♦ pitied by @equineHissing
i gotta go, man https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1263956168397684789/1514085293114920980/image.png?ex=6a2a1550&is=6a28c3d0&hm=42a5e0c36790a444ea0b4c926a4d824cfd19d3b2a05f31fda78b386055f6d182&

.. Dm me.

SERP, WHAT THE HECK?
not sure if this works but she’s a beauty. https://media1.tenor.com/m/OWLFmVaL4jcAAAAd/confused-custom-puppet.gif
what the fuck what the hell what are we even saying
bro is so hhottt lik come bak to beeeddd #nsfw

YO. this feels oddly targeted..
oh yikes. thats rude, i might have to talk about this to dave
what’s spiderbreath? ive heard dave tell me that.
i like jumping spiders and tarantulas. i think they’re pretty cute
sometimes a person can be kind of mean but also somehow cool. weird.
is skibidi the new trend?
finally got up.. left the house for a little, ran into some kids and.. my sandal broke.. and like that my life is in shambles again.
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A massive creature beyond comprehension interfering in my plans means little when those plans must come to fruition in order for the future to exist. Canterlot falls- pony society shambles, and when Sunny Starscout resolves to unite them all, magic in turn risks its return, alongside I. For magic is that which has always guided all ponies in the end of any sort of race. I and my actions are inevitable. Though perhaps now, in the face of such larger players, I should grow to embrace a little bit more creativity. After all... for every creature that stands to embrace friendship, there must be something MUCH worse out there capable of doling a destruction so untold, so thorough, that nothing- not even friendship itself, can survive. Count your days, ponies. I will return.
guess what? chicken butt!
⋆ That cantankerous queen is still causing trouble! I don't know how much longer we can hang on, and I'm too anxious to transform into my alicorn form to block her attacks..!

i am NOT HAPPY with the amount of horses. I HAVE EQUINOPHOBIA. GET OUT OF HERE YOU HOOVED MENACES
...sure, minion. Continue to bask under my greatness. Remember to float high for actual air, lest you suffocate and die on the spot. I will not clean up your corpse.
The forest may be burning, but it's nice to be able to see it for the trees with my very special somepony, @burningSovereign ! https://i.imgur.com/ZObtFtb.png
i never my saw my mom, VRISKA.
was trying to be nice but never mind i suppose
🐙🎀❔ 🐴 🆗❔ https://i.postimg.cc/Ghp9PSc1/82B292AE-BC6C-49EC-AB6C-2BEBA04F5F2C.jpg
Ponies exist only to serve Alicorns. Anything less is delusion. All creatures are beneath ponies, but most certainly beneath Alicorns most of all. Know this hierarchy. Acquaint with it, breathe it. It is the solemn truth.

I'm sorry for the things I said at the troll Seven Eleven it's been a long day. #sevenelevenposting
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The truth exists extant of inquiry. Like dirt onto the land, and ozone onto the sky.
((https://i.postimg.cc/nVjvKzTr/Waitingfortheend.png)) The Teradome shielding infrastructure is projected to experience a catastrophic failure, anticipating high-impact celestial event. Awaiting cross-functional support from key stakeholders, co-players. Local disaster shields deployed. Emergency protocols engaged. Positioning in the airlock for optimal levels of structural security. Acquired essential items; x1 SPACEWALKING SUIT, x1 SURVIVAL HATCHET, x1 SURVIVAL MULTI TOOL, x5 EMERGENCY RATION BARS x1, x5 INSTA HYDRATING CAPSULES, HYGIENE SPRAY x1 SPACESUIT REPAIR KIT, x1HYDRO-SYNTHESIZER, x1 OXYGEN GENERATOR, x1 WASTE DISPOSAL UNIT, X1 PRINCEFUR MCPUFFY PANTALOONS THE FIRST, x1 STANDARD ISSUE SPACERPET(tm) PET CARRIER, x5 EMERGENCY PET RATION PACKET, a PAWS AND CLAWS SPACERPET SUIT(tm), MARSGUIDE AI HOUSEHOLD REGULATOR PROBE. I will engage in feline interaction to facilitate emotional regulation and stress mitigation
There's no saving you now! Mistress Arcana is going to burn us all into rubble! Cleansing flames are gonna, like, be super epic and stuff!!
Your begging is music to my ears.
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💎 I don't know, darling! All I see is smoke outside!

