serp strider your local satyr
@equineHissing
#neverpickupamicrophoneeveragain "now i know that hor§e§ are better!" "robotic i§ better than human!" §erpentine the §atyr any pronoun§ https://equinehissing.straw.page
ask box but you send me your kinks and i rate them on a scale of 1-10 and elaborate too heavily on why
you know what. hell yeah.
Need a man who cries every time he jerks off. Pathetic style.
thought you were one of em, no?
God forbid a guy enjoy himself.
i ain't §ayin that it'§ bad.
Dirk strider Fun fact: He likes Orange soda, the opposite of Apple juice. which is better? Orange soda, Or Apple juice?
both ta§te good a§ fuck not gonna lie.
three people §igned my petition already! thank you all. content neigh.
TAKE DOWN THE DANG PETITION BEFORE MY PATRON TROLL SEES THAT BULLSHIT >:(
and what he'§ gonna do? §pam death threat§ and then §ay that he doe§n't have time for thi§ bull§hit? happened twice already.
No!! because he'll have more reasons to make fun of me >:(
oooh. then i'm definetly not takin that down lmao. B=)
i guess i'm not buying that dang Horse figure that you need in your collection >:I
with a couple of fanart and fanfic§... you will.
can't say no to that.. can it be anyone? <:I
yep.
§ign my petition to help a poor little mentally ill child. pinned in profile.
even bro §trider §igned it.
SERP, I'M NOT EVEN A SIMP >:(
§hhhh... you're mentally ill.
I'm g⚣nna be h⚣nest was n⚣t expecting t⚣ meet the creat⚣r ⚣n chittr. I mean, I als⚣ didn't expect t⚣ telep⚣rt t⚣ an alien planet either. Kinda at a l⚣ss f⚣r w⚣rds, I think I'm g⚣nna g⚣ drink that fayg⚣ and see if I get drunk. #substances
wait creator who creator what planet what the hell did i mi§§.
7/11. 8/11. 9/
woooah careful there buddy.
equestria nearly burned down but yall didnt gaf about that
real. like imagine po§ting n§fw while our pony pal§ were in deadly danger.
-_0" >> UNLE55 BR0 57RIDER I5 4 H00FBE457 IM N07 IN7ERE57ED !!
imagined bro a§ a §atyr. in§tantly +11037 §wag point§.
-^The Strider's are not all that.^-
we are. §ome of u§ at lea§t.
Y'know, i saw this "Bro strider" and he's kinda cute? :I
i'll make an appointment with a p§ychiatri§t for you.
WHAT? but he's soo cute :<
look§ like a p§ychiatri§t won't help you at thi§ poiny. mental ho§pital right away.
nothing like(blocking(striders));
not me though... right... heh...
-^Who are yo∇ people.^-
neigh.
bye.