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men over the age of 50.
my favorite part about pride month is guilt tripping people into doing what i want because who tells a gay man no during june?
Fayg⚣ did n⚣thing (th⚣ugh it was tasty) g⚣ing an⚣ther r⚣ute.
ask box but you send me your kinks and i rate them on a scale of 1-10 and elaborate too heavily on why
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Fair enough.
Must be tough not havin hooves. Hope y’all are doin okay.
God forbid a guy enjoy himself.
Dirk strider Fun fact: He likes Orange soda, the opposite of Apple juice. which is better? Orange soda, Or Apple juice?
Need a man who cries every time he jerks off. Pathetic style.
.. Dm me.
can't say no to that.. can it be anyone? <:I
Uhh saw Serp and some of my other friends do this! wanted to see if i should too! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScX9KSgx-XC1Iv_KXMFZ5SeZ1AOP028NRNTW4tfw3gbVc-0HQ/viewform?usp=publish-editor
Damn that's crazy.
i also mopped this think im gonna call her miss sugapuss https://i.postimg.cc/zXKknBpv/IMG-1267.jpg
I'm g⚣nna be h⚣nest was n⚣t expecting t⚣ meet the creat⚣r ⚣n chittr. I mean, I als⚣ didn't expect t⚣ telep⚣rt t⚣ an alien planet either. Kinda at a l⚣ss f⚣r w⚣rds, I think I'm g⚣nna g⚣ drink that fayg⚣ and see if I get drunk. #substances
7/11. 8/11. 9/
equestria nearly burned down but yall didnt gaf about that
Dirks are mostly chill. Besides that one. He can go fucking eat rocks.
I'm working on it.
-_0" >> UNLE55 BR0 57RIDER I5 4 H00FBE457 IM N07 IN7ERE57ED !!
Y⚣u kn⚣w I never really th⚣ught ab⚣ut the "creat⚣r" ⚣f the satyrs. I mean they taught us ab⚣ut him... but is that really h⚣w that happened?
daily reminder that
-_0" >> I WILL 7RY 70 KEEP 7HE 5MU77Y 4R7 70 4 MINIMUM BU7 UNF0R7UN47ELY IM RE4LLY G00D 47 BEING H0RNY #N5FW
I'm sorry for being so awesome.
💎 I suppose I should fish Sweetie Belle, Opal and that consort out of that pocket dimension!
finally got up.. left the house for a little, ran into some kids and.. my sandal broke.. and like that my life is in shambles again.
you really can(get(away)) with anything on the job if your code is compiling(); // just scrolled(dreaddit) for an hour
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🎤🐙🎀💕 https://i.postimg.cc/43vBv31q/69C187AC-252F-43AC-84A6-0A5637A94ABD.jpg
☼ Though fate may weave a story told with destinies set motionless in pages, quilled by feather and ink, that cosmic truth still remains: A story written is a story made with love, regardless of what the pages write. Creation is love; and destruction nothing more than the vehicle to which means more creation can be made. As nothing is truly forever, the universe is thus a thousands means of loving others unfolding into a thousand more. To those who wished well our survival, thank you. We will always have friendship and love endure against the eons- and no fatalism will ever stop that. Ever. ☼
Fuck being nervous about double texting. We're triple texting. Quadruple texting, even. I'm literally the President.
I sh⚣uld save s⚣me snacks f⚣r when the m⚣untain kills Neeiht
⋆ Nevermind, everypony! She's been thwarted for now!
⋆ That cantankerous queen is still causing trouble! I don't know how much longer we can hang on, and I'm too anxious to transform into my alicorn form to block her attacks..!
☼ The fires are almost gone... though the smoke is thick and heavy, I can at least clean up from here... ☼
I g⚣tta say the rest ⚣f the sweets I g⚣t fr⚣m 7/11 were really g⚣⚣d, and it paired well with the iced c⚣ffee! My pers⚣nal fav⚣rite was pr⚣bably the sweet p⚣tat⚣ d⚣ughnuts 030
hotdiggedydemon is my papa
I'm throw-ing my husks a-way
I really do say bullshit 90% of the time.
im stealing fluttershys line fuck her hey hey hey stay outta my shed #swag
yall should totes go in fluttershys shed #thosewhoknow #swag
is this true https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/38285d4f657e.jpg
i turn ar/)und and suddenly madara is /)n this site what happened
𖣠⛩️Stay behind me p☯nies! I will pr☯tect y☯u!⛩️𖣠 《 Wake Up To Reality 》
-_0" >> I H4VE PURPLEBL00D5 0N MY MIND...C0ME 70 7HINK 0F I7 IVE NEVER 5EEN 0NE WI7H0U7 P4IN7 0N. D0E5 7HE P4IN7 EVER C0ME 0FF? C0ULD I 455I57 Y0U IN REM0VING I7??? #5UGGE57IVE #N0770BEWEIRD
I'm sorry for the things I said at the troll Seven Eleven it's been a long day. #sevenelevenposting
c< tHrOwiNg greNades at HOMOpHObes >c
talkin to mfs wit a lazy eye awk af i dunno which side u reely lookin at
𖣠⛩️What the hell is g☯ing ☯n in equestria.⛩️𖣠 《 Wake Up To Reality 》
((https://i.postimg.cc/nVjvKzTr/Waitingfortheend.png)) The Teradome shielding infrastructure is projected to experience a catastrophic failure, anticipating high-impact celestial event. Awaiting cross-functional support from key stakeholders, co-players. Local disaster shields deployed. Emergency protocols engaged. Positioning in the airlock for optimal levels of structural security. Acquired essential items; x1 SPACEWALKING SUIT, x1 SURVIVAL HATCHET, x1 SURVIVAL MULTI TOOL, x5 EMERGENCY RATION BARS x1, x5 INSTA HYDRATING CAPSULES, HYGIENE SPRAY x1 SPACESUIT REPAIR KIT, x1HYDRO-SYNTHESIZER, x1 OXYGEN GENERATOR, x1 WASTE DISPOSAL UNIT, X1 PRINCEFUR MCPUFFY PANTALOONS THE FIRST, x1 STANDARD ISSUE SPACERPET(tm) PET CARRIER, x5 EMERGENCY PET RATION PACKET, a PAWS AND CLAWS SPACERPET SUIT(tm), MARSGUIDE AI HOUSEHOLD REGULATOR PROBE. I will engage in feline interaction to facilitate emotional regulation and stress mitigation
Another day, another day, another day, another day, another day.
