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i'm gonna take a nap so good that i don't won't wake up for twenty days
:33< i f33l like slendpurr man is like a bad name fur the guy :33< like :33< slendpurr is nyat the description i would jump to furst when i s33 an 8 foot tall faceless grey man in a suit with tentacles coming out his back
thank GOD man i heard about this whole fight night thing and i thought i'd be like a failing fucking asshole who everyone would look at and go "look at this fucking late to the party dumbass" but i'm glad the president says it's ok
i was gonna make some jokes about wow all these presidents but then trollbama ro(ked up #fightnight
oh my gosh...... this place has more than one like button..... im so so so going to push the doggy heckkkk out of these on all my favorite posts!!!!!!
> It purrs in response to the tentative hand and snuggles more into the shoe.
B33 < whats worse accidental hate react or minor typo in a reply
BX33 < i s33! B33 < will im not gonnya say youre wrong B33 < even if i really cannot clawndone it
B33 < it must f33l good as fuck to have somenyan attack you furom behind B33 < and have the camera cut to your eyes going wide with tiny pupils before you turn and parry that shit B33 < if i had nyarrative control of my life i f33l like id do that more often
got ny slushie all ready 4 #mondaymovienight https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1438444754022043650/1495986103931637901/20260420_211309.jpg?ex=69e83d21&is=69e6eba1&hm=ceb34e73226f7527e0f613808c5e875e4dece909d3f1c0b06b902abe313e347c&
Meow. > The cat responds as it begins to lick its paw, cleaning its mouth.
> It continues eating but stops momentarily to sniff the stranger's hand... He gives it a small brisk lick before going back to chowing down.
i thinnk. you should all. smile today. and be happy that you are here. (I, for one, agree! :) )
𝙋𝙄𝙉𝙉𝙀𝘿 𝙋𝙊𝙎𝙏 ⓘ 𝙿𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚍𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚕𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝! This account will include nsfw/e, gore, violence, murder, genocide, abuse/helmsman abuse, self harm. No Game/Rebel AU In association with @obstreperousGendarme, @arsenicbathedClaws, @guidingCalibration, & @cloakedAspect 𝚂𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚞𝚡 "𝚂𝚒𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚡" 𝙲𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚘𝚛, 𝙰𝙺𝙰: 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙴𝚗𝚌𝚘𝚍𝚎𝚛/𝙰𝚐𝚒𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚘𝚛 It/He/Doom (Doom only for people he's close to) Actively helmed (for now) 》 Psion Power Rank [PPR]: 10 > 1-2 (weak) > 3-5 (average) > 6-7 (strong) > 9-10 (overwhelmingly powerful and rare, likely to get helmed first over other PPRs) ▪︎ Psiioniic/Helmsman ranks 12 》 A master of various code languages, on top of several of his own he's made. His hacking, naturally, is also top tier. Because of this, his title was The Encoder before he was captured at 15 sweeps and helmed. 》 He does not get along with a lot of people. For the ones who do, he sticks close to and treats like family. > Because he doesn't get along with people, and by extension, crewmates on his ship, he often looks like a mess, not allowing anyone to do the proper helm maintenance he needs. 》 He specializes in small, speedy battleships. While he doesn't like KILLING people, making things go BOOM is fun. > His ship is the Royal XOR-Wing, a battle ship capable of destroying small planets if needed. 》 He has been transferred to multiple ships because he's tried to veer course into asteroid belts or generally put the crew in danger. While he doesn't like going after opposing ships, he has no qualms about trying to kill himself and the crew. 》 He's been hard reset so many times while helmed that he can barely remember anything from his life before the ships. He just knows that he doesn't want to be there. 》 He has since earned the title The Agitator. 》 He was on molt blockers during his time helmed, so he isn't as tall or as dark as other trolls his age are. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f362df9f493b.png https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2MvixUD8YjVy9cNqyoOvJS?si=bVV5YSohRmCiz7MGRCHTaw
Every time you hate react I donate 50 caegar. Every time you love react I donate 100 caegar. I am an ally.
> GCat sniffs the delectable scrumptious food and tilts its head. It mews at Davepeta quietly and begins to dig its face into it.
> The omnipresent cat has teleported far away from any sentient dogs with swords.
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:33 < prrcaw!!! meowbe?
:33 < roar
do you want me to teleport you some muffins i found on the floor nak? theyre really good
That's how Big Cake gets you.
CONTENTIOUS POST: Fried pickles. Yay or Nay?
