KARKAT

I’VE TAKEN TO STUDYING SUBJECTS OF WHICH I’M UNFAMILIAR IN AN ATTEMPT TO NO LONGER EAT MY WORDS WHEN I SAY I’M SMARTER THAN ALL OF YOU SOPPING WET SHITBAGS WITH A HOWLING WIND PASSING BETWEEN YOUR AURALDUCTS WHERE YOUR SPONGES SHOULD BE. FIRST UP: BEFORAN MEDICULL PRACTICE. DOES THIS COUNT AS #MEDICULLCHITTR? AM I GOING TO BE A HOT NURSE WITH HORRIBLE BEDSIDE MANNER?

#medicullchittr

Kult: +74

Kull: +71

Total: 145

Ratio: 1.04

↩ @materialCollector[MC]

Nurse Iglica Varana

Vaccinated!

This user is up-to-date on all required vaccines.

Mediculler

This user practices medicine.

Beforan Resident

The Beforan Buddyaucracy prides itself on those like this user.

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

@resuscitativeNightingale[RN]

>-8==— hey!! >_<

Kult: +12

Kull: +2

Total: 14

Ratio: 6.00

↩ @materialCollector[MC]

WELL, SHIT. MAYBE I SHOULD GIVE IT A… SHOT. HAR HAR.

Kull: +7

Total: 7

↩ @resuscitativeNightingale[RN]

OH THEY GOT YOUR ASS.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @cheliformGyves[CG]

Nurse Iglica Varana

Vaccinated!

This user is up-to-date on all required vaccines.

Mediculler

This user practices medicine.

Beforan Resident

The Beforan Buddyaucracy prides itself on those like this user.

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

@resuscitativeNightingale[RN]

>-8==— there is nothing to get!

↩ @resuscitativeNightingale[RN]

HA, FLATTY.

Kult: +7

Kull: +14

Total: 21

Ratio: 0.50

↩ @cheliformGyves[CG]

Nurse Iglica Varana

Vaccinated!

This user is up-to-date on all required vaccines.

Mediculler

This user practices medicine.

Beforan Resident

The Beforan Buddyaucracy prides itself on those like this user.

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

@resuscitativeNightingale[RN]

>-8==— that is not what i was implying!!! >///<

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @cheliformGyves[CG]

d. tenten

Vaccinated!

This user is up-to-date on all required vaccines.

Beforan Resident

The Beforan Buddyaucracy prides itself on those like this user.

Mediculler

This user practices medicine.

@threatenTensely[TT]

yxu’re clearly suffering frxm sxme sxrt xf visual impairment. - xx

Kult: +5

Kull: +2

Total: 7

Ratio: 2.50

↩ @threatenTensely[TT]

OH AM I. IS THAT SO.

↩ @cheliformGyves[CG]

d. tenten

Vaccinated!

This user is up-to-date on all required vaccines.

Beforan Resident

The Beforan Buddyaucracy prides itself on those like this user.

Mediculler

This user practices medicine.

@threatenTensely[TT]

she’s a x. - xx

Verified

A user of established repute

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Barely Survived

On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.

w1th THAT att1tude? yeah you could be my ass1stant any n1ght of the w1pe

IM FEELING LIKE CAUSING SOME TROUBLE TONIGHT, BUT I’LL BE ON MY BEST BEHAVIOR. MAYBE.

Kult: +119

Kull: +90

Total: 209

Ratio: 1.32

↩ @cationicAgonist[CA]

DON’T WORRY. I’VE GOT PLANS INVOLVING YOU.

Kull: +7

Total: 7

↩ @cheliformGyves[CG]

Verified

A user of established repute

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Barely Survived

On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.

AND you d1dn’t say so? how fuck1ng rude

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @cationicAgonist[CA]

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN AMBUSH.

↩ @cheliformGyves[CG]

Verified

A user of established repute

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Barely Survived

On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.

aaaaaaand the surpr1se 1s gone. n1ce job 1d1ot

↩ @cationicAgonist[CA]

IT’S YOUR FUCKING OWN FAULT FOR RUINING YOUR OWN SURPRISE. THIS IS WHY I DON’T DO ANYTHING NICE FOR YOU, YOU ALWAYS RUIN IT.

