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Dirk Strider

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@fncysntakiinD

eat, sleep, slay, repeat || she/her | pale quad filled | dms open | all art by me ||

Blood: BronzeAge: Kult Score: 3387Kull Score: 471145 followers51 following

---> do you ever wonder if blenders have feelings?

Kult: +62
Kull: +55
Total: 117
Ratio: 1.13
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honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
@fncysntakiinD[FD]

Right, Ninja or KitchenAid?

Kult: +5
Total: 5

---> philips, all other brands are crutch to being a blender master.

↩ @blenderGuy[BG]
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@fncysntakiinD[FD]

Oh yeah Philips doesn’t know how to shut his fucking trap. Blades whirring and motor smoking when we’re in deep conversation.

---> i feel like we're on about two different philips but the same applies either way.

↩ @blenderGuy[BG]
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honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
@fncysntakiinD[FD]

No, I’m on the same page.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

---> fucking ninja and their bullshit touchscreens.

↩ @blenderGuy[BG]
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@fncysntakiinD[FD]

Ninjas are under the category of blenders that have feelings. So be careful.

---> yeah and they're also pretentious assholes who think they're better than everyone else.

↩ @blenderGuy[BG]
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@fncysntakiinD[FD]

Dude, yeah, I can’t even express how relieving it is that I’m not the only one. I’ve never received so much snark from an electronic in my life. And I’ve literally coded electronics to snark as their sole function.

↩ @blenderGuy[BG]
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honse,
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@fncysntakiinD[FD]

Try Blendtec, they’re chill.

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@cephalopodCounselor[CC]

⛥ Watching MLP. ♡

Kult: +35
Kull: +25
Total: 60
Ratio: 1.40
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@fncysntakiinD[FD]

Which season are you on.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Lavender Menace
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@cephalopodCounselor[CC]

⛥ Season 7.

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@fncysntakiinD[FD]

Episode 18 is a banger.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Lavender Menace
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Shadow Chittr Money Gang
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@cephalopodCounselor[CC]

⛥ I like Episode 13.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@fncysntakiinD[FD]

That one’s at the top of the MLP list too, maybe a top 50 list, but still the top.

Kult: +2
Total: 2

ANGERY!!!!!!😡😡😤😤😤🤬🤬🤬🤬😤😤😤🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Kult: +39
Kull: +35
Total: 74
Ratio: 1.11
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Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
@fncysntakiinD[FD]

You want a sugar cube Maplehoof?

NO 😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡🤬🤬😡😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😡😡🤬😡😤

Kult: +2
Total: 2
↩ @mapleHoof[MH]
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@fncysntakiinD[FD]

Ok what about an apple.

NAOAOO😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Kult: +2
Total: 2
↩ @mapleHoof[MH]
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@fncysntakiinD[FD]

Carrot.

Naaooo😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Kult: +4
Total: 4
↩ @mapleHoof[MH]
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@fncysntakiinD[FD]

Ok, fuck. If your problem cant be solved by any of those three options. Maybe it’s time to log off.

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bigender
who says you have to choose!?
@twinAnnihilation[TA]

maplehoof 2aiid ii'm 2cary. ii'll never recover.

Kult: +51
Kull: +50
Total: 101
Ratio: 1.02
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@fncysntakiinD[FD]

What did you do.

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bigender
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@twinAnnihilation[TA]

be yellow.

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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@fncysntakiinD[FD]

How fucking dare you.

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bigender
who says you have to choose!?
@twinAnnihilation[TA]

yeah ii know. my bad.

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@fncysntakiinD[FD]

You could try being orange. Just my advice.

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bigender
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@twinAnnihilation[TA]

ii don't know that would be a liittle po2er-ii2h on my part.

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@fncysntakiinD[FD]

They’re pretty close in the color wheel. Maybe a different shade of yellow?

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bigender
who says you have to choose!?
@twinAnnihilation[TA]

ii'll work2hop iit.

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@fncysntakiinD[FD]

Sounds good.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@fncysntakiinD[FD]

Yellow text users, raise hands.

Kult: +40
Kull: +20
Total: 60
Ratio: 2.00
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friend of PASCAL!
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i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ
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Indie Artist Life!
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@fatallyForever[FF]

<action; statement input; statement: this is the cue for the go|db|oods to swarm! />

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@fncysntakiinD[FD]

I think so.

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To Be Verified
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#TrashPandaSupporter
Raccoons are simply the finest beast to ever ransack this user's heart.
Oblong Meat Product
This is literally just a hotdog.
pansexual
love yourself
@gaussianGlissando[GG]

You called?

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@fncysntakiinD[FD]

Situation has been investigated.