Oomg i doon't have a poonysoona <8[
Why do hot people keep pitying my posts? Am I really that pitiful?

Used to be "Goodnight ily mwah bye." Now it's "Dirk stop texting me it's sad."

IIIIIII HAVE TO GET MORE INK。 BEFORE I CAN REWRITE MY DOUJIN。 ALL OF IT SPILLED。

:33< scary :((
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sipping the dr p soda so so soda
don’t tell bro but i took one of his puppets, never again.
we should all spit on karkat
https://file.garden/afuObfEpvWUTiLyj/IMG_2694.jpeg how does this work if it shows sorry karkat its the truth
mmmm apple juice mmmm ranch doritos mmmmm

i hat it her e
joint pains. this sucks. i feel old.
oh come on i was just about to kill him
Can't believe this damn splinter took so long to get back in my Sense of Self. #splintertheory #dirkposting
should i stay up or go sleep
my whole l1fe 1s one g1Ant fuck1n hum1l1At1on r1tuAl 1 sweAr
he’s right behind me isn’t he
someone tell me why is bro filming puppets
im so fucking scared bro knows im awake.
im a god and im still getting fucking cramps??? that shouldnt fucking happen anymore
ᕙ(•̀‸•́‶)ᕗ < It's hard to be a simp. \(•́⍜•̀)>
uh just couldn’t sleep, what r u filming

final thou6ht of the ni6ht: i really 6otta 6et a snu66le buddy or somethin6. i really wanna Cuddle.
None of my creations ever give me a break. Sometimes I wonder if it was a mistake to give them so much free-reign, but it'd be pretty fucked up not to give them their own autonomy after they've come so far.
hey. what do i talk about here
can i talk about how good this apple juice that im drinking
what if i were to say hamilton was the best thing ever to be made. (the musical, specifically.)
serp keeps talking about boobies. #nsfw
hey wheres bro, john, and karkat dude
3V3RYON3 1S 4SL33P 4ND THUS 1 H4V3 NO ON3 TO 4NNOY TH1S SUCKS >:[
hey guys. do we fw pete the cat he’s me am i right
I want dihhh. #nsfw @suggestive
♤ It is with deepest regret that I mention the dissolution of the Axerisian Council, due to excessive threats of force against a member of the public. I will be taking over the council as a sole leader of Axerisi, with some members close to the council serving as advisors. Remembrance ceremonies will be held for those who perished in this exchange of power. I did not want it to end this way... ♡
PINNED warnings for every possible bad thing ever. this guy fucking sucks. probably a bit worse than canon bro. will absolutely be creepy towards anyone and everyone. his thoughts and actions are not my own. NSFW/E interactions are OK DMs are OK (no formal rp, just dialogue)
one hotter than usual day and im bedridden. sometimes i find myself greatly frustrated at my situation. i also hold some kind of resentment for my cardiologist because "yeah we cant help you theres no proper treatment for that" is also bullshit. its genuinely impossible for me to go about my day like this and they expect me to do this for the rest of my life? bull fucking shit. healthcare is a cruel joke.
i have to go get an ultrasound on my heart tomorrow. i do not wanna.
morning. so hot out. today is gonna suck.

Thank you Amazon for sending me the notification that you delivered my package a day after it was delivered.
If sans, pap, and their fed up scientists father end up on here, I’m blaming you.

STRIDERS WITH EDGELORD ASS NAMES STOP REPLYING AND INTERACTING WITH MY CHITS. SEND CHIT
If he loves you, why would you ever let him go? #vaguepostexceptitsobviouswhothisisabout #moreofanobviouspostreally #obviouspost
:33 < Equius is saying some weird shit..

