↩ @cheliformGyves[CG]

Verified

A user of established repute

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Barely Survived

On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.

oh nooooo you don’t do anyth1ng n1ce for me oh noooooooo

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @cationicAgonist[CA]

WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW.

↩ @cheliformGyves[CG]

Verified

A user of established repute

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Barely Survived

On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.

you’re smart somet1mes, r1ght? you can f1gure that out

↩ @cationicAgonist[CA]

ALREADY DID WHILE YOU TOOK FOREVER TO RESPOND.

↩ @cheliformGyves[CG]

Verified

A user of established repute

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Barely Survived

On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.

r111111ght, so what are you wa1t1ng for

FUCK. YES. HAPPY FUCKING FRIDAY. I AM ABOUT TO GET SO DRUNK OFF MY FACE AND SHAKE MAJOR ASS. #LETSGO

#letsgo #substance

Kult: +62

Kull: +40

Total: 102

Ratio: 1.55

DAMARA MEGIDO.

𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃

𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.

Pitch Hearted

A truly reviled user.

CAUTION: TOXIC

This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!

CAUTION: TOXIC!

This user is... Yikes. That is STILL a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much!

CAUTION: TOXIC!!

This user is really just airing it all out on Chittr, huh? This is a lot.

CAUTION: TOXIC!!!?

This user is really getting out of hand at this point. Chittr doesn't need to know this!

Alternian Civilian

This user is easily impressed into the Alternian Empire.

@handMaid[HM]

WHOSE ASS ARE YOU CONTRACTING FOR THIS SERVICE. I WOULD NOT CALL YOURS MAJOR.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @handMaid[HM]

EXCUSE ME. YOU FLATTY CUNT. MY ASS IS PERFECTLY PLUSH.

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

↩ @cheliformGyves[CG]

DAMARA MEGIDO.

𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃

𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.

Pitch Hearted

A truly reviled user.

CAUTION: TOXIC

This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!

CAUTION: TOXIC!

This user is... Yikes. That is STILL a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much!

CAUTION: TOXIC!!

This user is really just airing it all out on Chittr, huh? This is a lot.

CAUTION: TOXIC!!!?

This user is really getting out of hand at this point. Chittr doesn't need to know this!

Alternian Civilian

This user is easily impressed into the Alternian Empire.

@handMaid[HM]

I'LL NEED PHOTO PROOF.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @handMaid[HM]

CHECK YOUR DMS.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

memento mori

Remember that you must die. Let that determine what you do and say and think. 0u0

Observed.

This user is being watched.

PEACE Elected Official

An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment

@emptyEyes[EE]

Is there any place in particular y0u like t0 frequent when it c0mes t0 ass shaking?

↩ @emptyEyes[EE]

I’M BANNED FROM THE RUSTY SPADE. SO NOW I’VE BEEN TRYING NEW ONES.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @cheliformGyves[CG]

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

memento mori

Remember that you must die. Let that determine what you do and say and think. 0u0

Observed.

This user is being watched.

PEACE Elected Official

An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment

@emptyEyes[EE]

What did y0u d0 t0 manage t0 get banned fr0m what place!

↩ @emptyEyes[EE]

LONG STORY.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

WHAT’S A POOR GUY GOT TO DO TO GET A MECHANIC AROUND HERE? I’M FUCKING STRANDED.

Kult: +242

Kull: +222

Total: 464

Ratio: 1.09

↩ @caballinesTheca[CT]

Verified

A user of established repute

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Barely Survived

On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.

your huh. what

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @cationicAgonist[CA]

D --> My hooves

Kult: +7

Kull: +7

Total: 14

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @caballinesTheca[CT]

Verified

A user of established repute

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Barely Survived

On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.

your. no you don’t have to do that 1 already p1cked h1m up

↩ @cationicAgonist[CA]

SHUT UP. SHUT UP NOW. YOU’RE GOING TO CRUSH HIS DREAMS.

Kull: +7

Total: 7

↩ @cheliformGyves[CG]

Verified

A user of established repute

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Barely Survived

On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.

H1S HOOF GALLOP1NG DREAMS??

