KARKAT
@cheliformGyves
SHIT-TALKING EXTRAORDINAIRE. HELPSMAN. MOVIE BUFF. WRITER. NEED A CULLMOMMY? GET IN LINE. BEFORUS HE/HIM 400k HICAPOINTS, FUCK YOU.
PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS ASKING ME THIS. I THINK IT SHOULD JUST REMAIN A FUCKING MYSTERY. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/EDDE774ED895.JPEG
man at least keep my name in the pic! >8V
I DIDN’T KNOW IF YOU WANTED CREDIT FOR BEING A DICKHEAD SUPREME. BUT CLEARLY YOU DO. HEY EVERYONE, GET A LOAD.
:33 < LEAKED PHOTOS!! Damara Megido pictured at a beach in Itrolly! :33 < One can only wondfur what may have excited her so much that her tuck slipped!! H33h33h33... @handMaid #LeakedPhotos #LeakedNudes #TuckSlip #SlugPosting #BulgeReveal #Leak #Leaking #Drooling #SummerBody #BefuranBubblePorn
GIRL. OH MY FUCKING GOD. #THISISHUGE #NOTTALKINGABOUTTHEPOST
i've never tasted lyme! just cherry lymeade, if you wyll. hehe.
...i never met a limeblood before... ...thought those guys was a myth...
I LOOK SO FUCKING GOOD. IT WOULD TAKE A TRULY DISEASED MIND. TO OPEN THIS PICTURE ON HIS PALMHUSK. AND DRAW BUBBLES ON IT. UNTIL THE CENSORED RESULT. IS SOMEHOW MORE #PORNOGRAPHIC. THAN AN EASILY OBTAINED IMAGE. OF MY BARE AND VULNERABLE. HOT SLUT BODY. ANYWAY. SCROLL FOR THAT. IF YOU DARE. #SLAYCATION #BEACHBUM #SHARKBAIT #WADING #WADERSWANTED #CHILLYCHASER #CASTEGAP #GRUBSCARSOUTSEASON #ITROLLY #CRAZYASFUCKLUSTYRUSTIESNEARYOU. #... #SIGH #BEFORANBUBBLEPORN. 🎨🖌️: RATKING-BUFFET @ TUMBLR.
BEFORAN BUBBLE PORN IS A DELICATE AND INTRICATE PART OF OUR CULTURE. I’M GONNA POP THEM. #NSFW
#MODESTISHOTTEST #CHASTITYCHASING #UNBUBBLING #CENSORSHIPPLAY #NSFW. 0u0
I THINK I SHOULD SEND YOU MORE PICS IN MY SWEATER TO PROVE YOUR POINT.
YOU SCHMOOZE YOU LOSE. @CABALLINESTHECA , THANKS FOR REINING ME IN. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/482514861B02.JPEG HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/B4ADC37670F7.JPEG
D --> I was not aware this was taken
YOU LOOK LIKE AN EXPENSIVE WHORE.
theyre calling me the first ethical pervwert.
probably, vwhy not?
WHAT MAKES PERVERSION ETHICAL? OOH, GETTING REAL PHILOSOPHICAL HERE. IT TAKES A SENSITIVE GUY TO ANSWER THAT.
you knowv full vwell im sensitivwe in all the right places.
CH3W1NG0N MY G1RL5 P4N7137H 83C4U7H3 1 M155 H3R......
D --> Hah D --> I'm glad I am not that guy
DON’T WORRY. YOU’RE STILL IN THE LINE OF FIRE FOR PINGING ME WHILE I WAS ASLEEP.
D --> I've come to realize a certain individual or set thereof is my descendant D --> The direct spawn of my e%tatic contributions to the glorious factory D --> This might make others proud D --> However D --> I am not liking what I am seeing D --> Some trolls should stick to what they are good at D --> To posting about their plush companions D --> And their hoofbeast related interests D --> And try to keep their personal drama D --> Obscured
YES. DISCIPLINE HIM AGAIN. HARDER. IN PUBLIC.