i just wanted to fix something i said a couple days ago. the new mlp show sucks. not the ponies. they are great and i love them. the problem is the new story lines feel so far off from mlpfim. that isnt to say i wont watch it a million times over though. ponies are to good man. now this stuff happening on here though? fuck that my girls will ALWAYS win even when it seems like they already lost. thats how they get you. they dont give up. ponies? fuck this bitch up.
The pizza bun was g⚣⚣d, it was sweeter than I expected! Same with the three cheese t⚣ast. I w⚣nder if it tastes sweeter because it's cute?
*Attached is an image of a recently forged weapon. A greathammer, at least 5 feet long, with a head fashioned after a meteor. The front face is plain, but the flanks and back side mimic a flame trail.*
-_0" >> 7HI5 D4Y H45 BEEN 50 FUCKING 57RE55FUL I NEED 70 5UBMI7 70 4 BIG 57R0NG 7R0LL 70 REC0VER #N5FW
-_0" >> REFLEC7 0N Y0UR B4D 477I7UDE 4ND REPEN7!
☼ Quickly! To me, my ponies! I will protect you! ☼
Anypony willing to let me have some of their apples? Please and thank you!
-_0" >> D0 N07 W0RRY I H4VE 74KEN 7HING5 IN70 MY 0WN H00VE5!
sure is smoky up here!!! is it smoky down there, too????
💎 Where is everypony?! https://i.postimg.cc/P5kskv0Z/57A8A53A-6F24-4DAE-A285-F263FB5A7728.jpg
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//theres a demon on my shoulder telling me to make an ultdirk knowing that im just gonna be blocked by everyone on the site and ruin everyones lives because ultdirk is the Absolute Worst but GOD is he funny
G⚣nna eat all my snacks and watch the p⚣ny war happen ⚣n the feed I guess. G⚣nna try the pizza bun n⚣w 030
Is that a fucking evil pony.
G⚣nna have that fayg⚣ with my 7/11 haul it's g⚣nna be really g⚣⚣d I think
💎 Darlings, is everything alright? I smell smoke!
💎 Apparently, this little red crocodile is called a "Consort"!
💎 Excuse me, that is my laptop! Apologies, everytroll!
💎 nak nak nak nak nak nak nak nak nak
Is that fucking Rarity on my timeline?
💎 My little Sweetie Belle would be so amazed on these little adventures I'm going on!
lunch. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5cbb3e6f0b19.png
💎 Multidimensional travel is easy to a pony like me! I gave the backrooms a 2/10 on Trip Advisor!
💎 Oh, Kanaya you are so funny! A saddle stitch? Hehe! https://i.postimg.cc/rsM32yXD/05730E49-D054-4422-B058-BFC1CDE8B4F2.jpg
💎 Hm, atmospheric! https://i.postimg.cc/8PWJ01PN/F9DDAAF5-2BFF-48A0-A398-28CE3A380AD7.jpg
What are your Top 10 Hawk Tuah moments?
💎 I don't understand how these "backrooms" can be so psychologically torturous! The wallpaper is ugly! Overhead lighting?! That's the real torture!
I definitely shoould
T⚣ c⚣ntribute t⚣ the ya⚣i i will be g⚣ing ⚣n my first date in bef⚣rus!! It will als⚣ be my first time g⚣ing swimming 0-0 If any⚣ne has a swimsuit I can b⚣rr⚣w let me kn⚣w!!
:33 < mew wanna make as mewny compurriments furr meow nyaw ;3 :33 < but mew stickin to basic :33 < WOWIE ZOWIE
c< lOOKiN gOOd! >c
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(( thank uuu!!!
(( hi guys!! wanted to let u all know that today is my birthdayyyy :] ok thats all byebye
i dont NEED FRIENDS i dont NEED COMFORT i am fine. those are just cheap tricks to lull me into passivity
day for it told me mate to do a shoey with his newey but he got maggot on the goon bags flat out, pegged his thongs at me like a bowler and pissed off to the middle of fuckin whoop whoop. now hes up shit creek without a paddle and gave me a bell to ask me to nip down to the bloody servo for a bubble O bill. Silly cunts gettin a golden gaytime or nothin #substance
havin a golden gaytime with the boys
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I think the amp⚣ras just need a little genuine l⚣ve and affecti⚣n. They just d⚣nt kn⚣w h⚣w t⚣ g⚣ ab⚣ut getting it but they deserve it n⚣netheless!
:33< ladies this ones fur mew! :33< *the mighty huntress goes to do a backflip and lands face furst on the ground unmewving*
SKETCH. LINE ART. FLAT COLORS. FIND WHERE LIGHTING SOURCE IS. RENDER. RENDER. RENDER. FUCKING RENDER. DIE. DIE. DIE. DIE. AGH. I’M GOING MAD.