↩ @cationicAgonist[CA]

D --> Nonsense D --> You will leave him where he is now D --> And I will bring him there

Kull: +2

Total: 2

↩ @caballinesTheca[CT]

WHAT.

Kult: +4

Kull: +2

Total: 6

Ratio: 2.00

↩ @caballinesTheca[CT]

Verified

A user of established repute

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Barely Survived

On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.

1’m already dr1v1ng off

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @cationicAgonist[CA]

D --> Fine D --> I will put the hooves away D --> And return to my own devices D --> You are lucky I cannot deny the wants of a lowb100d

Kult: +2

Kull: +4

Total: 6

Ratio: 0.50

↩ @caballinesTheca[CT]

Verified

A user of established repute

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Barely Survived

On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.

great

Kull: +7

Total: 7

I LOOK BETTER THAN BOTH OF THOSE IDIOTS. BY A LONG SHOT. I’M JUST GRIMACING BECAUSE THE BEFORISH ONE SMELLS LIKE LYNX BODY SPRAY.

Kult: +91

Kull: +55

Total: 146

Ratio: 1.65

↩ @caballinesTheca[CT]

YOU THINK SO?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @caballinesTheca[CT]

KARKAT VANTAS

Verified

A user of established repute

#ABCC RSVP

Adorabloodthirsty Cinemassacre Club-Goer

CAUTION: TOXIC

This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!

Pitch One

This user vacillates pitch black.

@creaticGoeticist[CG]

HEY, WHAT? FUCK YOU.

↩ @cheliformGyves[CG]

D --> Of horse I do D --> That is why I keep several photos of you in my wallet

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @creaticGoeticist[CG]

D --> Hn D --> I apologize D --> It isn't that you are unattractive D --> Far from it D --> You have an e%cellent jaw structure D --> I simply have a preference and the Karkat that I know has features that I enjoy much mare D --> As well as a style of dress which does mare for me D --> If this disappoints you you are allowed and encouraged to berate me for my rudeness

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @caballinesTheca[CT]

KARKAT VANTAS

Verified

A user of established repute

#ABCC RSVP

Adorabloodthirsty Cinemassacre Club-Goer

CAUTION: TOXIC

This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!

Pitch One

This user vacillates pitch black.

@creaticGoeticist[CG]

OH GOD. *PLEASE* CONTINUE GROVELING AT MY FEET, I REALLY DON’T FIND IT OFFPUTTING AT ALL. THANKS, THOUGH. FOR THE COMPLIMENT TO MY BONE STRUCTURE. GREW THEM MYSELF.

↩ @creaticGoeticist[CG]

D --> Is this D --> Hm D --> Is that sarcasm neighaps D --> Or shall I continue

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @caballinesTheca[CT]

IT’S SARCASM, HONEY. I KNOW IT WHEN I SEE IT.

Kult: +4

Total: 4

↩ @cheliformGyves[CG]

D --> Understood

Verified

A user of established repute

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Barely Survived

On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.

you DO look better, cunt1er than them actually

↩ @cationicAgonist[CA]

SEE THAT EVERYONE? NOT ONLY IS HAYAAH RIGHT AGAIN, BUT SHE HAS EXQUISITE TASTE IN FEMME FATALE SLAY FULLY MALE MEN.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Die'dre, for Pitiful Silences.

MY USUAL MAKEUP ISN’T COVERING UP MY EYE BAGS LIKE IT USED TO. EITHER I’M STRUNG OUT, OR THE FORMULA’S CHANGED. I’M GOING TO CONVINCE MYSELF IT’S THE LATTER.

Kult: +15

Kull: +5

Total: 20

Ratio: 3.00

To Be Verified

A user of potential repute.

@abstrusifiedTurmoil[AT]

hie

OK, NO, I’M TOTALLY NOT DEEPLY HURT BY THAT, IT’S FINE. I JUST WANNA GO ON VACATION. TO A LOVELY REMOTE ISLAND. I WANT TO WADE INTO THE WARM SURF. AND THEN PULL OUT A HARPOON AND SHOOT MYSELF IN THE FACE WITH IT.

