Sabine Calque
@technicullDifficulty
he/him. competitive gamer, rules lawyer, cute clothes enthusiast. league is the casual game.
♡> there's some fakers out there. 3:
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♡> https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/256c5ad7f543.png ♡> https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/22f05f09d865.png ♡> ditzy and i! got us added to this small indie title as npcs. :3 ♡> @adeptingenuity
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♡> bumper stick on my scuttlebuggy that says "my other record is a 5.51" signed by rodd todgers.
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♡> sure, over. maybe don't talk about that on public channels! #nsfw #joke #teasing
♡> talking to my hisscord mods like ♡> 'dont worry chitin daddylusus is here' ♡> then banning them lol ♡> #suggestive?
♡> finally! finished with a weekend tourney. ♡> 3: only got second place. but i've got no johns. ♡> just someone better than me i guess.
♡> lost a stream donor because i got a matesprit. ♡> apparently he thinks i'm cheating on him! loooooool. ♡> :3 ditzy is just peak.
OOoo I get yoo... I'm shoore this will happen too me when I get a matesprit. Peoople are weird these days...
♡> good luck! i'm going to send a clawed9 sponsored drone to their hive. #violence
♡> computah ♡> make ditera have a good day
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♡> going out to sulfora!
♡> gee sabine, i hear you ask, how do you stay shaped like that despite your diet of flavor disclettes, heat danishes, and accelerant drinks? ♡> the answer is that i actually work out a lot. i just don't post gym selfies because watching me sweat on a treadmill is significantly less interesting than watching me shave .04 seconds off a dead game. ♡> five lights a week minimum. 30-45 minutes of cardio, usually incline treadmill or stationary bike because i can watch vods while i'm doing it. then i rotate legs/core and upper body. squats, split squats, hip thrusts, leg curls, calf raises, planks, hanging leg raises, rows, pullups, presses. nothing particularly eXotic. ♡> i keep the weight moderate and do higher reps because i'm not trying to become a fucking refrigerator. i want endurance, decent strength, and for my clothes to continue fitting the way i bought them. ♡> i also stretch basically every light. hips, hamstrings, shoulders, wrists especially. competitive gaming is an incredibly stupid hobby where you can injure yourself by sitting incorrectly for twelve hours, so wrist eXercises and forearm work are non-negotiable. i've got grip trainers at my desk and i do little mobility sets between attempts when i'm being responsible. ♡> the other part nobody sees is that clawed9 has actual conditioning requirements. turns out sponsors become annoyed if their professional gamer develops the cardiovascular capacity of a damp napkin. so twice a week i get bullied through actual structured training with sprints, resistance work, reaction drills, and some horrible little agility ladder that i maintain is completely unrelated to my ability to play videogames. ♡> and before somebody asks: no. they aren't specialty protein disclettes. my nutrition is fucking terrible. eXercise doesn't magically turn these things into veggies and minerals. i just have the discipline to train constantly. ♡> just no discipline to cook myself a real meal. ♡> different skill trees! <3 :3
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♡> early access, huh? i mean. i do like you. so maaaaaaybe i can spare you the tedium of waiting!
♡> tried cupstacking for no particular reason. i suck at it!
♡> :3 hey chittr ♡> waaaaatcha doooooin?
noth:ng really. bored az fuck. the feed haz noth:ng :nterezt:ng e:ther.
♡> pb btw. got a datesprit in like. 20 minutes of yapping basically.
♡> and yeah i mean datesprit. not like we're full time yet. looool
♡> :| first matesprit in like 2 sweeps and i blew him up.
adjustment disxrder nxt xtherwise specified. - xx
♡> i'm going to adjust your specified disorder until your otherwise perish. #violence
♡> i'm turning you to ash. who even are you?
♡> people reuploading my clips on tiktok and then misgendering me facing the wrath of my highblood sponsor (he only cares about copyright infringement) #violence ig ♡> https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/86fcdf907979.gif #cw-flashing-image
ii would 2ay more about how two fuck wiith tho2e bot2 but that2 valuable iinfo. good luck.
♡> he is such a fucking loser!!!!!!!!!! ♡> 🌸＞ フ ♡> | _ _ ♡> ／` ミ_wノ ♡> / | ♡> / ヽ ﾉ ♡> │ | | | ♡> ／￣| | | | ♡> | (￣ヽ＿_ヽ_)__) ♡> ＼二つ
♡> the only thing really hemist in gaming is that some games have rank multipliers for certain castes so their lp is skyrocketed just for being a violet. :3 fight casteism by playing older games.
♡> sorry my sponsor says i can't say that so i'm pretending to delete it.
♡> sigh, boys will be toys.
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how :nterezt:ng. glad to meet a fan. :f you ever get the chance to attend, you can azk to meet me.
♡> will do! it'll be a blast i bet! though i apologize ahead of time if im asked to push merch...
♡> hive alone parody game: hive defender is what i'm streaming tonight.
♡> magic the slaughtering... such memories. :3
Is that shit basically the troll equivalent of magic the gathering? I use to be a big fan in my late teen years.
♡> yeah. :3 basically. there's a bit more of a physical element such as sacrificing prongs and fronds to pay costs. i'd eXplain it all, but i don't wanna bore you, mr. human. :3 #violence
Nah nah I get it, but if there's shit like sacrificing that does make me wonder, do you trolls have like troll yu-gi-oh or some shit? Now that seems to be up your alls alley.
♡> oh. oh yes. ♡> @irrefutabledecalogue ♡> here's a 3rd rate droolist with a 4th rate deck.
♡> edging my spear. #humanculture #wwe #reference #nsfw