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what the fuCk have you done
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- ƗΣ ♱ⴵȺ♱ ☪︎RUD-∊ ΩƗL?! -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
ple4se
:33< they should pay meow a million billion dollars fur being cute
y'know if thE drEad powErs that bE can stop kidnapping mE for long strEtchEs, that'd bE grEat...
▲yeah, every 2 they gotta gut a cronus in the back for it▼ ▲so, totally worth it▼
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- ΣΩm-∊♱Ɨm-∊Σ. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
Looking ★t g★y little outfits ★g★in.
hell yezzz {r} httpzzz://i.ibb.co/Fk4ThxZY/image.png {r}
][- eh fuck it, why n0t wh0 want me #suggestive -]
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〚｟⦕⤊⦖｠〛Working out and being around hot people all the time just makes these thoughts come around at least daily..
8=l < My spirits are very heavy 8=l < It takes the love of another to give me the POWER to lift them 8=l < With teamwork, we prevail
〚｟⦕⤊⦖｠〛In other news. I feel like bruising someone's insides! #nsfw #hornythoughtofthenight #htot
ok wtf.
| fret not. you will be more prepared than ever you realized. | | you will have to be. | |\ /) /\_\\__ (_// | `>\-` _._ //`) \ /` \\ _.-`:::`-._ // ` \|` ::: `|/ | ::: | |.....:::.....| |:::::::::::::| | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | \ ::: / \ ::: / `-. ::: .-' //`:::`\\ // ' \\ |/ \\
WHO WANNA SLAP MY STOMACH?
[ephemeralMinx [EM] is online!]
(◕ ᴥ ◕) gusigh… this iceberg is more gulonely that it gyuused to be… (Ó ᴥ Ò)
Oh I do hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I muſt ſay it does that rather regularly!
8=l < There's a couple trolls I wish I c001d have in my lap right now 8=l < Fuzzy from alcohol I was given something STRONG 8=l < I'll burn through it soon enough but I'll enjoy the fluff while I have it #sicknastysunday #nsfw #substances
:33< meow fuck out da way
first things first first things second first second third things third (seven?) last things first second things last first last second things third
opening up the hyperbeam in about 18 minues
I should just flirt more, it's fun.
▲girl threw in a fun fact▼
mAsturbAte mondAy when
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၄⋆၃ this is xonxerning and also impressive
Bulge Prin† iin dȺȺȺȺ wee†§ui†
NNy nanne is Thespn Rviets and I hate nny job, this is nne in nny shitty suit they force nne to vvear, it's too big because it's fitted for nny next nnolt...if I have one. :/ https://cdn.inngchest.conn/files/81f9fd596464.png
Attack my weak point for massive damage
I think someone with the phattest ass imagina8le ker-plooshing that 8ooty on my face would quell the 8oredom. A lad could dream right now, siiiiiiiigh.
WE GOTTA KILL WOKE FOR THIS
1'm concerned my tendency to scare people off w1th my utter lack of soc1al ab1l1ty 1s go1ng to follow me around from webs1te to webs1te forever
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* going to sleep earlier tonight to try and deal with this difficult mental space im in * my pajamas smell all sweaty * um * anyone want a sniff aaheaheahha #suggestive #nsfw? yeah i think so
⚞ you're seriously just gonna drop info like that then make me WORK FOR IT???? FUCKING TEASE. i'm into it. ⚟
https://i.postimg.cc/mdrfrtqt/screenshot-20260616-022952-2.jpg
oh iD like to test that soMetiMe ;o)
its GOTTA be a jungle to weeD out the WEAK!!
