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1m only go1ng to say th1s once: only 4-6 trolls get to know bulge deta1ls about me and no one else's gonna get to know unless they work for 1t #nsfw
1 d1d great at d1sconnect1ons ton1ght, 1 would l1ke beaut1ful women to congratulate me
hey now. mother fuck1ng paras1te 1s steal1ng my symb1ot1c fung1 b1t. anyway, you should f1gure out a way to test for 1t 1n herds or farm an1mals bc any troll work1ng w1th them could be at r1sk 1f thats the potent1al. that and what a full erad1cat1on method could be, because say 1t gets 1nto part1cularly ps1on1cly act1ve trolls, that could become a fuck1ng huge and damag1ng problem 1n a very short amount of t1me
oh nooooo you don’t do anyth1ng n1ce for me oh noooooooo
AND you d1dn’t say so? how fuck1ng rude
1 see how 1t 1s
It's another race that will have to be called early, Candy Corn appears to be quite popular among the populace. It advances on. For this next matchup we have Swedish Fish (Red Reacts) VS. Percy Pigs (Black reacts)
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oh noooo, 1m quak1ng 1n my boots, oh nooooooo 1m so scared
noth1ng but spades concert. 1f 1 dont get 1n, we're gonna have a problem
no, 1 follow @anonymouseCatalog, obv1ously
what the fuck do you guys do at clubs anyway
heh, yeah
one quad, no prospects, all bullsh1t #awesome #mynoth1ng or whatever
Comma. Ceaseless, incessant. Let's check ourselves before we wreck ourselves, bro, up your rantantics before you come at me for the endless sea of bullshit that flows freely from my fingertips. My whole cluster of text up top was solely to hype and mourn our dearly deceased Minihoof. Is there something wrong with that, dude? Can a man not mourn his beloved companion anymore, in more words than necessary? Tie your long, flowing mane back before you barf this careless nonsense all over my notifs. Come on. Totally tactless.
uh. well, 1f you wanna d1e by potent1al f1ery explos1on 1’d say stand as close as you can to the buggy
BEHOLD. THE FAMILY PORTRAIT. KINDA. WE SOMEHOW MANAGED TO GET ALL OF US IN THE SAME ROOM. THE GREEN ONE AND I LITERALLY COULDN’T STAND THE STUPID BRITISH FUCK FOR MORE THAN ABOUT FIVE MINUTES. THIS WILL BE THE ONLY PICTURE OF ALL THREE OF US TO PROBABLY EVER EXIST, SO YUCK IT UP.
wvhat an honor to 8e the featured model on the front page of cosmo crush! feast your eyes on a real stud, they evwen hawve a centerfold #cowver8uoy
:33 < Rumeowr has it that a certain aquatic zoologist and a flirty, lowblooded ex-convict have recently tied the pale knot!! :33 < The lowblood allegedly had a red crush on the gilled one befure he made it official with his current matespurrit, giving up on the purrsuit after a long string of drama spanning several wipes! :33 < Is it only pale? Or is Karkat paving the road towards the pail...? #drama #rumors #relationshipDrama #palepail #suggestive #quadsmearing
FIRST OFF, I DIDN’T SAY THAT. YOU’RE PUTTING WORDS IN MY FUCKING MOUTH. SECOND, SHE’S MORE CURVY THAN YOU BECAUSE SHE HAS A BIGGER BODY FORM THAN YOU. RELAX YOURSELF BEFORE YOU HURT YOURSELF. YOU HAPPEN TO BE A VERY BEAUTIFUL VERSION OF US. I’VE JUST NEVER FUCKING MET YOU, OR EVEN SEEING YOU ON THE TIMELINE. NOT MY FUCKING FAULT I DON’T EVEN KNOW YOU.
YOU’RE NOT THE LIME GREEN KARKAT I WAS THINKING ABOUT.
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D --> I am busy tonight D --> However D --> I want to show a picture I took recently, of my matesprit D --> Neighaps to simply show that I appreciate him D --> Or even to show others that he is taken D --> By me
if someone is lying to you try fucking truth out of them #nsfw
D --> A successful deal means a night of celebration D --> I am used to celebrating alone D --> But recently, I've had someone to celebrate my achievements with D --> Here is a candid from a recent celebration D --> Taken by my secretariat
atta boy.
D --> Hhhyes D --> Let me see
#SLAYCATION WITH THE WORSTIE @aeneasCaldarium. FEATURING @carmineGnosiology RUINING OUR OTHERWISE PERFECT THIRST TRAP. WITH HIS WRETCHED SEXLESS FORM. #BEFORANCULLINGPLAY. #CASTEGAP. #GILLSOUT. #GRUBSCARSOUT. 🎨 🖌️: RATKING-BUFFET @ TUMBLR.
