♠ hated by @twoArmageddons
keep freaking out you look better when i make you squirm haha
bug spray
my skill is fucking otherworldly
Sollux, you lose the right to say 'foid' when you get kisses.
because it’s a fact dumbass
Almost certainly im afraid. But switch that a hypothetical boy and those odds halve.
i like my men pathetic what about it
code red ii2 where iit'2 really at.
i don’t think you could possibly be any more of a dork dude holy shit
shittest spelling i’ve ever seen you’re so talented sol
<3< fucker
as if your virgin ass could ever even get it up #suggestive
man fuck this dumb ass chud he doesn’t even know what he’s saying half the time fuck you @twoarmageddons
who the hell even says this lame ass bullshit go fuck yourself sollux
I personally love being sexualized right when I find time to pick up my phone. I've never felt happier. I would post proof of my massive joyful grin but I'm sure someone would post about how they're suddenly extremely into being bitten and marked and expect me to not see it. #nsfw
charmander it was the only option (im being serious it was all charmander)
DIE.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. NO, SOLLUX, NOT *OUR*.
ladies ladies one at a time
dude why would we piss you off we have never done anything wrong in our lives
you’ll fumble and crumble and i’ll be watching you mumble #bars