♦ pitied by @tempurredCauserie
If I have to listen to my roommate have sex with his girlfriend one more time, I am going to set the house on fire. #nsfw
>[Can you imagine being worthy of a targeted confezzzion? I know I cannot.]<
D--> I like to talk hot shit about my enormous bulge but quite honestly it is so large as to be inconvenient. It causes physical pain to even the most resilient of lovers, and is so sensitive I barely have any se%ual stamina to speak of anyway. Truly it is my curse. #nsfw
hey can you go back i want something too
the crew ho2e2 ♊︎t down l♊︎ke a d♊︎rty barkbea2t w♊︎th a ho2e.. =:[[
wow okay i forgot about this pretty quick huh? point log, day 32. so i've been here for four weeks. i talked to my dad for... a while. just really laid everything out there. said what i needed to say, we spent about a week just shooting the shit. i feel a lot better about things with him now. now i'm back in that timeline where everything went terribly wrong. where i met roxy. or rather, i'm supposed to be. but... it's kind of scary. i messed things up pretty had with roxy, and i'm scared i'm gonna mess it up again.
wait you dont?
#WORDLE NO. 1766 5/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩 ⬛🟨🟩⬛🟩 ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 DON'T TALK TO ME. DON'T EVEN GAZE IN MY DIRECTION. THIS ISN'T NORMAL STUPID. THIS IS "RESPITEBLOCK FULL OF BURNING PLANT MATTER SLOWING MY SPONGE DOWN TO A LABORIOUS CRAWL THE LIKES OF WHICH WOULD MAKE WATCHING HIVEPAINT DRY LOOK LIKE A FUCKING TIMELAPSE" STUPID. I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY TO ANYONE. NOT A SINGLE, SLUDGEWALLOWING THING. TELL ME WHEN IT'S TOMORROW.
Sometimes I fucking hate this job.
The president hated my chit. Okay, that's it, let's pack it up.
WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT
✐ᝰ HUUHHH ᝰᝰ
1'M 4T WORK ST1LL
aRE YOU,,, hOW ARE YOU, wEARING THE CAKE MIX,,?
LEAVE ME ALONE! GRAHHH. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/72724fb3c6db.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d17d73bfdb1e.jpg
should i stop taking drugs or do i 180 and take enough to give me amnesia
i fucking saw something i shouldnt have oh my god
NO. NO, NO.
i think i js heard the scariest thing anyone could ever say to me and it was "miss you"
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#substances hapy 4/20 the 1 tiem i smoked i got rlly scared and cuddld with breakfast whiel only watchign a fuckin sprots anime