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.nobody wanted thiS .trollbama is the fucking goaT .outing him for clout is the pansiest loser move ive seen in awhilE .news flasH .nobody is gonna give any more of a shit about what you have to say from the grey house than they did before you had access to iT .youre just gonna end up with even more backlash than you were used to beforE .for the rest of us ,i got a solutioN .the fish bitch cant take the heat ,blocks anybody with an opinioN .found that out by trial and erroR .post with #notmyempress ,and shes gonE .let her block everybody who isnt with it, and the rest of us get to keep trollbamA .then everybody gets what they wanT .lets find out how comfy that hexagonal office is with nobody left to chitt tO #puttrollbamaback #meenahcoup
As we all already know, I make an excellent projectile. I’m just saying.
IM SAYING
I liked democracy… he was doing a very good jo8
B:DD < omg hiiiii!! B33 < im about to take a catnap but im pawlways glad to s33 othpurr DPSs out here!
B33 < HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO chittr!! :33 get ready cuz theres a new cat in town
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ok yknow what i'll say it #nsfw ahead troll smash or pass this is gonna be mostly unbiased. karkat- hard smash, fuck yeah kankri- smash but like only if he wasn't talking my ear off i gotta be the yapper yknow aradia- pass but it's cuz i get like crazy sister vibes off her damara- pass she acts like dirk tavros- smash but i think we'd both hate it rufioh- pass i'm nor getting mixed in to all that sollux- smash mituna- mmmmmaybe smash if he's having a good day nepeta- pass but not because she isn't hot it's cuz karkat would actually kill me meulin- smash we could get high together even #substances terezi- yknow it's a smash love me a psycho troll girl latula- smash but we'd both probably be drunk gamzee- smash but i'd hate it and he'd suck and hes probably a two pump chump hate his ass kurloz- yeah smash i fuck with him equius- smash depending on which version he is horuss- pass his smile psyches me out feferi- pass i'm not getting mixed up in that shit meenah- harder pass i don't fuck with her because i get jealous lol eridan- smash but like, only if he shut the fuck up cronus- smash i like grease kanaya- that's my sister's wife pass porrim- smash show me those tattoos babe vriska- pass pass gross i do not fuck with spiders aranea- see above
#nsfw #nsfwe Any Roses or Roxys want a piece a' this? :B https://static.f-list.net/images/charinline/34/85/34853158a4e03bd540a190ecf10ec8cb65f69dac.png
[ E R R O+ R 4 1 6 6 0 0 ; VIA PARADO+XA FUTURA DO+LO+RO+SA ] The cro+wd is so+ mo+ved by his death, so+ jubilant and celebrato+ry, that o+ur capto+r's attentio+n lapses. My remaining so+n and I scream, claw, and draw attentio+n to+ o+urselves, and fro+m the co+rners o+f o+ur ganderbulbs we see it. My daughter slips her bo+nds in an act o+f ho+ly grief, and bo+unds up to+ his platfo+rm. The Executio+ner's bo+w is drawn taut. The wo+rld ho+lds still as she delicately traces her claws alo+ng his bo+dy. My so+n, the co+rpse. The mass is uncertain o+f ho+w to+ take this, the peo+ple uncertainly jeering at her. They are sure she will die next, but the pro+lo+nged mo+ment is taken as an o+ppo+rtunity to+ mo+ck her grief. In o+ne sweeping mo+ve, she tears the blo+o+d-stained leggings fro+m him. The jeering stumbles. What is she do+ing? The bo+wman ho+lds still, and I see his fro+nds tremble as she turns to+ lo+o+k at him. An eternity passes in that seco+nd between them. My so+n and I cause as much havo+c as po+ssible. Attentio+ns are split. He do+es no+t fire. She flees. #easter2026 #viado+lo+ro+sa #itsstilleasterso+mewhereinthemultiverse #o+o+ps
ok...... i do kind of feel better after? so i guess thats why too tired to feel awful i guess
naut to sound like serket 1 here but goin god tier is moor of a process than just biting the dust on a slab and i KNO some of you chumps didnt climb no echeladder to the tip top
yip?
