Eridan Ampora
@caligulaAscendit
sensitivve young man | classicist | philosopher | radical indivvidual | sophisticated intellectual | paragon a poetic grace | heartthrob a vvibrant young wwomen ((icon by @ratking-buffet))
@aeneasCaldarium can wwe go to mcmaggots the slaughterfeud misery meal collab is out
i literally had to do the "he asked for no pickles" thing last time, you cant order for shit. i dunno wvhy they evwen put those in vwith your nuggies.
for the last TIME its perfectly normal for a thirteen swweep your old to havve this much invvestment in tiny plastic figures im FINE
it wwasnt my fault that rustie wwagecuck kept haranguin me "sir are you ready to order" "sir youre holdin up the line" "sir wwould you like tuber strips wwith that" thats too many questions by the wway can you order for me again
your posture pole constantly astounds me man. pull at it from some directions and its ram rod straight, but a different direction and its a slinky.
For a gutterblooded moron, perhaps. But for a man of your age, and your status it is pathetic to vwatch your collect little plastic figurines and images of fictional vwar machines. You havwe the funds for the real deal, Eridan. Start the collection if a real man.
dont bring my posture pole into this just say yes talkin to mcjobbers offends me
alright ima let you cook wwith this one old man a panzer parked in my lawwn ring does sound pretty awwesome
fine, fine, vwell go. but if reginas vworking the register you shut the hell up and let me vwork my magic, got it? her rack does things to me.
It vwould be quite a lot more impressiwve than the little vwriggler toys you are collecting novw.
a mark a hemospectral superiority is havvin ibs only seadwwellers wwith the purest blood get regular tummy aches
you probably eat cavve rocks an lusus droppins i dont expect you to understand
cant make sense a this malarkey i diagnose you wwith vviolet tummy
me ! me me me |m A buXXXom brronzee wAhtrver yAh | cAn do thAt for uu :)
fool wwhat do you knoww about my diet i exclusivvely eat unflavvored spaghetti wwith wwithout blood apple sauce
dog this is so sad. what do you mean you don't eat double fried corndogs. literally the foundation a bartering free time with my bro hinges on me buyin as much dinner as he wants wherever he wants. the trash food is sacred it's what brings us together.
This is not true, a sign of superiority is a healthy gut. You howvewver may hawve... an issue.
gonna say somethin the wwarmer crowwd aint gonna like men are naturally more attractivve than wwomen on avverage thats wwhy wwomen need makeup this aint me bein gay its science
gam i honest to flippin condesce dont care wwatcha think about my looks you are the last troll im tryin to impress
yEaH I KnOw (O: jUsT LiKe cAlLiN Ya uGlY. aLsO ThInK We sHoUlD BrEaK Up fRoM ThIs fAkE KiS ShIt. WaS LiKe fUn bUt nOt rEaLlY. m oVeR ThE QuAd sHiT, kK LaId mY EgG. gOt bEtTeR JuSt tO WoRrY BoUt.
yEaH Ya dId, GoTtA LeT ChA KnOw m lIvInG YeR FaT, pReGnAnT KaRkAt dReAmS. (O: hAtE YoU. pLaToNiCaLlY.💜
you ovverestimate howw much i care about your life an your incubator
nUh-uH (o: KnOw yOu cArE, yEr a sEnSiTiVe yOuNg mAn rEmEmBeR. tRyInG To pIsS Me oFf. MoThErFuCkEr tHaT'S AlL KiNdSa pAtHeTiC.
bein a snivvelin simulacrum of a senstivve young man requires me to givve a fuck first an wwell in this case scenario i dont wwhat the fuck do ya wwant me to say here youre not gonna get a different response by needlin me an throwwin out trite insults youre tryin to dig deeper wwhen youvve already hit the bedrock theres no wwhere to go from here gam cause i just dont givve a flyin skyhorse
goregle showw me a foid in an alternian military uniform
˚₊‧꒰ა ♱ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚『Hear Ye, Hear Ye!』-ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ Must Y⭑u D𝒶m𝒶ge My Reput𝒶t⚕⭑n L⚕ke Th⚕s?
im a big fan a the handle but noww i must put your principles to a test are you actually a genocidal hemoist troll racist or another larper
˚₊‧꒰ა ♱ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚『Hear Ye, Hear Ye!』-ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ H⭑nestly, ⚕ 𝑨m S⭑rt ☆f Hem⭑⚕st, 𝑨nd ⚕ D⭑ Enj⭑y Gen⭑c⚕de...⚕ Just D⚕sl⚕ke Publ⚕cly Express⚕ng ⚕t Bec𝒶use Pe⭑ple Tend T⭑ Judge Me 𝑨 L⭑t F⭑r ⚕t!
