KARKAT
@carcinoMegadrive
THE EPITOME OF "EASIER SAID THAN DONE" WHEN IT COMES TO ROMANCE - SHITTY ~ATH GAME DEV/PROGRAMMER, #1 KARKAT VANTAS HATER
ALRIGHT STAYED UP BEING INSUFFERABLE, TIME FOR ME TO SLEEP INSUFFERABLY. HAVE A NICE ONE.
THEY ALL WERE PRETTY ALRIGHT THOUGH. NOT PERFECT BUT I COULD HAVE AFFORDED TO SIT DOWN WITH SOME OF THEM A BIT MORE. MAYBE THEN EVERYTHING WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SO DAMN COMPLICATED.
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₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ is your name NOT VANTAS??? and yeah just a lil bit, it's the strider in me. really CAN'T help it bro. look at my icon, it look like i take ANY of this seriously? is my being obtuse distracting you from your key smashing problem sugar nubs? ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
QUIT CALLING ME THESE FUCKASS NAMES, CALL ME BY MY NAME, KARKAT, NO SURNAME BULLSHIT WE'RE NOT FUCKING BUSINESS PARTNERS.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ uughhhhhhhhhh fine KARKAT. excuse a bunny for thinking this was professional. you still need help karkat-kun? ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ lmaooooo ok ok for real, no jokes i'm done. what's up karkat? ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ well ... you DID key smash on chittr. if that ain't a cry for help i DUNNO WHAT is ૮(≖_≖ )ა TEXTBOOK cry for attention if anything. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ kinda hard to tell with you, being you. coulda been a lie. damn maybe i like karkat's. this pitch flirting and being a natural asshole is hard! besides didn't have to keep replying. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
I'M PERFECTLY MINDFUL, THE WAY I THINK ISN'T SOME KIND OF ADVANCED SHIT, IT'S COMMON SENSE, AND YET I STILL FIND MYSELF UTTERLY FUCKING PERPLEXED BY THE IDIOCY OF ALOT OF PEOPLE. HELL, IF ANYTHING, I TOLERATE IT MORE NOWADAYS.
STAYED UP ALL NIGHT. PROBABLY GONNA FUCKING FLOP OVER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY AND GET SENT OFF TO SNOOZING DUMBASS LAND.
#NOWLISTENING
GOT KINDA DRUNK AND ENDED UP FALLING ASLEEP WITH MY BULGE OUT. REALLY EMBARRASSING SHIT TO WAKE UP TO. THANKFULLY I LIVE ALONE. #SUBSTANCES #NSFW
YEAH, IT WAS EMBARRASSING FOR ME. I DON'T TYPICALLY LET MY SHIT BILLOW IN THE BREEZE.
⪩ Well *n⌖w* ⸸ kn⌖w th𓉸t. Bef⌖re ⸸ d⸸dn't. G⌖⌖d t⌖ kn⌖w y⌖u've g⌖t s⌖me br𓉸⸸ncells kn⌖ck⸸ng 𓉸r⌖und up there unl⸸ke h𓉸lf the pe⌖ple here. ⪨
⪩ Th⌖ugh ⸸'ll 𓉸dm⸸t: The⸸r 𓉸nt⸸cs 𓉸re m⌖re entert𓉸⸸n⸸ng th𓉸n 𓉸ny sh⌖w ⸸'ve seen. ⪨
FUCK YES. BADGED UP FUCKERS, EAT IT!!!!
N1C3 B4DG3, TOO B4D 1T T4ST3S L1K3 BL4CK L1COR1C3, BL3H!
MY WHOLE PROFILE KIND OF DOES, BESIDES THERE'S A BIT OF RED IN THERE I'M PRETTY SURE.
MIGHT GET A BETTER TASTING ONE AT SOME POINT THEN, I GUESS?
I CAN'T EVEN FOCUS ON THIS FUCKING PROJECT NOW GOD DAMN IT ALL
ᐖ NO I JUS ESPEᑈT PPL 2 NAWT B FUᑈKHEAᐖ MEANIEBUTT FOR NO REASON WHEN AN AᐖHᐖ GIRLIE WANNA SHARING HER MEᐖIᑈATION OUTTA LUV ᐛ
SO THE ENTIRE REASON YOU BOTHERED TO REPLY ISN'T EVEN FACT CHECKED BY YOUR OWN EXPERIENCE. ALSO YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME, OR IF I EVEN HAVE ADHD.
OH OKAY YEAH NO JUST FUCKIN
MY #SILLYTOXICTRAIT IS THAT I GIVE WAY TOO MANY FUCKS WAY TOO OFTEN.