[omg]~[maybe]~[that's]~[why]~[mine]~[are]~[fucked]~[up]
don'T talk to me like that you'LL make me blush
/p𝐋aying 𝐋eague a𝐋𝐋 day unti𝐋 the sun comes up
.an important remindeR .a PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENt .if you wilL .this is not human twitteR .expect belligerence or get belittleD
▲ok was a wipe of less hornyposting enough can i go back yet▼
▲fuck i was aboutta say that▼
\\__The_conundrum...__\\
Actual pain!!! I wish fOOr yOOur full recOOvery frOOm this :(
X EXCUUUUUUSE ME?????? x
<<"i can't say i have but uh... wow">>
X Man you know what’d hit rn? Some black rom face fucking #nsfw x
\MAN. Im Not A Big Fan Of Viol€ts. th€y r€ally cr€€p m€ out, fortunat€ly i hav€ y€t to €ncount€r on€. BUT THATS PROBABLY DU€ TO TH€ FACT IM A FUCKING R€CLUS€, AND I WILL B€ KILL€D IF I TRY TO TALK TO ANYON€ OUTSID€ MY HIV€!\
▲how the fuck am i supposed to even threaten people anymore you all just find it hot jegus▼ #suggestive i guess
:33< so basically :33< and mew can take this to the bank :33< im kitty
I do hope you'll like it.
𝙽𝙾𝚃𝙸𝙲𝙴: 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚊 𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚏𝚘𝚗𝚝. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚊 𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚏𝚘𝚗𝚝. 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚗𝚝. Ψ 𝙶𝙻𝙾𝚁𝚈 𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙰𝙻𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙽𝙸𝙰𝙽 𝙴𝙼𝙿𝙸𝚁𝙴. Ψ
Being a transgender female with a breeding kink has to be considered a fate worse than death. #nsfw.
X reminder I have the ruler marked off at 11” #nsfw x
gliizzy gyatterday #hiitpost
>[Ωkay Latranzz got her fatazzzz up off of me, I am gonna get zzome breakfazzt, zztop encouraging hot girlzz, and zztop flirting with a fucked up hate-ghozzt or whatever that guy izz. Mama needzz brekkie.]<
let'S cull troll geoff keighley
"ᴳᵒᵗ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ʳᵃʳᵉ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵍˢ ᵒⁿ ˢᵃˡᵉ, ˢᵗʳᵃⁿᵍᵉʳ!" Happy #firearmfriday doing a flash sale! Selling whatever the fuck this thing is. 500 Boondollars! https://i.postimg.cc/x1j8R0Lq/cursed-guns.gif ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ
⋆｡˚₊‧ ଳ It has been a singular WଳଳK ⋆｡˚₊‧ ଳ Anଳ yet.. here I aଳ. sitting in his lap, getting sଳooches in the front seat of his scuttlebuggy ⋆｡˚₊‧ ଳ getting gifteଳ two entire outfits for a ଳate is ଳefinitely reଳ flirting there is intent here I'ଳ totally not ଳisreaଳing this right??
<<"p-proof? >//<">>
$-$-$ hey der™
<<"hii!">>
i would do unspeakable things to obtain @mandatorydrowning's sweaty sports bra ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
:33 < raw, next question :00 < nsfw :00 < suggestive
3> Why are people SO FUCKING HORNY???? <3
₍^. .^₎⟆ You’re all hot, fuck…꠹
It goes on and on, I don't know what I want On and on, I don't know if I want it, On and on, I don't know what I want, On and on, I don't know if I want it, (On and on, I don't know what I want, On and on, I don't know if I want it, On and on, I don't know what I want) Well if you're not sure better safe than sorry!
in victorian alternia, a warmblood was not allowed to look directly at HIC, due to a WIDESPREAD BELIEF that the oppressed had the ability to STEAL THOUGHTS.