I'm going to be honest~. I hate throwing javelins~. Where is the passion in penetrating a foe from long range~? When I sink my blade into an enemy, I want to stare him in the ganderbulbs~. #Gladiating #HotTake #ExtremePenetration #Gore #Suggestive
:33 < Mysterious pairing spotted on the purrowl tolight... #CelebSighting #Purrowling #HotImage #MysteryCouple #PublicDisplaysOfAttraction #ImStalkingThem
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MEN USED TO DIE IN WAR. NOW THEY EXPECT THE HEIRESS TREATMENT. IN RETURN FOR FIVE MINUTES OF AIMLESS THRASHING. #VAGUECHITT.
YOU ARE WEAK AND IMPOTENT. THE RUNNIEST SMEAR OF SLURRY ON THE ENTIRE PAIL THAT IS BEFORUS. YOU NEVER HAD A CHANCE AGAINST AN #ALPHA #SEME #DOM #TOP #HARD #ALTERNIAN #BOSS #BEAST.
WATCHED THE LADIES GO AT IT LAST NIGHT IN THE RING AND I’VE GOTTA SAY, MISS DAMARA YOU ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DOUBLE DECKERED THAT LITTLE ROCKET OF A TWINK. 10/10. ALMOST SPILT ME GUINNESS CLAPPING FOR YOU MATE GOOD ON YOU #GETIN #WWE @HANDMAID @CHELIFORMGYVES x
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(֊⎚-⎚) Am I Meant To Be The "copycat"..? I Don't Get Rumors Just From The Public And I Cover More Than Just Sappy Quadrant Tales.. These Are Just My Demographic.
:33 < I thought I might remind Chittr that I /also/ have a gossip tip line!! :33 < No n33d to give your rumeowr tips to some COPYCAT...
(֊⎚-⎚) Rumor Has It That @zoologercoolscar And @caballinestheca, Two Trolls Heavily In The Public Eye, Have Been Flirting With A Very Well Known Criminal Under The Tag @cheliformgyves ... Spicy. #rumorleech
8=D < I am very pleased with this limo service 8=D < I have asked @arachnoidGrimorium to accompany me to a restaurant tolight.
:33 < Rumeowr has it that a high ranking Befuran politician was caught with his pants down at a purrty recently! :33 < The anyanymous conaggressorman was allegedly spotted being bent ofur his desk by his top security guard! Talk about a furbidden trist!! :33 < The conaggressorman has stated himself to be in a very loyal and ringbound Matespurritship, so his sudden infidelity comes as quite the surpurrise!! :33 < His secretary is the one that discovered the scene, and has since b33n fured after she refused to sign a hush agr33ment. :33 < She was allegedly offured 40k boon bucks, which she refused, and was purromptly let go of furom the redacted company. #OfficeDrama #infidelity #cheatingScandal #caught #suggestive #politics #befuranpolitics #gossip #drama #PoliticianXSecurityGuard #IShipIt
MILFRAKE. STAY WHERE YOU ARE. #IMCOMING.
:33 < I had such a pawsome time last light with my wonderfur meowrail!! :33 < He snapped this clawdorable candid of me and I can't not share it!! #Candid #RustySpadeBar #ILoveMyMoirail
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:33 < Having the best time tolight!! :33 < My meowrail invited me out to this crazy clawsome elite gathfuring! :33 < Sooo many scoops!! ;33 < This handsome stranger is unrelated #Meowrails #Purrty #Gossip #Purrowling #FurstFurondRepurrting #I<>MyMoirail #Diamonds #RustySpade #PurrtyGirl [edit by @ratking-buffet on tumblr]
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damn you werent kidding that things got its own zip code its own area code bet it has diplomatic immunity in several countries across various state lines cop walked past you and felt a change in air pressure thats shits its own goddamn weather event newton himself is rolling in his grave trying to figure out how something with that mass moves that smooth that ass has its own gravitational pull and im a fucking satellite drifting past minding my business and suddenly im in orbit slingshotting between two globular cheeks like an ass hair in a fart nasas gonna have questions that i dont have answers to
THANK YOU TO MUCKY-SENSEI @anonymouseCatalog FOR LEAKING THIS PHOTO OF ME GETTING #BEFORANARRESTED #BEFORANCULLED. I LOOK SO FUCKING GOOD. ARIGATO MILFRAKE. NEXT TIME. TRY AND GET LOWER. YOU MIGHT GET AN UPSKIRT. IT WOULD DO NUMBERS. EDIT: I MEAN CULLMEOWMMY. EDIT: I MEAN MEUMILF.
