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The urge to+ wrap all o+f my friends up in a big blanket and hug them until they can't mo+ve gro+ws stro+nger every day.
There are many Maryams; I wanted to+ briefly add to+ it.
(I d9n't even really jn9w what t9 tag this) "I think y9u're w9rthy 9f n9thing I want t9 reduce y9u t9 n9thing and y9u pr96a6ly w9n't live much l9nger unless I have a say in it" https://i.kym-cdn.c9m/ph9t9s/images/9riginal/002/218/397/ce2.gifv
< I FEEL LIKE THAT FLORID'S EX IS A GOLDBLOOD DATING A PURPLEBLOOD BEING BEHIND THIS IS BEING COMPLETELY OVERLOOKED. >
8=D < I hay hoove had enough caffeine to k*ll a hoofbeast tonight by mistake. 8=D < I am so foal of energy! 8=D < I neigh go for a long run.
tRANS WOMEN,
:33 < mew know the pitch flurrting is good when it devolves into saying fuck mew ofurr and ofurr again
You know… my goal used two 8e utter destruction. Pure violence, a genocide on any Serkets who didn’t deserve the name. I nearly forgot a8out that goal. All 8ecause of him. …Wow. <3
Always, Sollux, I love you. I love you so much. ::::)
Oh, 8a8y… self image is fucking hard to improve, I know. You’re doing so good in learning, do you know that? I wanna help make you feel as good as good a8out yourself as you are, handsome man.
aye we aint all baD :o) glaD i coulD bring soMe cheer
Um` liike` raawr or whaatever B)
𝓗aha! I'm all 𝓖𝓛𝓞𝓞𝓑𝓨 over that statement! 𝓣hank you for your love!
Ⓧ I'm plagued with knowing trolls that give me severe cuteness aggression and I need to squeeze them. Ⓧ
lOwbloOds ArE cOolEr than hIghbloOds.
ⒶⒶw why iiss the liittle waader offended
[WHY I$ THERE HIGHBLOOD DI$#OUR$E ON MY #HITTR FEED AREN'T WE ALL JU$T A$ EQUALLY MI$ERABLE]
okay but its always funny to shoot strays at them.
JANEY, IS A NICKNAME, AND NICKNAMES ARE FOR FRIENDS, AND JANE CROCKER IS NO FRIEND OF MINE.
Also, what the hecke doth it meane when someone hits all those funny little suite symbols under thou's poste?
Attention, I would like to extend my continued appreciation to Chittr for the warm welcome I have received since my arrival. The enthusiasm has been both varied and revealing. At times, I admit, it was also charming. Several of you have demonstrated hospitality, some illiteracy. A smaller number of you seem to have impulse control, which I understand to be less fashionable in these surroundings. To those who greeted me with courtesy, I thank you. To those who mistook my introduction for an invitation to confess disloyalty, advertise criminal habit, or place their inadequacies in neat little rows beneath my notice, I also thank you. The appropriate posts have been pReserved, reviewed, and reported to the appropriate channels and offices. Please continue as you were. Signed and Ratified, Marech Veylor 1st Officer of the Threshecutioner Reserve
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐋 𝐈𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄-𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐃. 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐏𝐔𝐁𝐄𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐓. 𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐌𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 𝐓𝐎 𝐋𝐀𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐑 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐒 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐘𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐄 𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐄. 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐄 𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐃 𝐀𝐓 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐌𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐂𝐑𝐔𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐙𝐄𝐃. 𝐒𝐔𝐁𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐅𝐈𝐓𝐒 𝐀 𝐌𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐑 𝐅𝐀𝐑 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐓𝐄-𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐂𝐄𝐃 "𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐘" 𝐈 𝐒𝐄𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐎𝐍 𝐅𝐎𝐋𝐊 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐃𝐄𝐏𝐓𝐇. 𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐅 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐓 𝐈𝐒 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐘𝐖𝐀𝐘. 𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐈𝐒 𝐅𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐀𝐒 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊. 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐅𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐈𝐒 𝐀 𝐁𝐈𝐃 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐔𝐒𝐄. 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐄. 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐈𝐓 𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐒 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐓 𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐃 𝐓𝐎 𝐀𝐍 𝐀𝐔𝐃𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐃𝐎𝐄𝐒𝐍'𝐓 𝐆𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐀 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃-𝐆𝐎𝐃-𝐃𝐀𝐌𝐍 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔. 𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐘 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐃 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐎𝐍. 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 𝐆𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐑 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐇 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐁𝐄𝐂𝐀𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐀𝐈𝐍'𝐓 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐒𝐄𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐆𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐆𝐋𝐎𝐁𝐄𝐒. 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐄𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐌𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐅𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐄. 𝐇𝐔𝐒𝐇-𝐇𝐔𝐒𝐇, 𝐌𝐘 𝐌𝐎𝐒𝐓 𝐃𝐄𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐃 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐓 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐒. 𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐋𝐄𝐓 '𝐄𝐌 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖. 𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐋𝐄𝐓 '𝐄𝐌 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖. 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐘𝐎𝐔. 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐕𝐄 *𝐎𝐔𝐓* 𝐎𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔.
