rambling. ="
"= and like every other caste, idiot. everyone is some proportion genetically, everything, it is just the dominating gene. that hits the hemodevelopment - unless you come from a very exclusive and very "inbred" cavern. ="
i wwas bein hyperbolic my slurrymatch results came back 98% vviolet havvin .000000002% vviolet in the slurry from wwhich your sorry ass hatched aint make ya one a us
"= i think it's more like 55br 30vi 10bl (approx.) and then low % amounts of other stuff. i had a test as part of some of my checks when i was onship. you know the tests if you are referring to your kind of ridiculous 98, which, aha, explains some shit. ="
onship as wwhat clean up creww im lookin at your pfp right noww an theres no wway your only 55br those obnoxious loww evol canines tell a different story
"= you haven't seen me swim. i have a good capability there, not that, aha, not that it is too useful. uh, from what i understand the size-additional properties of the general highblood genomes contributed to that, maybe doubly with the horns shit, as well as the fact that i stand six five pre-horns. /regardless/ you very much look like 98v for better or for worse. ="
its a cocaine an cavviar type a light #substance
c0me 0n just let me live vicari0usly thr0ugh y0u. i pr0bably sh0uld be 0n wellbutrin th0ugh yeah. #substance
keep beggin an maybe ill consider indulgin you this is proper comeuppance after you stole my girl all those swweeps ago me thinks
i'm 0n my hands and knees 0ver here begging f0r even the slightest whiff 0f y0ur c0ke sir. what m0re d0 y0u want fr0m me. #substance
okay i wwas not expectin such a sincere display a desperation i need to pace back an forth an think about this