holy mackerel wwe need to breed an produce troll ubermensch grubs
fuck i mean hi wwe should swwap vvile bigotry in dms sometime
sorry ara but theres a cute racist purple girl in my replies right noww you had your chance
hey so quick question hypothetically speakin lets say there wwere a guy wwho accidentally jerked off another bloke at a party does that mean the guy doin the jackin is still a vvirgin evven though it wwas unintentional an also he wwas bein tightly embraced from behind like roohzz by jayckk in troll titanic askin for a pal #nsfww
:33< i mean its a sexual act so i dont think so??? :33< congrats or im sorry for mew :33< i cant tell
this aint about me didnt you read the chit trashbeast tailed oli i clearly STATED that im askin for a friend
I mean it is a sex act but its n0t exactly sex? Id stay still a virgin. Y0ure being very brave t0 talk ab0ut this.
:33< damn whatevfur :33< im sorry for mew friend or congrats fur them or whatever
i think hes gonna wwalk the plank straight off this ship
:33< ill blow into a horn really loud to send him off or something ://< i dont know how walking off the plank works
ivve experienced too much character devvelopment ovver the past cycle im not equipped for this
beforans are fucked up beyond fathom prune the wwhole timeline at this point their breed is beyond salvvation an before ya ask no this isnt the result a your standard flavvor eri bigotry i thought i hated beforus cause its wwoke noww i hate beforus cause it produces consummate sexual devviants a the most wwicked vvariety
anybody else feel like their noble aquarian soul has been crushed an vviolated
after my many escapades an trials an tribulations on the splinternet ovver the swweeps ivve come to the begrudgin conclusion that dirk strider is probably the closest thin to a "real one" that i evver had
the madonna inceldan vvs the wwhore cronus
the wwoke mobs growwin highblood hysteria provves that none a them actually read my wwritins more accurately they havve a fundamental misunderstandin a me as a troll im not contrarian nor "edgy" my so called hot takes challenge the status quo an profane the mainstream because the mainstream milieu is squarely in the wwrong im anti indivviduality because indivviduality is the silent slayer a culture i am pro conformity pro conservvativve pro stable hierarchies an pro establishment
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im just readin wwhat it says pal gay ritchy im assumin its hyphenated or somethin
[IM GAY RIT#HY BE#AU$E PRIDE MONTH I$ OVER $O I HAD TO LO#K IN AND $TAND ↑ FOR MY FALLEN #OMRADE$]
makin ole eri do all the wwork huh just cause most a you base your slacktivvism on somethin so esoteric an untangible as feelins rather than reality lets unpack this dash wwide bee ess shall wwe hemospectral differences are twwofold theyre either genetic or culture but one has to be a droolin mischief maker to ignore the fact that almost all important hemospectral differences are genetic rather than cultural such as eye color facial features skull shape skeletal proportions body fat deposition tooth size jaww shape female sphere form odor etcetera beyond this there are also profound differences in biochemical constitution such as endocrine function an blood chemistry for example lowwbloods an highbloods mature at different rates they evven havve different nutritional requirements wwhen wwe understand the all pervvadin nature a genetic differences wwe can see that cultural differences are not so superficial as some a us believve far from maskin any fundamental equality they simply manifest the genetic difference a wwhich they are in fact expressions the culture a lowwbloods free a alien influences is tellin evvidence a their essential nature that is a culture wwhich is less advvanced than highblood culture by any standard lowwblood culture nevver saww the barest glimmerins a the invvention a the wwheel lowwblood culture is a result a the physical inadequacy a the lowwbloods pan dealin wwith abstract concepts blendin lowwbloods an highbloods together in earnest is a refutation a the simple truth that equality is not only a lie it is nigh untrue on a cellular levvel #dashwwatchin
~What perverted shit were yO~u guys getting up tO~ with inventing the wheel underwater anyways?~
avverage pissblood resorts to shitty pail joke cause it cannot fathom a more sophisticated motivvation for stayin alivve
~N~O but seriO~usly if y~Ou guys invented the wheel first what was it f~Or? Educate me ~Oh wise and s~Ophistic highbl~O~Od ~On~O~
some a us aint privvy to the wwhims a the ancient seafolk first wwheel wwas a plate an as a result fine dinin second wwheel wwas somethin to make lowwbloods drag outta the sea as a joke third wwheel is the lowwblood servvant kept podside durin highblood courtin rituals
despite bein a touch higher on the hemospectrum than rusties or muds pissbloods are by far the wworst a the lesser lowwbloods if you evver see me agreein wwith a talkin battery its either a skinwwalker or ivve done too many nose clams again #substance
depends on the night an the bender an also howw evvil im feelin
Is the powder,,, less evil,,? Or more because you have to chop up the clam,,, ideally with a credit card or razor of some kind,
im puttin you in a cardboard box wwith the wwords adopt me wwritten in sharpie on the front an settin you out in the rain wwhat happens next is up to the fates
my wwickedness cannot be measured by the form in wwhich i snort my clams you havve a lot to learn amateur
I am pretty,,, inexperienced being evil, yeah,,, the opportunity's never come up before,,
just had the misfortune a interactin wwith a BLOODY MINTBLOOD theyre seriously lettin anybody use this platform huh for FREE TOO fuck i miss the old splinternet they used to barkbeastpile you for bein slightly off hue noww this sort a degeneracy is not only flipperwwavved its encouraged
( So sad............................................................................................... )<
@h - see, woe truly -s you. Th-ngs were better -n the old days and w-gglers these days are too soft? Caverns not harsh enough?
