Karkat Vantas
@cheliformGyves
PYROKINETICS AND SHIT-TALKING EXTRAORDINAIRE. HELPSMAN. MOVIE BUFF. FANFIC WRITER (SAID BEGRUDGINGLY). MESSAGE ME FOR ONE SHOT REQUESTS.
I GOT MY EMPLOYEE MUGSHOT DONE, BECAUSE MY COLLEAGUES DECIDED TO ELECT ME EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH. SURELY IT’S ONE BIG FAT JUICY JOKE. HA HA HA. IS THAT WHAT HUMANS SAY WHEN SOMETHING TICKLES THEIR ABSURDITY PALATE? HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/CA33F4BF14EA.JPEG
｢your bulbs... are so... かわいいいいいいいいい~~~~~ kekek!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: itaaaaa! the gachikoi way of squealing! ºwº]
IT’S ACTUALLY INCREDIBLE HOW THREE HOURS OF PUBLIC TRANSPORT— THREE BUSES AND A TRAIN, TO BE REAL FUCKING EXACT— CAN STILL SOMEHOW ONLY GET YOU EXACTLY A 47 MINUTE WALK AWAY FROM YOUR HIVE. OH AND IT’S ALSO RAINING.
TW: #pu6lictransp9rtslander #inaccessi6ility #l9c9m9t9n9rmativity #rain
WHAT DID I MISS. THERE SEEMS TO BE SOME SORT OF ACRID, BEFOULING STENCH IN THE AIR ON CHITTR TONIGHT. CAN SOMEBODY OPEN A WINDOW?
Just the usual. A bunch ꩜f ign꩜rant n꩜꩜kheads d꩜ing what they d꩜ best
EVERY TIME I LOG IN IT’S LIKE SOME DRAMA BOMB HAS BLOWN UP, AND EVERYONE’S VISCERA IS STREWN ABOUT HAPHAZARDLY. INCREDIBLE WORK, CLEAN IT UP, IT’S MAKING ME GAG.
I SHOULD REALLY START SEEKING REAL LIFE MUSES. I KEEP GOING AROUND IN CIRCLES, SAME OLD SAME OLD. MAYBE I SHOULD START TALKING TO MORE HUMANS?
I DON’T REALLY HAVE MUCH OF A “SOCIAL CIRCLE” IN THE FIRST PLACE, ADMITTEDLY.
you can change that! go places! talk to people! you're talkin to a new person right now even
I DO SHIPPING CHART ANALYSIS AND FANWRITTEN WORKS, I TAKE REQUESTS. AND THEN IN MY FREE TIME, I’VE BEEN WRITING A HIGH FANTASY NOVELLA WITH ORIGINAL CHARACTERS.
!!!! oh, how lovely!! we're kindred soUls, yoU and i. i got my start with fanfiction, and i've been writing recreationally my whole life! typically short stories, historical fiction, and narrative nonfiction, bUt i still partake in fandom after all these years! ;U~
SHIT, REALLY? I DON’T KNOW MANY OTHER WRITERS. MAYBE WE COULD COLLAB. OR AT LEAST ROAST PEOPLE’S SHIPPING CHARTS TOGETHER.
ooh, the latter coUld be fUn! rather nostalgic, even. dms are open, lovely!
IT WAS A GOOD CHAPTER TOO. JUST GETTING INTO THE ROMANCE OF IT ALL.
WELL WILL YOU LOOK AT THIS. MY DESKTOP CRASHED, THE CHAPTER I’M WRITING, GONE. AND YET MY SHIT HAS REMAINED UNFLIPPED. IT MIGHT BE GETTING A LITTLE GOLDEN BROWN ON ONE SIDE THOUGH. JUST SITTING IN THE PAN. I MIGHT NEED TO *FLIP THAT SHIT* AS IT WERE.
OKAY. NOT MY LAST POST, IT SEEMS. CHITTR IS A CESSPOOL OF BARFSHITTING CROTCHSTAINS, SO I FEEL LIKE I HAVE TO STAY HERE TO MAKE UP FOR THE ACTUAL WORD VOMIT SPEWAGE YOU ALL SEEM TO BE PARTAKING IN.
its moreso this place has a bunch of people from several different timelines. and trust me. i know my shit about timelines
CLEARLY ME TOO, SINCE I SOMEHOW SEEM TO BE MIXING WITH A MILLION DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF ME AND MY APPARENT DESCENDANTS. TRULY NAUSEATING.
yeaaah. but its not all bad. some karkat varients are really neat. including the one from my timeline that im dating while kankri varients? ehhh be weary of them they can get into long rants about triggers and social justice bullshit
THIS IS MY FIRST CHIT, AND WHO KNOWS, MAYBE IT’LL BE MY LAST. I’VE ALREADY SEEN MY FAIR SHARE OF PETULANT WINDBAGS SPEWING HOOFBEAST SHIT FROM THEIR WINDHOLES. I’M KARKAT. LOCATION: BEFORUS, YOU DON’T NEED TO KNOW WHERE. AGE: 12 SWEEPS AND COUNTING. I GOT STUCK WITH A BORING AS ALL HELL JOB IN THE MINES, SO IN MY FREE TIME, I WRITE. AND POST HERE TOO NOW APPARENTLY. LUCKY YOU THAT YOU GET TO READ IT, IT MUST BE PERIGREES EVE. THAT’S ALL THE INFORMATION YOU GET, I NEED TO GET BACK TO EDITING MY NEXT CHAPTER.