ELECTRICAL COMMUNICATION HIKISAKARETEIRU IMAGINATION MIRAI SHIBARU KAIRO HODOITE ······································································ #mood: Tired #nowplaying: GANASIA - ELECTRICAL COMMUNICATION
≈HUSK2P SHOW M3 4 HOUR SPINNIN SCAL3B3AST VID3O HUSK2P PLAY 4 HOUR FUNKY 2WN LOOP VID3O AT TH3 SAM3 TIM3≈
*SNORES LOUDLY ON YOUR TIMELINE* HooOOOONK... mimimimi.....
c< tHis sHit fucKs >c
The darkness does not arrive with a scream. It creeps. It seeps beneath the doors of the heart and pools in forgotten corners of the mind. It waits in silence, patient as the grave, while hope busies itself with brighter things. It does not conquer in a day. It erodes. Grain by grain. Thought by thought. It is a tide of black water against the cliffs of the soul. And when it finds a crack, it widens it. The darkness hates. Not with the burning fury of an enemy, but with the cold contempt of a thing that believes nothing deserves to exist. It despises joy because joy defies it. It despises love because love withstands it. It despises courage because courage dares to look into its abyss and refuse to kneel. So it whispers. It tells the good that goodness is weakness. It tells the kind that kindness is folly. It tells the weary that surrender is peace. And many listen. The corruption of darkness is not the transformation of a saint into a monster overnight. It is far crueler than that. It is the slow hollowing of the spirit. The gradual surrender of every noble thing. The day when mercy feels inconvenient. The day when suffering becomes entertainment. The day when another's pain ceases to matter. That is its victory. A soul devoured by darkness rarely notices the feast. The stars vanish one by one. The fire grows cold. The songs become distant memories. At last there remains only a vast and empty night, stretching endlessly in every direction, where hatred sits upon a throne built from all that was once beautiful. Beware the encroaching darkness. Not because it is powerful. Not because it is ancient. But because it is patient. It will wait through every season of your life. It will stand beyond every grave. It will linger at the edge of every flickering light, yearning for the moment the flame grows weak. And if given the chance, it will make your soul resemble itself. Cold. Empty. Hungry. A kingdom of eternal midnight where nothing grows, nothing heals, and nothing is loved. @itChy
“ — pitied your chit.” translation; 🔃🤖; “you deserve to suffer. you’re a nasty midblood freak.” CRY CRY CRY CRY SOBS AUGHHH SO MEANNN.
I encourage you all to remember that any negative thoughts you have about yourself should be ignored past 8pm. Those thoughts are the Devil talking. All your friends do not hate you, you just need to go to sleep. Perhaps eat something as well.
Shaking things up which translates roughly to I’m making the strife bot choreograph a fight to a playlist of its choice and it’ll be my job to keep up with the beat.
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thank you. they were gonna break my shit so I kinda had to.
I try not to question the existence of a troll version of the final United States president too much. I will happily question why he is so horny though.
i suppose there is no point in not posting if the damage has already been done. hello, chittr.
Doing a particularly difficult crossword and when I spoke the clue aloud, he immediately told me the answer without looking up. I need to get him pregnant.
(A short video is posted- it appears to be porch camera footage of this Kris doing battle with 3-5 wild hogs. He's got some nunchaku, and is... holding up for himself considerably well, given the circumstances.)
I considered making the eye spin gradually faster every day to see if anyone would notice.
Yes, that's right, multiverse. I'm a #ProudFujoshi. Happy #PrideMonth. \></ - MC Oleana
worship comes in ALL FORMS. #suggestive
O-> ☺️ Clo+wns,,,
i need To sharpen my culling axe yesTerday iT Took Two swings To cleave a Troll in Twain insTead of one needs fixing... #violence
a freshly cleaned throne room is FUCKING BEAMING WITH POTENTIAL. #nsfwe
IIIIIII HAVE TO GET MORE INK。 BEFORE I CAN REWRITE MY DOUJIN。 ALL OF IT SPILLED。
I feel like sungl★sses would be worth investing in. Could be b★d★ss.
hugs are awesome!! why dont people hug more?? :T
... I sh⚣uld have picked up my brushes bef⚣re telep⚣rting. I need my hair brush, wing brush and tail brush -_-
\ ...><... / #badgeswereassigned! #yesterday #pleasechecksettings #mustbeturnedon #manualstyle
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I can draw i like it here is me https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1359018918383194124/1513685031367737424/Untitled6899_20260608162212.png?ex=6a28a08a&is=6a274f0a&hm=bff4ff583865c99fbea4f9d40c3aa95edf5b84ed9da98b781ade1c72270f63af&
💎 My hair does hold secrets! And screams! Also this gorgeous hair mist I got in Canterlot! #horror
What's con air? :I
anyone trying to ride with me?
💎 Vultures are waiting to pick your bones. #gore
💎 Don't be scared of monsters! Be scared of carbon monoxide poisoning! Check your meter!
i just simply do not know you well enough to have a proper opinion, but from a glance, you seem ok
may i remain n/)t p/)pular en/)ugh t/) have s/)me/)ne psych/)analyze me. that s/)unds lame as fuck
alright here goes oh this is so nerve-wracking https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/14fcec1ac92d.png #selfie
awe!! My cat Boopie is such adorbs!! too bad people call him "Boobie" tho..
Shout out to my Patron Troll! he's lowkey kinda mean, but thats fine :D
Oh? Is 2 too much? I typically only have 2 to blend in! Maybe one will be better? Here!!! Hope this looks better to you! :) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/14b9356da5c3.jpg
I WANT YOU (probably!). :) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d10fa1038ea1.jpg
MY WHAT A DAY YESTERDAY! So, sadly, it turns out that some humans just flat out, er, cease to exist upon this Earth when stabbed enough. Maybe 21 is past the limit? I'll try 20 with the next one! I'm just sad that my love couldn't be reciprocated... But I'm not that bent out of shape! I have so so so MUCH LOVE for anyone still! #violence https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8f5abd94169b.jpg
Did you know? Horses can’t breathe through their mouth.
