Marvia Thalas
@cyberGovernor
--E√ [Maulcraft villager noise] --E√ DMs always open. Same handle on pesterchum.xyz. Askbox here: https://tally.so/r/kdMkqj
--E√ Oh sweet Signless Sufferer below my gut is calling forth the second coming of Glb'golyb
--E√ Why am I so bloated?
--E√ Cobalt hivemate just stomped on the ass end of a skitʇerinsect and the head plus front four legs wiggled away and shot off running what the fuck man.
--E√ Things learned at the movie theater, watching "In Which Troll James A. Janisse Has A Sapient Freezer, --Etc, --Etc..." - If you are hallucinating, see a docterrorist - If a wriggler tells you about witches, do not grubsit them - You can get away with flagrantly disobeying traffic laws if you are a ghost - Do not adopt invisible woofbeasts - Do not buy subjuggulator figurines unless you want to vomit caegars - Bring energy drinks if you have to shoot your basement on a nightly basis - Own flashlights just in case the power goes out
--E√ This image goes so hard for no reason.
--E√ Fun Fact: Troll Jimmy Hoffa didn't disappear, he just went on an expedition into the --Empress' hair and hasn't found his way out yet.
(( just found bald eridan on mspabooru. original artist is tagged as vriscuit. https://mspabooru.com//images/15/c69e3a1afa4840b1ee9233f0a94da0a0.png ))
--E√ It is unreasonably hot for the current season. Sweating up a storm just doing laundry.
--E√ I gotʇa wear gloves to do laundry the way my hivemates' clothes stink...
--E√ I think that hooking psychics up to Alternian fleet ships against their will was a stupid idea. Not only is it cruel and unusual, it's foolish. You're putʇing your ship in control of somegoby who may not even want to be working for you. I don't understand how that was considered a smart idea.
--E√ If they're flying the blasted thing, they should have a say in the goings-on of the ship. They could very well have valuable input that is *wasted* if they are not permitʇed to speak it!
--E√ I've heard of trolls who, for some reason, actually WANT to fly fleet ships. But I've also met plenty who dread it.
--E√ Alternia would've been so much more tolerable if we had an emospectrum instead of a hemospectrum. It'd still have a stupid caste system, but at least you can control how emo you are.
--E√ The current --Empress is decided by who can do the best screamo vocals.
--E√ If my body weren't being a massive douche to me, I could kick anygoby's ass at Troll Just Dance right now.
--E√ When I finally left the cupe this evening, my hair was sticking up in an interesting way. It almost looked like I had deliberately styled it in a punk-ish manner. It looked cool but I did need to use the ablution trap.
--E√ I'm gonna go see a movie with my cobalt hivemate tolight.
--E√ Ow my pan. Ow. Took a painculler.
--E√ It's unfair how tall damn near every other troll gets. I'm 5'1". This sucks.
PIⵜIFUL ⚕︎HORⵜ CREAⵜURE⚕︎ LIKE OUR⚕︎ELVE⚕︎ CAN BECOME U⚕︎EFUL BY LEECHING OFF OⵜHER⚕︎. DO NOⵜ BACK DOWN FROM YOUR PURPO⚕︎E. MANIPULAⵜION.
=oXO its okay¡ we can be short together¡ and if i picked you up you,d be really tall then¡ =:) =oXO
(( I love how MSPAbooru has a tag called "Eridan's Hot Dad" ))
--E√ "All fuchsias are female" is bullshit. Some of us are transgender, Karren.
--E√ Reminder that Maulcraft has a pirate language setʇing.
--E√ Why do we call people who fish "anglers"? Are they secretly doing trigonometry on those boats of theirs?
NO, because theyre LURING FISH like an ANGLERfish
anglerfish alsꙮ dꙮ trigꙮnꙮmetry. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man