Update. Massive fucking knot in my shoulder/neck area and my back is bruised to shit from that one guy who flung me into the ship’s console. Which was impressive.
HONESTLY MY FIRST STOP WILL BE ROSE. I FEEL LIKE BEYOND THE VENEER OF SOME KIND OF ASCENDED CHICK WHO DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT SHE'S THE ONE WHO UNDERSTANDS THIS JUNK THE MOST AND WILL ACTUALLY CARE. IF ONLY BECAUSE ITS INTERESTING.
READING ONTO THE RECORD! i'm also getting extremely mad on chittr right now, but it's pretty fun & i plan to keep doing so intentionally
Would gloves help. Then you don't have to touch directly.
THE CONSENSUS IS IN- IF I WANT TO GET WHAT I WANT, I HAVE TO 'GO OUTSIDE' AND 'INTERACT WITH PEOPLE'. FUCKING HELL I HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO SOME OF THESE JACKASSES IN, LIKE, A SWEEP. EVERYONE WHO ENCOURAGED ME TO DO THIS *FUCK YOU* THIS IS SOME PSYCHOLOGICAL TORTURE EVEN THE ALTERNIAN EMPIRE WOULDN'T THINK UP. 'TOUCHING GRASS'. BITE ME.
If you ever need a pick me up, I am always here.
THANK YOU. CONSIDER THIS MY FIRST ATTEMPT AT 'REACHING OUT' TO THE PEOPLE IN MY LIFE RATHER THAN ROTTING IN MY RESPITE BLOCK UNTIL MY THINKPAN FUCKING MELTS OUT OF MY AURICULAR SPONGE CLOTS.
B33 < phew B33 < i n33d B33 < a brownie B33 < and nyalso to cuddle somenyan until i pass out
It's like a nervous system reset.
AUAUUGHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSHSHSDCGYUDFSYHUFDYHUDFGYHUGDRFHUI FINE.
Without context this is almost funnier.
@timaeusTestified be like. https://youtu.be/dnVvsJGwbZU?si=VF63NvDx5zC8vkmt
Happy to help.
B33 < love you please get some rest holy shittttt BX33 < that was a lot and i didnt even do much
Girl, nobody asked.
i am.. so tired. but i'm glad she's safe.
4GR33D
L4Y1NG ON MY B4CK G1V1NG 4 THUMBS UP
i love you
sorry for my earlier frustration!! @grimbarkGuardian has been safely rescued and brought home!!! thanks so so SO much to everyone who helped: @telekineticArmageddon, @timaeusTestified, @tempurredCauserie, @aventurineCopycat, @gallowsCalibrator#1433, @ectoBiologist#6844, and @zoosmellPooplad!!!! i love you and will be grateful to you forever!!!!!!!! everybody cheer and clap for them :D
I saw Lord English at a grocery store in Midnight City yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “OH. LIKE YOU'RE DOING NOW?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “HUH? HUH? HUH?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “TO PREVENT ANY ELECTRICAL INFETTERENCE,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
well, that worked out great. real great. holy shit i'm tired. sister acquired, sister safe. wahooooo... hangout is tomorrow. i'm sorry about the delay everybody!
Insanely fucking theraputic.
They flung me through the hull of a ship.
c< tHaNK fucK, i HOpe sHe gets better sOON >c
meet in jinxs universe, [coordinates.tlpt]
requesting backup w extrication mission grimbark jade, approx. year 2189, in need of rescue uninjured, but mental state unknown @zoosmellPooplad youre coming with me. time players also appreciated
ii dont think im grimbark anymore
moving up in the world https://i.g7azo.(om/d22a80(809875e0326d69ef2588(14fb.png
:33 < commeowssion requested by @walkstabwalk :33 < of @barackobama and @unhackabledottildeuath :33 < get ratio'd https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/07d395ae1872.png
TO CLARIFY. I DO NOT SHIP IT. BUT I WAS GIVEN A REQUEST. AND FELT THE NEED. TO BESTOW #YAOI UPON MY FOLLOWERS. #NSFW. #DAVEKAT (GROSS). https://file.garden/adp8DWZQKVR-NRQW/yaois3.png
:33 < commewssion fur @tipsygnoldstalgic :33 < as requested a pic of me, meu and snoop do double g https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/131f26a1d336.png :00 < nsfw
Oh, Davepeta, I will never tire of either half of you or the greater sum of your parts.