<<"real">>
this one is crazy
<<"and also real as hell">>
Your name is \/AQUTA AEPLAX and you are considered a WITCH by most. You ha\/e the most royal blood in existence, but li\/e frugally, as you are not a standing heiress by any means. You li\/e OFF THE GRID, and sometimes come by cash by STRAGGLERS who ha\/e heard through hushed whispers of your eerily accurate tarot card readings that seek you out in the brush of forest you li\/e in. You are HEMOANON in online spaces, and for the time being can continue to pose as a \/IOLETBLOOD on the occasions in which you do need to get out of your hi\/e as you ha\/e not had your ADULT MOLT yet. You are not quite sure what you will do when this happens, but, your doting MOOSE LUSUS assures you that e\/erything will be just fine when the time comes. Like any other troll you ha\/e a \/ariety of hobbies that include gardening, cooking, baking, reading, studying up on a \/ariety of esoterics, deep meditation, performing magic like some sort of MAGE, playing \/ideo games, and ALL THINGS GENERALLY CONSIDERED "NERDY." You ha\/e also always felt a strong LO\/E of all things DEAD AND HORRIFIC. You only tend to watch or read media pertaining to the more terrifying things in life when you are not studying \/arious forms of SPIRITUALITY. You are \/ery MENTALLY ILL, not ha\/ing had access to SUPPORT for any of your ailments for a majority of your life. Throughout your life, you ha\/e dealt with countless ABUSI\/E RELATIONSHIPS, many ha\/ing taken ad\/antage of your EMPATHETIC NATURE. It really makes you RAGE when you think about it, but you ha\/e made sure each and e\/ery one of those fuckers got their just desserts for e\/er trying to mess with you. You are working on things now with the help of \/arious SPIRITUAL AWAKENINGS you ha\/e undergone- learning truths about yourself that you feel only you can understand. You are used to being alone and being misunderstood, so you ha\/e con\/inced yourself that this is fine for now. What is important here is the self lo\/e and acceptance you instill in yourself- being able to accept what has happened to you and to step into your own power, just like \/ FROM THE DE\/IL MAY CRY SERIES has. You ha\/e made him a huge part of your online identity, and ha\/e created a SHRINE of him in your room, because you simply lo\/e him so much. He is the COOLEST, DREAMIEST GUY E\/ER. You can only hope you can find a matespirt as alluring as he is. You ha\/e a habit of o\/ersharing, strings of delusion and intense paranoia, as well as EMOTIONAL OUTBURSTS. Regardless, you are a friendly indi\/idual that ENJOYS MAKING FRIENDS, and hope you can make some more soon. ART CREDIT: tridesert https://i.imgur.com/u1Wm\/lP.jpeg
c< sOMetHiN sOMetHiN.... pailiN witH Me uNtil we bOtH pass Out #iMObviOuslyNOtflirtiNg >c
i AM A WORK OF ART FOR OTHER REASONS
༄ NEVER mention GRひBDONALDS in FRONT of ME! if I’M not RIPPING a FISH apart WITH my TEETH then I’M not EATING! ༄
༄ STOP eating SHRIMP with THE wimps AND come EAT lobster WITH the MONSTER! ༄
༄ YOひ’RE ahead OF the CひRVE then! YOひ coひld CATCH some REALLY big FISH with THAT! ༄
big #teamchud announcement today. no we will not be disbanding
liquor? haha only if she lets me #nsfw
excited and waiting for more dude
Hi https://i.imgur.com/3H2jajl.png
c< just adds texture, tHeMs is cOwards! >c
I am looking respectfully >///<
c< tHats HOt as fucK, actually >c
₍^. .^₎⟆ Furrk yes OwO꠹
Thesecond violetblood with a spikedbulge ive seen on thissite....
obligatory sister banging post for today show her some love #incest #nsfw
What a cool joke
I need to get up. I need to clock in and get my D-----ERP on.
#RECHITT
it is an essential act. cannot participate. will make a fortune poppet in your likeness in hopes that your remaining limbs and appendages do not get blasted off.
Touching myself for pride month #supportive #vriska #NSFW
₍^. .^₎⟆ M!ght be too hot for you to handle~ ;3c꠹
you might be on to something.
⪩ D𓉸𓉸𓉸𓉸𓉸𓉸𓉸𓉸mn. ⪨
ii would eat thiis
wtf even is that cannued tuna and mini hotdogs?
