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Taxhuh Vazion

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I will offer you legal services. You will pay me. You are welcome. [any/all]

Blood: TealAge: Kult Score: 706Kull Score: 71315 followers9 following

I just heard that troll Alvinn and the Chipmunks were picked up by a large bird. Sad. Many talents taken too soon that way.

Kult: +19
Kull: +15
Total: 34
Ratio: 1.27

Oh the green one lived. Nevermind. Not sad. I did not like the other two anyway. Solo band now please. Please.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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need a genre change too. we thinkin rockerboy or emo?

My boy would never need to change… But emo. Undoubtedly.

Throwing rocks at your window as a sign that my estate is affluent and wealthy and I can afford to do what unemployed poor trolls do. And to market my rocks.

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

In this economy you can not even find two birds. Not to mention the stone.

Kult: +52
Kull: +45
Total: 97
Ratio: 1.16

Unless. You. Are. The. One. Selling. Them.

That buisness was off the record. Do you work for the Irs. You legally have to tell me if you do.

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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No. I. Do. Not.

Kult: +2
Total: 2

NOW REPLACE BIRDS WITH RARE FISH AND STONE WITH BOAT TO FIND RARE FISH.

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

That is exactly what someone who said that would say.

I will get you. Do not taxidermy my post.

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YOU WILL “GET ME?”

Stop stealing my words. https://file.garden/af1MSJbRqgHS7ama/IMG_3684.jpeg

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ANOTHER FUNKY LITTLE WEIRDO.

Kull: +5
Total: 5

I don't understand that “the masculine urge” “the feminine urge” meme. At the end of the day we all merge without looking.

Kult: +15
Total: 15

They should invent a hospital and a bank in the same building. Troll Taco Bell combination Troll Pizza Hut style. The robbery would be so efficient.

Kult: +10
Kull: +2
Total: 12
Ratio: 5.00

For just the low low price of one dollar a month I will have more dollars.

Kult: +95
Kull: +85
Total: 180
Ratio: 1.12

Name one time.

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3 hꙮurs agꙮ - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man

Name two times.

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yesterday and 3 days frꙮm nꙮw - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man

Name me the benefactor of your will.

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wills are a sꙮcial cꙮnstruct - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man

I am about to scoially construct a hive to drop on you wicked witch style.

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can we reschedule that tꙮ 3 days frꙮm nꙮw - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man

Ya.

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ꙮh, peak. - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man

Leave your quadmate. I do not want you but it is easier to lie to one troll at a time. Your relationship was mediocre anyway.

Just saw someone yell not guilty throughout the entire trial. I did not actually hear them say it but I am pretty good at reading lips. They may just have been eating. Rude either way so I told the bailiff to cull them. Execution style. Slay.

Kult: +15
Total: 15

Selling expired grub. A grub that is too old. An adult. Even. My roommate annoyed me.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Time is money. Selling my sweeps. All offers welcome.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

We are in a recession so I am reusuing my last post with a new ending go cut costs. one goes in two comes out #stockmarket. If I make a third you will know it is dire.

Kult: +6
Total: 6

One goes in two comes out. #osmosis

Kult: +7
Total: 7

Air conditioning is a dying industry. Pay me and I will tell my roommate to breathe on your face.

Kult: +27
Kull: +10
Total: 37
Ratio: 2.70

paying for a bunch of hot air.

Mint cost extra.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

So many ads for hot trolls in my area. Global warming has gone too far.

Kult: +12
Total: 12

I have a ten foot vertical leap but I can not do it if you are watching. Or if I am watching. I am shy.

Kult: +6
Total: 6

Just put a grub through college. #charity They left the window open and I have a great throw.

Kult: +15
Total: 15

Lawsuit against the rattrap company. Hand hurts and the cheese was mid.

Kult: +22
Total: 22

I have a bomb Defusing tip. Cut wires in order of preferred taste. You are welcome. Clickbaiting tip scheduled for next sweep.

Kull: +5
Total: 5

Safety tips for Lusii. If you see your grub thing have lunch money take it and give it to me. Lunch could make the small troll choke. You are welcome.

Is glass edible. Unrelated to previous chit.

Kult: +50
Kull: +50
Total: 100
Ratio: 1.00

i've tried awhile ago. its' not. hopital. :(

Kult: +2
Total: 2

☆yeah if you’re not a bitch☆

Kult: +7
Total: 7

No no no no no no no no!!!!!!!!

Kult: +2
Total: 2

We will sue the glass industry and get your bills paid. Friend. I will also need bills paid when I eat it because I did not read your message. I still have not done that.

I trust you implicitly and will remember your name to credit you and or sue you.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Ah double negatives. First is no then is no no means yes. I understand. This adds up to yes in the end because there are an even amount. Thank you for telling me to do this friend.

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Darn! XXXX(

Why did you let me do this? Owch. Owie. Yowza.

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I'm SORRY! I did not intend for you to read my message as a yes!!!!

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wher i live med is tax-covered ididn't ahave to worry about paying med bills .. please stay safe :)