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<[Zzzhe/Her. Robot enjoyer. Cizz. Metal arm haver. Conzztantly tired.]> ((DMs are open. RP, Chatting, Whatever else, I'm down.))

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>[Zzzlammed my leg into my dezzk like a fucking moron zzo thingzz are going great.]<

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Ɏ do you need medica-a-al a-a-attention Ɏ Ɏ a-a-a poultice perha-a-aps Ɏ

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>[I am fine Valeri, it juzzt hurt like hell. Nothing zzeriouzz.]<

Ɏ oka-a-ay! try not to kick a-a-any more desks Ɏ

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>[Ωkay Latranzz got her fatazzzz up off of me, I am gonna get zzome breakfazzt, zztop encouraging hot girlzz, and zztop flirting with a fucked up hate-ghozzt or whatever that guy izz. Mama needzz brekkie.]<

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>[Hey whoever gave me a cold when I woke up today, your luzzuzz izz a ho.]<

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X That means the ninjas I hired to give you a cold were successful, good good… x

>[I am once again fucked by the machinationzz of Callie Mallie. The injuzztice continuezz.]<

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X Muwahahahahaha x

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>[Hey again, cute green fella. Fellazz. Whatever.]<

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the2e day2 ii apparently havve twwo make iit paiinfully fuckiin clear becau2e no one under2tand2 wwhat a fuckiin biit ii2 anymore.. but anywway2.. wwhatevver.. are you done yet??

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>[It izz a good bit. I enjoy the bit. Done with what? Flirting at you?]< >[Becauzze that izz not a bit. I am juzzt doing that becauzze it izz fun.]< >[And becauzze I really do find it adorable. Zzzorry not zzorry.]<

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you"re fuckiin wweiird a2 hell.. wwe aren"t adorable..

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>[Hey, tell me zzomething I do not know. My tazztezz are weird. You zzeem plenty cute to me and the determined denial of it juzzt makezz me think that more.]<

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wwe are a dii2gu2tiin me2h of twwo troll2 wwho hated each other.. your ta2te2 are beiing que2tiioned exten2iivvely iin fact.. the ultiimate amalgamatiion of twwo a22hole2 wwho had 2eriiou2 ii22ue2 wwiith each other ii2 cute twwo you?? wwe don"t get iit..

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>[Hey I do not get it either, but here it izz. Guezzzz there izz zzomething endearing about it. You need zzuch a fucking hug.]<

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ab2olutely not.. don"t touch me.. wwell- that"2 not an ii22ue ii"m iin my owwn tiimeliine anywway2..

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>[Poor bazztardzz. Fiiine. No hugzz for the pizzzzed off dual-guy ghozzt. But you are cute. I do think that genuinely for whatever reazzon. Good luck figuring out why becauzze my dog-azzzz doezzn't know for zzure. Zzzorry bud. You are cute.]<

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ugh..

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>[c;]<

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>[Ωkay zzhe juzzt laid down on me again zzo I guezzzz we are getting more zzleep.]<

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>[Putting the 'zzat' in Zzzaturday becauzze my luzzuzz izz zzat on my legzz and will not move.]<

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>[There are downzzidezz to having a mechanical arm but they are outweighed by the upzzide of being able to put a rock clean through zzomeone'zz window from 200 yardzz away.]<

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>[I like to think that when I am dreaming of me and Barkmom, we are both zzharing the dream together. That makezz me happy.]<

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thats a cute thought -- thank you for sharing that. now im gonna think about that when im dreaming of my lusus too

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>[Glad to zzhare the joy. Zzzhe'zz zzuch a good luzzuzz. Love her zzo much.]<

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i love mine too -- i should post a picture of her!

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>[You zzhould. I would pozzt one of mine but zzhe'zz camera zzhy. And by camera zzhy I mean zzhe broke a palmhuzzk once when I tried to zzneak a picture of her zzo I learned not to do that again.]<

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oh yikes! better not to risk it then -- hehe

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>[Yeah. Zzzhe'zz a real bitch when zzhe wantzz to be. I zzay that lovingly. Zzzhe alwayzz makezz up for it if zzhe feelzz like zzhe fucked up or overzztepped. Zzzhe'zz juzzt the bezzt.]<

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>[Great barrier queef.]<

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MOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Ɏ hey i've seen this one before Ɏ

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>[Ωriginal chitt I made completely alone.]<

What they called me back in $quollege

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Ɏ ohhh oka-a-ay well i believe you <> Ɏ

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Ɏ HOWEVER a-a-as a-a-a soliciterror intern i do ha-a-ave to investiga-a-ation this for potentia-a-al copied right infringement Ɏ

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>[Nuh uh]<

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>[Hey green hate guy. Mizzzzed you too.]<

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no wwe DON"T!!

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>[Thizz izz adorable. You are adorable. Cute azz hell looking all fluzztered and fruzztrated, I bet.]<

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ii am **not** adorable!! or cute!! you havve 2omethiing extremely wwrong wwiith you..

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>[Mmmmm yeah but you are defending yourzzelf zzooo hard, makezz me think that you actually are that cute. Floating there bluzzhing and everything.]<

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ii thiink the fuck ii"m not..

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>[And I know the fuck you are. Cute. Azz. Fuck.]<

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uuuughhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>[Looking forward to chatting again, zzweetheart. (;]<

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gro22..

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>[Zzzo grozzzz that you are zztill here.]<

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>[How do I convince my friendzz to play a map game today? I am not zzure. But I will do it.]<

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>[Ωnce barkmom letzz me up, anyway.]<

Nice! #badgeguy #juniorbadgedyou #kultscore1000? #verified!

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>[Ωh. Well I wazz going to talk about what I built today, but thizz timeline izz zzo zzpammed with zztupid fucking moobeazzt zzhit that there'zz no point trying to talk about anything elzze. Going back to tinkering. Peace.]<

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>[Focuzzing up and treating barkmom to a proper grooming for the rezzt of the night. Zzzhe'zz zzo pretty when zzhe'zz been cleaned up. Leazzt I can do for her.]<

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>[Yeah zzo if any tealbloodzz come around azzking you if you know me, you do not.]<

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okay!

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>[Ωh and ezzpecially anyone that lookzz like zzomeone you could owe money to. You do not know me if they azzk you about me. Thankzz.]<

>[Thankzz, cute bat.]<

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>[Yeah zzo @grindingArtizztry @mandatoryDrowning @bleakBleater we owe thozze guyzz like 500,000 caegarzz at leazzt zzo uhh fuck?]<

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Ɏ my hea-a-ad si spinninggg wha-a-at does this mea-a-an fro us #genuingqua-a-astion Ɏ

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>[Uhh I got no idea.]<

>>>((It's)) over...

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Ɏ one moe spin!!!! Ɏ

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theY'll get bOOnbucks Outta me when theY can actuallY CATCH me, YO #YasnOOzeYalOOze But YO, IFF YOu 3 need me tO teach YOu all hOw tO skate real FFast, lmk

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>[Happy maternal guardian day, Barkmom. Love you.]<

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>[I have zzpent the lazzt couple of weekzz building a defence zzyzztem in cazze you were wondering about my abzzence. It izz zzuper dangerouzz and very much a zzeriezz of ceiling-mounted gun turretzz. Thought it would be a great idea.]< >[Zzzo I turned them on and the power zzhorted immediately and then the hive caught fire. Do not worry it wazz nothing zzeriouzz, now it juzzt zzmellzz like zzhit in here. Ωh and it alzzo dezztroyed all the turretzz. Zzzo yeah. Engineering.]<

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so what youre saying is this is the perfect time to raid your place

>[You could. But me and my luzzuzz are zztill very much here. It may not end well for you.]<

you mean for us. legion of consorts prepare to attack!

>[...Zzzweet zzhit. We can negotiate right?]<

it depends on what you have to offer. were a very demanding race

>[Ωkay give me a few hourzz to take zztock of all my garbage here--]<

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>[Zzzpent a good ten minutezz howling with my Luzzuzz thizz morning zzo we are off to a flying zztart to the night.]<

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screeching with mg lusus becau..se i am my lusus

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hey! keep it down, will you?

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>[Juzzt cover your earzz we will be done zzoon.]<

>[I want to pick you up like a zzoft toy and carry you around.]<

Be LOUDER.

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>[Year 17 of the Great Revolutionary Troll Franco-Mexican War. Troll French dignitariezz continue to harazzzz thozze of Troll Turtle Izzland with criezz for white peace. The Troll Turtle Izzlanderzz continue to ignore them. Troll Mexico izz not approached for negotiationzz by Troll France even though they are the leaderzz of the war. Naval blockadezz prove ineffective. The war continuezz on.]< >[Thizz game izz a bitch.]<

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>[Anyway fuck thizz I am gonna go hang with my moirail. @bleakBleater I am bringing my Luzzuzz I am feeling in the mood for the mozzt fluffy fucking cuddlepile ever.]<

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Ɏ oh!!! hoora-a-ayy!!!! i'll ma-a-ake sure to pop the liquid hea-a-ating device on a-a-and brew some delicious lea-a-af juice Ɏ

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Tell them to quit being so nihilistic or something. Shit's fucked. Enjoy yourself.

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realest motherfucker on here

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S'true, they dubbed me this the second I got out of the brooding grottos.

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