Kult: +54

Kull: +45

Total: 99

Ratio: 1.20

Verified

A user of established repute

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Barely Survived

On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.

do you need help

↩ @cationicAgonist[CA]

AIMING? YEAH.

Kult: +4

Total: 4

↩ @cheliformGyves[CG]

Verified

A user of established repute

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Barely Survived

On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.

don’t even worry about 1t. 1’ve got a great streak w1th successful headshots #v1olence #gore

#violence #gore

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @cationicAgonist[CA]

FABULOUS. YOU’RE HIRED.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @cheliformGyves[CG]

Verified

A user of established repute

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Barely Survived

On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.

#awesome #vacation-mode #with-my-revolver #violence #gore

#awesome #vacat1on-mode #W1TH-my-revolver

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @cationicAgonist[CA]

Emerad Acaruh

@gracefulAggressor[GA]

🞜 why do you keep sniping my opportunities. literally.

Kull: +2

Total: 2

↩ @gracefulAggressor[GA]

MORE THE MERRIER.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @gracefulAggressor[GA]

Verified

A user of established repute

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Barely Survived

On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.

you’ve gotta be qu1cker than that. wouldn’t m1nd some company on th1s seem1ngly free vacat1on tho

YOUR HIGHNESS. DAMN, I COULD GET USED TO THAT.

Kult: +20

Total: 20

YOU GUYS ARE NOT FUCKING READY FOR WHAT HAYAAH AND I ARE COOKING UP. MY GOD.

@cationicAgonist

Kult: +17

Total: 17

DO YOU GUYS THINK THOSE GERRY GRUBS THINGS ARE ACTUALLY GOOD. THEY LOOK LIKE THEY GO CRAZY.

Kult: +29

Kull: +5

Total: 34

Ratio: 5.80

⚡⚡ vespie ⚡⚡

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

BLASTED!!!!!

This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!

ɬiqaya

This user loves the slip-sliding traveler, the charming snail.

@gutterCipher[GC]

thεy fµck crαzyztylε

IN MY SPARE TIME TODAY, I GOT TO VISIT @ZOOLOGERCOOLSCAR FOR SOME REVISIONS ON THEIR RESEARCH. CALL ME LEARNED, CALL ME CHARISMATIC, CALL ME THE LABSLUT. ALL APPLY.

@zoologerCoolscar

Kult: +142

Kull: +112

Total: 254

Ratio: 1.27

D --> I have no issue with it of horse D --> This is harmless

Kult: +7

Total: 7

D --> Why is their hand there

Kult: +7

Total: 7

Cronus Ampora

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

Pickup DaVwinci

This user wrote the book on being a sleaze! #cagttl #nsfwv

Amporacoin

This user is still holding Amporacoin. Line go ♒︎ #TOTHEMOONS #ERIDANWEEK

Pitch Hearted

A truly reviled user.

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

id lovwe to showv you my ppe some time, labslut~

Kult: +10

Kull: +12

Total: 22

Ratio: 0.83

D --> Their hand does not have to be there

Kult: +7

Kull: +2

Total: 9

Ratio: 3.50

cami miguel

Verified

A user of established repute

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

Forever, in spring.

This user's avid appreciation for East Alternian / Beforan culture will never fade!

Indie Artist Life!

Somebody's got to rep the small creators... like this user!

vwanna listen to my demos?

This user is an aspiring musician! Swoon...

Disco Connoisseur

This user appreciates the fine arts of disco!

Jinxed!

this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!

@amorousChanteuse[AC]

baddies.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Almond Limina

Friend Inside Me

This user has had a friend inside them.

@neverendingHallway[NH]

⚠︎ Mm.... ⚠︎ #jealousy...

D --> Where did your b100 accessories go

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @caballinesTheca[CT]

OH MY GOD??????? I HAVE THEM ON, DON’T WORRY. MY GLASSES ARE THE BLUE ONES YOU GOT ME, HANDSOME.

Kult: +5

Kull: +2

Total: 7

Ratio: 2.50

↩ @aeneasCaldarium[AC]

YEAH YEAH, PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MASK IS.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

eridan

nonbinary

love yourself

Beforian

Those who came before us.

Fintastic

This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!

Bad Squishy!

Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.