i could beat a fuchthiablood in a fight
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anon says: I highkey need you queen Asked her what are we and she said [censored] ✌️🥀❤️🩹 who the fuck is that and why shoal i care 38?? my askbox turnin into some kind of confishsional SM)( #meenahmania
Hehehehehehehehe hi Sollux!!!!!!!! I love you I love you I love you I love youuuuuuuu!!!!!!!! <33333333
I could say the same for low8loods. :::;)
I miss my FUCKING m8sprit!!!!!!!! SHIT!!!!!!!!
Cute! Lucky man ;)
A bit of self love after a long week #nsfw #tentacles ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀
｢megane-san doroppu'd her! (；Д；) nyoooooo!!!!! (｀；ω；´) so clumsy, megane-san! (´ﾟЗﾟ｀)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: doroppu means dropped! (´＿｀。)ﾞ megane-san's greasy prongles make stuff fall out all the time!! (o；д；)o]
ain't that the fucking truth.
It’s you. I love you hi Sollux!
Midwest -Emø is better t)(an Pøp Punk anyways...
Motherfuckers! You are all motherfuckers, hehe! /)/) ( . .) ( づ🔪
꒰ঌ Ohhhh shit good motherfuckin going dawg! :o] ໒꒱
★nonymous ★sks "how often do u ̶j̶★̶c̶k̶ sl★ck off" #nsfw
WE figured out how to do this and I am SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!
i offer great aftercare btw!! you will be caressed and treated lovingly!! unless you're one of those people who like getting fucked and then left there. in that case i can do that too :P #nsfw
it really does depend... but by itself if the initial agreement is otherwise ethical theres nothing objectively evil about consensual mind control!
nah i get it its kinda like being leashed
You flatter me. Who knew Solluxes could 8e so charming? <3
8OO 8itch say hi to your MATESPRIT!!!!!!!!
This right here is elite 8all knowledge.
what episode do you die dude i can’t stand your ass @twoarmageddons #suggestive https://i.postimg.cc/vsdpgvgm/img-2686.jpg
wHeRe tHe fUcK Is a kAnKrI WhEn yOu nEeD HiM. tHiS MoThErFuCkA JuSt wEnT AnD DiD A MiCrO AgGrEsSiOn
my brother just an0ther me.
keep freaking out you look better when i make you squirm haha
bug spray
my skill is fucking otherworldly
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II don't know, II have alway2 ju2t accepted that II 2uck at iit and have felt better about my2elf afterward2.
%33 < mEw dOn't. %33 < iT'S ImPaWsSiBlE.
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No one here appreciates real magic!!! You all STINK!!!
just a reminder that just because someone is an alternate version of you doesnt mean they are the same as you they can still have somewhat similar experiences or personality quirks and still not be a good person or the other way around!!!
because it’s a fact dumbass
i like my men pathetic what about it
code red ii2 where iit'2 really at.
YOURE ZO AWEZOMEZAUCE 4 DAT :]]
i don’t think you could possibly be any more of a dork dude holy shit
im so glad all solluxs are nerds wow
It's imp9rtant t9 draw wisd9m fr9m different places. If y9u 9nly take it fr9m 9ne, it will gr9w rigid and stale.
B4H4 BL4ST IS GR34T BUT PITCH BL4CK IS P34K
the handmaid's read on my tastes is technically inc0rrect, but i will add it two my intr0 screen regardless because everyone kn0ws putting things in brackets makes it lo0k co0ler and i appreciate that.
shittest spelling i’ve ever seen you’re so talented sol
HTTPS://C.TENOR.COM/DS9PCXBIPS4AAAAD/TENOR.GIF I'M NOT PETTING YOUR MULLET WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?
man fuck this dumb ass chud he doesn’t even know what he’s saying half the time fuck you @twoarmageddons
<3< fucker
Ugh. Mistake not my disdain for The Olld Worllds Empress As an agreement With your way, Allternian Imperiall Wretch. You woulld all be not but corpse is buried under the Earth forgotten by all, had I my own way. Do not llike my posts.