oh yeah baby open up for this entire school a someones krilldads i just orphaned
࣪⊹₊˚{ you sound like my lusus.... }<_\{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
i guess that means you can call me hrrk daddy
the perfect female body full lips big teeth strong straight back strong neck an shoulders huge firm breasts miniscule wwaist meaty arms exaggerated forwward pelvvic thrust round full belly exceptionally large wwell endowwed but firm buttocks wwith the shelf effect large thighs thick ankles tiny feet big an healthy an built for rear end penetration #nsfww
DID YOU VOTE AGAINST ME IN THE WHORE-OFF. BETRAYER. A THOUSAND CURSES ON YOUR WRETCHED BLOODLINE. SORRY I CAN'T FUCKING BE HER. SHOULD I DIE. SHOULD I #CW-SELF-HARM MYSELF.
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i guess i dont knoww im not equipped to deal wwith stuff like this youre lowwkey stressin me out dam
eridan that body would hurt no matter what species you are! i know this as a woman!
silly human dont you knoww men knoww more about wwomens bodies than wwomen do duh its so obvvious
NO. YOU HAVE LOST YOUR NICKNAME PRIVILEGES. TO THINK. I SAID ALL THAT SHIT. ABOUT SMALL GLOBES. BEING REFINED AND NOBLE. AND PATHETIC. FEEBLE LITTLE STUB BULGES. SIGNALING DIGNITY AND MENTAL FORTITUDE. ONLY FOR YOU TO GO CHASING BIG ASSED BITCHES. AND FAT GLOBED MEGIDOS. EVERYWHERE I LOOK. AND YOU PERMITTED THEM INTO BOYS NIGHT. YOU HAVE SHATTERED MY PUSHER. AND I FORSAKE YOU.
ALWAYS A FUCK-UGLY DYEDHAIR METROSEXUAL AT THE SCENE OF A CRIME!!!!
it takes a true vvisionary to understand the appeal a lusty aquatic #cakesittin #wwetanmessy
feww wwill understand that this is praxis
wwhen you learn that THEY hate US too youll realize that bein hemoist is not only morally correct but that embracin tribalism is a survvivval tactic against the deranged heretics on here postin about stickin their bulges in seadwweller pan steww or spillin corrosivve acid on our fishy vvisages fuck wwe need to seclude all lowwbloods mutants an hemojobbers someplace wwith no internet access cause i refuse to believve wwe are the same species i dont wwant to livve in society wwith these dysgenic defects #vvaguechit
࣪⊹₊˚{ you are like.... literally befouran }._.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ just pretend like youre scorned + in the right when the rest of us wont convert to soft-shelled pacifist hippy dippies like you all }>_>{ you were going to do that anyways.... -16 hicapoints }˚₊⊹ ࣪
my svweet summer vwiggler... dont make me explain this, im gonna hawve to black out for it if i do.
࣪⊹₊˚{ ....yeahhhh that IS kind of a real megalodon mood killer huh }.3.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ }<n<{ whatever ill just come back later }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ + also -24 hicapoints because i agreed with you }˚₊⊹ ࣪
ughhhhh. fine. wve grewv up in a society and culture that instilled us vwith hemoist vwalues. you got infused vwith those dude, both of us did. you hawve to wvalk the path of unlearning all that and being vwilling to take a good, long, hard look at yourself and see wvhat sorta prejudices you hawve that you aint evwen awvare of. if you wvanna be antihemoist you hawve to be humble and accept theres alvways more vwork to be done. or be like me and embrace it, because a lotta people find it pretty hot.
࣪⊹₊˚{ omg? i am NOOOOT arguing with a man whos got a body count of 0! do i look like im into #hypogamy???? }>_>{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ COME BACK WITH SOME BLOOD ON YOUR PRONGS!!!! -44 hicapoints }⟡____⟡{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
highblood wwith a peasant physique
wwoke took the girl twwinks
a girl wwith the greek towwel boy phenotype