@zoologerCoolscar[ZC]

alwways good to havve you

Kult: +5

Total: 5

CALLED TROTSWORX, ENDED UP WITH THIS GUY. BREAKING A STALLION IS SO REWARDING.

@caballinesTheca

#suggestive

Kult: +123

Kull: +86

Total: 209

Ratio: 1.43

WWAS?? ist das erlaubt? oh mein gott

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @claudiusAquaduct[CA]

OF COURSE IT’S FUCKING ALLOWED YOU SNIVELING IDIOT. I MAKE THE RULES HERE.

↩ @cheliformGyves[CG]

wwowwee!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @claudiusAquaduct[CA]

I KNOW RIGHT. YOU CAN BE NEXT IF YOU WANT.

↩ @cheliformGyves[CG]

#meingebr #mybrews #potions #beasties

wwehohoho i wwill pass far too focused on #meinebräu er #mybrewws #potions and #beasties. and i havve a terrible back, too old ZZ8)

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @claudiusAquaduct[CA]

I MEANT FOR SITTING ON HIS BACK, BUT IF THE SHOE FITS.

↩ @cheliformGyves[CG]

ooooh ja ja maybe sometime! wwhen dame benevvolent allowws me from her site, kleine krabbe ZZ8D

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @cheliformGyves[CG]

D --> What

Kult: +5

Total: 5

DAMARA MEGIDO.

𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃

𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.

Pitch Hearted

A truly reviled user.

CAUTION: TOXIC

This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!

CAUTION: TOXIC!

This user is... Yikes. That is STILL a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much!

CAUTION: TOXIC!!

This user is really just airing it all out on Chittr, huh? This is a lot.

CAUTION: TOXIC!!!?

This user is really getting out of hand at this point. Chittr doesn't need to know this!

Alternian Civilian

This user is easily impressed into the Alternian Empire.

@handMaid[HM]

THIS IS SO FUCKING MAJOR. DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE PHOTOS FROM THAT NIGHT. #HHHH.

#hhhh

↩ @handMaid[HM]

OH DO I. I’VE GOT VIDEOS TOO. HE WAS SUCH A GOOD PONYBOY.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

#tiethemuptuesday #tiemeuptuesday #nsfw

WHAT A FINE, FINE #TIETHEMUPTUESDAY. NOT A #TIEMEUPTUESDAY, BECAUSE I’M NOT THE ONE WITH THEIR FRONDS TIED BEHIND THEIR BACK. POOR BABY. EVERYONE SEND @CABALLINESTHECA THEIR PITY. HE’S GONNA NEED IT.

@caballinesTheca

Kult: +68

Kull: +15

Total: 83

Ratio: 4.53

Roro Lalonde

Verified

A user of established repute

transgender

love yourself

Hallowhiskers

This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!

Jinxed!

this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!

@tipsyGlamour[TG]

holyshiiit 🔥🔥🔥

Muckrake

Verified

A user of established repute

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Reverified

A user of reestablished repute.

Golden Excerpt

A user whose exploits are chronicled.

@anonymouseCatalog[AC]

:33 < Oh meow goodness!! :33 < It looks like someone is in fur a very long light! H33h33h33.... #caniwatch

#caniwatch

Kult: +12

Total: 12

↩ @anonymouseCatalog[AC]

#YEAH

#yeah

Kult: +5

Total: 5

RIGHT STRAIGHT HOURS OF PAPERWORK. MY PAN FEELS LIKE I’VE PUT AN IMMERSION BLENDER INSIDE IT.

Kult: +8

Total: 8

I’VE BEEN SO BUSY THAT I HAVEN’T EVEN HAD TIME TO SIT ON MY PALMHUSK AND CAUSE PROBLEMS. DON’T WORRY. I’M BACK.

Kult: +65

Kull: +35

Total: 100

Ratio: 1.86

🐎 Hephaestus Zahhak

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Disability Pride

Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.

Beforian

Those who came before us.

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

Friendship Forged

STRONG of will, kind of heart, hoof of beast. You are friends with Hephaestus.

heart of gold

kind is the bravest thing you can be

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

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@craftsmanToxophilite[CT]

8=l < Must you

↩ @craftsmanToxophilite[CT]

AND WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN TO BE SAYING SOME HOOFBEAST SHIT LIKE THAT TO ME.