⪩ S⸸ck m𓉸sk. ⪨
lubricant. als0 rechitt.
D0nt h8 m3 1m liTter4lly s0 cuTE!! XD https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ed4fc8887b40.gif
Its called regretti spaghetti and it leaves you miserable no matter the indescribable flavor
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸t's quality slop you only like it because it's good - ~ -
-=[its ssloppy slop youonly like it becausee its sloppy_☺]=-
>+. I'VE BEEN THERE .+<
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Yes!
Why does it have Scales!?!??!
Ɏ swa-a-ag mea-a-al Ɏ
uhmm. yay for rats?
@TERRIBLEfATE?
wild
if by squirting you mean cumming and by rat you mean dog then yeah i'm doing that
c< #yearNiNg rN.... i wisH i Had sOMeONe 2 HOld ON My restslab.... >c
xx_chchow_yearns_xx
Got a fat ass and nice tits, but at what cost? (Back pain)
Hmmm.. #y3arning onc3 again
-=[ rgrhh i dontt evennnwantto draw i just want to playy more ghame s x-)_☺]=-
-=[ ii love playing games iwith myy newly acquired ffriends h x-)_☺]=-
Get Out Of My Head Wtf I Have Had The Exact Same Dream Before
xX WXAHH THATS SX CXX/!!! ITS SPIKEY!!! WXWXW!!! GNAR/Y!!! Xx
spik7!
bugle
Ɏ my iceberg #myiceberg Ɏ Ɏ [ https://file.ga-a-arden/a-a-ad5G09foF0kA-A-AW8K_/iceberg.jpg ] Ɏ
SIGH, if i had a bulge i vwould post it btwv, just outta spite. #nsfwv
:33< ill show mew sometime ;33c
W3ll your3 in luck cau23 it2 a 23lf t3aching l322on
:33< ive got :33< a cute butt mew know that? :33< #nsfw ish
~8=D~ ~8=D~ ~8=D 8=D~ ~8=D 8=D 8=D~ ~8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D~ ~8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D~ ~8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D~ ~#p~Oetry~
Thi$ I$ The Oppo$ite Of @ Decon$tructed $@ndwich. Thi$ I$ @ Precon$tructed $@ndwich.
>>>(Conceptual)
wowwie zowie you all are totally cute totally are all you zowie wowwie
to omuch. chop.
if i had a grub i would name it “crash bandicoot 2: cortex strikes back”
>[Wriggling Wrecker izz maybe the worzzt fucking thing you could've called it.]<
₍^. .^₎⟆ What !f ! recycle R!GHT NOW?꠹
YOU GUYS SO W1SH YOU W3R3 M3 R1GHT NOW HTTPS://F1L3.G4RD3N/4DXXJRDFCBC6CM1W/B34CH.PNG #B34CHT1M3 #4W4YFROMTH3C4F3
❥ Oოg thank u ur ოakfin ოε blush!! ｡˚○
❥ Soოεfin sოall 2 start off ധith 4 noധ!! I fink its rεεly cutε!! ^u^ ｡˚○ https://ოεdia.discordapp.nεt/attachოεnts/1024198171074777170/1498008147124814034/IოG_6408.png?εx=69εf984d&is=69εε46cd&hო=83da14151247967cac7d124εf1f7εεdc68c41εbb6811a8a26d948745ε13fcf2b&=&forოat=ധεbp&quality=losslεss&ധidth=495&hεight=495 ｡˚○
(◕ ᴥ ◕) gyummm (⊙ ᴥ ⊙) fraimi guwants some…
Also I was saying I don't respect you guys. Not that I wouldn't talk about horny shit. Duh. It's called being a hypocrite on purpose.
