♦ pitied by @mandatoryDrowning
Ɏ i ca-a-an't prove it but i KNOW @ma-a-anda-a-atoryDrowning chea-a-ats a-a-at troll scra-a-abble. i know she's counting tiles. she knows wha-a-at letters i ha-a-ave. they'd throw you out of the wordsino for doing tha-a-at Ɏ
Being a transgender female with a breeding kink has to be considered a fate worse than death. #nsfw.
X reminder I have the ruler marked off at 11” #nsfw x
>[Ωkay Latranzz got her fatazzzz up off of me, I am gonna get zzome breakfazzt, zztop encouraging hot girlzz, and zztop flirting with a fucked up hate-ghozzt or whatever that guy izz. Mama needzz brekkie.]<
i would do unspeakable things to obtain @mandatorydrowning's sweaty sports bra ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
in victorian alternia, a warmblood was not allowed to look directly at HIC, due to a WIDESPREAD BELIEF that the oppressed had the ability to STEAL THOUGHTS.
They wouldn't be dry though. So, I think they still would?
Bro.
Ɏ cha-a-alci out here wringing tha-a-at shit out Ɏ
big #teamchud announcement today. no we will not be disbanding
3> Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. <3
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what if we dont have pals
you might be on to something.
(°. d𖦹 all highbl𖦹𖦹ds feed like that .°)
wtf even is that cannued tuna and mini hotdogs?
i KNOW what lubricant is i meant what was that other thing the sphere thing
what is that
Its called regretti spaghetti and it leaves you miserable no matter the indescribable flavor
Ɏ 👎 Ɏ
don'T like this one
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iiiii thinK im good actually thanKZ though
Ɏ cha-a-alci this is not lunch did you even ta-a-ake the da-a-airy squa-a-ares out of their pa-a-acka-a-aging Ɏ
c< #yearNiNg rN.... i wisH i Had sOMeONe 2 HOld ON My restslab.... >c
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Got a fat ass and nice tits, but at what cost? (Back pain)
Hmmm.. #y3arning onc3 again
Iwouldbeconfused about being outside of #mypod
xX WXAHH THATS SX CXX/!!! ITS SPIKEY!!! WXWXW!!! GNAR/Y!!! Xx
SIGH, if i had a bulge i vwould post it btwv, just outta spite. #nsfwv
Thi$ I$ The Oppo$ite Of @ Decon$tructed $@ndwich. Thi$ I$ @ Precon$tructed $@ndwich.
to omuch. chop.
🜏 ♱hey don'♱ even make ♱ubes biig enough ferr me </33333 ♅
₍^. .^₎⟆ What !f ! recycle R!GHT NOW?꠹
(◕ ᴥ ◕) gyummm (⊙ ᴥ ⊙) fraimi guwants some…
Also I was saying I don't respect you guys. Not that I wouldn't talk about horny shit. Duh. It's called being a hypocrite on purpose.
૮ ․ ․ ྀིა when will someone pick me up and pail me?! #nsfw Ი𐑼
(Listen is it wrong to want to be grabbed by my hair and fucking used? Is that so wrong! #nsfw)<
Ɏ no no no no no no no no no no Ɏ
Ɏ the flock. #myblea-a-atbea-a-asts [ https://file.ga-a-arden/a-a-ad5G09foF0kA-A-AW8K_/blea-a-atbea-a-asts.png ] Ɏ
fucK no something from the fucKin caverns followed me do i need to pull an outie here lads
4LR34DY H4D 1T
♯ kind've a sell⨂ut. dude just wanted t⨂ chill th⨂ugh i can respect that #rip
or else you'll be having a bad one and won't be able to say I didn't try
🜏 II should drraw morre of you. Frreaky ass ♱rrolls look so fun ♱o drraw. . . ♅
Ɏ ca-a-alls ma-a-ake me nervous but i'm ha-a-appy for your frea-a-akphone Ɏ
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-=[ okayy !! :-)_☺]=-
ᐖ PREᐖᐖY SURE THAT IZ STILL NOT ALLOWEᐖ !!1! ᐛ
thats why i aint gone. no fun!
