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CALL ME BY MY FUCKING NAME, JACKASS.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ is your name NOT VANTAS??? and yeah just a lil bit, it's the strider in me. really CAN'T help it bro. look at my icon, it look like i take ANY of this seriously? is my being obtuse distracting you from your key smashing problem sugar nubs? ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
QUIT CALLING ME THESE FUCKASS NAMES, CALL ME BY MY NAME, KARKAT, NO SURNAME BULLSHIT WE'RE NOT FUCKING BUSINESS PARTNERS.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ uughhhhhhhhhh fine KARKAT. excuse a bunny for thinking this was professional. you still need help karkat-kun? ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
GOD DAMN IT, NO.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ lmaooooo ok ok for real, no jokes i'm done. what's up karkat? ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
NOTHING IS UP. I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP. I'M FINE.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ well ... you DID key smash on chittr. if that ain't a cry for help i DUNNO WHAT is ૮(≖_≖ )ა TEXTBOOK cry for attention if anything. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
ALMOST A DAMN DAY AGO, AND I SAID I WAS FINE, JUST A BIT AGGRAVATED LIKE USUAL.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ kinda hard to tell with you, being you. coulda been a lie. damn maybe i like karkat's. this pitch flirting and being a natural asshole is hard! besides didn't have to keep replying. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