૮ ․ ․ ྀིა when will someone pick me up and pail me?! #nsfw Ი𐑼
-=[ ohh !!!_☺]=-
☆~𖦹 A fun way to pass the time is to test how much bounce I can get from them. This is especially interesting after growth spurts, as I get to see how the bigger size affects my progress #nsfw 𖦹~☆
(Listen is it wrong to want to be grabbed by my hair and fucking used? Is that so wrong! #nsfw)<
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aLLLL cryptids are reaLL theyre just hiding from you specificaLLLLy
Ɏ the flock. #myblea-a-atbea-a-asts [ https://file.ga-a-arden/a-a-ad5G09foF0kA-A-AW8K_/blea-a-atbea-a-asts.png ] Ɏ
-=[ 0///0 uuhmmmyouy haave to be carreful hjhaha_☺]=-
To be clear, I am speaking about civilians.
fucK no something from the fucKin caverns followed me do i need to pull an outie here lads
HUNGRY.
can't do anythin about that champ! soz
COME FEED. CAVERNS BACK.
no can do my ass ain't ever goin bacK
🜏 u xan fiile♱ me liike a fiish bu♱ II'll xome baxk ♱o liife even horrniierr #nsfw #demiigod♱hiings #gorre ♅
🜏 morre ♱rrolls should be openly frreaky on herre. We xould fiill a lo♱♱a paiils ♱oge♱herr u dunnoooo #nsfw ♅
4LR34DY H4D 1T
(ᴄʀᴇᴅ:ꜰɪʟɪʙᴜsᴛᴇʀ)
https://media1.tenoor.coom/m/2yQ---kHcoo8AAAAC/limp-bizkit-fred-durst.gif
Y3S TH1S 1S 4 #T3R3Z14PPROV3D F4CT >:]
♯ kind've a sell⨂ut. dude just wanted t⨂ chill th⨂ugh i can respect that #rip
sometimes on the weekends and by sometimes i mean all the time i can hear my grandpappy schultz having a jam sesh with the best of human james buffett so loud it starts shaking the house from his shack
or else you'll be having a bad one and won't be able to say I didn't try
Diamonds Droog.
🜏 II should drraw morre of you. Frreaky ass ♱rrolls look so fun ♱o drraw. . . ♅
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BrO if I win at fight night I’ll pOst tits On the tl :O3 #nsfw
That kinda sOunds like fun!
thats why i aint gone. no fun!
♯ #intr⨂ p⨂st. She/her. call me Del. ⨂×⨂ was in a band ⨂nce. it's dead, d⨂n't get hung up ⨂n it. s⨂l⨂ act n⨂w. 'Uncivil Servant.' lead guitar, v⨂cals. alt-r⨂ck. playin shit sets in grungy pubs. nasty vibes. least it's real. desk j⨂b in a c⨂urtbl⨂ck t⨂ pay the bills. debts catch up quick after a crash⨂ut like that. said fuck the system, ended up in it anyway. typical. dream's dead, but what can ya d⨂? beats gettin culled. n⨂, i w⨂n't j⨂in y⨂ur band. n⨂, i w⨂n't give y⨂u legal advice. n⨂t a s⨂liciterr⨂r. maybe i'll talk if y⨂u let me bum a ciggy. d⨂n't d⨂ r⨂mance. d⨂n't d⨂ c⨂mmitments. d⨂n't d⨂ safe-f⨂r-w⨂rk. fuck ⨂ff. [ https://file.garden/ad5G09f⨂F0kAW8K_/deltr⨂ll.png ]
[|87 :: How romant;c!
-=[ 0////0_☺]=-
<3-They-call-it-fight-night-because-you-fight-at-night.
