Jasmine Spritesquared Lalonde
@tentacleTabbycat
Name(s): Jasmine, Jasprose, Jazz, Jaspers, Rose Pronouns: She/her Sexuality: Homoflexible I guess! Timeline: Yours! Don't worry about it. ((icon from homeslice))
not givin my whole kink list away thst not fun but i will say i like bondage also does bein inebriated when ur fuckin count as a kink? eithr way weed + sex? holy fuck #nsfw #substance
That's typically called intoxication/intox kink and it's beautiful mrrow!
:33 < *ac blows mew up with her mind*
Up?
New Vessel In The Works
Excited, intrigued, a hint of worried.
You called? :3
Dealing With People Bickering In My Replies Over Stupid Things, Need A Distraction You Seemed The Best Option.
Oh~? What kind of distraction~? We could play a sexually charged game of Scrabble.
At This Point I'll Take Anything ... Though I Prefer Something More Straightforward If You Wouldn't Mind.
As in just scrabble? Or just sex?
anyway, new pfp soon. i donβt look like that.
The Amazing Digital Serket.
They simply must invent mpreg for women.
Is the news good enough to make my wife girl mpreg?
They call that transpreg and it's beautiful.
You know that is quite literally how @lipstickThesbian was created although in the opposite direction.
She has such a beautiful voice, doesn't she?
:33 < purrchance
you cant just say perchance /ref
Technically she didn't.
It Awaits In My Dreams I See It All I Will Be Strong Enough Soon
S⦢⦢n. Then, t⦢gether, y⦢u will find the inbetween, and achieve true freed⦢m. Y⦢u are n⦢t str⦢ng en⦢ugh t⦢ survive it yet. S⦢⦢n y⦢u will be. Pr⦢ceed.
HISSSSSS. Will you shut the fuck up?
Sidra, talk to me. Who's this douchebag?
Y⦢u believe I will bring ruinati⦢n. I will n⦢t. The ⦢ne y⦢u l⦢ve and hate is str⦢ng. But n⦢t yet str⦢ng en⦢ugh t⦢ ⦢verc⦢me themselves. I aim t⦢ guide them. T⦢ higher strength. T⦢ surpass the pain that aches them s⦢. T⦢ n⦢ l⦢nger answer t⦢ any l⦢rds. T⦢ bring l⦢ve ⦢r hate ⦢r destructi⦢n ⦢r creati⦢n as they see fit. I aim f⦢r the middle r⦢ad.
Forgive me if I don't trust you.
β²i cant find a single shampoo bottle in her hive that isnt either mostly empty or cut with water what the fuckβΌ
No comment.
No comment.
βΌplease gog stop washing your hair with bodywashβ²
βΌβΌdo none of you have a full bottle of shampoo between all your three universes????β²β²
It's more efficient this way, I don't have to spend the extra time in the shower.
I usually just jump in the washing machine with a detergebt pod.
Forgetting to buy more shampoo is one thing, but at least I do use shampoo. What the fuck is wrong with you girls?
Well I died and then two of my best friends died and then my mom died and then I died and then my brother and I died and then everyone died and then I died.
Hm. That might do it.
Also I'm a literal plushie so it's fine.
#wvhatwvouldcronusdo #wvvwcd
And yet.
What does this even MEAN?
And yet you behave like Cronus 2 the technically improved but less iconic sequel.
improvwed? cmon nowv, be honest wvith me here. you knowv he aint.
He doesn't write manifestos and is somewhat more attractive because he looks a little more like a butch lesbian than you do and seems slightly more theoretically susceptible to forced feminization. That's basically it.
Damn, if I resem8le a 8utch les8ian, no wonder why I have you so steamed up in my DM's 8efore, I'm just too good. ;;;;) Also, I. Never denied that last part, who said I can 8e 8oth sides of the coin, sweetheart?
You can't prove that I haven't already started slipping estrogen into your food mrrow! :3
not that i aint enthralled, but can you turn him into a problematic wvlwv somewvhere else?
wvlvlvlvlwvwllwv. Lol.
Me when I'm drowning except I'm Riverclan so I can swim so I wouldn't actually drown.