Mavosi Tjapek
@lethargicMechanist
<[Zzzhe/Her. Robot enjoyer. Cizz. Metal arm haver. Conzztantly tired.]> <> @bleakBleater ((DMs are open. RP, Chatting, Whatever else, I'm down.))
>[@bleakBleater zztop pozzting your mementozz and ready up.]<
>[I have conzzidered attending thizz #zzicknazztyzzunday, but then I remember it being dezzcribed azz the 'premiere orgy' of the zzite and that makezz me laugh too much to take it zzeriouzzly for reazzonzz I zzimply cannot dizzcern. #nzzfw #zzuggezztive]<
no, i des(ribe it as premier, whi(h is different! be(ause it's spelled wrong
if 7ou're worried about it being indi(ative of how sns goes, i just de(ided to (all it that one night and no one (orre(ted me. 7ou are, of (ourse, wel(ome an7 time, as ever7one is
>[@mandatoryDrowning you need to zzanction @bleakBleater again]<
>[Mine would be Wazzila.]<
>[httpzz://media1.tenor.com/m/jJifJluQQMAAAAAd/i-dont-need-friendzz-they-dizzappoint-me.gif]<
>[I like to conzzider myzzelf part of the greater Canine Community. I muzzt bathe and clean myzzelf properly on account of my cybernetic arm. If the connection point getzz dirty, it can get infected, which can become deadly very quickly.]< >[Even were thizz not the cazze, I would zztill clean myzzelf thoroughly. Even Latranzz letzz me bathe her zzo zzhe doezzn't zztart zzmelling like a rotting big coyote.]<
>[I want to finger a boy with my metal arm until he hazz nothing left to zzhoot. #nzzfw]<
>[Mizzzz you are literally mizzzzing half of your face I think thizz izz the leazzt concerning thing going on here.]<
>[You did not have to come onto my pozzt about fingering boyzz to complain about it but you did do that zzo here we are.]<
>[Zzzee if you had added that to your initial comment I would have underzztood it azz a joke and not azz zzomeone being zznarky about a zzilly horny pozzt.]<
>[I do not need Chittr to remind me to take my medication becauzze the chronic pain in my former zzhoulder uzzually doezz that for me.]<
>[Be untameable do NΩT let them collar you.]> >[Unlezzzz you are into that in which cazze go wacky mode. #zzuggezztive]<
>[You cannot collar me. I am a wild hound. A free zzpirit. Alzzo becauzze I am behind three linezz of defencezz.]<
<<"what if i asked realllly nicely and also offered lots of cuddles and such,,">>
/\ Good to see another canine troll who will treat being collared with violence /\ /\ Was wondering if I was the only one /\
>[Zzzup. Latranzz almozzt gave me heatzztroke while I wazz zzleeping. Thankzz barkmom.]<
>[My luzzuzz parked her big fat azzzz on my legzz then looked at me zzadly zzo I think it izz another barkmom zznuggle zzezzzzion inzztead of the cupe.]<
>[I think you zzhould fuck whoever you want with recklezzzz abandon. #nzzfw]<
>[I ate a buncha dairy and Latranzz wazz looking at me the whole time like I would rejected her luzzuzzhood like bitch you cannot eat the cheezze you will actually explode.]<
၄⋆၃ me when mx bitxh wishes to xonsume xhoxolate and i have to stare at her like shes stupid mx bitxh destroyer of meals yearns for what she xannot have dot dot dot
>[I am not much of a #gore fan. The obviouzz thought izz that it izz becauzze I lozzt an arm. And that izz partially correct. The other part izz that I had to leave that arm behind zzo I did not die, which meanzz there'zz a non-zzero chance zzomeone ate it. Ωr worzze.]<
IM N0T SUR3 WHAT N3FARI0US US3S A L0N3 ARM C0ULD 93T UP T0 TBH unl3zz it r3animat3d itz3lf and wand3r3d 0ff (҂°ロ°)
>[You can never be too zzure when armzz are on the loozze.]<
>[Did you know if you breathe in welding gazzezz you will die horrifically?]< >[Unrelated note I have to weld zzome zzhit today zzo like hopefully not.]<
>[Wait holy zzhit there izz a dog badge. I am an honorary dog. Barkmom told me zzo.]<
are you #partofthepack
>[@imJunior I once again require your prezzence. I muzzt have the puppymoded badge.]<
<<"woahh,, puppy,,">>
>[Yezz. My pack of two. Which izz me and alzzo my luzzuzz. Zzzhe zzayzz hello by the way.]<
>[Zzzhe'zz howling. Which izz awezzome to have happening in my hive. But it izz a good howl.]<
>[Zzzee I could build and program a big fucking murder mech that killzz everyone but alzzo if I did that then who would I pozzt my awful thinkpan wordzz to?]<
This is my exact daily dilemma!!! I feel seen! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>[I could only juzzt underzztand the gizzt of thizz mezzzzage. I think my luzzuzz hazz warned me about going to abandoned placezz with people that yell a lot and how I zzhould not do that for a variety of reazzonzz.]<
>[Ωh definitely you would. But I am going to appreciate your prezzence from placezz that are not in range of zzomeone who can murder me hard.]<
>[Damn. Guezzzz I will find one I like. Pull up my zzongzz to die to playlizzt.]<
>[Zzzhit, wait, there'zz pride flagzz??? The fuck did I mizzzz that? Yo, @imJunior, give a bitch the panzzexual pride flag, if you do not mind. I gotta rep that zzhit zzilly zztyle.]<
>[Ωkay I have to re-ezztablizzh myzzelf properly, one moment.]< >[I ride hard and I fuck harder. #nzzfw]<
taps my chin. ridin and fuckin related or riding like. drivin. makin my brain work here. for once. <:B #nsfw maybe.
>[Both. But I only ride hard while driving becauzze I cannot drive.]<
ah. well. im now curious and would like to see proof over this statement. <;B #suggestive