D --> I am not sure of the etiquette of disciplining one of my own b100d D --> Let alone my own D --> Essence
8=D < I had not considered the connotation of this. 8=D < Someone else will have to discipline me.
D --> @cheliformGyves D --> Do this D --> Berate him as you would berate D --> ... D --> Some other individual similar to him
GOOD JOB. REAL LEADERS DELEGATE. THEY ALSO KICK THEIR UNDERLINGS AROUND. WE CAN WORK ON THAT PART.
OH WILL WE. I WOULD SAY HOLD MY PURSE BUT I NEED IT TO BEAT YOU OVER THE HEAD WITH IT. HOLD ON WHILE I GIVE YOUR “SPAWN” A TALKING TO.
YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT TO MYSELF AS I DID A LITTLE READING UP ON THE SITUATION AT HAND, “WHY THE ABSOLUTE SHITTING HELL WAS I SUMMONED TO GO BEAT THIS GUY INTO SUBMISSION?”. BUT I UNDERSTAND. I UNDERSTAND NOW THAT YOU, HORUSS, ARE A SMARMY, VILE, PUTRID EXCUSE FOR A HIGHBLOOD. SO MUCH SO THAT YOU MAY AS WELL NOT BE ONE AT ALL AND RATHER THE GRIME BENEATH MY HEEL AFTER A SOLID NIGHT OUT AT THE RUSTY SPADE. WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOUR CONVICTIONS ARE SO TRUE? YOU REALLY BELIEVE IN HIGHBLOOD SUPREMACY, HUH? DO YOU? IT’LL BE INTERESTING FOR BOTH OF US WHEN YOUR LITTLE FUCKASS PONYTAIL IS IN ONE HAND AND YOUR REINS ARE IN THE OTHER. THEN WE’LL SEE WHO RANKS SUPREME YOU LITTLE BITCHY SHIT. HAVE SOME DECORUM. YOU’RE IN A PUBLIC PLACE. AT LEAST ACT SORRY OR I WON’T EVEN BOTHER SPITTING ON YOU LIKE I WOULD YOUR PREDECESSOR. OR THE PAVEMENT. TAKE YOUR PICK, I WALK OVER BOTH.
SO-CALLED FREE THINKERS WHEN THEY SLEEP IN TOO LATE AND END UP WITH MAJOR BED HEAD. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/B82044B23B0A.JPEG #SUGGESTIVE
WHORE.
I’M COUNTING MY BITCHES AND ORGANIZING THEM BY COLOR.
WATCHED THE LADIES GO AT IT LAST NIGHT IN THE RING AND I’VE GOTTA SAY, MISS DAMARA YOU ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DOUBLE DECKERED THAT LITTLE ROCKET OF A TWINK. 10/10. ALMOST SPILT ME GUINNESS CLAPPING FOR YOU MATE GOOD ON YOU #GETIN #WWE @HANDMAID @CHELIFORMGYVES x
FAKE NEWS. YOUR SOFT. WEAK. SMALL. PATHETIC. LIMP. USELESS. DELICATE. BEFORAN. FEM TWINK BODY. IS AS USELESS AS YOUR SAD LITTLE BULGE. NO PRODUCT OF YOUR SILLY LITTLE PLANET. WILL EVER COME CLOSE. TO TOUCHING THE SEARING MIGHT. OF THE GREEN SUN.
7H3F F00D 47 7H3 CULL1NG F4C1L7Y FUCK1NG7H 5UCK5
MY FAVORITE MEAL WHEN I WAS IN THE CLINK. I CAN SMELL THE EFFERVESCENCE AND LINGERING CULL PATROL.
175 7H00 GR07H7H!!!! 175 50 F1CK1NG GR055 175 700 5L1MY 4ND 7H3 CHUNK5 4R3N7 C00K3D 7HR0UGH
YEAH IT’S NASTY. NEVER SAID IT WAS GOOD, ONLY THAT IT WAS THE BEST OF THE LOT.