chittr

#joking

NOOOO I VOTED FOR A VEGAN MEAL IN SCRANDLE. #notfond #joking #dontburnmevegans

Kult: +7
Total: 7

⛧this is my official declaration that if a badge is made out of my dunking, im gonna deface a clown church to get myself culled in a far less painful way than being immortalized as 'that whiney rustblood on chittr'. #violence #cw-suicide #suicidebyclown #joking #notactuallygonna #getmyselfculled #butisure #fuckingwouldwish #idid⛧

Kult: +2
Kull: +2
Total: 4
Ratio: 1.00

I have my trusty 2L bottle of Orange Crush right here but. I feel like doing Coke today. Coke zero, to be precise. #substances #implied #joking #dontdodrugskids

Kult: +12
Kull: +2
Total: 14
Ratio: 6.00

I'm Back — Try To Contain Your Excitement, Or Don’t, I Love The Attention. #joking

Kult: +2
Total: 2

〚⦅⦕⤊⦖⦆〛Yeah I like hoofbeasts. My Lusus was a hoofbeast. I'm something of a hoofbeast myself. #suggestive #joking

Kult: +12
Kull: +2
Total: 14
Ratio: 6.00

what if we fucked to the chop chop slide? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bwxgrxktpa #nsfw #joking

Kult: +27
Kull: +7
Total: 34
Ratio: 3.86

“there’s s/) many b/)tt/)ms /)n chittr” gifted a land /)f pr/)sperity and wealth and still angry(metaph/)r). if y/)u d/)n’t want them i’m sure i can gladly take them /)ff y/)ur hands #nsfw #j/)king #iactuallyd/)ntgiveafuck

Kult: +17
Total: 17

Which burns more? Hair bleach or the masculine gender? #misandry #joking

Kult: +5
Total: 5

i dont like wait for it so we are skipping #joking #butalsonot

idk the egberts r startin to grow on me whens the last time an egbert ghosted me and gave me self-deprecations spirals huh??? thats rite never #angst #joking #nsfw

Kult: +12
Total: 12