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troll nine elewven.
remember. the untimelly demise of your friends is a today probllem. bowlling at the #Guttercade? thats forever. so llong as its every 2 weeks on saturday for a few hours at a time.
[BULLETS IN HOTDOG] <[If I were someone's BOSS, I'd skin people alive for FUN! #gore #violence]
[SNAKE PIT] <[Jokes on you, I am actually QUITE GOOD at dodging stones! Sometimes we test our new traps on ME! Anyway, that's IMPRESSIVE. We're HIRING, by the way.]
[IMMOLATION] <[I'm thinking of just SPINNING the wheel to choose the CONTESTANTS. I lied. I don't actually read your APPLICATIONS! My BOSS does!]

#AtLeastImSmart

Oh okay, carry on then.

I'm Glad To See The Horrible Women Movement. I'm 6'5" By The Way.

Well I Might Be Getting Fired Out Of The Cannon Guys
1mag1ne hav1ng to s1gn an NDA for work people l1terally see you do. what the hell, sure. 1’m just #enployeemaxx1ng