Well aren't y[]u just a darlin', g[]in' and flattering me like that. G[]t me all flushed in the cheeks pumpkin.~]:-)
I can juggle ar[]und three hay bales at []nce, m[]re than en[]ugh r[][]m t[] fit ya []n there <3]:-)
Ah hell why n[]t. <3 #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.c[]m/files/ab488a788ad3.png]:-)
xX HAPPY WET BEAST WEDNESDAY!!!! X3 Xx
xx_YUP._KELP_AGAIN._i_fear_this_will_enter_my_lexicon,_xx
<And jŭst lĭkĕ thăt, / ĭt's ă nĕw nĭght. / Rĭsĕ, ŏ mŏŏnlĭght.>
☆~𖦹 Good morning. I slept on a very comfy patch of grass last night 𖦹~☆
c< tHis weed is beatiNg My ass sO fucKiNg Hard brOsKies >c
uuhy. uuhy uuould you liken nne to a vessel for fruit. i ann clearly a fish basket. #vaguepost
-=[ shrimps are so good at frying rice !! :-)_☺]=-
-=[ can i say something controversial :-) ???_☺]=-
-=[ toxic yuri is awesome but toxic yaoi is kind of mid because men are just like that_☺]=-
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა hello! hi! ⁀people⁀on⁀here⁀are⁀so⁀nice! i⁀am⁀so⁀hoppy⁀to⁀be⁀here!
[ I am not usssually one. For illicit sssubssstancesss. But ssseeing asss. It would enrage my lusssusss. I may consssider it. Jussst for today. ]
pinch my sniff nub shut and hold the back of my head down if i try to look at you my eyes will just roll back as i lose focus even when struggling i’d be grinding on my heel like a vapid whore #nsfwe i’m in a “pleasethroatfuckme” mood
i am l00ki|\|g at y0u
∻👁️w👁️∻
forgive me / i want attention
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I CAN'T SCROLL THROUGH GOLDBLOOD CHITTR WITHOUT UNSHEATHING. :o/ #nsfw
vvote me for earth c council leader and ill grant evvery one a my constituents a wwench for evvery fuckin finger
[|87 :: We love v;olence and we hate corporat;ons. Th;s s;te ;s f;lled w;th pred;ctable creatures.
a statment I can get behind...that's fer certain... #hateposting #ACAB(AllCorporationsAreBastards)
[|87 :: 1 have some n;tro glycer;n ;n the back, wh;ch one we blow;n up?
where and when, babe?
:33< how romeowntic!
>> we11, ¡ can't ડay ¡'m not ¡ntr¡gued...
not being able to breathe . . . #need wether i’m choking around something or if my air is cut off around other means it gets my pusher thumping to think about the whole thing the initial instinct to break free . . . my tap out turns into a panic as my face changes color with no sign of my permission to breathe being granted clawing does nothing, not that i would even want it to . . . the tears start to come, but not before the dizziness and blurry vision is setting in my eyes turn to that of plastic as i lose focus and i would *hate* every. fucking. second. <3< #nsfwe #violence
:33 < talk to me when mew do it more than 10 times a day :33 < then we'll be equals
>> at 1eaડt once?? woah you're crazy!! You rea11y go w¡1d huh
>[No fucking way.]<
+..h♱♱ps://i.ibb.co/9HhbcCXP/Screensho♱-20260420-083310-Spo♱ify.jpg Le♱ ♱hem moan ♱he na♱ional an♱hem..+
uh. hi i guess. i should probably make an about soon?? or wahtever. my bio is a mess already don't worry about it
https://file.garden/adcguSe89QhXpeAz/Cookin/breakfastofthedayjpg Breakfast time~ Rice is always nice to munch on before a long day, spiced it up with a little leftover moobeast gravy
:33< just thinking about #girlbulge... again again again :33< why the furk is it so pawsome??? :33< #nsfw
id say im pawsitively excited to be on here, but i think id just be lying. >;3c
:33< meow!
>> why do pp1 keep ડhow¡ng up dead around your h¡ve?? what are they gett¡ng themડe1veડ ¡nto?? /gen /not-accuડatory
>> maybe put up ડome 1¡ke, b¡g draw¡ngડ 1¡ke ⚠️☠️⚡⚰️🩸
Ɏ even if the experience wa-a-as a-a-a bit ha-a-arrowing i did enjoy ha-a-anging out i think minus the insa-a-anity of being so ba-a-ad a-a-at grolf Ɏ
>> ¡'m ડorry you're fee1¡ng 1one1y :((
Oh absollutelly!! They are lloviing iit!! =:D
Been a lliittlle busy wiith my pllants and books as well as some other thiings, haven’t been ablle to post. Hahaha.