You may have mistaken my intended meaning. It was because of the perception that you were two crap quarters shy of a constipated dry heaving shit change fart that the drop was even gotten on him initially. You were, and remain, integral in inspiring lethal overconfidence. Remember always to remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.
looked out my widnow liek 10 strays on my fire espcape grl im gnna get followed if i leave
Thank you. I love all my constituents very much.
Lol. Link + I didn't say that + You're bald
URGENT PRESIDENTIAL ALERT Anyone on the team of my esteemed Cabinet-member, Meenah, who is not pulling their weight will be DRAWN and QUARTERED and dawn. You will be faced with divine retribution the likes of which you have never seen. I will make the Vietnam war look like chump change. For those of you who have heard of D-Day, this will be A-Day. #angelsnutritionblock
B33 < if anynyan actually goes to fight LE pls ping me i cant dedicate my life to hatepurrism thats what the stupid narrative wants B33 < instead im purrchasing ingredients fur jade safe puppy chow
:33 < i think we should dip lord english in a pit of lava i think that would work
Turn off the LE badge before you start telling people not to worry about LE, I think
im sure rose would be jumping for joy and doing a little autism happy dance for the chance to raise her own squirming thousand armed asscrack of darkness
@woeGothic @flightyBroad the coven is being called upon into action.
fuck but what if we raised a new horror terror that was like unmurkable to lord englishes hijinks
Can't we just put him in an unescapable dreambubbble. Dormammu vs. Dr. Strange kind of thing. Illidan and Sargeras. SCP containment facility. There has to be /something/.
I believe we need as many hands as possible, but if you'd like you can watch from the sidelines.
Ending #FishingFriday strong. #CanItRunHAL: aerial drone swarm? ✅ #WorldIsMine @timaeusTestified#0414 #ResetTheClock https://i.ibb.co/23z6BhTr/image.png
the human jesus. did not die. he simply. tucked his arms. and legs. into himself. turned into. a ball. and rolled away. like the noble pillbug.
:33 < this is a reminder to all to track mewr kitty points!! :33 < red33m 10 fur a shitty mspaint drawing done by me!!!
Yes. Although perhaps I would put slightly more emphasis on agriculture.
:33 < the furst commission!!! :33 < 10 kitty points has b33n red33med by @tentacletherapist :33 < as requested a shitty mspaint drawing of me and her clothes swapped :33c https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e82dc6fe184d.png
i'm gonna take a nap so good that i don't won't wake up for twenty days
:33< i f33l like slendpurr man is like a bad name fur the guy :33< like :33< slendpurr is nyat the description i would jump to furst when i s33 an 8 foot tall faceless grey man in a suit with tentacles coming out his back
thank GOD man i heard about this whole fight night thing and i thought i'd be like a failing fucking asshole who everyone would look at and go "look at this fucking late to the party dumbass" but i'm glad the president says it's ok
c< tHe HypOtHetical? NaH, its real! >c
i was gonna make some jokes about wow all these presidents but then trollbama ro(ked up #fightnight
oh my gosh...... this place has more than one like button..... im so so so going to push the doggy heckkkk out of these on all my favorite posts!!!!!!
Prrrrrrp!!! > GCat is content with this. He allows it.
> It purrs in response to the tentative hand and snuggles more into the shoe.
B33 < whats worse accidental hate react or minor typo in a reply
Meow. Prr Prr! > The cat curls up beside Davepeta's foot.
BX33 < i s33! B33 < will im not gonnya say youre wrong B33 < even if i really cannot clawndone it
B33 < it must f33l good as fuck to have somenyan attack you furom behind B33 < and have the camera cut to your eyes going wide with tiny pupils before you turn and parry that shit B33 < if i had nyarrative control of my life i f33l like id do that more often
got ny slushie all ready 4 #mondaymovienight https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1438444754022043650/1495986103931637901/20260420_211309.jpg?ex=69e83d21&is=69e6eba1&hm=ceb34e73226f7527e0f613808c5e875e4dece909d3f1c0b06b902abe313e347c&
Meow. > The cat responds as it begins to lick its paw, cleaning its mouth.
