@anonymousGooner — #nsfw
many like to goon, but do not like the gooner... much to consider... #nsfw
six hour orgy... hhnnnnhhhhhgggghhhh #nsfw #MamaLikes
you may be surprised but i DESPISE... the trend of Dommy Men. i think if you are to "dominate" as a man, take it to LoL or the battlefield. read some troll aristotle... many of you lack the mental fortitude to not go face down rump up for these so called Dommy Men... heh... if you are to get Sexual as a man, perhaps consider taking it like one and by "it" i mean... heh... #nsfw
the nasty truth is this, Goon Bunnies: you don't even know what i look like. there are people on this website that think i have a nearly 5 foot long bulge, but have never seen it. have never seen ME. tell me, Freaky Rabbits, what is my blood colour? and where do i live? what planet am i on? what colony am i part of? i could be your boyfriend. i could be your girlfriend. i could be your kismesis, moirail, third leaf, or matesprit. you wouldn't know. don't be so quick to judge... #yourkohaiiswatching #ThisIsntADirkPost #ButIMissHimAndThinkAboutHimAllTheTime. #DirkComeHome. #YourKohaiMissesYou.
a compatriot of mine has posted truths that many needed to hear before it was too late...! @autoClicker is to be believed (and appreciated for creating an onlyfans) but most importantly, action must be taken. the dates 4/13 and 6/12 are important for unknown reasons, though likely related to The Gods residing in my plane of reality (separate from the Outer Gods) and their mythos. many have their own theories. a popular and well accepted theory in the paractivity community is that of apocalypse; on one of these dates, the reality belt will be completely shattered, creating a world of absolute #unrealit...Read more
my absence has been felt. i can feel the shockwaves across chittr at my radio silence. even though i am masterful at gooning, it can't pay bills. even a senpai such as i must put my labor out on the market for mere coin...(i have a job and i need money in order to live 〒▽〒) but don't worry, my foolish puppies. my goonlings. i have been studying in the hypnosis/clicker mines and my skills have been honed to a seriously sharp point. prepare, Goonlings... #GoonIsComing... #nsfw
nothing makes me happier than learning from my #sensei... #nsfw #yourkohaiiswaiting https://file.garden/ZW_zdjBJky9JVrGZ/senpai.png
#dirkerigamjake has taken place and hit my pan in a way i never thought would happen prior to this moment. the rumble is a truly enlightening experience for all those with the need to see dirk (and perhaps three others) oiled up, bloody, greasy, and getting a little blue from asphyxiation but making it back on top anyway. sometimes, you get to throw the oil whilst imagining rubbing it all over dirk (and perhaps three others). sometimes, you get the happiness that comes with seeing the oil splash when dirk punches another person in the ring, or grabs them by the bulge and flips them over their head, or get...Read more
ohmygodthey're alll tiouching all over jakes' ass #nsfw #gooning #close #rumbleindapumpkinpatch
THEY'RE 69ING IN THE RING!!! #JAKEGAM #BULGETOFACEX2-MOBIUS-DOUBLE-REACHAROUND #nsfw #rumbleindapumpkinpatch
GAMZEE IS GOING TO GRAB ERIDAN'S BULGE!!! #IMCOMING #nsfw #rumbleindapumpkinpatch
everyone is getting strangled and squirmy in this ring right now. #gooning #nsfw #rumbleindapumpkinpatch
DIRK'S NOT GETTING UP. #YOURKOHAIISSCARED #nsfw #rumbleindapumpkinpatch
i know i don't have to worry about that clown but the blowjob brothers are going to either make me slime or get slimed out before the end of this match. i NEED that yaoi warrior to live. #nsfw #yourkohaiiswaiting #rumbleindapumpkinpatch
i have so much yaoi to write. #rpf #nsfw #rumbleindapumpkinpatch #thatshouldbeme
so many beautiful breasted boobies... #nsfw #rumbleindapumpkinpatch