♯ #intr⨂ p⨂st. She/her. call me Del. ⨂×⨂ was in a band ⨂nce. it's dead, d⨂n't get hung up ⨂n it. s⨂l⨂ act n⨂w. 'Uncivil Servant.' lead guitar, v⨂cals. alt-r⨂ck. playin shit sets in grungy pubs. nasty vibes. least it's real. desk j⨂b in a c⨂urtbl⨂ck t⨂ pay the bills. debts catch up quick after a crash⨂ut like that. said fuck the system, ended up in it anyway. typical. dream's dead, but what can ya d⨂? beats gettin culled. n⨂, i w⨂n't j⨂in y⨂ur band. n⨂, i w⨂n't give y⨂u legal advice. n⨂t a s⨂liciterr⨂r. maybe i'll talk if y⨂u let me bum a ciggy. d⨂n't d⨂ r⨂mance. d⨂n't d⨂ c⨂mmitments. d⨂n't d⨂ safe-f⨂r-w⨂rk. fuck ⨂ff. [ https://file.garden/ad5G09f⨂F0kAW8K_/deltr⨂ll.png ]
and m'home. le6 up, waitin' for the doC. i don't wanna have to Call outta work tomorrow, but... if it ain't let up by then, the heCk am i supposed to do?
(V)(',,')(V) https://f2.toyho℧.se/file/f2-toyho℧-se/images/118775137_YetQy6Pic1℧hsA1.jpg woops lol we try dat again ok wad℧rp hey g℧ys ro℧nd TWO
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K--<honestly i kind of wish i was warmer blooded so i could at least settle for chasers
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☆~𖦹 Good morning. I slept on a very comfy patch of grass last night 𖦹~☆
c< tHis weed is beatiNg My ass sO fucKiNg Hard brOsKies >c
Ɏ you a-a-are so! mea-a-an! to me!! Ɏ
>+. PART TWO OF GETTING HIGH; BEING MISERABLY HORNY ABOUT IT .+< #substance #nsfw
Ɏ i a-a-am soooo sleepy a-a-all the time its unrea-a-al. if i were a-a-a blea-a-atbea-a-ast i would be the first to fa-a-all to a-a-a woofbea-a-ast a-a-atta-a-ack for sure Ɏ
Ɏ it ca-a-an be a-a-a bit much Ɏ
They use a weiirdlly shaped ball and onlly kiick iit every so often. They mostlly eiither run wiith iit or throw iit. The viiollence iis on poiint though. Bashiing iinto each other.
pinch my sniff nub shut and hold the back of my head down if i try to look at you my eyes will just roll back as i lose focus even when struggling i’d be grinding on my heel like a vapid whore #nsfwe i’m in a “pleasethroatfuckme” mood
where and when, babe?
:33< how romeowntic!
not being able to breathe . . . #need wether i’m choking around something or if my air is cut off around other means it gets my pusher thumping to think about the whole thing the initial instinct to break free . . . my tap out turns into a panic as my face changes color with no sign of my permission to breathe being granted clawing does nothing, not that i would even want it to . . . the tears start to come, but not before the dizziness and blurry vision is setting in my eyes turn to that of plastic as i lose focus and i would *hate* every. fucking. second. <3< #nsfwe #violence
:33 < talk to me when mew do it more than 10 times a day :33 < then we'll be equals
>> at 1eaડt once?? woah you're crazy!! You rea11y go w¡1d huh
K--<its awesome how you can have sex and still be a virgin because the truecels hate you and the normies reject you its like ultimate femcel #nsfw
uh. hi i guess. i should probably make an about soon?? or wahtever. my bio is a mess already don't worry about it
K--<OH MY GOG
>> why do pp1 keep ડhow¡ng up dead around your h¡ve?? what are they gett¡ng themડe1veડ ¡nto?? /gen /not-accuડatory
Ɏ just thought of wha-a-at it would be like if i ha-a-ad a-a-an evil clone a-a-and it ma-a-ade me so sca-a-ared my stoma-a-ach sta-a-arted hurting #fea-a-arposting #evilclone #ihopeitneverha-a-appens Ɏ
Ɏ plea-a-aa-a-ase dont sca-a-are me like this they're delightful crea-a-atures Ɏ
"= yeah ="
Ɏ a-a-all the time!! often i will sit with my flock of blea-a-atbea-a-asts a-a-and ha-a-ave no thoughts wha-a-atsoever Ɏ
Ɏ i a-a-am so wea-a-ak a-a-and feeble #gluttony #cluckbea-a-ast-mea-a-al Ɏ
^it never ends with the high bloods on this fucking site> ^-signed a 'warmblood' LMAO>
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ There's a lotta interesting trolls on the platform. A lot of them you could ask if you could fuck them up and they'd probably beg for it. #nsfwish ]
Ɏ a-a-a regula-a-arly upda-a-ated list of the biggest things i a-a-am a-a-afra-a-aid of (so tha-a-at you know not to post them a-a-at me) #fea-a-ars #phobia-a-as #sca-a-ary: Ca-a-ata-a-aclysmic world-ending events, especia-a-ally involving meteors. Spiders. Being culled. Being chopped up into little tiny bits. Fera-a-al woofbea-a-asts. The ocea-a-an. Fa-a-ailure. Being a-a-alone. Being crowded. Murderclowns. Ra-a-ainbow drinkers. Disea-a-ases. Medicullers. Needles. Public spea-a-aking. Ba-a-ad luck. Heights. Judgement. Blood. Grub Golf. Ɏ
Ɏ a-a-admittedly it wa-a-as more fun tha-a-an the grolfing wa-a-as Ɏ
Ɏ you took pictures instea-a-ad of helping out me out the muck?? the mire?? the bog?? ooouuuggghfhhfhfewh Ɏ
>[I am back and critically dehydrated which izzz probably @mandatoryDrowning'zzz fault zzzomehow. You and your bog zzzludge.]<
thank u. finaly some1 listen 2 me -from the office of ace dick detective agency
Shocked to find myself agreeing with @dickAce on anything, but Yes: perhaps we Should be considering that instead of engaging in Public Mockery of an Already Hurt Young Woman.