> It continues eating but stops momentarily to sniff the stranger's hand... He gives it a small brisk lick before going back to chowing down.
i thinnk. you should all. smile today. and be happy that you are here. (I, for one, agree! :) )
𝙋𝙄𝙉𝙉𝙀𝘿 𝙋𝙊𝙎𝙏 ⓘ 𝙿𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚍𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚕𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝! This account will include nsfw/e, gore, violence, murder, genocide, abuse/helmsman abuse, self harm. No Game/Rebel AU In association with @obstreperousGendarme, @arsenicbathedClaws, @guidingConfession, & @cloakedAspect 𝚂𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚞𝚡 "𝚂𝚒𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚡" 𝙲𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚘𝚛, 𝙰𝙺𝙰: 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙴𝚗𝚌𝚘𝚍𝚎𝚛/𝙰𝚐𝚒𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚘𝚛 It/He/Doom (Doom only for people he's close to) Actively helmed (for now) 》 Psion Power Rank [PPR]: 10 > 1-2 (weak) > 3-5 (average) > 6-7 (strong) > 9-10 (overwhelmingly powerful and rare, likely to get helmed first over other PPRs) ▪︎ Psiioniic/Helmsman ranks 12 》 A master of various code languages, on top of several of his own he's made. His hacking, naturally, is also top tier. Because of this, his title was The Encoder before he was captured at 15 sweeps and helmed. 》 He does not get along with a lot of people. For the ones who do, he sticks close to and treats like family. > Because he doesn't get along with people, and by extension, crewmates on his ship, he often looks like a mess, not allowing anyone to do the proper helm maintenance he needs. 》 He specializes in small, speedy battleships. While he doesn't like KILLING people, making things go BOOM is fun. > His ship is the Royal XOR-Wing, a battle ship capable of destroying small planets if needed. 》 He has been transferred to multiple ships because he's tried to veer course into asteroid belts or generally put the crew in danger. While he doesn't like going after opposing ships, he has no qualms about trying to kill himself and the crew. 》 He's been hard reset so many times while helmed that he can barely remember anything from his life before the ships. He just knows that he doesn't want to be there. 》 He has since earned the title The Agitator. 》 He was on molt blockers during his time helmed, so he isn't as tall or as dark as other trolls his age are. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f362df9f493b.png https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2MvixUD8YjVy9cNqyoOvJS?si=bVV5YSohRmCiz7MGRCHTaw
> GCat sniffs the delectable scrumptious food and tilts its head. It mews at Davepeta quietly and begins to dig its face into it.
> The omnipresent cat has teleported far away from any sentient dogs with swords.
> The cat curiously makes its way towards the sprite.
https://media.tenor.com/4MVps48v8cgAAAAC/marie-sassy.gif
:33 < prrcaw!!! meowbe?
:33 < roar
That's how Big Cake gets you.
CONTENTIOUS POST: Fried pickles. Yay or Nay?
Back from Sonic. I'm sending everything right now via transportalizer. Oreo Blast for @tempurredCauserie Large order of tots with all the sauces for @bummelBoogie Cherry limeade and jalapeno poppers for @totesGruesome Hotdog with all the fixings in little plasic cups for @malleablePersonage Strawberry milkshake for @tipsyGenostalgic Grape nerds slush for @ominousReceptacle Corndog x2 for @gallowsCalibratorr 2 All American Dogs, 2 Carhop Classics Jr Double Cheeseburgers, 1 Large order of Tots, 1 Large order of Groovy Fries, and 1 Route 44 Polynesian Punch Slush for @columbidaeToxicologist And 1 of everything for @walkstabwalK
Hm.
✨🍭🕷️ Sonic Run. he do that. 🕷️🍭✨
Sonic run. What's everyone's order.
3833 < I am very small. > 3833 < Traded being a big ghostie ghoul for being FOUR FOOT FOUR! > 3>8yy
><3 Awwww t)(at's so sweet, t)(ank u Davpeta to t)(e power of two sprite <3~
IMPORTANT REMINDER: Those of you taking medication(s), especially for mental health, may find yourselves feeling “all better,” and believing you may forego taking the medication(s). It is important to remember that is the devil talking. You are feeling better because the medication is working as intended, and you should continue to take it unless directed by the physician who prescribed the medication(s). Thank you.
