Sabine Calque
@technicullDifficulty
he/him. competitive gamer, rules lawyer, cute clothes enthusiast. league is the casual game.
You are SABINE CALQUE, and you have been informed on several occasions that you do not look like somebody who should care this much about FRAME DATA. This is an incorrect assessment. You are a TEALBLOOD, and a COMPETITIVE GAMURDERER, and GORENAMENT REGULAR. You are a devoted caretaker of videogames whose playerbases could comfortably fit inside a moderately sized restaurant. The newer and more popular a game becomes, the less interesting you tend to find it. Too many balance patches. Too many developers interfering. Too many people confidently discussing mechanics that were solved years ago. You are a genuine NECROMANCER of LOST MEDIA. Abandoned fighters, dead strategy games, fan-maintained servers. Competitive formats held together by community rulings, ancient forum posts, and the personal grudges of twelve people who have all known each other for far too long. You only have one flaw. You also play LEAGUE OF LEGENDS. Casually. This statement has upset people before. You are perfectly willing to teach beginners. You are patient, encouraging, and genuinely enjoy watching someone improve. On the other hand, anyone presenting themselves as an expert has voluntarily surrendered the right to mercy. You remember patch notes. You remember tournament rulings. You remember exactly what you said three sweeps ago when everyone insisted a particular interaction worked differently. You were right then, too. Outside of competition, you enjoy soft clothing, skirts, oversized sweaters, accessories, and generally looking however you please. Apparently, some people find this incompatible with being a man or with spending six consecutive hours arguing over optimal positioning in a videogame. You have found no such incompatibility. Your name is SABINE CALQUE. Your pronouns are HE/HIM. And somebody on the internet is currently wrong about a matchup. Designed by @deathlessDeadwood https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/05fa09015605.png
♡> there's some fakers out there. 3:
C:/Users/%adeptIngenuity%/u notic3d too. im gonna inv3stigat3_if u want to join m3_F:/Downloads
♡> always!!!! this hoodie isn't enough of you!
♡> https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/256c5ad7f543.png ♡> https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/22f05f09d865.png ♡> ditzy and i! got us added to this small indie title as npcs. :3 ♡> @adeptingenuity
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♡> your horns are too difficult to make work in 16X16! lol.
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what does any of this have 2 do with tabbycats??? 🐈 🤨
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M3ss@g3 Lo@ding… ~~~~ Fin@lly dying? ~~~~ M3ss@g3 R3ci3v3d
M3ss@g3 Lo@ding… ~~~~ D@mn. H3r3 I w@s r3@dy to c3l3br@t3 ~~~~ M3ss@g3 R3ci3v3d
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just scrOll On chIIttr n that’ll cure ur bOredOm rIIght up!!
M3ss@g3 Lo@ding… ~~~~ Sucks 4 u, lol ~~~~ M3ss@g3 R3ci3v3d
♡> bumper stick on my scuttlebuggy that says "my other record is a 5.51" signed by rodd todgers.
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♡> i try not looking at him at all. #yuck
♡> unlike my ditzy. heh...
♡> sure, over. maybe don't talk about that on public channels! #nsfw #joke #teasing
♡> talking to my hisscord mods like ♡> 'dont worry chitin daddylusus is here' ♡> then banning them lol ♡> #suggestive?
♡> finally! finished with a weekend tourney. ♡> 3: only got second place. but i've got no johns. ♡> just someone better than me i guess.
✧જ⁀ Just because youre not first doesnt mean youre last! You showed effort and thats all anybody can ask!!! Strive and Strife!!! You can do it!!! =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
♡> awfully positive outlook #1 special
✧જ⁀ Were all on the same team!!! If ♯1 person is last then everyone is last!!! If ♯1 person is first then everyone is first!!! =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
♡> lost a stream donor because i got a matesprit. ♡> apparently he thinks i'm cheating on him! loooooool. ♡> :3 ditzy is just peak.
OOoo I get yoo... I'm shoore this will happen too me when I get a matesprit. Peoople are weird these days...
♡> good luck! i'm going to send a clawed9 sponsored drone to their hive. #violence
♡> computah ♡> make ditera have a good day
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♡> sure! :3 dealer's choice. i don't know co op games that well.
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♡> sure is that on scheme or gog?
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♡> you want me on you? #suggestive
♡> going out to sulfora!
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♡> gee sabine, i hear you ask, how do you stay shaped like that despite your diet of flavor disclettes, heat danishes, and accelerant drinks? ♡> the answer is that i actually work out a lot. i just don't post gym selfies because watching me sweat on a treadmill is significantly less interesting than watching me shave .04 seconds off a dead game. ♡> five lights a week minimum. 30-45 minutes of cardio, usually incline treadmill or stationary bike because i can watch vods while i'm doing it. then i rotate legs/core and upper body. squats, split squats, hip thrusts, leg curls, calf raises, planks, hanging leg raises, rows, pullups, presses. nothing particularly eXotic. ♡> i keep the weight moderate and do higher reps because i'm not trying to become a fucking refrigerator. i want endurance, decent strength, and for my clothes to continue fitting the way i bought them. ♡> i also stretch basically every light. hips, hamstrings, shoulders, wrists especially. competitive gaming is an incredibly stupid hobby where you can injure yourself by sitting incorrectly for twelve hours, so wrist eXercises and forearm work are non-negotiable. i've got grip trainers at my desk and i do little mobility sets between attempts when i'm being responsible. ♡> the other part nobody sees is that clawed9 has actual conditioning requirements. turns out sponsors become annoyed if their professional gamer develops the cardiovascular capacity of a damp napkin. so twice a week i get bullied through actual structured training with sprints, resistance work, reaction drills, and some horrible little agility ladder that i maintain is completely unrelated to my ability to play videogames. ♡> and before somebody asks: no. they aren't specialty protein disclettes. my nutrition is fucking terrible. eXercise doesn't magically turn these things into veggies and minerals. i just have the discipline to train constantly. ♡> just no discipline to cook myself a real meal. ♡> different skill trees! <3 :3
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♡> :3
♡> you want me to upload them to chittr?
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♡> early access, huh? i mean. i do like you. so maaaaaaybe i can spare you the tedium of waiting!
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♡> cutest to ever do it.
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♡> https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b24b507762bb.png ♡> oh yeah? check this out.
♡> whenever you want. ;3
♡> tried cupstacking for no particular reason. i suck at it!
♡> :3 hey chittr ♡> waaaaatcha doooooin?
noth:ng really. bored az fuck. the feed haz noth:ng :nterezt:ng e:ther.