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D --> Good heavens
:33 < Purreaking!! We have an update on the #Situation concerning Karkat Vantas and Damara Megido's arrests the other night!! :33 < The pair was arrested outside of the Rusty Spade the night of the 16th on multiple counts of aggravated assault and resisting culling. :33 < Mew leaked photos show their arrest outside of the Rusty Spade bar!! :33 < Karkat Vantas was bailed out the following night, and is now on hive arrest, while Damara remains at large after having vanished furom her cell! :33 < Her whereabouts are currently unknown, and the Cull Brigade is searching fur her. :33 < Unfurtunately I could not get my paws on the uncensored version of Mistfur Vantas's arrest photo, so all those juicy details about what may be hidden undfur that censor bar are left up to the imagination... #BefuranCulling #KarkatVantas #MissingPersons #PersonOfInterest #Drama #Gossip #JailBird #Leak #LeakedPhotos #Arrested #CensoredGills?? #WhatIsHeHiding!!! #JailedCuties #MogShots # LeakedImages #CullingStruggle #YuriBait #NipSlip [images submitted by @chelifurmGyves and @handMaid <3]
I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD HAVE TO MAKE A VIDEO LIKE THIS. BUT UNFORTUNATELY. I HAVE BEEN #HOSTAGED AGAIN. NOT BY WEAPONS. OR VIOLENCE. OR EVEN BEING HELD AGAINST MY WILL. NO. THIS TIME. I AM BEING OPPRESSED. BY AN ALL-NEW. NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN. FORCE OF PARADOX SPACE. CRUSHED UNDER THE UNENDING JUJU BOOTHEEL. OF @carbolicGalvanologist'S STUB. AT THE 8/9 #FELTOPENING. IN HIS LATEST FLAGRANT EPISODE. OF SILENCING WOMEN. HE ERASED FROM MY VOCABULARY. A CERTAIN NAME. BECAUSE HE IS A SCREECHING JEALOUS WIGGLER. WHO CANNOT HANDLE A PASSING REMINDER. THAT I TALK TO OTHER VANTASES. OR PERHAPS. THAT WHEN HE SHOWS UP SOMEWHERE. BRIGHT RED AND RANTING ABOUT HIVEGUEST ETIQUETTE. HE MIGHT RESEMBLE CERTAIN PRISSY HUSKS OF CULLBAIT. CURRENTLY CRAWLING ACROSS THE SURFACE OF BEFORUS. OR THE DREAMBUBBLES. OR ANCIENT ALTERNIA. OBVIOUSLY. THIS WAS ENTIRELY MY FAULT. FOR SLIPPING UP. AND REFERRING TO CHALKBOX BY THE EXTREMELY SIMILAR NAME. OF A GUY HE CLOSELY RESEMBLES. IN BOTH APPEARANCE AND BEHAVIOR. WHOSE NAME I HAPPEN TO USE. A LOT MORE FREQUENTLY. THAN FUCKING 「KARKAT.」 UNFORTUNATELY FOR CHALKYKUN. THE BANNED TERM IS LOADBEARING. FOR MUCH OF THE BULLSHIT I GET UP TO. WHICH IS WHY. IN A DISPLAY OF SINCERE CONTRITION. NEVER TO BE REPEATED. I WILL BE EATING MY WORDS. LIVE ON GRUBTUBE. RIGHT NOW. LIKE AND GRUBSCRIBE.
:33 < AC has an impurrtant update on the incarceration of Karkitty Vantas and his associate who has b33n revealed to be Damara Megido!! :33 < I spoke to the subjects sepurrately, and they both gave valuable infurmation regarding the case! :33 < On the light of the 15th Karkat Vantas and Damara Megido were located at the Rusty Spade bar in downtown Outglutt. :33 < They were innocently perfurming an act of #YuriBait, when 3 higher blooded trolls accosted them. :33 < With no hope of ofurpowering them Karkat Vantas brought a knife to the fist fight in self defense! :33 < One of the offending trolls was injured. Mr. Vantas and Ms. Megido sustained some injuries during the struggle, and were they subsequently arrested fur assault with a deadly weapon, resisting culling, and several minor cullable offenses. :33 < The pair was detained by the Befuran Depurrtment of Culling and kept in a holding cell under bail of 612k Boondollars. :33 < Karkat Vantas was bailed out shortly after by a man that wishes to remain anyanimous, but Damara referred to him as Karkat's "Sugarculldaddy" and "paypig" when questioned. :33 < At this time Damara Megido is still in holding, with no sign of being bailed out. :33 < I have set up an interview with Mr. Vantas to get a d33per scoop. Stay tuned! #Drama #Jailbird #MogShot #KarkatVantas #Gossip #DamaraMegido #Update! #PusherBreaking #PayPig #SugarCullDaddy #CullDaddy #BefuranCulling #Viral
D --> I would like to post his bail D --> I will have the full amount delivered by case by my thirteen assistants clad in maidling outfits
:33 < PURREAKING MEWS!! Karkat Vantas has b33n arrested and detained by the Befuran Department of Culling for Assault with a deadly weapon and resisting culling! :33 < Rumeowr states that Mr Vantas got into a bar fight, and we have no confurmed casualties. :33 < His social media platforms have b33n taken over by the Befuran Culling Department, and he is refusing questioning and interviews! :33 < His bail is set at 612,00 Boondollars, and as of yet none of that has b33n gathfured. :33 < We will continue to monitpurr the situation! :33 < If you know anything, do not hesitate to contact me! #Scandal #KarkatVantas #Arrested #BeforanCulling #Drama #Gossip #JailedCuties #MogShot #DontDropTheSoap
D --> No D --> You misunderstand D --> And you will put down your writing paws immediately
I THINK YOU HAVE THAT COVERED FOR THE BOTH OF US, YOU FUCKING CRETIN.
