@cyberGovernor — #nsfw
--E√ Things learned at the movie theater, watching "In Which Troll James A. Janisse Has A Sapient Freezer, --Etc, --Etc..." - If you are hallucinating, see a docterrorist - If a wriggler tells you about witches, do not grubsit them - You can get away with flagrantly disobeying traffic laws if you are a ghost - Do not adopt invisible woofbeasts - Do not buy subjuggulator figurines unless you want to vomit caegars - Bring energy drinks if you have to shoot your basement on a nightly basis - Own flashlights just in case the power goes out
--E√ I actually used my vibrating device in the dream I had. How unusual.
--E√ Wakin' up with my bulge out, as per usual. =:/
--E√ My pan is kinda melted right now. Gimme a bit. I think my bulge exploded.
--E√ Fuuuck, that vibrating device my matesprit got me is so good...
--E√ I just found this awful image in my downloads folder from 3 sweeps ago.
--E√ Another night, another round of waking up with my coddamn bulge out.
--E√ Can I stop waking up to my bulge being out, please?
--E√ What do you mean, the humans have an *interest* in an anthropomorphized green baabeast?
--E√ I need my matesprit to pin me down and fuck the traumatic memories away.
--E√ How weird is it to fantasize about *submitʇing* to a black partner...?
--E√ I don't know about the rest of you horny fucks, but I prefer my pornography writʇen.
--E√ TFW you have a kink so obscure that you have to venture into... *shudders* Troll DeviantArt to find anything of it...
--E√ Cod damn, you people are horny as fuck. #nsfw