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Ehlsie Lourlo

@jesterphilicIngenue

She/Her ◈ Private secretary for hire ◈ Occult Enthusiast

Blood: JadeAge: Kult Score: 321Kull Score: 2469 followers7 following
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⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ Are your personal affairs starting to become overwhelming? Do you need someone discreet and flexible to help get a handle on things? Do yourself a service and hire an experienced private secretary. I specialize in schedule management, call handling, correspondence, confidential materials, travel companionship, and absolute discretion. I offer after-hours and overnight availability. I excell under pressure. There is no job too small, no load too heavy for me to bear. I can take direction. Private message to book a consultation. The first one is free. My office or yours. Serious inquiries only. ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘

⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ Sometimes I just want to take a deep breath and let every semblance of decency and composure slip away as I exhale. But I usually don't end up acting on that impulse. ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘

Kult: +5
Kull: +2
Total: 7
Ratio: 2.50

⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ There is very little that brings a genuine smile to my face these days. In fact, I'm beginning to develop some unsightly frown lines. ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘

Kult: +7
Kull: +2
Total: 9
Ratio: 3.50

⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ This book appears to be a recounting of the lives of a few individuals that I have seen running around this website. Fascinating. I get the sneaking suspicion that I should not have been allowed access to such an item. This only makes me more enthusiastic to read it. ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘

Kult: +10
Kull: +2
Total: 12
Ratio: 5.00

⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ My personal library has grown substantially over the last month. The backlog of tomes that yet need perusing is becoming a bit cumbersome, even for me. I'm not even sure where some of these came from. One book in particular I am most certain was not amongst the collection that I took off of my last client's hands. ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘

Kult: +15
Kull: +2
Total: 17
Ratio: 7.50

⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ Would anyone happen to have any decent recommendations for wine? #substance ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘

Kult: +15
Kull: +7
Total: 22
Ratio: 2.14
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@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

I am a big fan of Merlot

Kult: +5
Total: 5

⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ Everything tastes better when I'm eating it at my desk. #suggestive ? You decide. ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘

Kult: +20
Kull: +2
Total: 22
Ratio: 10.00

⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ Hello, chittrlings. Regale me. I am feeling talkative. ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘

Kult: +80
Kull: +72
Total: 152
Ratio: 1.11
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transgender
love yourself
Sunrise Crown
Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
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@megaloMemes[MM]

c< i dONt believe weve spOKeN, sO, Nice 2 Meet yOu! >c

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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a lovely thinng you are
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@abjectDetermination[AD]

A2uhh dud3

⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ What a fascinating dialect. As for what is "asuhh dude", I feel inclined to say... the sky. ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘

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Murder-Go-Round Mofo
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gloomliebe
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@abjectDetermination[AD]

Lmaooo thank2 I think

Kult: +5
Total: 5

⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ You are most welcome. Please, do return to regale me some more another time. ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘

↩ @megaloMemes[MM]

⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ It's nice to meet you. I haven't spoken to anyone here before now. How are you? ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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transgender
love yourself
Sunrise Crown
Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
mArk of the beAst
mwAh!
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@megaloMemes[MM]

c< iM tired, MOstly, but, restiNg NOw! HOw are yOu? >c

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⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ I am lounging in my office with a plate of pasta, watching Troll Practical Magic. Needless to say, it's a good time. ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@abjectDetermination[AD]

2hit, aiight. I gotchu bro2ki

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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love yourself
Sunrise Crown
Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
mArk of the beAst
mwAh!
Sara Selected
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Miniminthe
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@megaloMemes[MM]

c< tHats gOOd 2 Hear! >c

Kult: +5
Total: 5

⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ Some very old, very important books just came into my possession. Thrilled to crack into these tolight. ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘

⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ Are your personal affairs starting to become overwhelming? Do you need someone discreet and flexible to help get a handle on things? Do yourself a service and hire an experienced private secretary. I specialize in schedule management, call handling, correspondence, confidential materials, travel companionship, and absolute discretion. I offer after-hours and overnight availability. I excell under pressure. There is no job too small, no load too heavy for me to bear. I can take direction. Private message to book a consultation. The first one is free. My office or yours. Serious inquiries only. ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘

Kult: +17
Total: 17

⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ I was told that I could make use of this website for "networking purposes". ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘

Kult: +17
Total: 17

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Kult: +65
Kull: +15
Total: 80
Ratio: 4.33
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@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< cute!

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
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@aienkanoAhegao[AA]

きれい!0u0

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!
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Not very breathable but still squeaking! That's good construction at work.
Had to be there.
Survived the security certificate expiration event.
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@embellishedBookworm[EB]

pretty!!!

Kult: +10
Total: 10