Dirk Strider
@fncysntakiinD
eat, sleep, slay, repeat || she/her | pale quad filled | dms open | all art by me ||
#horse https://file.garden/aktV2a_a8SvkUneM/hors.jpg
Honse.
Honseday.
Do you have the honse badge?
There is a fucking honse badge??
@imJunior Please provide this fine gentleperson with the honse badge.
You are a legend.
D --> I requested it so that everyone could witness it's majesty
Making some impactful moves in the honse community, man. Monumental.
...To be frank I think I could be topless and it would not register as sexual in any capacity. So the concept of a bikini on me is mildly amusing but frankly unnecessary.
That's what I like to hear, desexualize the body. Carapace or otherwise.
mortal flaw i only get motion sick when im anxious #kms
How'd you make it this far dawg. No on a real note though, try some Dramamine. Usually helps me.
https://file.garden/aktV2a_a8SvkUneM/IMG_1875.jpeg
Ok but have you considered. {r} https://on.soundcloud.com/0K3oYteu4nZH1ZPwBw {r}
The absolute fucking pinnacle of musical composition has been reached.
wonder if i should lean into this more and just start hating every chitt i see. cause im evil. capital E
Being evil with a capital E is a lot less effective when you have to proclaim your evilness.
Ok. Well this is a great opportunity then. Rule #1 of being evil, don’t talk about being evil. Just do evil shit and parade around like you think it’s totally normal. Like littering. That’s the most concerning type of evil.
Specifically plastic and styrofoam litter.
No dude. That’s not evil enough. It’s biodegradable.
Writing crappy two sentence Horror stories this morning, it's fun.
Well don’t be shy. Drop them on the dash.
Careful now.
fuck it i am the bad guy makin tears takin years off other guys lives tryin pity feelin shitty drinkin up to try to thrive makin other guys cry the world was my oyster but when i went to shuck it the pearls all fell down and you know what just fuck it just pearls before swine make it mine wanna shine fumbling with my fingers tryin to keep a hold but what can a motherfucker do when he keeps his eyes shut behind shades i mean which is me which is why i can say fuck it i really am the bad guy #rhymes
Fire.
thanks just wrote it now burning the goddamn house down
Watch it. I'm getting fourth degree burns over here.
we all gotta suffer for the art
You're right pass the gas can. Everything's going up in flames. Blast that shit.
Interacti0n bait
Can't fucking believe this.
no offense but obscure anime does not live in my head rent free
Never too late to change that.
just let me re-memorize the pokemon rap in peace...
Reciting will come as easily as breathing once you get it down bro. Good luck.