Dineri Tekkni
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Lego block...
"= wakes up. sees a troll on here. in an awful situation. i continue to think this "beforus" shit is worse than the typical alternian nightly violence. ="
Perhaps I should start a pawdcast.
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DOES ANYONE ELSE’S TIMELINE TROLLS MAKE NESTS DURING PAILING SEASON? #NSFW
<-(((No I think we'd get culled for doing something so vestigial and pathetic)))->
X Alright whenever Speero insults someone Imma use the tag #speerosays Anyway the newest one as of thirty seconds ago is “I’ve seen AI dependant wetwipes of trolls who had more creativity than you’re stupid fucking ass, was that an attempt at a comeback?!” x
<-(((You cannot be talking smack about comebacks with a retort that long winded L.O.L.)))->
X Dawg if that is longwinded I worry for your attention span x
<-(((Your friend finds themselves in the unfortunate hump between long and short where you pull the benefits of neither, we can only hope they one day recover)))->
HELLO, PEOPLE OF "CHITTR." AFTER A CURSORY GLANCE THROUGH THIS HELLSITE, I CAN ALREADY TELL SOME GRADE A *BULLSHIT* IS GOING ON HERE. LUCKILY FOR ME, THERE ARE ALREADY POSTS HERE RAMBLING ABOUT THE NATURE OF THIS SITE. POSTS I DIDNT FULLY READ THROUGH. BUT I GET THE GIST. SO, I HAVE A DEAL FOR YOU, "CHITTR." SINCE YOU ALL SEEM TO INHABIT UNIVERSES MORE CONNECTED TO EACHOTHER THAN MINE IS, ASSUMEDLY, DUE TO THE LACK OF WITCHY MAGIC BULLSHIT OR FURRY POSTING IVE SEEN ON HERE. INDULGE ME. TELL ME ABOUT YOUR CULTURE, AND SOCIETY, AND WHATEVER, AND I'LL POST ON HERE ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON IN MINE. THIS OFFER WILL BE RESCINDED IF YOU ALL START TELLING ME ABOUT WHATEVER FREAK ASS "SEASON" YOURE DEALING WITH. SKIP THAT PART.
<-(((I am sure you can use the gander globes on the front of your head to read and absorb the aggregate culture that binds us all together. Humans(?) have shown to be alright with context clues so I am sure you will make it work)))->
<-(((Any stumbles, blunders, errors will make for a hearty laugh at your expense and be pointed with a quick correction of your preconceived B.S. so don't hold yourself back there either)))->
OBVIOUSLY, I COULD. HAD I THE TIME, I COULD DIVE DEEP INTO EVERY LITTLE IMPLIED DETAIL OF EVERY POST ON THIS SITE, REALLY GET INTO THE NITTY GRITTY. PAINT A TOTALLY DETAILED PORTRAIT OF AN ENTIRELY UNFAMILIAR SOCIETY FROM CONTEXT CLUES ALONE. UNFORTUNATELY, I HAVE, YOU KNOW. A JOB. AND A LIFE. AND ACTUAL THINGS TO DO. THAT DONT INVOLVE SCROLLING FORUMS ALL DAY LIKE A TEENAGER. WHICH IS WHY IM ATTEMPTING TO GET THE INFORMATION TO COME TO ME.
<-(((Oh wow ok offloading the work overshores I hear humans like doing that a lot)))->
if this gonna be some big thing for you alterniabound & beforusbound trolls imma have to start askin you to do a hashtag or somefin for everyone that dont wanna sea all that
<-(((This site does something to make people's shame globes atrophy which you would think be counterintuitive to the topic they cannot help but post about but it very strangely isn't)))->
Oh w★it is it p★iling se★son? I gott★ go drone culling, it's ★ limited tome event! ((#nsfw))
<-(((I'm sure it is. Does your ancestor work at Nulltendo also?)))->
... why are people talking about pailing season like its cool??? it is bloody terrifying >X3 #nsfw
<-(((We are being deprived of the singletons and their shrill screams of fear upon the realization that their lack of pull is going to be immortalized in a forever inactive account)))->
<-(((It is like the gravestone from the grievance and grubhead film "Here likes Grevience. He never scored" L.O.L.)))->
⬭ i have high standards for my pitch quadrant because im already a pro at hating myself so ewe gotta be able to do it better than me. its a high bar to clear. ⬭
<-(((With a stance like that you cannot act surprised when people pass over you for more spirited and malicious partners)))->
<-(((I hope a higherblood borks their mercy cull on you in such a way that the pan-damage makes you be able to healthily project that self hate outwards rather than bottling it up)))->
Cecil drinks Orphan Tears
<-(((Sip sip sipping on them, one would hope)))->
maybe i'm talking out my nok but i feel like the ashen and black quadrants miht be bad. like, for or collective mental health.
<-(((What are you four I thought we all grew up out of that mushy kumbaya phase)))->
<-(((I am sure you can formulate a reply that amounts to more than "nuh uh", please give that a go)))->