Jasmine Spritesquared Lalonde
@tentacleTabbycat
Name(s): Jasmine, Jasprose, Jazz, Jaspers, Rose Pronouns: She/her Sexuality: Homoflexible I guess! Timeline: Yours! Don't worry about it. ((icon from homeslice))
I get the feeling some people want me. #suggestive
Oh we're absolutely desperate for you I mean they're.
I Love My Spooky Hive In The Spooky Forest #kanayaskeep
Kanaya Skeep.
The Correct Phrase Is Kanaya's Keep, But Close.
Skeep.
What Is A Skeep?
An incredibly fun nonsense word that I have been repeating out loud to myself since I first saw this post!
I wish the world was kinder to beautiful women :( if I could take all of their burden, I would!! PRONTO!!! #feminism #sexismisnotokay
There's one surefire way to take some of the female burden. Although it does come with an extra burden as well.
Estradiol.
Really, what is there to add to this. The site is perfected.
(( Earthsea Borealis and Afraid Of The Darko. your icon and your banner. i remember all of homestuck dot bandcamp dot com
(( i am the rainbolt of homestuck music dont even fuck with me man ill rip your nuts off this shit aint nothing to me man
Not me this time!
B33 < fur the record B33 < when you n33d a silly name fur me steal furom @tentacleTabbycat and call me vapedata
Oh god. I'd honestly almost forgotten that drunken near-anagram.
not to compare me n ot)(er mes but i wouldnt a let t)(at s)(it slide
I'm sure she wouldn't either. Unfortunately she's too dead to do anything about it. :3
Womp womp. She's actually the leading cause of death for Batterwitches.
That's what they all say. And then suddenly, Roxy Lalonde.
do t)(e ppl )(ating my c)(its t)(ink imma run away cryin abt it
Do you think I will?
No I'm more the type to dig up and revive my own corpse but you were close!
pink bitc)( wit)( a bad bob is s)(ootin insults at me #w)(oareyou #stepoffmycolor
ST4T3D 4S TH0UGH TH3R3 1S SUCH TH1NG KN0WN 4S "4 G00D B0B"
I'm hurt!
get t)(e feelin someones conspirin against me probly cuz someone ALWAV-ES conspirin against me id say t)(ey can try t)(ey best but t)(ey got a get to t)(e top to try it and im not gonna c any of em up )(ere
Interesting. Nobody's ever conspiring against me, I simply don't have that problem. Maybe there's something wrong with you?
For the love of the game.
w)(ere t)(e fuck is my icon i keep puttin t)(at s)(it on
Maybe it just doesn't like you.
A catgirl. Do you need new glasses, old lady?