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CONSIDER IT TARGET PRACTICE. I’D LIKE TO MAKE IT AS DRAWN OUT AND PAINFUL AS POSSIBLE, YOU SEE, AND I CANT DO THAT UNLESS I HAVE A GUINEA PIG. UNLESS YOU’D LIKE TO BE EXPERIMENTED ON.
1t wouldnt even be to scale, how tf 1s that any good target pract1ce
and so are you? use a m1rror and get to 1t, chop chop
PLEASE COME UP WITH SOMETHING MORE CREATIVE AND ORIGINAL THAN THE MIRROR PULL. PLEASE. IM BEGGING TO BE REALLY, TRULY INSULTED.
youre already do1ng that by dat1ng the 1nd1go slut here so 1dk what to tell you
THAT’S IT. I’M SWITCHING TO TASERS ON THIS THING. AND THEN I’M SHOWING UP AT YOUR HIVE.
oh noooo, 1m quak1ng 1n my boots, oh nooooooo 1m so scared
YEAH YOU FUCKING SHOULD BE. I’M BRINGING SOME OTHER SURPRISES, TOO.
1f 1t wasnt already fuck1ng clear, tasers are nook-sh1t. do worse b1tch, come on