#joking
NOOOO I VOTED FOR A VEGAN MEAL IN SCRANDLE. #notfond #joking #dontburnmevegans
⛧this is my official declaration that if a badge is made out of my dunking, im gonna deface a clown church to get myself culled in a far less painful way than being immortalized as 'that whiney rustblood on chittr'. #violence #cw-suicide #suicidebyclown #joking #notactuallygonna #getmyselfculled #butisure #fuckingwouldwish #idid⛧
I have my trusty 2L bottle of Orange Crush right here but. I feel like doing Coke today. Coke zero, to be precise. #substances #implied #joking #dontdodrugskids
I'm Back — Try To Contain Your Excitement, Or Don’t, I Love The Attention. #joking
〚⦅⦕⤊⦖⦆〛Yeah I like hoofbeasts. My Lusus was a hoofbeast. I'm something of a hoofbeast myself. #suggestive #joking
what if we fucked to the chop chop slide? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bwxgrxktpa #nsfw #joking
“there’s s/) many b/)tt/)ms /)n chittr” gifted a land /)f pr/)sperity and wealth and still angry(metaph/)r). if y/)u d/)n’t want them i’m sure i can gladly take them /)ff y/)ur hands #nsfw #j/)king #iactuallyd/)ntgiveafuck
Which burns more? Hair bleach or the masculine gender? #misandry #joking
i dont like wait for it so we are skipping #joking #butalsonot
idk the egberts r startin to grow on me whens the last time an egbert ghosted me and gave me self-deprecations spirals huh??? thats rite never #angst #joking #nsfw



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