Back from Sonic. I'm sending everything right now via transportalizer. Oreo Blast for @tempurredCauserie Large order of tots with all the sauces for @bummelBoogie Cherry limeade and jalapeno poppers for @totesGruesome Hotdog with all the fixings in little plasic cups for @malleablePersonage Strawberry milkshake for @tipsyGenostalgic Grape nerds slush for @ominousReceptacle Corndog x2 for @gallowsCalibratorr 2 All American Dogs, 2 Carhop Classics Jr Double Cheeseburgers, 1 Large order of Tots, 1 Large order of Groovy Fries, and 1 Route 44 Polynesian Punch Slush for @columbidaeToxicologist And 1 of everything for @walkstabwalK
K--<i forgot sorry
Hm.
✨🍭🕷️ Sonic Run. he do that. 🕷️🍭✨
Sonic run. What's everyone's order.
3833 < I am very small. > 3833 < Traded being a big ghostie ghoul for being FOUR FOOT FOUR! > 3>8yy
><3 Awwww t)(at's so sweet, t)(ank u Davpeta to t)(e power of two sprite <3~
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:33 < @barackObama https://youtu.be/g2Y2pkvKNxs?si=bAhxIzS7rjySSk5z
:33 < i appurreciate the striders so meowch!
At least we're actually doing our own #vagueposting now. I can at least respect that. Thank you.
I would NEVER use a beam on you, sir. Well, maybe one of the beneficial ones.
No, it is a beam that evokes him, not one that attacks him
(^･ω･^) < I WANT TO FUCK MIMES AND CLOWNS!!!!!!!!! #NSFW
(^･ω･^) < FUCK YEA TROLLBAMA DAB ME UP!!!
SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK
THAT IS WHAT I LIKE TO SEE, MISS LEIJON!!!!
(^･ω･^) < WHO N33DS ANONYMOUS VAGUE POSTING WHEN I CAN JUST SAY OUT LOUD, I WANT TO FUCK MIMES AND CLOWNS!!! #NSFW
Fat vape rips to all those trapped in the anonymity of your own quad confession. #substance
I'm offering a secondary source since a thriving market dies under a monopoly. Vague post on my chits and I'll either brofist or nofist.
Using an anonymous account to #vaguepost? Cowardice. The only vague posts that matter are the ones with heart. I want to hear your #vagueposts from the SOUL. I'll even start: I want him #vaguepost.
NOOOO WAYYYYYYYY #FuckYeaFreddy
This month's Bake-A-Wish recipient is ten year old PETROC of the Troll Kingdom who wrote a very compelling letter about his... I don't really remember. Voidrot or something. I'm told it was extremely touching. Anyhow. He declined the FULL SUITE OF BETTY CROCKER HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCES in favor of his custom wish, which was to- I am NOT paraphrasing- "please make Five Nights At Freddy's Real." ... I believe we at Crockercorp have some unorthodox research and development on the docket! Also the prerequisite healing of his gummy skullholes. It would be a real Eeyore moment if he were to croak prior to the completion of his custom treat. #gore I guess?
wanted 2 share the miku binder selfie agin lol *again https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c533919d31f6.png
what happened to the other 50 sudas
#draculaflow GOT SO MUCH GRIST BILIOUS SLICK THREW UP NOW I'M SNORTING THE COSMIC VOM HAVIN' VISIONS OF TIMELINES YET TO COME THERE'S EXACTLY ONE 'EM WHERE I AIN'T FUCKIN YOUR GIRL AND THAT'S THE ONE WHERE SHE'S FUCKIN' ME THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHIN TO ME MAN #substance
everyday bitch it's always 5pm somewhere!!!! xx
#draculaflow HIT THE ZAZA SO HARD I FUCKIN' DIED SHORTY DIDN'T CARE SHE JUST KEPT SHOTGUNNING MY CORPSE NOW I'M ON DERSE SMOKIN' BOONDOLLARS WITH JACK NOIR THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHIN TO ME MAN #substance
gamgam i thought you had enough power after 2 pixie sticks #substance
lololol i dont partake in ye olde devils lettuce, but hey! happy 420 chat #substance https://i.imgur.com/pULkc08.png
i normally deny having rounded teeth but rankmaid put a whole new perspective on it as always thanks chittr
ahahahahaha omgggg its fine!!! im just hi hello lol #substance
we have a special guest star on todays stream. please welcome, KARKAT VANTAS:
BOTH??? At least we still have the leprrrechaun one (green snoop dogg) though... mew~ 💖✨
did Yoч gчYs hear jane;s into voring people now? #nsfwe
thats some tough information to swallow 🥁🥁🥁
NO. NO, NO.
∻👁️w👁️∻
the zaza got me speaking esperanto. just kidding godtier at a (ertain level means i (an speak and understand ever7one. #substan(es
:33 < happy 4/20 to those that celebrate! :33 < the one time i tried w33d i panicked and thought equius was gonna kill me if he found out and i accidentally clawed up daves legs something fierce
I'll send you a metric ton of Mentos.
happy 4/20 smoke some shit today or face the consequences. sorry guys i frgot all about you freaks untol just now #substance