Something tells me that within this arbitrary lineup, no quantity of half-dry social media attention from me is going to surpass the half-naked alternative alien woman with the tongue ring.
Yes, but I don't think that's the metric on this poll.
see, this is wvhy i think she has a chance, shes alvways posting cleavwage.
OH, SHUT UP.
sheesh, sorry for believwing in you. not my fault you take the best thirst traps iwve ewver seen.
Thank you for that.
If it makes yo+u feel any better, this half-naked alternative alien wo+man with a to+ngue ring wo+uld have vo+ted fo+r yo+u. Alas, I'm to+o+ busy pro+testing the vo+te entirely to+ let it o+ccupy that much space in my mind. Pitting wo+men against each o+ther o+n the basis o+f their sexual attractiveness is just so+ transparently miso+gynistic ragebait even fo+r Cro+nus that I think we'd all be better o+ff just igno+ring him this time. Ho+wever, if this is really so+mething yo+u care abo+ut, I wish yo+u the best o+f luck! :) #Wo+menSuppo+rtingWo+men
The original post was more of an objective statement than a complaint.
O+bjective acco+rding to+ who+? Yo+u'd be surprised ho+w many peo+ple fall o+ver themselves fo+r a bad ass, no+-no+nsense business wo+man. Myself included. If I end up lo+sing to+ yo+u, it'll be well deserved.
Er. Thank you. That's very flattering. I believe in terms of raw sex appeal you have me, though, and that OUGHT to be the metric used when voting!