♦ pitied by @mandatoryDrowning
>> why do pp1 keep ડhow¡ng up dead around your h¡ve?? what are they gett¡ng themડe1veડ ¡nto?? /gen /not-accuડatory
[ ⋅] The uncouth are easily dispersed.
Ɏ just thought of wha-a-at it would be like if i ha-a-ad a-a-an evil clone a-a-and it ma-a-ade me so sca-a-ared my stoma-a-ach sta-a-arted hurting #fea-a-arposting #evilclone #ihopeitneverha-a-appens Ɏ
Ɏ plea-a-aa-a-ase dont sca-a-are me like this they're delightful crea-a-atures Ɏ
"= yeah ="
Ɏ a-a-all the time!! often i will sit with my flock of blea-a-atbea-a-asts a-a-and ha-a-ave no thoughts wha-a-atsoever Ɏ
♡♤♢♧ BIG ♡LDER FLEET GUY TH♤T DEVEL♡PS ♤ F♤SCIN♤TI♡N WITH ME ♤ND D♡ESNT LET ♤NY♡NE T♤LK B♤DLY ♤B♡UT ME WHEN WHEN WHEN WHEN ♡♤♢♧
Ɏ i a-a-am so wea-a-ak a-a-and feeble #gluttony #cluckbea-a-ast-mea-a-al Ɏ
^it never ends with the high bloods on this fucking site> ^-signed a 'warmblood' LMAO>
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ There's a lotta interesting trolls on the platform. A lot of them you could ask if you could fuck them up and they'd probably beg for it. #nsfwish ]
Ɏ a-a-a regula-a-arly upda-a-ated list of the biggest things i a-a-am a-a-afra-a-aid of (so tha-a-at you know not to post them a-a-at me) #fea-a-ars #phobia-a-as #sca-a-ary: Ca-a-ata-a-aclysmic world-ending events, especia-a-ally involving meteors. Spiders. Being culled. Being chopped up into little tiny bits. Fera-a-al woofbea-a-asts. The ocea-a-an. Fa-a-ailure. Being a-a-alone. Being crowded. Murderclowns. Ra-a-ainbow drinkers. Disea-a-ases. Medicullers. Needles. Public spea-a-aking. Ba-a-ad luck. Heights. Judgement. Blood. Grub Golf. Ɏ
Ɏ a-a-admittedly it wa-a-as more fun tha-a-an the grolfing wa-a-as Ɏ
Ɏ you took pictures instea-a-ad of helping out me out the muck?? the mire?? the bog?? ooouuuggghfhhfhfewh Ɏ
>[I am back and critically dehydrated which izzz probably @mandatoryDrowning'zzz fault zzzomehow. You and your bog zzzludge.]<
thank u. finaly some1 listen 2 me -from the office of ace dick detective agency
Shocked to find myself agreeing with @dickAce on anything, but Yes: perhaps we Should be considering that instead of engaging in Public Mockery of an Already Hurt Young Woman.
how about instead of solvin da case of da drunk floozy lets solve da case of why a young wummin was so despirate and starved for kindness she tried to find it in cronus fuckin ampora eh? how about we be a little feminist tonite? u ppl make me sick sometimes. -from the office of ace dick detective agency
https://file.garden/aeOMvmIuTArjgbHp/acefumble.png postin dis outta solidarity. aint nobody perfect in dis life -from the office of ace dick detective agency
K--<RYPITE IS CLOWNING ON ME!?!?!?!? RYPITE!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??! RYPITE KOLDAN IS CLOWNING ON ME NOW?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
K--<***TROLLIMEDE!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!***
X Everybody’s a gangster until I ask them of they wanna take the most notorious psychedelic in the galaxy with me then it’s all “are you fucking insane? No!!” #substance x
>+. HGHGHHH. EMPLOYMENT. NO DEATHS ON THE DANCE FLOOR; DAY 1 .+<
Ɏ i could fa-a-ail a-a-at orga-a-an too??? i ca-a-ant ta-a-ake this Ɏ
Ɏ holy fucking da-a-amn i'm sorry i'm so a-a-awful a-a-at grub-golf i'm sorry i've never been good a-a-at a-a-anything i'll nbever pla-a-ay ga-a-ames a-a-aga-a-ain they're going to cull me for this Ɏ
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>[Recalibrated my arm and accidentally threw my zzzcryPhone. Hit the wall pretty hard. Zzztill workzzz clearly but I think the camera got all fucked up. Life izzz a dizzzazzzter.]<
my plan for tOnIght? drink a fUckloAd of sOdAs. pEoplE kEEp tEllIn me im slEepIn on this shit. no fUckIn way any of it's bEttEr than my UsuAls but it's worth a shot. i gUEss.
i SHOULD CALL HER,
Ɏ heyyyy uhm i'm gonna-a-a ta-a-ake a-a-a quick recoupera-a-ating na-a-ap ca-a-an you folks plea-a-ase wa-a-atch my limited edition fire-a-a-and-brimstone sca-a-alema-a-ate while i'm gone? tha-a-anks in a-a-adva-a-ance Ɏ Ɏ #sca-a-alema-a-ate #plushie #plea-a-asebenicetohim Ɏ Ɏ https://file.ga-a-arden/a-a-ad5G09foF0kA-A-AW8K_/limitededitionsca-a-alema-a-ate.gif Ɏ
▲yknow i was really hoping when i went to sleep last night i wouldn't be waking up but here we fucking are▼
♡♤♢♧ MY WEB SITE IS ♤WES♡ME ♤ND IT IS N♡T P♤THETIC ♤ND L♤ME ♤T ♤LL ♡K♤Y? ♡♤♢♧
fucks sake. nOow i gOotta dOo sOome bullshit delivery fOor twOo peOople. bOoring.
>[ 10 "sleep" is a scam 20 as if i want to spend 8+ hours in an ill-conscious hallucinatory cadav-rous rigormophic state ev-ry s-ngle day?! 30 and my body won't even let me most times anyway! ];
>[How poizzzonouzzz are thezzze concoctionzzz?]<
wvvvwhat is pitiful about going on a hike wvvvwith my puppy?
@ i may have had a bit of a "moment" leading into last morning. we will not speak of it. @