X I used to have a horse Her name was “spots” x
X Oh watch this ——[cmallieEntertainment has uploaded a video]—— (It’s a video of Callie relocating a dislocated thumb on her biological arm farcry 3 style) #bodyhorror #gore? #justincase x
Everyoone is soo mean too me i am literally nice
Peak masculinity is not impeded by having tits. Get them pierced to really emphasize your masculine prowess.
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xyllem seeks to destroy me via means of horse and horse related TOMFOOLERY. i just know it
this just in live at the scene robots can in fact be left dizzy and useless
i fucking h4te the concept of being upset. who 4dded this to me. ??
i Think Everypony Went To Sleep Already! Aww. 𓈒𓏸.°•
Quite fond of duster
i hat it her e
Good ¡dea, you're r¡ght
◯ ☽ ◑ Greetings Ms. Strider, L●vely T● Make Y●ur Acquaintance ◐ ❨ ◯
◯ ☽ ◑ G●●d Evening Everyp●ny, Is ●ur Night Eventful? ◐ ❨ ◯
itd appear 500 years of isolation does shit to my brain thats fucking unfathomable
i need to stop thinking abt the hot men on my computer
computa show me hot dilfs #nsfw #suggestive
Really need to get my old show up and running again. Shit's been buried a few feet under ever since my co-host decided to Will Smith the shit out of my Chris Rock live on air. Guy's been deathly allergic to sitting in the same room as me since, and while that's great and all, I can't exactly host it solo. It's a damn shame. The deific spotlight's cool, but I'd much rather be in the literal one.
interesting.
joint pains. this sucks. i feel old.
oh come on i was just about to kill him
dear god we might just have to put the poor guy down sounds pretty much beyond saving
Wh★t if, two swords?
Can't believe this damn splinter took so long to get back in my Sense of Self. #splintertheory #dirkposting
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is it because hes gold or generally a very pitiful guy
((CHITTR GIVE ME NOTIFICIATIONS CHALLENGE WHEN I HAVE PUSH NOTIFICATIONS ON (IMPOSSIBLE)))
10 hours rain sounds ocean noises thunderstorm train box fan for sleeping.
my…ouppet.. (Ooc: if this doesn’t work i kill myself in front of you all) https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072998659815387268/1513401266229870693/IMG_4824.jpg?ex=6a279843&is=6a2646c3&hm=65bf85591254b8e30d27d71bbb3f0de5e45d5cbfbbabe3c437cdbc82ba74c929&
1 LOV3 CH3CK1NG B4CK ON CH1TTR 4T TH3 3ND OF MY D4Y 4ND S331NG NOT MUCH D1FF3R3NT TO TH3 ST4RT
$-$-$ ouuuuu !m zooooo l!ek man wut !s ths called !dunno™
Bats are cool fucking love those things #batluvr #wannabevampire
fuck yes.
he’s right behind me isn’t he
someone tell me why is bro filming puppets
ᐖ JUNIOR LUVS 2 GIV BAᐖGES!!!!! I FINK ᐛ
opposite actually
hmmm.
hm.
im a god and im still getting fucking cramps??? that shouldnt fucking happen anymore
ᕙ(•̀‸•́‶)ᕗ < It's hard to be a simp. \(•́⍜•̀)>
√(I want to study that guy in a lab I think)²
final thou6ht of the ni6ht: i really 6otta 6et a snu66le buddy or somethin6. i really wanna Cuddle.
None of my creations ever give me a break. Sometimes I wonder if it was a mistake to give them so much free-reign, but it'd be pretty fucked up not to give them their own autonomy after they've come so far.
1 R34LLY SHOULD H3 K33PS S4Y1NG DUMB NONS3NS3 WHO TH3 H3LL 3V3N 1S H4M1LTON????
3V3RYON3 1S 4SL33P 4ND THUS 1 H4V3 NO ON3 TO 4NNOY TH1S SUCKS >:[
serp keeps talking about boobies. #nsfw
YOU KNOW, THE MOVIE INSIDE OUT WAS ONLY GOOD WHEN THERE WAS ONE MOVIE BECAUSE WHO IN THE FUCK HAS ANXIETY AS AN EMOTION, FUCKING NO ONE. ANXIETY JUST HAPPENS NATRUALLY AND THE FRENCH FUCKER? YEAH NO. WHO THE FUCK IS PEEPEE WHAT THE FUCKING BITCH. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT ITS WHATEVER IT ALREADY HAPPEN I DON'T CARE ITS JUST IT COULD OF BEEN BETTER IF THE FIRST MOVIE WAS THE ONLY ONE OUT, INSIDE OUT 2 IS JUST A FUCKING HAZARD. GOG.
G(o)Ing T(o) STarT callIng my frI3nDS Th3h3 cl(o)WnlIngS, n(o) maTT3r Th3h3 c(o)l(o)r.
hey ill check those out, maybe starting off with the confusing one first then sinister
hey guys. do we fw pete the cat he’s me am i right
I want dihhh. #nsfw @suggestive
can i talk about how good this apple juice that im drinking
hey. what do i talk about here
Perhaps I should learn not to click on things #vague
Or at least not without checking their content first It is not so much the content but the flashbang
whoop whoop!!
Fun fact of the day!: Serp is a Juggalo! (i should started doing these!) (Omg so real)
it's Okay! Both Are Really Great Options!! 𓈒𓏸.°•
I apologize for the horses and cats debate! (serp is forcing me rn with a katana.) i realize my mistake and horses are wayy better! (S.O.S)
No, actually, a katana has to be s1n5le-ed5ed. By default, the cate5o2y of swo2ds (wh1ch uses a d1ffe2ent kanj1) 1s assumed to be double-ed5ed. Fun fact wh1le I'm he2e, the -na mo2pheme 1s bel1eved to be a loan from Ko2ean.