TRYING TO KEEP MY EYE ON THE KARKATS ON THIS WEBSITE WHO ARE ACTUALLY WORTH A SINGLE OUNCE OF MY IRE REALLY IS A FULL TIME FUCKING JOB. YOU KNOW THAT I SAY THIS SHIT TO MAKE YOU BETTER, RIGHT? IF I DON'T INTERACT WITH YOU, PRESUME THAT EITHER YOU'RE A KARKAT WHO TOUCHES GRASS ENOUGH THAT I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE *OR* (AND THIS ONE'S MORE LIKELY) I DISAPPROVE YOU SO WHOLLY THAT YOU ARE BENEATH MY SCORN. AND YES. YOU *SHOULD* BE ASHAMED.
:33 < Karkat Vantas detained by the Befurran Depurrtment of Corrections fur alleged fraud! :33 < S33n here posted to the "Mugshawtys" account for his handsome smoulder! M33oww!!
Oh, he~llo~~~. Did I catch you staring~? No, it's alright~. You can look~. Actually, these buns are for you~. Just a small to~ken of my thanks, for helping me reach 10k kult~. And there's even more in the oven~. Would you like a bite~? #Firm #Spongey #Yeasty #MyBuns #Gladibaker #MyVisage #Unedited #NoFilter #NSFW https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/57a656e8457c~.png
didnt knoww you wwanted to schlang wwith me... wwoww im blushin really fannin myself as wwe speak
quad react dont read as a miss to me, but if you dont vwanna admit to it in public, thats fine by me. my dms are alvways open if you vwanna talk romcoms pal ;)
i can wvork vwith that. ahem. a pretty thing like you, posting pics like you do, especially wvhen a handsome highblood tells you to post em again? it screams cullbait. id take real good care of you babe. id keep you under lock and key at hivwe, vwith all sorts of cute outfits to try on, then evwery day wve could get comfy, put on a mowvie, let you drape yourself owver me on the couch. my hands vwould start wvandering, id pull you up on my lap, id start rubbing against you, nipping at your neck... id make sure youre fully avware vwhat a good lowvblood youre being, wvhat a good cullee, wvhat a good boy, wvhat a good girl, as i unwvrap you like a present. then its just a matter of making sure youre moaning ovwer all your fawvorite parts of the film so youwve gotta beg to wvatch it again tomorrovw. and wvhen my pretty lil vwards been so good, hovw could i ewver say no?
coolscar literally isnt evwen cool, vwhy does he get to shlang it wvith the green one? #nsfwv
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wwhy is evveryone so surprised im actually strong just because its lean muscle doesnt mean it aint muscle i dont need people remarkin on it evvery time i do anything they assumed wwas out a my physical capabilities not unless theyre showwerin me wwith praise and compliments about it
D --> I believe I have angered a fair beauty D --> A foal I am D --> My suicide will be swift yet painful
D --> h D --> What did I say D --> Your blatant disregard for what I asked of you is D --> I will return D --> I have seven well fitted violet maidlings to hire
YES. WAY TOO MUCH. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAVE ALL THAT FOR WHEN YOU ACTUALLY GET A MATCH.
ouch. 8th seed, scored 18 to beat aranea. meenahs just putting the hurt on the serket name in the #cronusbabeoff. next one, this should be interesting. a lovw seed upset wversus a site obsession. vwewve got jane crocker up against aradia megido! nowv, if you could believwe it, there aint a vwhole lotta creator fandom art wvith just these tvwo together, so youre gonna hawve to accept the real #nsfvw one i found. ignore the other broad, just pretend jane got to keep her after that last wvictory. <3 or <> for aradia <3< or c3< for jane
Black romance isn't unhealthy, it's on the basis of two trolls respecting each other enough to view one another as their only rivals. They push you into bettering yourself through challenges, and vice versa. If they aren't doing that, then they aren't your kismesis.
