KARKAT
@carcinoMegadrive
THE EPITOME OF "EASIER SAID THAN DONE" WHEN IT COMES TO ROMANCE - SHITTY ~ATH GAME DEV/PROGRAMMER, #1 KARKAT VANTAS HATER
D4MN! @C4RC1NOM3G4DR1V3 !!! YOU OK4Y OV3R TH3R3? YOU L3FT M3 4 BUNCH OF NOT1F1C4T1ONS. >:?
FIGURED I'D ASSIST IN GETTING YOUR NUMBERS UP. AIN'T NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT, IS THERE?
NOOO!!! JUST SURPR1S3D TO W4K3 UP TO SO M4NY L1K3S 4ND P1T13S.
CAN WE JUST KILL KARKAT VANTAS? THANKS.
⪩ ⸸f y⌖u re𓉸lly w𓉸nt th𓉸t? H⸸t me up. ⸸'m d⌖wn f⌖r 𓉸 mercy k⸸ll. ⪨
FINE, I APOLOGIZE FOR BEING AN ANNOYING ASS ABOUT YOU BEING THIRSTY FOR WHATS-HER-FACE, IT WAS A BIT HYPOCRITICAL OF ME, AND I KNOW DAMN WELL I'M NOT BEYOND SIMILAR BEHAVIOR. I'LL KEEP MY BULLSHIT TO MYSELF FROM THIS DAY FORTH.
YOU'R3 ON TH3 SOC14L M3D14 S1T3 DON'T G3T M4D P3OPL3 1NT3R4CT W1TH YOUR POSTS
good boy. you know, you don't have to keep things to yourself. it's just not cool to ruin someone's good time. there's a difference. also, you can probably find people here who will have you be a lot less alone, if you want that.
but what if i think it's utterly unfair for you to be suffering like you are? and what if i remember that once upon a certain troll had a raging hate on for a certain human?
1. I CAN HANDLE MYSELF, AS FAR AS YOU'RE CONCERNCED. 2. OLD NEWS, GAVE UP ON THAT MESS A GOOD WHILE BACK.
H4H4 1M 1N D4NG3R #JOK3
PLEASE DON'T LET THIS BE A JOKE, I NEED TEREZI IN MORTAL PERIL BECAUSE IT'D BE SO FUCKING FUNNY.
1 WOULDN'T C4LL 1T MORT4L P3R1L
MAN IVE ONLY BEEN HERE A FEW DAYS AND I ALREADY HAVE 1000+ KuLL IS THAT NORMAL?
NO BUT HOLY SHIT AMAZING JOB, WISHING I HAD THOSE NUMBERS.
KARKAT YOu HAVE MORE KuLT AND KuLL THAN ME
OH SHIT YEAH I DO, DIDN'T NOTICE, I DON'T ACTUALLY PAY ATTENTION OR REALLY GIVE A FUCK.
man i fucking hate when pe/)ple fucking put s/) many fucking swear w/)rds in /)ne fucking sentence
fuck y/)u t/)/) (n/)nchalantly)
YOU CAN'T SAY THAT WITH NONCHALANCE. EITHER HATE WITH PASSION OR DON'T HATE AT ALL, YOU FUCKING FRAUD.
well i’m c/)/)ler than u s/) it is n/)nchalantly cus if i cared t/)/) much that w/)uld be lame
nah, i’m d/)ing great y/)u can tell because i’m verified /)n chittr (sarcasm)
YOU'RE ALSO DEVERIFIED, YOU FUCKING DUMBASS, WHAT WORTH IS THAT FUCKASS BADGE IF YOU HAVE ONE RIGHT NEXT TO IT THAT SAYS "NEVERMIND, WE TAKE IT BACK! THIS GUY'S A FUCKING SHIT STAIN!"
cus it’s funny as hell duh