B:PP < thats not toxic karkat
OH YEAH AND MY GENERAL ATTITUDE I GUESS BUT THAT'S NOT A TRAIT AS MUCH AS IT IS JUST ME AT THIS POINT.
GOT SOME FUCKING CARBONATED NEON GREEN SHIT THAT I HAVEN'T HAD SINCE I WAS A SIGNIFICANTLY SMALLER MISERABLE SACK OF SHIT WITH HAIR THAT HAD YET TO GROW OUT ALL LONG.
MOUNTAIN DEW. I'M NOWHERE NEAR A MOUNTAIN SO I HAVE NO IDEA WHY IT'S CALLED THAT, AND IT SURE AS HELL DOESN'T TASTE LIKE A DAMN MOUNTAIN.
just a brand name im p sure but ur rite it doesnt taste like a mountain at all but idk why u would assume u would need 2 live next 2 a mountain for a drink?
NO IT'S MORE LIKE WHY IS THIS PRODUCT SHIPPING TO AREAS WITHOUT MOUNTAINS IF HALF OF IT'S APPEAL IS THE MOUNTAINS.
r u drinkin it bc u wanted to have the can itself bc it had mountains on it bc im p sure the appeal is supposed 2 be the sugar an caffeine
I GOT IT BECAUSE IT WAS ONE OF THE FEW DRINKS I GUZZLED DOWN WAY BACK WHEN AND I WANNA SEE WHAT I WAS ONTO. I DON'T REMEMBER EVER REALLY HAVING A REASON FOR DRINKING IT THOUGH, ASIDE FROM THE SUGAR AND CAFFEINE, BUT THATS WHY ANYONE DRINKS SODA.
THE BIT GETS UNFUNNIER AND UNFUNNIER WITH EACH NEW PROFILE CHANGE.
IF THEY WERE ACTUALLY JUST ROCKS OR WHATEVER THE FUCK, THEY WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO ACCESS CHITTR, LET ALONE BE FUCKING SENTIENT.
M4YB3 TH3Y GOT M1ND POW3RS 4ND 4R3 T3L3P4TH1C4LLY COMMUN1C4T1NG TO 4LL OF US......
YOU THINK *EVERYONE* HAS MIND POWERS CAPABLE ENOUGH OF OPERATING A DAMN PHONE?
THIS BIT IS FUCKING STUPID.
I agree with you for once what the fuck
HELLO CHITTR. I HAVE NOTHING SELF-DEPRECATING OR ANGRY TO SAY FOR ONCE. THIS MORNING HAS BEEN DECENTLY ALRIGHT FOR ME.
I Actually Imagined A Scene Where That Would Happen To Change In The Matter Of Seconds And The Reason Being Totally Silly
AND MY FOCUS SAYS DON'T FUCKING JINX IT. I'M SURE I'M GONNA GET ALL PISSY ABOUT SOMETHING TODAY BUT I'D LIKE TO RUMINATE IN THE MORNING AIR OBLIVIOUS TO IT BEFORE THAT HAPPENS.
You Said It Yourself You Gotta Take Care Otherwise Someone Might Quotation Mark Ragebait You And Have A Laugh At You
WHEN YOU STOP TEXTING FIRST AND REALIZE NOBODY REALLY FW YOU
⪩ 𓉸re y⌖u ⌖k? L⸸ke. Fuck dude. Y⌖u s⌖und l⸸ke y⌖u're d⸸gg⸸ng thr⌖ugh 𓉸 m⌖unt𓉸⸸n ⌖f sh⸸t ⌖n the reg. ⪨
THAT'S ONLY FOR HYPOTHETICAL SITUATIONS THAT AREN'T LITERALLY PROVEN BY THE FACT THAT MY MESSAGES HAVEN'T BEEN ANSWERED FOR THE PAST YEAR OR TWO, OTHER THAN SOME REALLY DRY RESPONSES OR "I'M BUSY"
ALRIGHT, I'M HEADING MY ASS TO SLEEP. GOODNIGHT FUCKERS.
CAN WE JUST KILL KARKAT VANTAS? THANKS.
⪩ ⸸f y⌖u re𓉸lly w𓉸nt th𓉸t? H⸸t me up. ⸸'m d⌖wn f⌖r 𓉸 mercy k⸸ll. ⪨
WRAP IT UP! THAT'S ALL WE HAVE FOR TONIGHT, FOLKS! ROLL THE GOD DAMN CREDITS.