PINNED warnings for every possible bad thing ever. this guy fucking sucks. probably a bit worse than canon bro. will absolutely be creepy towards anyone and everyone. his thoughts and actions are not my own. NSFW/E interactions are OK DMs are OK (no formal rp, just dialogue)
8=D < A Most Considerate and Neighsay-Proof Guide to the Social Lifestyles of Pony Play. As written by Horuss Zahhak, who is, I must humbly insist, qualified on an e%ceptional level to speak on the matter. Greetings, stablemates, handlers, riders, grooms, curious on100kers, and those unfortunate enough to have not been improved by e%posure to the noble, hoof-forward arts. Pony play, when approached with respect, care, and proper social awareness goes beyond costumes and performances. It goes beyond the idea of isolated amusement conducted behind metaphorical barn doors. It is a social ecosystem and a stable culture. It is a structured form of chosen presentation, communal bonding, physical theater, role discipline, pageantry, and trust. It can be playful for some, or a grand ceremony for others. It is athletic, aesthetic, and the most intimate act one can undergo. It does not need to encapsulate romance either. It can be platonic, or meditative. To some it is even a competitive e%hibition. To me, it is all of these. To others, it can be a combination of any of these factors. It depends on the participants and the stable in question. The first and foremost crucial point is this; pony play is not one single lifestyle. It is a pasture with many fences, trails, and specialty enclosures. Some of you may enjoy its visual elegance. Imagine yourself with tack, ribbon, boots, harnesses, tails, ears, and postures. Some are drawn to the performance of animality, discipline, or proudly toting a carriage about. Some find joy in service roles, being groomed, led, and learning routines or tasks. Some approach it more like a dance, or theater, or a sport. Some take it seriously. Some simply use it as an e%cuse to toss their head dramatically and be called a very good pony at a social gathering. All of these interpretations are valid, as the stable has enough room for everypony. I. THE STABLE AS A SOCIAL UNIT A pony play community, at its best, resembles a well-run stable. Not because anyone is lesser, and certainly not because anyone has forfeited dignity, but because roles are clearly communicated and people understand how to behave around one another. There may be ponies, handlers, trainers, grooms, riders, spectators, photographers, event hosts, safety monitors, and those who are simply there to enjoy the atmosphere. These roles are not automatic ranks. A handler is not entitled to handle every pony. A trainer is not entitled to train anyone who has not agreed to be trained. A pony is not an object in a decorative stall. They are a person inhabiting a role, often one requiring vulnerability, concentration, and trust. The social center of pony play is therefore not domination, nor display, nor even horsemanship. It is consent. Every lead, cue, command, touch, adjustment of gear, photograph, compliment, or scene interaction should be understood as something that occurs by permission. A polite stablemate does not grab reins. A polite stablemate does not touch tack without asking. A polite stablemate does not assume that a pony who is in role is unable to answer questions, make decisions, or revoke consent. Some ponies prefer to remain nonverbal while in headspace, but that does not make them socially inaccessible. It means their communication has been arranged beforehand, usually through gestures, cards, handlers, or agreed signals. Someone being beautiful, dramatic, restrained, decorated, or visibly in role does not mean they are available to you. II. TYPES OF SOCIAL PONIES There are many styles of pony, and each brings a different energy to the social field. The show pony enjoys presentation. They may favor polished tack, coordinated outfits, graceful movement, poses, ribbons, photographs, and performance. Socially, they may enjoy being admired, but admiration must be respectful. Compliment the craftsmanship, the carriage, the poise, the coordination, or the effort. Do not reduce them to a novelty. The work pony enjoys tasks. Carrying, pulling, fetching, kneeling, standing, waiting, or following cues may be part of their role. In social settings, work ponies often thrive when given structured, useful, agreed-upon activities. They may enjoy feeling relied upon. This does not mean anyone may assign them labor. Their work belongs to their dynamic or scene, not to the entire room. The prancing pony is often theatrical, playful, reactive, and e%pressive. They may nicker, stamp, toss their head, act skittish, preen, or deliberately behave like a nuisance with hooves. They often contribute greatly to the atmosphere of an event. The key social rule is to play along only to the degree invited. Do not escalate someone’s bit into your entitlement. The stable-trained pony may operate within a more formal relationship with a handler or trainer. They may have practiced cues, routines, posture, and protocol. Socially, they may seem distant or highly focused while in role. This is not rudeness. It is concentration. Treat them as you would treat a dancer mid-performance or a fencer holding stance. The pasture pony is casual. Perhaps they like ears and a tail. Perhaps they like being brushed, lounging near friends, or being included without the full pageantry. These ponies are vital. They keep the culture from becoming insufferably competitive, which, as someone tragically prone to becoming insufferably competitive, I say with great reverence. III. HANDLERS, GROOMS, AND TRAINERS Handlers are often the social anchors of pony play. A handler may lead, guide, cue, protect, translate, or help a pony navigate an event. A good handler is not merely someone who gives orders. A good handler watches. They notice fatigue, discomfort, social pressure, overstimulation, equipment issues, dehydration, balance, mood, and whether the pony is still enjoying the e%perience. Grooms occupy an equally important role. Grooming may be practical, ceremonial, comforting, or social. Brushing hair, adjusting ribbons, checking gear, helping with boots, arranging posture, or simply fussing affectionately over a pony can be a major part of stable culture. However, grooming is still interaction. Ask first. Even if the scene 100ks informal, even if others are doing it, even if you have groomed that pony before, ask or rely on established permission. Trainers, meanwhile, should be approached