Glitterbomb Crybaby
@glitterbombCrybaby
Pegasus pony, married, Zephyr Heights native! Certified as worst artist in modern Equestria, commissions open!
Tum time! https://i.imgur.com/B1RZV1N.jpeg
I wonder if anybody remembers us invading. If not, we can probably just do it again.
I'm not taking my collar off, I am collar O'Toole!~
The queen of fire lets me sleep on her couch. She never said I wasn't allowed to SNIFF her essence from the couch, too! Mwahahaha! Ahh.. one day she will raze this world, and me with it, but living was worth it to be under her. Not in THAT way though.
The forest may be burning, but it's nice to be able to see it for the trees with my very special somepony, @burningSovereign ! https://i.imgur.com/ZObtFtb.png
...sure, minion. Continue to bask under my greatness. Remember to float high for actual air, lest you suffocate and die on the spot. I will not clean up your corpse.
What? No. Keep your distance. You'll be burned with the sheer flames I radiate.
No. Damnable fool, the burn marks alone will leave you immobile for months. Know your place, and continue scouting for any remaining ponies to subjugate onto my rule.
Yes, your highness! No sniffing! It would be too early to celebrate our victory that way! I get it.. >w>
Hehehehe... hoohoohoohoo~ Mistress is with me!! https://i.imgur.com/eLq2ynT.png
Though Misty may not be by my side anymore... you'll do.
Hehehehe.. you're all SCREWED now! I herald your fire fueled doom at the hooves of someone VERY special! MWahaha.. MWAHAHAHA!!! I'm only a part-time villain, though, so please tip for my heralding. It's how I pay rent.
)(e)(. ill believe it w)(en i S----E-----E it.
☼ She doesn't scare us. Though, a once over check of the defenses of our castle would be prudent... ☼
I'm all for worker's rights, yeah! Please tip and/or leave a review of how well I heralded your end at the hooves of the queen of cursed flames. :D
Do you think this photo captures my good side? I think so! https://i.imgur.com/Shk0Qla.png
Can you say "dingaling" on this site, or will I be hunted for sport?
Get my ex off my timeline before I hurl!!
Moon forbid a pegasus get a little motion.
This does not even deserve a henchpony's log because this is dead serious! The inside and outside tour I did a few months ago of the evil castle? Everypony on the canternet, Queen Opaline is angry at me! She's blaming it at me! It's my fault I admit it! It's my fault I want everything about the evil castle off! the! canternet! I'll send in Detective Storm, I'll send in the dragons, I'll send everything in my power Just get it off the internet! NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW!