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https://file.garden/adcguSe89QhXpeAz/breakfastofthedayjpg Breakfast time~ Rice is always nice to munch on before a long day, spiced it up with a little leftover moobeast gravy
:33< just thinking about #girlbulge... again again again :33< why the furk is it so pawsome??? :33< #nsfw
id say im pawsitively excited to be on here, but i think id just be lying. >;3c
>> why do pp1 keep ડhow¡ng up dead around your h¡ve?? what are they gett¡ng themડe1veડ ¡nto?? /gen /not-accuડatory
>> maybe put up ડome 1¡ke, b¡g draw¡ngડ 1¡ke ⚠️☠️⚡⚰️🩸
Ɏ even if the experience wa-a-as a-a-a bit ha-a-arrowing i did enjoy ha-a-anging out i think minus the insa-a-anity of being so ba-a-ad a-a-at grolf Ɏ
>> ¡'m ડorry you're fee1¡ng 1one1y :((
Oh absollutelly!! They are lloviing iit!! =:D
Been a lliittlle busy wiith my pllants and books as well as some other thiings, haven’t been ablle to post. Hahaha.
K--<i think am going to go lie on floor and cry for a bit
♡♤♢♧ M♡RE TR♡LLS NEED T♡ P♡ST PICTURES ♡F THEMSELVES BEC♤USE I W♤NT T♡ L♡♡K ♡♤♢♧
"= yeah ="
>[Uzzzually once I realizzze the zzzun izzz zzzetting and I haven't zzzlept yet.]<
:33 < hahaha!!! but my aim is getting better!
Rose Hates It When I #deviledeggpost But I Cannot Resist. I Think About Deviled Eggs More Than I Think About #suggestive And Otherwise #nsfw Content.
>[Coyotezzz and barkbeazzztzzz are the zzzame thing right? I do not want to be barkbeazzzt racizzzt, becauzzze then I will have to tell barkmom and zzzhe'll kick my azzz.]<
TROLLSITTING MY wARD wHILE HIS SCHOOLFEEDING DIRECTOR IS OUT FOR LUNCH. HE'S BEEN DOING vERY wELL IN HIS SESSIONS! PROUD OF HIM.
YO, Its amazIng we all came Out OFF gOlFFnIght wIth all OFF Our lImbs stIll attached lOl
>[Poor Valeri never zzztood a chance.]<
https://file.garden/aeOMvmIuTArjgbHp/acefumble.png postin dis outta solidarity. aint nobody perfect in dis life -from the office of ace dick detective agency
>[Ωh and probably don't pozzzt about your horrifically embarazzzing rejection in a public zzzpace where everyone can zzzee it and pity you into the fucking ground.]<
>[Remember grubzzz, you can't get rejected by anyone if you don't azzzk them out in the firzzzt place. That'zzz why I've never had to deal with rejection. Internalizzze the zzzhit out of thozzze feelingzzz. Either they die or you do.]<
Not naming names, but sometimes there's a Time and a Place. We don't need to show the world our Worst Selves.
It's #scaryevilsunday. Tell your friends!
It'd get rid of all the bacteria in your body, that's for sure. You probably wouldn't be alive afterwards though. Or, if you were alive, able to digest anything.
Probably bad! Pickling is a process of lowering the Ph levels using mild acids and salt. It'd pull all the water out of you and more!
I never considered myself thinking about this until today. Now I wonder this as well...
>[I did do it once before though zzzo like. Experience.]<
>[I zzzhould inform you that my lazzzt pozzzt wazzz a joke. Arc Eye izzz no joke. Don't blind yourzzzelf for a zzztupid bit unlezzzzzz it'zzz really funny.]<
>[Aw yeah baby I'm getting #nzzzfw today. Welding without my gogglezzz on.]<
Ah. I Look Outside And The Sun Is Beginning To Set Already. That Is... Probably Not A Good Sign.
>[I'm awake again. What kind of day izzz Zzzunday are we thinking? Thizzz will determine the rezzzt of my night.]<
>[Glad to be alive and alzzzo in the vicinity of multiple cute people.]<
🜏 @xon♱rroverrsiialMiilk siinxe u asked so niixely ii fel♱ II had ♱o show u ♱ha♱ II xan iin fax♱ ♱iie my bulges iin a kno♱ liike xherrrry s♱ems ♱ADAAAAAA #nsfw #bulge #basiixallyaballoonlusus #rro♱♱enpiixpos♱ ( h♱♱ps://f2.♱oyhou.se/fiile/f2~♱oyhou~se/iimages/118587941_bODL8f3enqlFO67.png ) ♅
IFF I helps, I can get sOme ecO-FFrIendlY paInt that's easY tO wash awaY, YO! I just gOtta hIt up sOme clOwns FFOr It lOl
>[Well zzzee there'zzz a problem with that firzzzt identifying factor which izzz turning dark green can mean a few thingzzz for me zzzo I think I'm fucked if it wazzzn't fine.]<
>[@bleakBleater @mandatoryDrowning @grindingArtizzztry Let'zzz hit the courzzze again zzzometime zzzoon becauzzze I had a lot of fun even if a chunk of it wazzz at the expenzzze of the rezzzt of you.]<
>[Whoever made the Kurbee'zzz Dream Land courzzze though I hope you get culled.]<
>[Grub-golf izzz a lot like life. Zzzometimezzz you laugh. Zzzometimezzz you zzzcream. Zzzometimezzz you get zzzo mad you clobber the attendant half-to-death with the driver. It really izzz juzzzt life.]<
>[I am the fucking bezzzt at grub-golf.]<
>[@grindingArtizzztry @mandatoryDrowning @bleakBleater I'm on the way now zzzorry for wanting the game to be fair for everyone who izzzn't cybernetically enhanced.]<
baaa send chitt
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHO WANT THEY MUTHAHAFUCKING NOOK ATE. :o? #nsfw
just gOot dOone beating my best friend up with a stick. feeling gOoOod #selfcaresaturday
pov you are my camera being overtaken by the moLd that ive been negLecting https://fiLe..garden/advr1gu4eqxrvrdb/themoLd..png
>[I got zzzo much good zzzcrap from thizzz trip by the way. Great place to dredge up garbage. It'zzz alzzzo helping the environment when you do it. Very zzzwagular.]<
oh wow a *lot* more people than i excepted wanted to be bred by me >~< #nsfw
xx_OKAY_maybe_chchow_should_not_have_kissed_☝️_#regret_#iuvmyfriends_xx
@ghastlyCourier https://i.imgur.com/ApK3Iic.png
It's always nice when I get to make something like fireworks for my CLIENTS. I keep getting the unhinged ones looking for a chemist to make explosives and it's kind of DRAINING.
I'm Going To Get Myself A Sun Lamp And A Heat Rock Because I Heard The Coldblooded Creatures On The Human Planets Like Them.
Some seal species cannibalize eac)+| oʇ)+|er. #funsealfacʇs
✿f c✿urse! ☘︎ l✿ve nature and all ☘︎t's g☘︎fts. ☘︎t's part☘︎ally why ☘︎ d✿n't l☘︎ve anywhere near a stemcluster.. ☘︎'m happy w☘︎th my h✿me ☘︎n the w✿✿ds! :)
Hell✿ hell✿! The garden ☘︎s gr✿w☘︎ng well t✿day, ☘︎ planted s✿me new fl✿wers ☘︎n a few separate p✿ts t✿ see h✿w they d✿! ☘︎ h✿pe t✿ add them ☘︎nt✿ the actual garden ✿ne day. :) H✿w are we all d✿☘︎ng? G✿✿d, ☘︎ h✿pe! ☘︎f y✿u're d✿☘︎ng bad, ☘︎ send y✿u s✿me d☘︎g☘︎tal fl✿wers thr✿ugh the screen! ⋆˚✿˖°
im keeping this dress it is so lovely.
Sometimes I wonder why I spend my money on THESE. Just a tip for others, the fleshlights you can buy online aren't worth the PRICE! #nsfw https://file.garden/aeE4hfGxABo1ErBx/ToluenFleshlight.png
♡♤♢♧ I D♡N'T KN♡W WHY I C♤N'T FIND L♡VE. I ♤M S♡ CUTE ♤ND I H♤VE ♤ SUCCESSFUL INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. ♤ND I LITER♤LLY HELP PE♡PLE. ♡♤♢♧
♡♤♢♧ H♡NESTLY EVERY♡NE SH♡ULD H♤VE THEIR F♤CE IN THEIR PFP BEC♤USE I NEED T♡ FIGURE ♡UT WHETHER I SH♡ULD EVEN B♡THER T♤LKING T♡ Y♡U ♡♤♢♧
hornypostings o<3r som3on3 just told m3 i should g3t a jooooob not gonna stand on that kinda insult, i got a job, its b3ing hot as fuck!
Lost in the sauce? no. I'm drowning. please help.
Purplebloods This, Purplebloods That, While The Rest Of you motherfuckers Are No Less Freaky In your Own Ways From What I've Seen. Not Everyone, But Definitely Some Of you.
<*măkĕs ă săd trŏmbŏnĕ / nŏĭsĕ bŭt ŏn ă / slĭdĕ whĭstlĕ*>
𖠰Coworker walked by, took one look at me, said "mucking it in the slop!" and walked away. Thanks, I guess.
cant even take a light hearted picture withOout fOolk freakin the fuck Oout. ;0$
YO, that purple stuFFFF I chugged at that shIndIg gOt mY tum all rumblY and sad, sO FFOr #selFFcaresaturdaY , we takIng It easY wIth slOw jams and leaFFjuIce. Need cOOl peeps tO cOme up In mY hIve just sO we can all #vIbe sOme tIme, YO
we lOove taking walks in this bitch. we always find sOomething unexpected. #selfcaresaturday https://file.garden/advr1gu4eQxRvRDB/hehe.png
ʚ•ɞ Kissing w•men wh• arent in my quadrants call that um. um. I d•nt kn•w hehe >-< #selfcaresaturday ʚ•ɞ
girls who dont wash their hands
The Only Cool Seadweller Has Arrived.
"= cool mask ="
>[Thankzzz babe I'll take like one or two.]<
X Guys…guys I feel like shit It’s almost as if doing drugs and drinking constantly makes you feel like shit in the evening #substance x
i'm gonna play gvi+ar a+ 5 in +he mornin
>> what k¡nda concoct¡onડ do you have on the roડter?
This #SelfCareSaturday, I'll be going out to get some Fresh Air in the Woods. I advise you all to do the Same, if you Can. Log off of Chittr for a few hours - The World is Waiting for you!
WHO W4NTS TH31R OWN COM1C STR1P L1K3 TH3 ON3 1 M4D3 D4V3? COM3 ON TH1S 1S 4N OFF3R F3W C4N R3FUS3 >;]
wats up floozys and male floozys -from the office of ace dick detective agency
>>| feels like .a blessing have .almost no clients .on the job. .and .i'm .almost finished my shift. just .one more hour .and .i'm .out. .i want to crack the server .once .again.