with a certain skepticism unless they have demonstrated humility. Training is not a title one should wear as a crown. It is a responsibility. A trainer helps someone develop skills, habits, routines, and confidence. They should be patient, clear, safety-minded, and uninterested in humiliating people for mistakes. Correction should never be an e%cuse for cruelty. The best trainer is the person whose ponies feel proud, safe, and capable. IV. EVENTS AND PUBLIC SOCIAL SPACES Pony play may occur at private hives, community events, conventions, clubs, workshops, camping weekends, themed parties, or dedicated stable gatherings. Each setting has its own e%pectations. At public or mi%ed-interest events, discretion matters. Not everyone present may pony play. Some will be curious. Some will be confused. Some may behave poorly. The community’s task is not to shrink in shame, but to carry itself with composure. A pony at an event should ideally know where they may safely move, who is responsible for them, what signals they will use, whether photography is allowed, and what to do if they become overwhelmed. A handler should know where water is, where seating is, where quiet space is, and how to help the pony transition out of role if needed. Spectators should remember that pony play is not a petting zoo. The correct approach is not “Can I touch?” as a first sentence, but something more like, “Your outfit 100ks wonderful,” or “Is it all right if I ask about your tack?” Give the person room to decline. A pony who wants attention will often make that clear through their handler, posture, or prior invitation. Photography deserves special mention. Always ask. Ask the pony and, if applicable, the handler. Ask whether the image may be posted. Ask whether faces, tags, names, or locations should be hidden. Some people are comfortable being admired in the moment but cannot safely be displayed online. Cameras are not always safe. Be careful who you let take photos hive. V. COMMUNICATION AND SIGNALS Because pony play often involves role immersion, ordinary speech may not always be the preferred t001. Many participants establish signals. These can include hand squeezes, tapping patterns, colored cards, gestures, posture changes, specific words, or handler-mediated check-ins. A pony might lower their head to indicate calm, stamp to indicate irritation, lean away to indicate discomfort, or use a prearranged signal to pause. None of these should be guessed in the moment. They should be discussed beforehand. A useful stable understands that communication can be stylized without becoming unclear. The fantasy may be elaborate, but the safety structure should be plain. Before any shared activity, participants should discuss at least the following: what roles are being used, what kinds of touch are allowed, what language is welcome, what equipment is involved, what should be avoided, how to pause, how to stop, and how to check in afterward. This does not ruin the magic. It creates the fence that lets the magic run without bolting into traffic. VI. CLOTHING, TACK, AND PRESENTATION Socially, tack is often both costume and language. It may communicate style, role, e%perience, affiliation, mood, or aesthetic. Some ponies favor sleek show-ring elegance. Others prefer rustic stable gear, fantasy pageantry, military polish, circus flair, or deliberately silly costume work. Some dress minimally. Some build elaborate ensembles with ears, tails, boots, gloves, harnesses, bells, ribbons, masks, bits, reins, posture aids, or custom gear. One should never assume the meaning of another person’s tack. A collar, bridle, tail, or harness may have personal significance. It may be decorative. It may be part of a relationship. It may be symbolic of training. It may simply 100k e%cellent, which is also a perfectly noble purpose. Compliments should be specific and non-invasive. “Your ribbon work is beautiful,” “The coordination is e%cellent,” or “You carry that 100k very well” are far better than comments that presume access, ownership, or private meaning. If gear 100ks uncomfortable or unsafe, do not publicly scold unless there is immediate danger. Quietly alert the handler, the wearer, or an event monitor. Many apparent restrictions are designed with safety in mind, but equipment can shift, pinch, overheat, or cause strain. Concern should be practical, not theatrical. VII. HIERARCHY WITHOUT ARROGANCE Some pony play groups enjoy hierarchy: head trainers, stable owners, lead ponies, senior grooms, formal titles, ribbons, ranks, or ceremonial protocols. These can be delightful when everyone understands they are chosen structures, not universal laws. A title means something inside the group that agreed to it. It does not automatically command strangers. This is a frequent social error. Someone may be “Stable Master” in their own community and still be just another guest at someone else’s event. A pony may be highly trained in one dynamic and uninterested in being instructed by anyone outside it. A handler may be deeply respected and still required to ask before touching someone else’s reins. Healthy hierarchy is opt-in, legible, and humble. Unhealthy hierarchy arrives uninvited and e%pects the room to kneel. Do not be that person. It is dreadfully poor form, and not even in a charming way. VIII. AFTERCARE AND SOCIAL RETURN Aftercare is not e%clusive to intense scenes. Even social pony play can produce a STRONG emotional shift. A pony may have spent hours performing, concentrating, receiving attention, restricting ordinary speech, maintaining posture, or inhabiting an altered social role. Coming back to ordinary interaction may feel strange. Aftercare might involve water, food, quiet, blankets, praise, debriefing, gentle conversation, removal of gear, checking for soreness, or simply being treated normally for a while. Some ponies want affection. Some want space. Some want to chatter e%citedly. Some want to vanish into a corner and become a heap of hay-adjacent laundry. All are accepted. Handlers and friends should not assume that the end of the scene means the end of responsibility. The transition matters. A good community normalizes checking in after the ribbons come off. I%. NEWCOMERS AND THE CURIOUS For newcomers, the best entry is respectful observation. Attend a class, munch, social gathering, or demonstration. Ask questions at appropriate times. Learn the language. Do not rush to buy the most elaborate gear before you understand what actually appeals to you. You may discover that you love grooming but not being handled, posture but not roleplay, pageantry