how about instead of solvin da case of da drunk floozy lets solve da case of why a young wummin was so despirate and starved for kindness she tried to find it in cronus fuckin ampora eh? how about we be a little feminist tonite? u ppl make me sick sometimes. -from the office of ace dick detective agency
https://file.garden/aeOMvmIuTArjgbHp/acefumble.png postin dis outta solidarity. aint nobody perfect in dis life -from the office of ace dick detective agency
K--<RYPITE IS CLOWNING ON ME!?!?!?!? RYPITE!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??! RYPITE KOLDAN IS CLOWNING ON ME NOW?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
aye baby its ok da amporas dont like me none neither -from the office of ace dick detective agency
K--<***TROLLIMEDE!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!***
X Everybody’s a gangster until I ask them of they wanna take the most notorious psychedelic in the galaxy with me then it’s all “are you fucking insane? No!!” #substance x
>+. HGHGHHH. EMPLOYMENT. NO DEATHS ON THE DANCE FLOOR; DAY 1 .+<
Ɏ i could fa-a-ail a-a-at orga-a-an too??? i ca-a-ant ta-a-ake this Ɏ
Ɏ i'm soerryu Ɏ
Ɏ holy fucking da-a-amn i'm sorry i'm so a-a-awful a-a-at grub-golf i'm sorry i've never been good a-a-at a-a-anything i'll nbever pla-a-ay ga-a-ames a-a-aga-a-ain they're going to cull me for this Ɏ
>[You know azzz zzzweet azzz he lookzzz I've never zzzeen zzzomeone zzzo cute crazzzh out azzz hard azzz Valeri juzzzt did.]<
Ɏ a-a-aa-a-aoa-a-aoougugghhnhjhgh8h Ɏ
>[Recalibrated my arm and accidentally threw my zzzcryPhone. Hit the wall pretty hard. Zzztill workzzz clearly but I think the camera got all fucked up. Life izzz a dizzzazzzter.]<
my plan for tOnIght? drink a fUckloAd of sOdAs. pEoplE kEEp tEllIn me im slEepIn on this shit. no fUckIn way any of it's bEttEr than my UsuAls but it's worth a shot. i gUEss.
can i borow some mony pls man i lost it to a big rat it ate all my spundulicks -from the office of ace dick detective agency
i SHOULD CALL HER,
Ɏ heyyyy uhm i'm gonna-a-a ta-a-ake a-a-a quick recoupera-a-ating na-a-ap ca-a-an you folks plea-a-ase wa-a-atch my limited edition fire-a-a-and-brimstone sca-a-alema-a-ate while i'm gone? tha-a-anks in a-a-adva-a-ance Ɏ Ɏ #sca-a-alema-a-ate #plushie #plea-a-asebenicetohim Ɏ Ɏ https://file.ga-a-arden/a-a-ad5G09foF0kA-A-AW8K_/limitededitionsca-a-alema-a-ate.gif Ɏ
▲yknow i was really hoping when i went to sleep last night i wouldn't be waking up but here we fucking are▼
>[ 10 "sleep" is a scam 20 as if i want to spend 8+ hours in an ill-conscious hallucinatory cadav-rous rigormophic state ev-ry s-ngle day?! 30 and my body won't even let me most times anyway! ];
>[How poizzzonouzzz are thezzze concoctionzzz?]<
>> oh no, poor th¡ng :((
K--<missing my palefling again
@ i may have had a bit of a "moment" leading into last morning. we will not speak of it. @