ok yknow what i'll say it #nsfw ahead troll smash or pass this is gonna be mostly unbiased. karkat- hard smash, fuck yeah kankri- smash but like only if he wasn't talking my ear off i gotta be the yapper yknow aradia- pass but it's cuz i get like crazy sister vibes off her damara- pass she acts like dirk tavros- smash but i think we'd both hate it rufioh- pass i'm nor getting mixed in to all that sollux- smash mituna- mmmmmaybe smash if he's having a good day nepeta- pass but not because she isn't hot it's cuz karkat would actually kill me meulin- smash we could get high together even #substances terezi- yknow it's a smash love me a psycho troll girl latula- smash but we'd both probably be drunk gamzee- smash but i'd hate it and he'd suck and hes probably a two pump chump hate his ass kurloz- yeah smash i fuck with him equius- smash depending on which version he is horuss- pass his smile psyches me out feferi- pass i'm not getting mixed up in that shit meenah- harder pass i don't fuck with her because i get jealous lol eridan- smash but like, only if he shut the fuck up cronus- smash i like grease kanaya- that's my sister's wife pass porrim- smash show me those tattoos babe vriska- pass pass gross i do not fuck with spiders aranea- see above
literally everyone knows man good fucking luck you need it
I WANT TO SAY I HATE EVERY SECOND OF READING ALL OF THIS BUT IN ALL HONESTY SADLY I KNOW ALL OF THIS TO BE WAY TOO TRUE. THIS IS ALSO APPARENTLY WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GIVE DAVE CHOCOLATE AND A PHONE WITH A FULL BATTERY.
i also like grease, vwe should vwatch it together sometime.
i ain't reading allat also it would've been just as triggering if i excluded the only candy who wears that shit proudly
hell yeah
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i mean yeah i'm not about to deny i did a lot of fucking damage there i didn't like, mean to, i didn't have the cultural context to realize that back then but i mean like bitching back and forward with you is admittedly fun
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you've seen my what