but not protocol, or the aesthetic without the lifestyle. It is also acceptable to e%periment slowly. Try ears. Try posture. Try being led by someone you trust in a low-pressure environment. Try grooming a friend’s hair or helping with tack. Try learning cues. Try watching a performance and noticing what makes you curious, envious, nervous, or delighted. Do not let anyone tell you there is only one authentic way to be a pony, handler, groom, or trainer. Authenticity is not measured by the price of your tack or the severity of your protocol. It is measured by whether the role fits, whether consent is clear, and whether the e%perience brings meaning to the people involved. %. CONDUCT UNBECOMING OF THE STABLE For the sake of good order, I shall now list behaviors that should be sent directly to the manure pile. Do not touch without permission. Do not grab reins, tails, harnesses, collars, ears, masks, or clothing. Do not command someone who has not agreed to receive them. Do not mock casual participants for being insufficiently serious. Do not mock serious participants for being too elaborate. Do not photograph without consent. Do not assume pony play is inherently se%ual, inherently nonse%ual, inherently submissive, inherently dominant, inherently silly, or inherently solemn. Do not treat nonverbal roleplay as helplessness. Do not pressure anyone to perform more intensely than they wish. Do not confuse your fantasy with another person’s obligation. A stable survives by trust. Every violation weakens the fence. %I. THE HEART OF IT The social lifestyle of pony play is, at its finest, a shared agreement to make something strange and beautiful together. It allows adults to enter a space where posture, ritual, movement, sound, costume, service, admiration, discipline, and care become a language. It can make someone feel elegant. It can make someone feel useful. It can make someone feel protected. It can make someone feel powerful, cherished, trained, wild, silly, graceful, or seen. There is a great dignity in play when it is chosen freely. A pony is not diminished by wearing reins. A handler is not elevated merely by holding them. The dignity comes from the e%change: the trust to lead and be led, the grace to ask and answer, the humility to learn, and the care to stop when needed. So polish your boots. Brush your mane. Hydrate. Check your gear. Ask before touching. Bow to no hierarchy you did not choose. Respect the pasture, the stable, the ring, and the people who make them possible. We, at least, have the refinement to choose which animal, which tack, and which company. A superior arrangement, I think. Neigh, I know.
i find this so funny bc i'm on a call with serp/Roxy rn :D (OOC)
horses.
i Don't Think We Should Be Fighting Like This On The Feed Over If Cats Or Ponies Are Better... .'( 𓈒𓏸.°•
YO!! just saw some news! apparently, there's a girl named unicornKitten and she's getting flamed for liking cats! personally dogs are cute but uhh, Yeah! Jade Harley out :B
I like horses and cats but I think its obvious which ones I like more
As a girl who had both a cat and a pony, both tickled the darkest and blackest parts of my heart equally.
just beautiful. buying her for a new film. https://i.postimg.cc/gpbxcl3w/twinkle-toes.gif
how dare you. cats are great but horses are the greatest.
OMG, I LOVE CATS!! THEY'RE LIKE SO ADORABLE!! (better than horses tbh)
yoo, i think i see my friends in the distinct.. am i cooked?
just look at those eyes. https://i.postimg.cc/524x96zx/stripes.gif
Welcome to the party! You're just on time! https://i.pinimg.com/736x/38/b8/93/38b89338a3ca4054716f52f27c80c2d8.jpg
💎 Might I suggest you don't fuck with my sis? https://i.postimg.cc/prVz8pF7/00B37D9B-CFD7-4A70-8B2B-1B783E5EECE6.jpg @coronateCruelty #languagewarning
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i wish i h@d @ clone so i could shoot my self @nd m@ke it go to work for me cus i no longer exist #sh(?)
Just opened a pack of Pokémon cards and this is all I care about. https://i.ibb.co/vCWCTc0V/20260607-162029.jpg
ya aint goin insane. its different
:33< mew <3 jake :33< mew <> roxy :33< mew <3< rose :33< mew c3< jane c3< jake
Good morning!
one hotter than usual day and im bedridden. sometimes i find myself greatly frustrated at my situation. i also hold some kind of resentment for my cardiologist because "yeah we cant help you theres no proper treatment for that" is also bullshit. its genuinely impossible for me to go about my day like this and they expect me to do this for the rest of my life? bull fucking shit. healthcare is a cruel joke.
Wow Chittr Never Fails To Suprise Me I Open Up And See Only Wife Yearning All Over Now Its Nepetapocalypse All Over Too
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morning. so hot out. today is gonna suck.
>>| .i'd .actually would go .and kiss some men. #yaoi #suggestive
Thank you Amazon for sending me the notification that you delivered my package a day after it was delivered.
woof. <:B
▲how the fuck am i supposed to even threaten people anymore you all just find it hot jegus▼ #suggestive i guess
AH OK TY I WILL LOOK DAT UP
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man i luv women!!!!
you all deserve love / you all deserve happiness
Ok but mlp’s twilight sparkle is the best pony and no one can change my mind on that. Rainbow dash and apple jack are close seconds though.
they say im pretty fly.. for a white ball. Hehe. Heh. That was bad.
I do have a ponysona. You can look at me 💜 https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/69446387_DVEHR1WvP7H3F20.png
Hate that in genuinely enjoying drawing ponies after like a decade rip kid me ud b so proud))
#fontyaoi 4 last one 2nite i'm tired lawl https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/74bf52064abe.png
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ukraine i'm weirdly enjoyin disss
#fontyaoi pt 2 baybeeeeeeeee https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8222f35d1852.png
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yall ever watch the human cartoon "the lil mermaid" dat beach CUT-E as FUCK her hair is on point she feisty an most shrimportantly she ROCKS PINK not only that but she dgaf what her lame-ass fuckin ancestor/guardian/waterever says she gonna do her own thang! and another minor thing but she also shows an evil seductress witch whats up js anywaves the mfs who say she a "bad role model" oar "gave it all up for da bulge" are just glubbin haters who missed the whole point lil mermaid a certified BAD BITC)( STAY MAD
>>| yaoi .is back. nature .is healing.