<Sŏmĕtĭmĕs ĭ>
"= yeah ="
yeah all the time when i
>[Uzzzually once I realizzze the zzzun izzz zzzetting and I haven't zzzlept yet.]<
:33 < hahaha!!! but my aim is getting better!
Rose Hates It When I #deviledeggpost But I Cannot Resist. I Think About Deviled Eggs More Than I Think About #suggestive And Otherwise #nsfw Content.
>[Coyotezzz and barkbeazzztzzz are the zzzame thing right? I do not want to be barkbeazzzt racizzzt, becauzzze then I will have to tell barkmom and zzzhe'll kick my azzz.]<
YO, Its amazIng we all came Out OFF gOlFFnIght wIth all OFF Our lImbs stIll attached lOl
>[Poor Valeri never zzztood a chance.]<
>[Ωh and probably don't pozzzt about your horrifically embarazzzing rejection in a public zzzpace where everyone can zzzee it and pity you into the fucking ground.]<
>[Remember grubzzz, you can't get rejected by anyone if you don't azzzk them out in the firzzzt place. That'zzz why I've never had to deal with rejection. Internalizzze the zzzhit out of thozzze feelingzzz. Either they die or you do.]<
It's #scaryevilsunday. Tell your friends!
It'd get rid of all the bacteria in your body, that's for sure. You probably wouldn't be alive afterwards though. Or, if you were alive, able to digest anything.
Probably bad! Pickling is a process of lowering the Ph levels using mild acids and salt. It'd pull all the water out of you and more!
>[Zzzcrunchful.]<
>[I did do it once before though zzzo like. Experience.]<
>[I zzzhould inform you that my lazzzt pozzzt wazzz a joke. Arc Eye izzz no joke. Don't blind yourzzzelf for a zzztupid bit unlezzzzzz it'zzz really funny.]<
>[Aw yeah baby I'm getting #nzzzfw today. Welding without my gogglezzz on.]<
Ah. I Look Outside And The Sun Is Beginning To Set Already. That Is... Probably Not A Good Sign.
>[I'm awake again. What kind of day izzz Zzzunday are we thinking? Thizzz will determine the rezzzt of my night.]<
>[Glad to be alive and alzzzo in the vicinity of multiple cute people.]<
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IFF I helps, I can get sOme ecO-FFrIendlY paInt that's easY tO wash awaY, YO! I just gOtta hIt up sOme clOwns FFOr It lOl
>[Well zzzee there'zzz a problem with that firzzzt identifying factor which izzz turning dark green can mean a few thingzzz for me zzzo I think I'm fucked if it wazzzn't fine.]<
>[@bleakBleater @mandatoryDrowning @grindingArtizzztry Let'zzz hit the courzzze again zzzometime zzzoon becauzzze I had a lot of fun even if a chunk of it wazzz at the expenzzze of the rezzzt of you.]<
>[Whoever made the Kurbee'zzz Dream Land courzzze though I hope you get culled.]<
>[Grub-golf izzz a lot like life. Zzzometimezzz you laugh. Zzzometimezzz you zzzcream. Zzzometimezzz you get zzzo mad you clobber the attendant half-to-death with the driver. It really izzz juzzzt life.]<
>[I am the fucking bezzzt at grub-golf.]<
>[@grindingArtizzztry @mandatoryDrowning @bleakBleater I'm on the way now zzzorry for wanting the game to be fair for everyone who izzzn't cybernetically enhanced.]<
I lived 8itch
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHO WANT THEY MUTHAHAFUCKING NOOK ATE. :o? #nsfw
>[I got zzzo much good zzzcrap from thizzz trip by the way. Great place to dredge up garbage. It'zzz alzzzo helping the environment when you do it. Very zzzwagular.]<
c< bOg HOurs? i respect it >c
oh wow a *lot* more people than i excepted wanted to be bred by me >~< #nsfw
xx_OKAY_maybe_chchow_should_not_have_kissed_☝️_#regret_#iuvmyfriends_xx
@ghastlyCourier https://i.imgur.com/ApK3Iic.png
It's always nice when I get to make something like fireworks for my CLIENTS. I keep getting the unhinged ones looking for a chemist to make explosives and it's kind of DRAINING.