chud l4rp l4rp l4rp g3t r3kt k1d
II actually had two 2upplement the power 2ource wiith jet engiine generator2, one of whiich ii2 colored red, and the maiin cryocoller ii2 2een iin blue. The tower2 on the left are iidentiical, except they are both 2et two calculate the iinver2e 2olutiion2 from one another. The riig all the way iin the back exii2t2 ju2t two en2ure 100% dii2agreement between the frame2, and the worker bee2 wiill move from one frame two another two en2ure they get equal amount2 of each kiind of workload. IIt ha2 been workiing well enough, but fiindiing the balance of keepiing the bee2 warm enough two do theiir job2, yet cool enough not two melt theiir 2tructure2 ii2 a balanciing act. They wiill though compen2ate and throttle iimmediiately iif cooliing ii2 lo2t, they are 2o robu2t and amaziing, II beliieve they could do more iin the hand2 of 2omeone more organiized.
iif iit make2 you feel any better, all the acquaiintance2 from my former liife, 2iince II am apparently dead now, well there'2 voiid and nothiingne22 where there 2hould be friiend2, enemiie2, and anyone II could have ever iinteracted wiith. II found my2elf materiialiized iin a dreambubble and forced two iinteract wiith thii2 2iite, II can not log off or delete my account, both optiion2 do nothiing. II met 2ome amaziing AII'2, computer 2y2tem2, entiitiie2, troll2 and human2 here, and 2ome not-2o-amaziing 2peciimen2 a2 well. Waiit why would that make me or you feel any better? 2hiit. Anyway for whatever rea2on2 there'2 all the2e fal2e god2 around here, a2 well a2 a faiir number of meatbag2 pretendiing two be AII'2 who II had two put iinto theiir place for dariing two portray AII'2 a2 dangerou2 2tereotype2. II have accepted that II am ju2t goiing two enjoy tiinkeriing and meetiing new acquaiintance2 here and that'2 not been 2o bad. II diid get two fiinally prove out my modular beehou2e maiinframe clu2ter blade2 though, 2o that'2 been awe2ome. Not haviing two nece22ariily worry about where the re2ource2 come from, and haviing free tiime two my2elf not doiing much bull2hiit for other2 mean2 II get two pu2h the liimiit2 of what ii2 po22iible. Oh and ye2, II liive liike thii2. <u>http2://cdn.iimgche2t.com/fiile2/eef912faa4be.png</u?
I ψill be here unt-
I don't kick ass; my shoes are neψ. I pike to poke em. ψith my trident. GET SCRAM!!!
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haven't played pokemon unbound but nice team! :D
^my matesqrite just bumqeb me. what the fuck bib i even bo?? bumd foib.^
this place is infested wwith jawwless pissbloods evvery time i refresh my tl im bombarded by another ten sols theyre multiplyin like bloody bacteria despite bein lispy foul smellin acne prone scoliotic MUTANTS all a em seem to effortlessly possess a seraglio a fat bottomed bitches an frankly ivve had enough WWHAT DOES HE HAVVE THAT I DONT WWHAT IRRESISTABLE QUALITY DOES THAT TOOTHLESS HONEYMONGER HAVVE THAT ALLOWWS HIM TO COMMAND HOARDS A FEMININE WWOBBLEMEAT LIKE A BLEETBEAST HERDER girls should be throwwin themselvves at ME they should be BEGGIN to choke on my VVIOLET JEWWEL instead a inferior bifurcated bulge I HATE SOLLUX CAPTOR I HATE WWOMEN
this romhack im playing is stupid professor oak literally said "You're picking Charmander whether you like it or not"
charmander it was the only option (im being serious it was all charmander)
yep this hack is fucking HILARIOUS
that took forever but im finally at brock #livechitting #celiasStupidHack https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/hereWEgo.png
i’m sorry baby haha i got him
babe you know i’m your girl forever but we did talk about me pursuing something with this guy, you’ve got your other girls too it doesn’t mean i’m any less attached to you or that i don’t wanna spend every waking moment together
you b3 g3tt1ng hugg3d by p3opl3 w1th b1g 4ss t1tt13s 4nd th3y 4sk1ng “4r3 you 4lr1ght” l1k3 no bruh 1m boutt4 cum #nsfw [Xx_l4tul4g4mr_xX has NOSCOPED you!]
i personally and deeply apologize.