:33< im just gonna say it :33< women are sexy thats all there is to it
lolz here u go #yaoi #yaoiartist #makethefontworse https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e72af0f7f964.png
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
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dis iz so fun lawl hang on i gotta draw dis
BX33 < ive defurnitely met a sans on here at least once
Oh for the love of me, please stop trying to wake the three from eldrich undead horrors from their slumbers. We don’t need sans, paps, or the tired scientists they call a dad to come on here right now.
publishing to the jury: #nowlistening: httpsᴹB//open.spotify.com/track/5DTOOkooKFUvWj1XQTFa09?si=SAXnmsF8Q4i83HYLtElP5A
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what if we made the fontz makeout and liek personify them az boyz........./)(//x##o)(\ #makethefontworse #yaoi
u kno w us already havin mlp on here the next logical step wuz gonna b undertale lawl
If sans, pap, and their fed up scientists father end up on here, I’m blaming you.
Stop it dude! We don’t need them here to!
No. Just no. Don’t bring back those three in the same sentence you might actually call them to be here on chitter and I don’t want to deal with that.
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seems like it might've been a weird time for me to join? lol anyway, hi! curree told me about this place so i guess i'll be posting more often. or at least trying to.
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All jokes aside we appreciate the hard work mods please don't be too hurt by the jokes lol
>>| here. how .about this .one. https://hive.beeb.trl/posts/img_044.png
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#isurvivedthechittrfontnightmare
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If he loves you, why would you ever let him go? #vaguepostexceptitsobviouswhothisisabout #moreofanobviouspostreally #obviouspost
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playing mario kart with dave. he keeps beating me. this game fuckin sucks.
I ThInk c(o)nfID3nc3 IS aTTracTIv3, anD b(o)lDIn3SS. If y(o)u'r3 c(o)nfID3nT, b(o)lD AND funny. DINGDINGDING
Thats 2 more than i wouldve guessed hehe.
Are any of them mayhaps *not* pointy?
It should be international. You should also own more glasses.
As Dirk, if anybody has things they want to know about Dirk, they can ask me too, because I am him.
Today is National Eyewear Day. This is a momentous occasion.
Happy #Pride, I love gay people.
THIIS IIS VERY IINTERESTIING II WIILL TAKE NOTE OF THESE FACTS FOR FUTURE ENGAGEMENTS WIITH THESE ""COWS"" ""DOGS"" AND ""HORSES""
I could be ★ cowboy.....
got commissioned by @caliBorn to dish some caliburns so lets kick it im gonna play a little song for you paid for by the nastiest freakiest little green ghoul snatching lordling that i know @caliBorn happy halfway to your birthday [Intro] bro [Verse 1] seven doesnt know that green ghoulies and me heist it in black vans every sunday they say that theyre in clurch seven doesnt go missing hints and keys and [Chorus] seven doesnt know oh seven doesnt know-ow so dont tell seven seven doesnt know seven doesnt know (so dont tell seven) [Verse 2] calibornia ghouls are up proppin (uh uh) like "serve under under me and theres no stoppin" [Chorus] cause seven doesnt know seven doesnt know seven doesnt know seven doesnt know so dont tell seven seven doesnt know (so dont tell seven) [Verse 3] i cant believe shawtys so trustin while green ghoulie backstabs thrustin (woo) cali n seven on the phone and theyre tryin not to groan its a twenty-way call and seven knows nothin nothin [Chorus] cause seven doesnt know seven doesnt know seven doesnt know seven doesnt know so dont tell seven cause seven doesnt know (so dont tell seven) [Post-Chorus] well take on a foe all the fists well throw seven doesnt know, seven doesnt know seven doesnt know [Bridge] new favorite spot why not lordling loves to come out on top his mouth yawns blow for blow shrugged off like woah cause seven doesnt know seven doesnt know [Pre-Chorus] he time hopped them to his birthday [Chorus] seven doesnt know seven doesnt know seven doesnt know seven doesnt know dont tell seven seven doesnt know [Outro] seven will know seven has to know seven gotta know gonna tell seven gonna tell em myself seven has to know seven has to know seven has to seven has to seven has to go seven doesnt know seven doesnt know (dont tell seven) seven doesnt know seven doesnt know (dont tell seven) seven doesnt know seven doesnt know seven doesnt seven doesnt seven doesnt know (seven doesnt know) (seven doesnt know) (seven doesnt know) (seven doesnt know) (seven doesnt know) (seven doesnt know) (seven doesnt know) (seven doesnt know) (sevens gotta go) ha ha ha aha ha i should probably let @armoredMorbosa know that is so bad so bad https://i.imgur.com/LvLl4wC.png https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Vyj1C8ogtE
Man the ⚣ther satyrs are missing ⚣ut ⚣n this sirte, thenymphs t⚣⚣!
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and they thought we couldn't do it @autoClicker https://file.garden/aerg5N7dt0Euhalp/the-8ackrooms.png
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Another #FishingFriday for the books. If you see my monstrous vehicular body on the street, feel free to pelt my passenger with rocks. I can't feel it, and he most assuredly deserves it for his heinous crimes against fish tonight. Sent from my Cybertruck
Screamed in victory so loud all the lights turned on. My bad. I fucking love basketball.
Yes we're both gay, stupid, self destructive, need I go on?
raimbow drinker O_O
THEY CALL mmE THE GIGGLESHITTER FOR REASONS UNFORETOLD.
I need t⚣ kn⚣w what the zahhaks think ab⚣ut satyrs. D⚣es their equine interest f⚣ll⚣w thr⚣ugh t⚣ my race? This is f⚣r... #research
hello old people ^_^ just letting you know i
B(( < felt B33 < tho sometimes to break outta that block its fun to just sit down and create some absolute BULLSHIT B33 < but i get that prooooobably wouldnt work fur everynyan
im like this with art -- too. sometimes just taking a little break and having something to eat could get your thinkpan going again