I'm Going To Get Myself A Sun Lamp And A Heat Rock Because I Heard The Coldblooded Creatures On The Human Planets Like Them.
# Hey there ¢hittr! How'$ it going? #
✿f c✿urse! ☘︎ l✿ve nature and all ☘︎t's g☘︎fts. ☘︎t's part☘︎ally why ☘︎ d✿n't l☘︎ve anywhere near a stemcluster.. ☘︎'m happy w☘︎th my h✿me ☘︎n the w✿✿ds! :)
Hell✿ hell✿! The garden ☘︎s gr✿w☘︎ng well t✿day, ☘︎ planted s✿me new fl✿wers ☘︎n a few separate p✿ts t✿ see h✿w they d✿! ☘︎ h✿pe t✿ add them ☘︎nt✿ the actual garden ✿ne day. :) H✿w are we all d✿☘︎ng? G✿✿d, ☘︎ h✿pe! ☘︎f y✿u're d✿☘︎ng bad, ☘︎ send y✿u s✿me d☘︎g☘︎tal fl✿wers thr✿ugh the screen! ⋆˚✿˖°
im keeping this dress it is so lovely.
Sometimes I wonder why I spend my money on THESE. Just a tip for others, the fleshlights you can buy online aren't worth the PRICE! #nsfw https://file.garden/aeE4hfGxABo1ErBx/ToluenFleshlight.png
hornypostings o<3r som3on3 just told m3 i should g3t a jooooob not gonna stand on that kinda insult, i got a job, its b3ing hot as fuck!
Lost in the sauce? no. I'm drowning. please help.
Purplebloods This, Purplebloods That, While The Rest Of you motherfuckers Are No Less Freaky In your Own Ways From What I've Seen. Not Everyone, But Definitely Some Of you.
Sneeze 0n his dick sunday #nsfw
<*măkĕs ă săd trŏmbŏnĕ / nŏĭsĕ bŭt ŏn ă / slĭdĕ whĭstlĕ*>
𖠰Coworker walked by, took one look at me, said "mucking it in the slop!" and walked away. Thanks, I guess.
YO, that purple stuFFFF I chugged at that shIndIg gOt mY tum all rumblY and sad, sO FFOr #selFFcaresaturdaY , we takIng It easY wIth slOw jams and leaFFjuIce. Need cOOl peeps tO cOme up In mY hIve just sO we can all #vIbe sOme tIme, YO
ʚ•ɞ Kissing w•men wh• arent in my quadrants call that um. um. I d•nt kn•w hehe >-< #selfcaresaturday ʚ•ɞ
girls who dont wash their hands
The Only Cool Seadweller Has Arrived.
"= cool mask ="
>[Thankzzz babe I'll take like one or two.]<
X Guys…guys I feel like shit It’s almost as if doing drugs and drinking constantly makes you feel like shit in the evening #substance x
i'm gonna play gvi+ar a+ 5 in +he mornin
>> what k¡nda concoct¡onડ do you have on the roડter?
WHO W4NTS TH31R OWN COM1C STR1P L1K3 TH3 ON3 1 M4D3 D4V3? COM3 ON TH1S 1S 4N OFF3R F3W C4N R3FUS3 >;]
>>| feels like .a blessing have .almost no clients .on the job. .and .i'm .almost finished my shift. just .one more hour .and .i'm .out. .i want to crack the server .once .again.
