Chalci
@mandatoryDrowning
∻I'm n☢t here to have fun. I'm here t☢ tell you t☢ stay ☢ut ☢f my ☢cean and t☢ st☢p dumping trash in it. Als☢ fuck y☢u. Like. In general. Yes my quads are ☢pen.∻
∻Having kelp in kelpmilk f☢r breakfast. #masticati☢nm☢nday∻
∻I d☢n't kn☢w h☢w y☢u measure n☢ise in inches. But I enj☢y it. https://☢pen.sp☢tify.c☢m/track/2brRKInIh1aJ2r0dcZtNzm?si=bIs7w10bRiiKJAcDAF☢WzQ∻
∻Just w☢ke up and f☢und s☢me guy face d☢wn in my waters. Again. I'll leave the b☢dy ☢n the c☢ast if y☢u want it. St☢p c☢ming ar☢und my place and drinking the sludge.∻
>> why do pp1 keep ડhow¡ng up dead around your h¡ve?? what are they gett¡ng themડe1veડ ¡nto?? /gen /not-accuડatory
∻Air can be hard t☢ breath and the water's fucked. I put signs up telling pe☢ple t☢ stay the fuck ☢ut s☢ I guess illiteracy and ign☢rance are the villains here.∻
∻It's a melanch☢lic kind ☢f night ☢n my 'b☢g'. I supp☢se having pe☢ple ar☢und the ☢ther night made me realize h☢w l☢nely this sludgeheap is usually.∻
OPTIONZ:⁖ ENZNARE ZOULZ IN A CRYZTAL BALL, RAIZE THE DEAD, CONJURE FRIEND ATRONACH
Ɏ even if the experience wa-a-as a-a-a bit ha-a-arrowing i did enjoy ha-a-anging out i think minus the insa-a-anity of being so ba-a-ad a-a-at grolf Ɏ
>> ¡'m ડorry you're fee1¡ng 1one1y :((
∻N☢ matter h☢w y☢u shake it y☢u g☢tta j☢stle it s☢meh☢w. #selfsucksunday∻
∻Vibing t☢ s☢me dirty tunes while d☢ing s☢me dirty w☢rk. https://☢pen.sp☢tify.c☢m/track/3Ip04l0qehmtnTNlplcTix?si=m☢IxgnJZRVeSnIUlVhJCxQ∻
∻D☢es any☢ne else space ☢ut and∻
Ɏ a-a-all the time!! often i will sit with my flock of blea-a-atbea-a-asts a-a-and ha-a-ave no thoughts wha-a-atsoever Ɏ
>[Uzzzually once I realizzze the zzzun izzz zzzetting and I haven't zzzlept yet.]<
∻Aren't they infam☢us f☢r eating pe☢ple that pass ☢ut in the middle ☢f the fl☢ck and leaving n☢thing but the teeth and h☢rns behind?∻
Ɏ wha-a-at? no. no tha-a-at's not true, they're a-a-actua-a-ally very gentle if they trust you (which they do) (they trust me). they don't a-a-actua-a-ally ea-a-at people like tha-a-at ma-a-aybe they bunt them or nibble them. they don't. they don't. Ɏ
∻I'm really sure I read that in an article backed up by facts s☢mewhere. Better be careful bud.∻
From experience my lusus just craved scaling cliff faces looking for minerals to consume instead.