↩ @cheliformGyves[CG]

D --> Do not concern yourself with him D --> He seems to be a Zahhak D --> But a Zahhak would never speak ill of you

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @cheliformGyves[CG]

🐎 Hephaestus Zahhak

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A user of established repute

Disability Pride

Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.

Beforian

Those who came before us.

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

Friendship Forged

STRONG of will, kind of heart, hoof of beast. You are friends with Hephaestus.

heart of gold

kind is the bravest thing you can be

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

@craftsmanToxophilite[CT]

8=l < A local Chittr resident 8=l < For you to get offended by two little words spea% volumes to the type of person you are 8=l < A pleashire to meet you 8=l < I've seen you around 8=l < Mostly in the photos my pathetic ancestor posts

↩ @craftsmanToxophilite[CT]

YOUR “PATHETIC” ANCESTOR IS MY MATESPRIT, YOU HOT WET SPEW OF SHIT. TAKE A MINUTE TO EVALUATE YOUR TASTE.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @caballinesTheca[CT]

HE’S NOTHING TO ME.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @cheliformGyves[CG]

🐎 Hephaestus Zahhak

Verified

A user of established repute

Disability Pride

Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.

Beforian

Those who came before us.

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

Friendship Forged

STRONG of will, kind of heart, hoof of beast. You are friends with Hephaestus.

heart of gold

kind is the bravest thing you can be

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

@craftsmanToxophilite[CT]

8=l < Sh001d he be my taste 8=l < Is that what you're implying 8=l < I'm content with that not being the case 8=l < But I will say my tastes align similarly to his 8=l < As your descendant is my own mate 8=l < And for that I am gratefoal for your contribution 8=l < Your 100% shine well

I’VE JUST REALIZED I HAVE NO ONE TO SAY IT TO, ANYWAY.

Kult: +9

Total: 9

I’M STARTING TO THINK THAT… NO. NO I’M NOT GONNA FUCKING SAY IT, OR I’LL FREAK THE FUCK OUT.

Kult: +22

Kull: +20

Total: 42

Ratio: 1.10

D --> Hm?

↩ @caballinesTheca[CT]

YOU KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE AN ANXIETY. AND IF YOU TALK ABOUT THE ANXIETY OR ABOUT THE THING, IT MAKES IT IMMEDIATELY A FUCKTON WORSE. AND THEN YOU SPEND FIFTEEN SWEEPS IN A TAILSPIN BECAUSE YOU SPOKE ABOUT THE THING. YOU KNOW. OR MAYBE THAT’S JUST ME. MAYBE I SHOULD GO TO A MEDICULLER.

↩ @cheliformGyves[CG]

D --> Of horse I do D --> Why can't you talk to me about it? D --> Otherwise D --> I can recommend medicullers

↩ @caballinesTheca[CT]

I CAN TALK TO YOU ABOUT IT.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

THEY’RE WORKING ME TO THE BRITTLE CALCIUM COLUMN, HERE. I THINK I’VE DONE ABOUT FIVE MILES IN THESE HEELS JUST GOING BACK AND FORTH RUNNING SCRIPTS.

Kult: +13

Total: 13

UPDATE: BIG BOY JOB DAY ONE IS FINISHED. THE WORK ITSELF I CAN’T POST ABOUT. I SIGNED AN NDA, WHICH IS OBJECTIVELY A HILARIOUS THING FOR A EX-FELON TO BE TRUSTED WITH, BUT I DIGRESS. SPILT COFFEE ON MYSELF AND BURNT THE EVER LOVING FUCK OUT OF MY PRONGSTUBS, BUT I LOOKED DAMN GOOD DOING IT. A TAILOR CAN GO A LONG WAY ASSISTING A TRAMP IN LOOKING EXEMPLARY. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/A6151A57DB27.JPEG

Kult: +44

Total: 44

FIRST DAY AT A BIG BOY JOB POST STABGATE. LET’S HOPE I DON’T ROYALLY FUCK IT UP.

Kult: +27

Kull: +5

Total: 32

Ratio: 5.40

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