

Taxhuh Vazion
@payMe
I will offer you legal services. You will pay me. You are welcome. [any/all]
I just heard that troll Alvinn and the Chipmunks were picked up by a large bird. Sad. Many talents taken too soon that way.
Throwing rocks at your window as a sign that my estate is affluent and wealthy and I can afford to do what unemployed poor trolls do. And to market my rocks.
In this economy you can not even find two birds. Not to mention the stone.
I don't understand that “the masculine urge” “the feminine urge” meme. At the end of the day we all merge without looking.
They should invent a hospital and a bank in the same building. Troll Taco Bell combination Troll Pizza Hut style. The robbery would be so efficient.
For just the low low price of one dollar a month I will have more dollars.
Leave your quadmate. I do not want you but it is easier to lie to one troll at a time. Your relationship was mediocre anyway.
Just saw someone yell not guilty throughout the entire trial. I did not actually hear them say it but I am pretty good at reading lips. They may just have been eating. Rude either way so I told the bailiff to cull them. Execution style. Slay.
Selling expired grub. A grub that is too old. An adult. Even. My roommate annoyed me.
Time is money. Selling my sweeps. All offers welcome.
We are in a recession so I am reusuing my last post with a new ending go cut costs. one goes in two comes out #stockmarket. If I make a third you will know it is dire.
Air conditioning is a dying industry. Pay me and I will tell my roommate to breathe on your face.
So many ads for hot trolls in my area. Global warming has gone too far.
I have a ten foot vertical leap but I can not do it if you are watching. Or if I am watching. I am shy.
Just put a grub through college. #charity They left the window open and I have a great throw.
Lawsuit against the rattrap company. Hand hurts and the cheese was mid.
I have a bomb Defusing tip. Cut wires in order of preferred taste. You are welcome. Clickbaiting tip scheduled for next sweep.
Safety tips for Lusii. If you see your grub thing have lunch money take it and give it to me. Lunch could make the small troll choke. You are welcome.
Is glass edible. Unrelated to previous chit.