Ɏ plea-a-aa-a-ase dont sca-a-are me like this they're delightful crea-a-atures Ɏ
∻Made kelpballs f☢r dinner #selfsucksunday #☢rwhatever #y☢uguyskeepinventingnewdays∻
>[Why would it be called that for eating kelpballzzz Chalci what are you talking about??]<
∻Really h☢t take here but maybe s☢me ☢f y☢u sh☢uld think m☢re ab☢ut what y☢u're p☢sting bef☢re y☢u hit send. It saves a l☢t ☢f embarrassment f☢r a l☢t ☢f parties. But als☢ d☢n't. It's funny as fuck.∻
∻I was scraping sludge what the fuck is happening?∻
∻F☢rg☢t t☢ p☢st this last night because I was t☢☢ busy cleaning graffiti ☢ff my place. The g☢lf tragedy. @bleakBleater @lethargicMechanist @grindingArtistry #g☢lfnight #selfcaresaturday #wailingl☢wbl☢☢d https://file.garden/ad5G09f☢F0kAW8K_/tr☢llsg☢lf2.png∻
>[Poor Valeri never zzztood a chance.]<
YO, Its amazIng we all came Out OFF gOlFFnIght wIth all OFF Our lImbs stIll attached lOl
Ɏ you took pictures instea-a-ad of helping out me out the muck?? the mire?? the bog?? ooouuuggghfhhfhfewh Ɏ
Ɏ a-a-admittedly it wa-a-as more fun tha-a-an the grolfing wa-a-as Ɏ
∻I never fumbled any☢ne, thanks t☢ my ability t☢ push pe☢ple away when I gr☢w t☢☢ cl☢se. I g☢t a l☢t ☢f life hacks like that.∻
"= you'd hate my main trait. which responds to that kind of thing. with constant reaction and delving into it. at least if i am attached. ="
∻I've accidentally inhaled t☢xic sludge that made me ch☢ke less than that flirtati☢n attempt.∻
∻I d☢n't really kn☢w what an amph☢ra is but even I feel like fumbling ☢ne is kind ☢f pathetic.∻
∻Wh☢ up playing with they bug∻
∻What w☢uld it feel like t☢ be pickled?∻
I never considered myself thinking about this until today. Now I wonder this as well...
@pulchritudePowerhouse ping one of da pixel inspectors i dont no wat his name is on here -from the office of ace dick detective agency
Probably bad! Pickling is a process of lowering the Ph levels using mild acids and salt. It'd pull all the water out of you and more!
It'd get rid of all the bacteria in your body, that's for sure. You probably wouldn't be alive afterwards though. Or, if you were alive, able to digest anything.
@inspectingPickles @fondlyRegarding Alright I choose you two give us the lowdown on bein' pickled
Pickled? I presume you mean deeply intoxicated and not just being myself (though I suppose that venn diagram becomes something of a circle). It's exceedingly freeing, and provides me the time I need to get out of my own head--literally often. However the heavy body and headaches endured once you settle back down with the start of sobriety again is sometimes not worth the euphoria.
Ah, I'd say something similar to my counterpart here. But being Pickled in my personal experience is a bit woozy, spinny, and involves some nausea usually in the morning after. That's why I've got my hangover cure down to a science!
∻Guys be ☢n the l☢☢k☢ut. I think I accidentally dr☢pped my vial ☢f juice that makes y☢u spit up y☢ur liver s☢mewhere.∻
𝑰𝒇 𝑰 𝒎𝒂𝒚 𝒂𝒔𝒌, 𝒘𝒉𝒚 𝒅𝒐 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝒔𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒂 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒆?
∻In case s☢me☢ne needs their liver checked ☢ut. ☢r I want t☢ pull a prank.∻
∻Hitting the slime. It's evil Sunday t☢m☢rr☢w ☢r whatever s☢ if I catch any ☢f y☢u cretins p☢lluting my waters I'm dragging y☢u d☢wn int☢ it and ch☢king y☢u ☢ut in y☢ur ☢wn filth. Plat☢nically.∻
∻@grindingArtistry @bleakBleater @lethargicMechanist Y☢u guys sh☢uld be fine after hanging ☢ut at my place f☢r a c☢uple h☢urs but if y☢u guys start turning dark green, c☢ughing up bl☢☢d ☢r having acute ☢rgan failure hit me up.∻
>[Well zzzee there'zzz a problem with that firzzzt identifying factor which izzz turning dark green can mean a few thingzzz for me zzzo I think I'm fucked if it wazzzn't fine.]<
Ɏ i could fa-a-ail a-a-at orga-a-an too??? i ca-a-ant ta-a-ake this Ɏ
meh whatevs. Ill walk It OFFFF ezpz, YO
∻G☢☢d game guys. Except f☢r Valeri.∻