:33 < @barackObama https://youtu.be/g2Y2pkvKNxs?si=bAhxIzS7rjySSk5z
:33 < i appurreciate the striders so meowch!
At least we're actually doing our own #vagueposting now. I can at least respect that. Thank you.
I would NEVER use a beam on you, sir. Well, maybe one of the beneficial ones.
No, it is a beam that evokes him, not one that attacks him
(^･ω･^) < I WANT TO FUCK MIMES AND CLOWNS!!!!!!!!! #NSFW
(^･ω･^) < FUCK YEA TROLLBAMA DAB ME UP!!!
SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK
THAT IS WHAT I LIKE TO SEE, MISS LEIJON!!!!
(^･ω･^) < WHO N33DS ANONYMOUS VAGUE POSTING WHEN I CAN JUST SAY OUT LOUD, I WANT TO FUCK MIMES AND CLOWNS!!! #NSFW
Fat vape rips to all those trapped in the anonymity of your own quad confession. #substance
I'm offering a secondary source since a thriving market dies under a monopoly. Vague post on my chits and I'll either brofist or nofist.
Using an anonymous account to #vaguepost? Cowardice. The only vague posts that matter are the ones with heart. I want to hear your #vagueposts from the SOUL. I'll even start: I want him #vaguepost.
NOOOO WAYYYYYYYY #FuckYeaFreddy
This month's Bake-A-Wish recipient is ten year old PETROC of the Troll Kingdom who wrote a very compelling letter about his... I don't really remember. Voidrot or something. I'm told it was extremely touching. Anyhow. He declined the FULL SUITE OF BETTY CROCKER HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCES in favor of his custom wish, which was to- I am NOT paraphrasing- "please make Five Nights At Freddy's Real." ... I believe we at Crockercorp have some unorthodox research and development on the docket! Also the prerequisite healing of his gummy skullholes. It would be a real Eeyore moment if he were to croak prior to the completion of his custom treat. #gore I guess?
wanted 2 share the miku binder selfie agin lol *again https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c533919d31f6.png
what happened to the other 50 sudas
#draculaflow GOT SO MUCH GRIST BILIOUS SLICK THREW UP NOW I'M SNORTING THE COSMIC VOM HAVIN' VISIONS OF TIMELINES YET TO COME THERE'S EXACTLY ONE 'EM WHERE I AIN'T FUCKIN YOUR GIRL AND THAT'S THE ONE WHERE SHE'S FUCKIN' ME THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHIN TO ME MAN #substance
#draculaflow HIT THE ZAZA SO HARD I FUCKIN' DIED SHORTY DIDN'T CARE SHE JUST KEPT SHOTGUNNING MY CORPSE NOW I'M ON DERSE SMOKIN' BOONDOLLARS WITH JACK NOIR THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHIN TO ME MAN #substance
okay gamgam but don’t overdo it
gamgam i thought you had enough power after 2 pixie sticks #substance
lololol i dont partake in ye olde devils lettuce, but hey! happy 420 chat #substance https://i.imgur.com/pULkc08.png
i normally deny having rounded teeth but rankmaid put a whole new perspective on it as always thanks chittr
ahahahahaha omgggg its fine!!! im just hi hello lol #substance
we have a special guest star on todays stream. please welcome, KARKAT VANTAS:
BOTH??? At least we still have the leprrrechaun one (green snoop dogg) though... mew~ 💖✨
did Yoч gчYs hear jane;s into voring people now? #nsfwe
thats some tough information to swallow 🥁🥁🥁
NO. NO, NO.
∻👁️w👁️∻
the zaza got me speaking esperanto. just kidding godtier at a (ertain level means i (an speak and understand ever7one. #substan(es
:33 < happy 4/20 to those that celebrate! :33 < the one time i tried w33d i panicked and thought equius was gonna kill me if he found out and i accidentally clawed up daves legs something fierce
I'll send you a metric ton of Mentos.
you should chug