he's holding his beautiful boob...life is worth living... #liveyourself #nsfw #rumbleindapumpkinpatch
ERIDAN IS ALIVE?! #SHOCKING #nsfw #rumbleindapumpkinpatch
ERIDAN IS FUCKING DEAD #nsfw #rumbleindapumpkinpatch
HE JUST SAID HE'S GONNA CREAMPIE ERIDAN #nsfw #rumbleindapumpkinpatch #himpact
GAMZEE HAS HIT THE FUCKING RING!!! AND HE SAYS HE'S GONNA GRAB EVERYONE'S BULGES!!! #GOON!!!!!!!!! #nsfw #rumbleindapumpkinpatch #getscared
LIGHTS ARE DOWN. #nsfw #rumbleindapumpkinpatch
TAKE MY ENERGY, DIRK!!! #LIVEYOURSELF #nsfw #rumbleindapumpkinpatch
eridan ampora, you will be sent to hell #It'sHappening. #nsfw #rumbleindapumpkinpatch #COME
#WEWRITHED #nsfw #rumbleindapumpkinpatch
he's holding his bulge #hesholdinghisbulge #nsfw #activegooner #rumbleindapumpkinpatch
OPPORTUNITY ATTACK! he is the true sensei...! our distinguished yaoi warrior! only the most worthy could learn from him!! #nsfw #rumbleindapumpkinpatch #yourkohaiiswaiting
DIRK JUST GOT FLIPPED BY ERIDAN! #YOURKOHAIISWATCHING #GETUP #PLEASEGODGETUP #nsfw #rumbleindapumpkinpatch #five-more-oil-balloons-are-on-their-way-senpai
he's so strong he's manhandling opponents outside his weight bracket. you couldn't fathom what posts are coming out about this. i'm already making a gooning playlist. #yourkohaiiswatching #nsfw #rumbleindapumpkinpatch #iloveyoudirk #yourkohaiiswaiting
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT #nsfw #RUMBLEINDAPUMPKINPATCH
#GOONINGTOTHIS #nsfw #rumbleindapumpkinpatch
i just oiled up dirk strider. and there's more where that came from. #close #nsfw #rumbleindapumpkinpatch #out500caegars #worthit
oughmy god he's on top of him #nsfw #rumbleindapumpkinpatch
pov: dirk and you get into a sparring match and he's oiled up and in tight-fitting clothing and is all over you and fight fight fight kiss kiss kiss #nsfw #savingmygooningforlater #rumbleindapumpkinpatch
i'm gonna slime #nsfw #rumbleindapumpkinpatch
when does dirk take his shirt off and get oiled up and greasy and #nsfw #rumbleindapumpkinpatch
A BEAUTIFUL PROPOSAL FROM TROLLBAMA IS ABOUT TO TAKE PLACE!!! HISTORICAL EVENT TONIGHT AT #RUMBLEINDAPUMPKINPATCH!! #nsfw
#TEAMTHEYSWITCH HAS SUDDENLY HIT THE RING...TRANSFORMING TEAM JAKEDIRK AND DIRKJAKE INTO ONE UNIT!!! #WOKEWINS #nsfw #rumbleindapumpkinpatch #wokegooning
illegitimate shirt guy is also selling weird drinks...i shant engage...heh... #butlikemaybeiwillengage #nsfw #rumbleindapumpkinpatch
one million images of jake's ass hovering above us mnnnffff #nsfw #rumbleindapumpkinpatch
team dirkjake doesn't even know what team she's on anymore. as always, the world rights itself. take note of this, my goonlings. in shipwars, your opponents will always realise their true mistakes, just before you BEAT THEM TO A FUCKING PULP LET'S GO #JAKEDIRK #nsfw #violence #rumbleindapumpkinpatch
someone just screamed to fart in her face #notquitemyfetish #nsfw #rumbleindapumpkinpatch
THE CHEERS FOR #JAKEDIRK ARE ENDLESS!!! #nsfw #rumbleindapumpkinpatch
the crowd BEGS for death and blood to rain down from the ring. jake is arguing with troll obama about what side he's on. blood everywhere... #nsfw #violence #rumbleindapumpkinpatch
something strange and paranormal and scary and #goonworthy is happening in the front row. #nsfw #rumbleindapumpkinpatch #paranormal
someone in the crowd is selling unlicensed shirts...heh...i shant fall for such scams. i don't even WANT a shirt for this yuri because I DON'T SHIP IT. you can't get me, foul scammer... #nsfw #rumbleindapumpkinpatch
YURI IN DA PUMPKIN PATCH!!! #nsfw #FREAKITNOW!!! #GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON #rumbleindapumpkinpatch
troll obama has said he's going to propose! #heartwarming #prepare #nsfw
the hottest piece of ass rainbow drinker just walked in...🥴 #nsfw #rumbleindapumpkinpatch